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BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by jaymichael(m): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2020
HomerTimpson:
Like this post was created for me right now,me and bro don't even know what we gon eat tomorrow,but we just believe we won't die.

You won't believe the phone am using to pass time grin
My brother, did you receive #3,000 from JOSEPH MICHAEL BABAJIDE? GtBank. Send last night. I pray you will never be in lack of food again In Jesus name. Tell that your brother say someone from Nairaland dey greet am �
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by jaymichael(m): 4:25pm On Oct 31, 2020
chatinent:
Oga oya talk your own or we go seize your car.

May I share you my last card in my account so you can feed bro? That's if N2k no too small.
God bless you. You will be increased financially this year and as you are increasing financially (because you will) always remember the poor, hungry and less privileged around you. Don't give your money to any church organization except you are giving to those in needs directly. As you are being blessed, let giving to the needy be your Thanksgiving and not donations to any church.
Your effort to send that 2k to that brother without him asking inspired me to send my own small mite also because if you haven't sent him the money, I would have just read pass and not pay any notice. He said his brother will almost faint for joy, those words touched me. All thanks to God through you, someone can feed that today, heaven is pleased with you.
God bless you (and me too �)
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Surpasses Apple To Become The World’s Third Biggest Smartphone Brand by jaymichael(m): 1:01pm On Oct 31, 2020
Classickj:
Only the rich and yahoo boys can afford that 350k iPhone
A normal guy or girl would rather settle for that 65k phone
I wonder o! As if that 65k no be big money. My Smart TV sef na how much I buy am? Even land for after Atan no how much?
I am one that prioritizes Value over ostentation. I am proudly using my Redmi note8T and I derive every drop of satisfaction from the phone. My choice is not made out of poverty because I can conveniently afford the most expensive iPhone there is (even the one wey dem go do next year) and as many that I want even if na to carry 3 iPhone 12 dey Waka. I will still get another Android phone to complement the iOS because I can't stand the restrictions and being locked to a particular ecosystem that Apple embodies.
I don't carry more than one phone. My REDMI NOTE 8T is my phone, my scanner, my Bible, my library, my remote control, office, radio. Xiaomi has cloud security so I won't panic if I lose my phone. My contacts are backed on mi cloud. I transfer data and sync seamlessly with my laptop, other devices and my Android TV. Most importantly ,if I lose the phone today, replacement is easy on the pocket unlike lose a 400k phone. I don't use an iPhone because I don't like iOS and Apple.
RomanceRe: Who Is Interested In Doing This With Me? by jaymichael(m): 6:38am On Oct 31, 2020
ModestGal:
LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER
For sometimes now, I have been very busy and my skincare has been zero.

I have some little bumps on my knee area and tiny pimple on a side of my back.
My body is peeling as well due to dryness and not moisturizing enough. My skin is dull, my hair is dry and breaking (I have a natural hair) due to neglect. I am embarking on a skincare journey to achieve a soft, smooth, glowy skin within 30days, I have a function to attend

Solution is in 3stages
1. Diet and water
2. Exfoliation, toning,moisturizing
3. Sleep

I will be eating nutrients filled diet, taking supplements(vitamin C,A)
Then, I will be creating a strong exfoliating black soap. This soap will clear all the tiny bumps in less than 3days, and it would glow the skin.
Then I will be following it with a deep moisturizing cream and night gentle exfoliating cream

The exfoliating soap
These are what I will be using for the exfoliating soap

Ingredients:
Ghana soap
Camwood
Bergamot/lemon
Orangepeel
Tumeric
Palmkernel oil
Cinnamon powder
I will add all these together and bath with it

The process
I will be adding baking soda during bath to massage my body,and before that time, I would add Epsom salt in the water, rub my body with either sheabutter or palmoil, then bath with the soap
Remember, I won't add any of this to my face, just for the body, i will concentrate it on my knee,elbow, and back with tiny pimple.
Do not use this mixture if you do not have a deep moisturizing cream., because it can be very drying. I will never use this as my regular soap as well, just to solve this problem

For the cream I will be using
Cerave SA cream for rough and bumpy skin at night and LA Roche posay lipikar cream in the morning
These two creams are very lovely, as they moisturizes and smoothen skin very well. I really love them. The lipikar cream is very moisturizing, when I use this cream, I don't use lipgloss,it moisturizes deeply
Don't also forget to take vitamin E supplement, it is great for skincare.
BusinessRe: How Can I Remove Heavy Starch From Clothes by jaymichael(m): 4:31pm On Oct 29, 2020
austin7652:
Any progress sir cause I'm interested. I've been using cold water starch all this while.
If you mix the top bond and put inside those spray plastics, it will spray for a few seconds then it won't spray again. I tried that with different spray bottles same results. So I continued using it just like a cold water starch. I just finished ironing my clothes and it was the top bond I used for the clothes I ironed.
BONUS INFO: to give your clothes extra shine and texture, buy fabric conditioner (also called fabric softener) put two capfulls inside those big spray containers (like say 75cl) Fabric conditioner caps also serve as measuring cup. Pour two capfulls or cupfuls inside that spray container, add water to fill it up and use to spray your clothes (like spray starch) as you are ironing your clothes. You will see a remarkable difference as clothes will be smoother, smell very nice and have a shiny fluffy texture pleasant to the eye, touch and smells fantabulous.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lg Tv 32lb550a-ta Screen Replacement by jaymichael(op):
Dijita:
I will suggest you be careful. It is my understanding that LCD screen cannot be fixed.
It is an LED TV. It will be replaced completely. Screen isn't repaired but replaced. I need someone that can replace it.

