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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 8:37pm On Sep 28, 2018
radautoworks:


SMH lol
Aah Ma, SMH ke?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 8:34pm On Sep 28, 2018
pafo:


No request for Akoka ke?

That is quite unusual.

Never spent more than 20mins in that place before I hear gbram gbram.
e surprise me sef. It's been a funny day. Over 5hours I tell u. Even since as early as past 5a.m
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 9:14am On Sep 28, 2018
brogxy:

What is your location?
This work is about luck at times jare.
Akoka. Of all place, very unusual. I weak see

And uber decided to lock me out today. Taxify no request.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 8:27am On Sep 28, 2018
So over 3hours and no single request. Be like the strike enter full gear today?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 8:25am On Sep 28, 2018
radautoworks:


December doesn't fall in OIL-TOBER lol

Nahin be sey OIL-EMBER go enter from Nov.1-Dec.23 grin
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 6:32pm On Sep 27, 2018
Page 80. Oya o.

Make una go refresh una emails make una come begin testify oooh...

I'm waiting

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 9:46am On Sep 27, 2018
NLC have lost its voice amongst workers and organisations. Big jokes.

See as third mainland bridge lock, cars everywhere. Strike my bumbum

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 8:39am On Sep 26, 2018
Tgiirl:
I heard that Taxify vwants to start zoning surge like uber does. How thru is that as it seems, they ve implement it

They just like to copy, it will show on driver app but u won't see the green arrow on rider app when u order. Plenty fake surge will come up as they try to perfect this. Many hearts will be broken

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 1:42pm On Sep 25, 2018
Epphy:
Good morning all.

Please I need guidance. After filling driver's licence renewal form online, what is the next step?
Also, at what point does Taxify stop someone from driver after the DL expires?
Thanks

At no point

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Travel / Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by jayooh: 11:46am On Sep 25, 2018
jolanrewaju:
same here.. Exactly 2 months n 2 weeks applied July 14 n resumption nov 8
I guess because your resumption date is still a bit far, even if granted you can't enter Australia until 30days before u resume school. They are probably attending to people with closer dates. You should get your grant in early October. Relax
Travel / Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by jayooh: 12:52pm On Sep 24, 2018
Hello house, please is there anyone currently studying and/or living in Tasmania?
Travel / Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by jayooh: 12:18pm On Sep 24, 2018
MYLYN:
Medicals - July 10th
Biometrics - Aug 22rd
Visa application submitted - Aug 24th
Visa Grant - Sept 21st
Docs submitted- transcript, waec, sponsorship letter(step dad) , birth certificate, affidavit of relationship between me and sponsor, Sponsor's personal and company bank statement, sponsors CAC, Employment letter, SOP.
Place of birth in passport was different from birth cert,And I noticed after I submitted my visa app.. Although I was told it won't be an issue, i submitted an affidavit of correction.

Course - Master of Professional Accounting (Studied accounting as bsc)
School- Kings own institute ...

My thanks goes to just wise, Solitin, Blazegab, Aus transaction, Ammy and everyone who has contributed to this thread. God bless you guys.


Congrats and best wishes

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Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 12:08pm On Sep 24, 2018
Phlunter01:


Lol....oya oh, how much is paint bucket of crayfish in oyinbo, Egusi and Ogbono sef. Abeg oha leaves nko.

I am all set wink

IT IS SETTLED

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 10:29am On Sep 24, 2018
radautoworks:


No one ordered it so I didn't bring it in.

How we go order am?
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 9:33am On Sep 24, 2018
Jesona:
Congratulations to, @ Alphadoor and Jayooh.


koleefem05:
Wow!!!
It's been long here man.
Congratulations @jayooh and @Alphadoor.
Wishing us all more blessings.
@Phlunteer, you too come and book your space o.

candycush:

Congrats bros

BOOKING MY SPACE TOO....

Thank you all Fam. Well appreciated
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 9:27am On Sep 24, 2018
Phlunter01:


SPACE BOOKED

As you've booked your space, prepare your arena for the golden eagle to land. The wait is over.

Oya go and start purchasing all purchasables. Bags, egusi, gari, dry fish, ogbono, ati be be e lo...

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 6:47pm On Sep 23, 2018
deedee44:

So you still don't know when you fail simple mathematics or you know but don't want to admit. Well either way your case is beyond redemption, aja to ma sonu...

Kii n gbo fere Olöde

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 6:44pm On Sep 23, 2018
Phranex:


Your mathematics is flawed.

That 1k was deducted from the total earnings as expenses.

He said 4k for fuel.. Total earnings is 10k

He actually bought 3k.. So he kept 1k abi..

When we want to share the 10..

