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RomanceRe: Breakup: What Was Your Ex's Excuse? by JayPeeOham: 8:32am On Dec 05, 2019
DonroxyII:
If I sensed a girl is gonna break up with me , I just withdraw all my attention and care .... This usually drag the about to end relationship more and if she keeps complaining , I will just say "I'm sorry , I'm pretty busy ... I will get back to u" .... I will never get back .... at this point, if there is another guy, That one will be playing his A game while me will be playing my Z game .... She will definitely leave for A ... I will move on with my life without hurting anybody!!
Yeah...I'm currently playing the A game right now...and I can say I'm more than happy doing it.... Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Reacts To Hate Speech Bill At Shiloh (Video) by JayPeeOham: 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2019
My own is why does he always wear White Suit and Red tie/red pocket squarehuhhuh

Just thinking out loud...

Pls am not feeling fine am in the Naval hospital now!
RomanceRe: Breakup: What Was Your Ex's Excuse? by JayPeeOham: 12:03pm On Dec 04, 2019
Before any girl will think of breaking up I tend to see it coming, so I rather do the break up...(u can call it Fear of Rejection)...lol

And I always do it in a way that won't hurt either of us..... before you know it, we just drift apart and everyone to your tent oh Israel grin

However, my male folks later told me "it's against the guy code to break up with a girl it's better u just avoid her and allow things to just fall apart naturally"...Guys is this truehuh?...lol

The only girl who ever broke up with me did coz...

Dude's a virgin grin

....and that was in 2014! shocked

Never had a girl with the courage to break up with Dude before and after her!tongue
Car TalkRe: How To Tell If Your Car Tyres Are Expired by JayPeeOham: 10:11am On Dec 04, 2019
adanny01:
No 1.

The reason tires are not branded with expiry dates is because there is no scientific method to proof that a tire expires in 4years of any particular period. 2 tires made in the same day, same factory, same material, same process will experience degradation differently according to several factors. These factors are running temperature, pressure, weight and the mechanical factors of the car it is installed on to name a few. For this reason, only the production date is made available for the tire user to make an estimate depending on the conditions of use.

Because of this reason tires donot expire in 4years. Several research puts it at 3-8years. FRSC is just putting up an advice to ignorant motorist. I have seen a Chinko tire expire in 2years.

When tire expires, it starts breaking down, cracking, and when you wash the tire with a brush, it stains the tire black and the water will be stained black too.

No 2.
FRSC Offences & Penalties have nothing related to tire expiry because they cannot proof it either even in the court of law. The only infringement they have related to tires is "DRIVING WITH WORN-OUT TYRE OR WITHOUT SPARE TYRE".

See below what a worn out tire is legally.
You should be working with FRSC!! grin
EducationRe: Pine Crest School, Enugu ‘Wedding’ For Pupils (Photos) by JayPeeOham: 9:59am On Dec 04, 2019
Kendumazy:
Lol. They might get married in future! Who knows God's plan! Nobody!
And 20years later we will see the caption...

"PRE-WEDDING PHOTOS OF THE ENUGU SCHOOL KIDS WHO ACTED THE DRAMA-ROYAL WEDDING IN 2019"
PoliticsRe: Junaid Mohammed: My First Wife Is An Igbo Woman, I Don't Hate Igbos by JayPeeOham: 9:46am On Dec 04, 2019
Kedi hun na kor?

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Steps Down From A Camouflaged Armored Car (Photo) by JayPeeOham: 9:35am On Dec 04, 2019
Am still waiting to see the headline thAt reads "Buhari enter toilet to shit!....."

Since everything Buhari do na news...mtttcccchhhheewwwww

EducationRe: Malpractices: WAEC Withdraws 1992, 1993 Candidates’ Certificates by JayPeeOham: 9:31am On Dec 04, 2019
I hope Buhari's certificate is one of them.... that's if he had any in the first place...lol

Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2019: Oyedepo Slams Buhari’s Govt Over "Hate Speech" Bill by JayPeeOham: 9:28am On Dec 04, 2019
unbitchable:
I'm completely in support of the hate speech bill. If the bill was in effect, people like Elrufai, Ango Abudulahi, FFK, Reno, would have been hung by the balls.
A certain Ochereome Nnanna would have been buried 6 fts down below for calling a tribe sophisticated morons. Nnamdi kanu would have become a rotten corpse for his several hate speech & calls for violence against other tribes.
A lot of children of hate would have had their balls split in twos for calling a tribe cows & terrorists.
More importantly, the bill will checkmate religious clerics & further curtail religious tensions especially in the north.
Bros abi madam this is one of those hate speeches we're talking about and u too should be dead by now!!
SportsRe: Katia Aveiro, Ronaldo's Sister Blasts Van Dijk Over Jibe On CR7 by JayPeeOham: 3:44pm On Dec 03, 2019
I am still looking for the hurt in VVD's statement.