Science/TechnologyRe: Lg Tv 32lb550a-ta Screen Replacement by jaymichael(op): 9:58pm On Oct 26, 2020
kennyldelsu:
25k
Where is your shop. I am in Lagos, Apapa. Drop your number so I can call you.
PoliticsRe: Can Hoodlums Invade The Palace Of Oba Of Benin by jaymichael(m): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2020
Edeyoung:
You cant evade the oba of benin palace even if he is a partisan, the moment you have bad intentions for the king there is a juju that would drop yoy dead as soon as you enter the gate


Protective juju
The British could succeed because there was an insider who worked with the British force
And you think say na outsiders invade Eleko palace? Na dem dem. Them know themselves, them grow up together, eat together, know each other finish. Outsiders no fit come. Invade Eleko palace like that make Isale eko no die there.
PoliticsRe: Can Hoodlums Invade The Palace Of Oba Of Benin by jaymichael(m): 6:37pm On Oct 25, 2020
If he is not for the people, even the gods will abandon him. Yes they can invade the Oba of Benin's palace if he is anti people and they hate him that much. The power doesn't reside with the king or Oba but it is the collective faith of the people in the kingship that keeps the system going so the real power belongs to and resides with the people. If you know and understand the pride the Omo Ekos have in their monarchy, you will understand that before the people ransacked the palace without any person coming to defend the palace, they hatred for the Oba is deep seated.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lg Tv 32lb550a-ta Screen Replacement by jaymichael(op): 1:05pm On Oct 25, 2020
This is the TV MODEL 32LB550A-TA 32inch. 2014 model

Science/TechnologyLg Tv 32lb550a-ta Screen Replacement by jaymichael(op):
Please I need someone who fixes Tv in Lagos. I need to replace my LG 32LB550A-TA 32 inch TV with a cracked screen. If you are in Lagos and can replace it, please reply with your price
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Police Arrests 229 Arsonists, Hoodlums In Lagos by jaymichael(m): 7:45am On Oct 25, 2020
ThreeBlackBird:
NPF should go ahead and prosecute the idiots. If they burnt anything on uniform, any miscreant should go to jail as well.

The same measure should be used to pay the public back. Arrest more and send them to jail where they belong.
You dey talk as if you no know Naija police again. Them don go arrest innocent people wey dey go dem own jeje come parade them.
CrimeRe: Fidelity Bank Broad Street Lagos Attacked And Destroyed By Hoodlums by jaymichael(m): 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2020
NwaNimo1:
All these institutions that have been fleecing Nigerians for years.......are getting their pay back.
This is no justification for this looting and destruction. Some people will lose their jobs and add to the chronic unemployment problem if the destruction and looting of these business enterprises continue.
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo: "When The Wicked Rule The People Mourn" by jaymichael(m): 11:09am On Oct 21, 2020
Make this Otta papa go stay one place abeg. Them follow dey among those wey cause all these mess for this country with their messages of greed and "fake prosperity preaching"
Computer MarketRe: Clean Dell Latitude 10 Tablet Laptop Touchsmart Win.10 2 Days Battery Life by jaymichael(m): 6:08pm On Oct 20, 2020
Legit90, please can I connect the laptop tablet with external optical drive, keyboard and mouse?
TravelRe: Yankari Games Reserves In Bauchi In Pictures by jaymichael(m): 8:47am On Oct 19, 2020
stayclearofme:
Lol....How person go travel for person? cheesy grin..I no understand o.. cheesy
My travels are mostly work related. I used to be in charge of delivering our clients' consignments to them and I enjoyed every bit of the moment. I used to travel from Lagos go see my Girlfriend for Aba in those days but I am married now (to another woman). I see traveling as a kind of inconvenience now.
TravelRe: Yankari Games Reserves In Bauchi In Pictures by jaymichael(m): 10:09pm On Oct 18, 2020
stayclearofme:
Person like you wey no dey travel. grin
I dey travel well well before o, no be now again. I have those that do the travelling for me now. �
LiteratureRe: Prof. John Pepper Clark Is Dead by jaymichael(m): 8:28pm On Oct 13, 2020
I still know by heart your poem 'Streamside Exchange'



CHILD

River bird, river bird.

Sitting all day long

On hook over grass,

River bird, river bird.

Sing to me a song

Of all that pass

And say,

Will mother come back today?