We minus 4k which the actual 3k for fuel plus the 1k with him as expenses.

We now share 6k... He didn't cheat me.. He played a fast one on himself. If he likes he says the bought fuel for 7k whereas he bought fuel of 1k.. Remember he is buying fuel from my money... He has to pay the amount he used to buy fuel before we share profit.

10 minus 7 is 3

Is 3k we will share... He might have 6k with him but he gave me back the 6k as expenses.. Lol.. Not so smart after all....



Please go back to your higher institution [if you attended any] and demand your 4 or 5 years tuition fees. Do quick!!!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 6:07pm On Sep 23, 2018
radautoworks:


Left Houston Thursday. Was missing from UPS angry

Abeg hope Toyota T-IV ATF sef follow?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 5:30pm On Sep 23, 2018
Phranex:



Let's say driver buy fuel 3k but tells me 4k


At the end of the he makes 10k (bad day)
10 -4 =6

The driver and I will share 6k .. He gets 2100 (35%)

He tells me the truth

10 - 3 = 7

The driver and I share 7k.. He gets 2450

Who loses if he lies, tell me?

Remember all expenses comes back to the investor as running costs... So from the 10k, the investor has expenses plus 65% of net profit


The driver loses if he lies....

If he tells me he spent xyz for repairs.. Whatever he earns , that xyz amount will be first deducted before we share the profit

E.g

He calls that the car broke down and mechanic needs 5k . I will transfer 5k to him.. He made 10k at the end of the day... What we will share as profit is 5k.. The 5k I sent will have to be deducted from the 10k...


This model is fool proof...

I will have to do some further permutations to be doubly sure tho

Oga please go back to your primary and secondary schools to get a refund. You've been ripped off.
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 6:14pm On Sep 22, 2018
wapu:
Congratulations Jay

Thanks Bro.
Denny2017, idiebube110 felicitation very much appreciated.

Godspeed

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Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 5:26pm On Sep 22, 2018
Cottyekundayo:


Happy days brother. Link up fam.

Thanks. Sure thing.
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 5:26pm On Sep 22, 2018
trastar:
Congratulations @Jayooh
You saw it coming when you booked that space.

I had it already when I booked the space. Saw it coming when I started smelling grants. grin
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 10:06pm On Sep 21, 2018
catchdwind4rmkd:
Congrats @Jayooh and @Alphador

Best wishes y'all

Thanks Chief.

Emmabogs, Tuteso, Lawd Zany, I appreciate.

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Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 2:19pm On Sep 21, 2018
diggy4real:
Congratulations @Jayooh

Thanks Bro. We'll celebrate and run that town together.

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Travel / Re: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by jayooh: 12:13pm On Sep 21, 2018
Alphadoor:
I have waited so long to comment on this thread..

Please do they allow chewing stick (Pako) grin grin grin grin

also i heard that the Ewedu (jew's mallow) in Aussie is 7feet tall grin grin grin

I understand how e deh do you.

To answer your questions sha,

Pako is allowed but make sure it's properly dried, if possible let's it be smoked to avoid any vegetative growth if not, na quarantine get am. grin grin grin
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 12:02pm On Sep 21, 2018
Alphadoor:


Congrats mate...
we are moving forward..!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thanks. Forward yen gangan nooni
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 12:01pm On Sep 21, 2018
stifo2012:
Congrats, i rejoice with you.


Joy will never seize in your yard

bellong:
@Jayooh,

Congratulations...

Thanks Baba
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 11:59am On Sep 21, 2018
Phlunter01:


Congratulations!!! I am excited about the pace on our thread. Thank God

Oya oh. I am next jare.

Please smell my grant

Yours will be the tastiest of them all.

Keep praising God!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jayooh: 11:55am On Sep 21, 2018
lexylexy:


1000 minimum fare never existed.

OK. What was minimum fare before the 40% slash in fares?

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Travel / Re: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by jayooh: 8:46am On Sep 21, 2018
Hello gurus,

Since it is possible to purchase international phone numbers from skype; While trying to apply for jobs from Nigeria, is it advisable to use only an Australian phone number via Skype on one's resume or both naija line + Australian line? It is noteworthy that the address is Nigerian.

Also, since one is offshore is it better to include your Skype ID in CV, or wait for prospective employers to ask?
Travel / Re: DIY Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa - Part 2 by jayooh: 8:33am On Sep 21, 2018
Hello gurus,

Since it is possible to purchase international phone numbers from skype; While trying to apply for jobs from Nigeria, is it advisable to use only an Australian phone number via Skype on one's resume or both naija line + Australian line? It is noteworthy that the address is Nigerian.

Also, since one is offshore is it better to include your Skype ID in CV, or wait for prospective employers to ask?

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