It was only a harmless joke for crying out loud!!!

I mean our comedians say worst about Politicians as well as celebrities yet hell never fell!

Seems Ronaldo's was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to transfer aggression coz her bro lost this year's ballon d'or.

It's quite unfortunate that VVD was the victim!!
RomanceRe: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by JayPeeOham: 3:08pm On Dec 03, 2019
Harlequeen:
she is just slightly concerned that i am not married at 25 or seeing anybody for now, but she wants me to choose a good partner first of all. She tells me to do what i can and be smart about it.And she wants me to manhunt in the house of the lord.
There you have all the advice u need!!!

What more can I say?
RomanceRe: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by JayPeeOham: 9:15am On Dec 03, 2019
Cc:

Harlequeen,

You only talked about ur Dad, sorry to ask, but what about ur Mom?

Something tells me she has the best advice to give you in this regard. Maybe you should go talk to her or what do you think?
PhonesRe: Is Using Your Phone While Charging Safe? by JayPeeOham: 8:56am On Nov 30, 2019
Hold on! My phone battery is about to die! shocked

Let me quickly plug it to charge while I comment on your post. cheesy

(Goes to plug phone...) wink

(Phone plugged...) wink

Ehen OP.....what were you saying? tongue

CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: My New Shape, Ass After Surgery (Video) by JayPeeOham: 6:23pm On Nov 29, 2019
grin

FamilyRe: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by JayPeeOham: 5:59pm On Nov 29, 2019
naijabetboy:
Okay, here's the thing

A friend of mine got married less than a year now. He has this habit of sometimes waking up at night (anytime between 2:00am to like 5:00am) and go to the leaving room to watch TV (mostly weekends). Most if the time, he is back in bed before 5:00am.

But his wife gets mad at him for leaving her side. He said that she is usually fast asleep in this period, it's not like they're going to have sex, or have a conversation or anything. She just wants him to be in bed beside her.

He thinks it's he didn't do anything wrong... I think so too

Please married men in the house, do you experience this too? Is my friend wrong to watch TV in the living room at night leaving his wife's side or is the woman just over reacting?
Below are the two tested and trusted solutions:

1. Your friend should buy a TV for their bedroom and if she complains about the volume...he can just trick her by saying: It's either I stay here or I go to the sitting room tongue

2. They can turn their sitting room to bedroom every night by simply carrying their bed there grin

3.OP mind your business before your business mind you
Now that we're done with this....



Please there are other pressing issues in Nigeria to be discussed...

SportsRe: Barcelona Celebrates 120th Anniversary by JayPeeOham: 4:47pm On Nov 29, 2019
In the spirit of celebration....

Oya all the barca fans let's gather here for a quick selfie... tongue


And also share some bottles of Castle Lager grin


Don't forget the costume is Igbo attire so we can show those Spanish folks some igbo moves

Car TalkRe: A Sport Car Made By Jerry Mallo From Plateau State (Photos) by JayPeeOham: 4:38pm On Nov 29, 2019
naptu2:
Bennie Technologies Ltd (@bennieagro), a machine design, fabrication & manufacturing company which specialises in producing agricultural equipment has produced a “made in Nigeria sports car”. The company, which prides itself in the fact that it simplifies local agricultural processes by mechanization & automation, unveiled the car in the presence of the Plateau State governor.



Video of Jerry Mallo. He graduated from the University of Hertfordshire. He had offers to work in the UK automobile industry, but he chose to return to Nigeria to produce farm equipment because his parents were farmers and he wanted to change the way that people worked on the farm in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5v-8hw_oU
After reading this, I was no longer surprised knowing that he didn't school in Nigeria.

But is it a great achievement though?

of course it is!

Sooooo....

NYSCRe: Delta Corpers Embark On Environmental Sanitation (photos) by JayPeeOham: 1:17pm On Nov 29, 2019
OP Since when did Environmental CDS become newshuh undecided

CelebritiesRe: Gedoni: My Relationship With Khafi Is Now At The Permanent Site by JayPeeOham: 1:03pm On Nov 29, 2019
GistCandy:
Former Big Brother Naija housemate, Gedoni has revealed that his relationship with fellow reality star, Khafi has gotten to the permanent site.