BIRD

You cannot know

And should not bother;

Tide and market come and go

And so shall your mother.
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Technology MarketRe: 500watts Solar Generator Special Offer For 20 People With 1 Standing Fan by jaymichael(m): 7:04pm On Oct 09, 2020
I am interested. Give detailed specifications here.
PhonesRe: I Just Got The New Infinix Hot 10 (Unboxing Pictures) by jaymichael(m): 5:42pm On Oct 09, 2020
Kemelee:
I rather buy the infinix note 7 than this hot 10 ... No much difference for me
Note 7 os far better.
EducationRe: Share Your First Day In Lecture Hall Experience by jaymichael(m): 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2020
I honestly can't remember. If it was that eventful, I would have remembered.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Used LG Smart 43" TV Going For 80k by jaymichael(m): 9:14am On Oct 02, 2020
How much is the last price yoy can let it go for? Are there any faults? Is the remote control included. I called earlier and you didn't answer.
TravelRe: Yankari Games Reserves In Bauchi In Pictures by jaymichael(m): 8:47pm On Sep 24, 2020
Are you sure we still have all these games in Nigeria? Lions, hippopotamus, buffalo? E surprise me o, pleasantly.
Music/RadioRe: Radio OAPS That You Wish Were Still On Radio by jaymichael(m): 7:26pm On Sep 21, 2020
I still listen to classic fm small small when I have the time. Lawrence the man of the the night, Benjy "hello benjy" and Ifeanyi Atama are the Legends right now, these guys are good. Lawrence has his signature song he uses in opening his night show, Sinach's Throne Room.
PoliticsRe: Sign The Petition To Stop CAMA Law. by jaymichael(m): 8:57pm On Aug 24, 2020
You are on your own.
ComputersRe: SAMSUNG R730(corei3/4gb/500gb/ 512MB Nvidia/17.3") by jaymichael(m): 11:08am On Aug 23, 2020
What about the battery status?
Music/RadioRe: Which Genre Of Music Do You Consume The Most? by jaymichael(m): 6:09am On Aug 23, 2020
Ehiscotch:
Alternative music (Afro).

Best piece of Nigerian music you can get for your time and money's worth.

Tems, SDC, Alpha Ojini, Nonso Amadi, Buju, Oxlade, Blaqbonez, Good girl LA, Odunsi the Engine, Santi, LadiPoe, Boj.

Nice beats, Good lyrics, less vulgarity (which for me is sacrosanct).

Not so mainstream (aren't all good music so not? Ironically)
Do they sing like alternate rock? I like etcetera so much, his songs was released well before it should. I believe if he released his albums now, Nigerians will appreciate it more because a lot of us are sick of crap noise packaged as songs,he is one of the most intelligent musician to ever come out of Nigeria. Etcetera has now relocated to America.
Johnny Drille is good too but not in the level of Etcetera. I wonder where "Age baker" (I hope I got the name right) is? There was some new guys called "One Last Autograph" who were good but they never went mainstream although there own song is more mainstream rock. If you listen to Linkin Park's crawling and Evanescence's bring me to life, their songs are somewhere in the middle. Anywhere I go, my songs go with me.
Music/RadioRe: Which Genre Of Music Do You Consume The Most? by jaymichael(m): 11:17pm On Aug 22, 2020
Rock. I just finished listening to Alanis Morissette's latest (2020) album "Such Pretty Forks in the Road" some few seconds ago.
Foreign AffairsRe: ECOWAS Suspends Mali, To Impose Sanctions by jaymichael(m): 9:48am On Aug 19, 2020
Na who the stupid ECOWAS help? The same ECOWAS that was impotent when Nigeria shut her borders to its fellow ECOWAS neighbors or the Ghanaians that are shutting the businesses of Nigerian. What is the use of the ECOWAS treaties when it cannot guarantee free movement and passage for its members.
Foreign AffairsRe: Malian Presidential Villa Taken Over By Young Protesters by jaymichael(m): 6:17am On Aug 19, 2020
Bluntguy:
Wish Nigerians can will play in Aso Rock like this one day, even if there is no swimming pool there.
Do you know that ASO ROCK isn't a villa or mansion per se? Aso Rock isn't a building. Think of it as a vast a small town or a vast estate where you have located with that small town or estate numerous complexes, bareacks, offices, staff quarters, the OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT, THE OFFICIAL RESIDENCE OF THE PRESIDENT, THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS, the first lady also has her office and wings within the 'estate' and of course PRIVATE RESIDENTIAL BUILDINGS which may not even be in very close proximity with one another. some areas are accessible to the public and private residents while some areas are OFF LIMITS to the public. Aso rock is unlike the iconic white house which serves as the office and official residence of the POTUS. @oga Naptu2 am I right?
PoliticsRe: FG Reacts To Closure Of Nigerian Traders' Shops In Ghana by jaymichael(m): 4:08pm On Aug 18, 2020
NetCash01:
$1m before you can open shop in Ghana?
How many Ghanaians get 1m USD? I no sure say e reach 10 sef.

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