Just like 2018 Big Brother Naija (BBNaija) housemates Teddy A and Bambam, it appears followers of the reality show are about to witness another interesting love story between Gedoni and Khafi.

It would be recalled that the duo got involved during their stay in the house but it was shortlived due to the eviction of Gedoni.

However, since the end of the show, the duo has been repeatedly asked about chances of continuing their relationship and each time they have given their fans something to gush about.

At the just concluded Future Awards, that Khafi played host, Gedoni was queried once again about their relationship and he pointed out that their love is at the permanent side already.

Watch video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBm_qxXTG-0

https://gistcandy.com/video-my-relationship-with-khafi-is-now-at-the-permanent-site-gedoni/
Pray make Khafi no do u like this o

EducationRe: Student Appreciates Naira Marley In His Final Year Project (Photo) by JayPeeOham: 1:00pm On Nov 29, 2019
phayvoursky:
Whoever approved this must also be a Marlian

Confused generation
Shay na those old Professors go sabi Naira Marley?

They probably thought he was referring to one of his course mates

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Should I Have Answered This Interviewer's Question? by JayPeeOham: 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2019
OP Never go to any interview too seriously by reading all those interview tips they post on Nairaland or by cramming everything on the company's website...lol but with an open and free mind in order not to be thrown off guard! angry


Most interviewers these days ask u abstract questions u don't even expect.

Hence, u give them abstract answers as well.

Taking your question as an example, if I were u I could have simply confused the interviewer by saying: "Yes! I am very creative. How?... looking at the Nigerian economy today, it will only take someone with a creative mind like myself to cope with the daily problems of life considering the fact that our daily income is way lower than expected" grin

Now my own question, OP if u were the interviewer what will you say after hearing my response?


Chai!!! Oversabi one kii me... grin

CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Is Looking For Christmas Romance That Will Last For 2 Weeks Only by JayPeeOham: 12:28pm On Nov 29, 2019
So Hole-in-the-shos self the do Black Fridays...lol





If u know u know!! grin

SportsRe: Super Eagles Amazing Stats In 2019 by JayPeeOham: 12:23pm On Nov 29, 2019
Davabhz:
Nigeria’s super eagles amazing stats in 2019

14 games

9 wins

3 draws and

2 losses


Source: http://nigeriainfo247.com/2019/11/29/super-eagles-amazing-stats-in-2019/07/15/31/252/categorized/admin/#more-252
At this point I will say Rohr deserves 7 bottles of Castle Beer

CrimeRe: Man Caught After Buying N986k Worth Of Phones With Fake Alert In Lagos by JayPeeOham: 12:20pm On Nov 29, 2019
thisisme23:
hustle mon shey ema binu

SportsRe: Photo Of Lionel Messi Receiving Yellow Card by JayPeeOham: 12:15pm On Nov 29, 2019
Shugargal:
Chai bro easy no kill person oo.... lol.

SportsRe: Unai Emery Sacked As Arsenal Manager by JayPeeOham: 12:12pm On Nov 29, 2019
b0rn2fuck:
you dont know they get paid for sacking, arsenal will be the one losing financially , that's why it hard to sack sometimes
Ok...I go answer u but.. ...Make I just sleep small tongue

CrimeRe: 10 Trapping Methods Used By Criminals And How To Avoid And Escape Them by JayPeeOham: 12:09pm On Nov 29, 2019
From the picture wey OP post after the write up, u go see say na the Oyinbos him dey follow talk, no be Nigerians...

If he was addressing Nigerians especially Lagos residents, you should be talking about how boys rob in Traffic.

E be like say OP never go OSHODI and AGEGE go see how boys dey collect phone grin
CrimeRe: 10 Trapping Methods Used By Criminals And How To Avoid And Escape Them by JayPeeOham: 12:03pm On Nov 29, 2019
EBMedia:
SECURITY

IgbereTV brings to you 10 trapping methods used by criminals and how to avoid and escape them

1. Grab trap
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If any assmmailant grabs you, use a very forceful elbow jab to break free and run, preferably in a zigzag manner

2. Wallet trap
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, do not hand it to him. Toss it away from you. Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. Run like mad in the other direction

3. Car boot trap

If you are ever thrown into the boot of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out of the hole (or tear your clothes) and start waving out of the boot like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives

4. Shopping list trap

Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc). Stop doing this. The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. As soon as you get into your car, lock the doors and leave

5. Hijacking trap
If someone sneaks in your car with a gun to your head, do not drive off as he directed. Instead of driving to the destination of the gunman, rev the engine and speed into anything especially a concrete or metallic item like pillar or mast, wrecking the car. Your seat belt will save you while the assailant will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes, bail out and run. Your life is more important than any car

6. Parking lot trap

Look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. Also, look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest to your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. It is always better to be safe than sorry (and it is better to be paranoid than dead)

7. Staircase trap
Always take the elevator instead of the stairs in high rise buildings unless there is no elevator. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at night

8. Sympathy trap
Stop being sympathetic with your car by offering lift to people you don't know. It may get you raped (note that men now rape men just like they rape women) or killed. Don't offer lift to any man or woman you don't know

9. Crying baby trap
If you hear a crying baby on your verandah or gate entrance in the middle of the night, don't come out to check. Android phones are easily used by criminals to create baby voice to lure you out of safety

10. Water tap trap

If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, do not go out to investigate. Criminals turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack you

Summary
Safety starts with you. Keep yourself secure by keeping yourself safe


https://www.hsenations.org/2019/07/01/10-trapping-methods-used-by-criminals-and-how-to-avoid-and-escape-them/
The problem I have with this kinda post is that it not only inform the victim of how to be cautious it also gives new ideas to upcoming criminals as well as old ones!!! angry
CrimeRe: 10 Trapping Methods Used By Criminals And How To Avoid And Escape Them by JayPeeOham: 11:59am On Nov 29, 2019
EBMedia:
SECURITY

IgbereTV brings to you 10 trapping methods used by criminals and how to avoid and escape them

1. Grab trap
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If any assmmailant grabs you, use a very forceful elbow jab to break free and run, preferably in a zigzag manner

2. Wallet trap
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, do not hand it to him. Toss it away from you. Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. Run like mad in the other direction

3. Car boot trap

If you are ever thrown into the boot of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out of the hole (or tear your clothes) and start waving out of the boot like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives

4. Shopping list trap

Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc). Stop doing this. The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. As soon as you get into your car, lock the doors and leave

5. Hijacking trap
If someone sneaks in your car with a gun to your head, do not drive off as he directed. Instead of driving to the destination of the gunman, rev the engine and speed into anything especially a concrete or metallic item like pillar or mast, wrecking the car. Your seat belt will save you while the assailant will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes, bail out and run. Your life is more important than any car

6. Parking lot trap

Look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. Also, look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest to your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. It is always better to be safe than sorry (and it is better to be paranoid than dead)

7. Staircase trap
Always take the elevator instead of the stairs in high rise buildings unless there is no elevator. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at night

8. Sympathy trap
Stop being sympathetic with your car by offering lift to people you don't know. It may get you raped (note that men now rape men just like they rape women) or killed. Don't offer lift to any man or woman you don't know

9. Crying baby trap
If you hear a crying baby on your verandah or gate entrance in the middle of the night, don't come out to check. Android phones are easily used by criminals to create baby voice to lure you out of safety

10. Water tap trap

If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, do not go out to investigate. Criminals turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack you

Summary
Safety starts with you. Keep yourself secure by keeping yourself safe


https://www.hsenations.org/2019/07/01/10-trapping-methods-used-by-criminals-and-how-to-avoid-and-escape-them/
OP please answer these few questions:

1. Are u a criminal?
2. Have u ever been a criminal?
3. Are u planning to be a criminal?
4. Why not be a criminal?
grin

Music/RadioRe: Fireboy's Album Listening Party: Wizkid, Phyno, Olamide Spotted (Photos, Video) by JayPeeOham: 11:41am On Nov 29, 2019
Where is Davido and him 30kobo gang? tongue
SportsRe: Unai Emery Sacked As Arsenal Manager by JayPeeOham: 11:25am On Nov 29, 2019
Righteousness89:
Unai Emery has just been sacked by Arsenal after 7 Winless games
Details coming...
Unai Emery right now grin

CrimeRe: Man Caught After Buying N986k Worth Of Phones With Fake Alert In Lagos by JayPeeOham: 11:23am On Nov 29, 2019
thisisme23:
[quote author=omokoginimi post=84441235]Yahoo
[i]GET A QUALIFIED AND CERTIFIED HOME TUTOR IF YOU STAY IN LAGOS FOR YOUR WARD/CHILD
?? smiley winkwww.nairaland.com/attachments/10641301_ikr_jpeg4713b8d3c25b46d08d719341ae620985
[/i]ni babalawo
Ole ni everybody eni ilè mòba sha ni barawo ofe shey ika fun mi .mi olo ogun mo ni quran mi alan gba dura mi

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