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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 9:27am On Apr 12, 2020
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Can't you see that you are being stupid?

Whatever fool!!!
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 9:02am On Apr 12, 2020
Tayoalaaye75:


I invite you to my thread, we need people like you over there

Please I will accept your invite. Sounds like I will benefit from it.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 9:01am On Apr 12, 2020
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Stop sounding like a willing slave to ‘man of god’ u won’t make much progress in life with such mentality. Take ur destiny in ur hand u can become whatever u want to in this life regardless of what a manipulative pastor or whoever says. Ur destiny is in ur hand. Stop being foolish just in the name of religion

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 8:56am On Apr 12, 2020
ayolanrewaju:


You are the most foolish. when strange forces start delaying with you. you won't know where your problems are coming from.

Strange forced that is destroying u, ur pastors and your family?
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 8:15am On Apr 12, 2020
deltateam:


Seun
lalasticlala
mynd44

See how you have allowed Moslems, Atheists, Buddhists, Pagans to put mouth in Christian matters they know nothing about but you will have us swear allegiance to Mohammed before we can contribute in Islamic matters.


This isn't fair.

I know too well about Christianity to not wallow in mystery and foolishness like you and your pastors.

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 8:12am On Apr 12, 2020
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Your father is foolish. Stupid Nairaland mofo!!

Bastard!! Covid19 shall consume u and your pastor.

Just go to the isolation center with u pastor and your family and congregate for ur Sunday service to make things easy for rest of us. Greedy Bastard!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido says joining politics won’t be a problem by Jbleenk: 6:16am On Apr 12, 2020
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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Jbleenk: 6:13am On Apr 12, 2020
Foolish man

Edited: since this made fp, I think I need make my stand known on this.

This is cheer wickedness. Lately this man has courted controversy and this just topped it. If Nigerians are left at the mercy of people like this at this point In time, I wonder what will become of us.

NB: expectation of some world power on how Covid19 will ravage Africa did not come to pass because knuckleheads like Pastor Chris did not have their way on this.

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Crime / Re: [VIDEO] Police Officer Caught On Video Counting 40,000 Extorted From A Man by Jbleenk: 6:07am On Apr 12, 2020
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Health / Re: 22 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 276. 6 Deaths, 44 Discharged by Jbleenk: 9:52pm On Apr 08, 2020
u11ae1013:
God help us, especially now that the Chinese engineers had just arrived today to start laying 5G cables
Ever since oyo governor said he cured himself with carrots, I have been eating carrots like bugs bunny

I knew someone was going to link this to the doctors from China that landed naija today grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: COVID-19: NCDC Reports Five New Cases, Total Now 214 by Jbleenk: 7:35am On Apr 05, 2020
Just 4? Thank God. The lockdown is gradually paying off. The beginnin if the end.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Was Your April Fool Prank? by Jbleenk: 11:38am On Apr 01, 2020
I’ve been picked up by govt. officials. Heading to quarantine. A regular caller to the hotel tested positive so they picking everybody he has come in contact with. Will call when I have the chance. Luv you babe xx.

Don’t tell anybody yet tho.

And she literally died.

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Health / Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by Jbleenk: 9:47am On Mar 30, 2020
By the time the world fully recover from this China would have become the world economic powerhouse, America will be struggling with her economy and Africa will still be what it used to be - a struggling continent in the world stage.

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Health / Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by Jbleenk: 9:38am On Mar 30, 2020
The way 911 altered warfare and a lot in way war is fought in modern days, same way we will see countries bringing up measures that will alter a lot in the world as a result of covid19
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar's Son Test Positive For Coronavirus by Jbleenk: 1:16am On Mar 23, 2020
Atiku and his household should be isolated

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Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by Jbleenk: 10:02pm On Mar 21, 2020
lol why I find this question funny I don’t know. Well I will answer the question

Growing up I’d always wanted to study international relations but ended up studying Bsc. Business Administration and then MSc. Managing Business with Information Technology at Salford University in Manchester, Uk but now I’m in the hospitality industry working at an event and hotel management company.

Never thought I’d venture into this line of business at all yo

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Confirms Five New Cases by Jbleenk: 2:10pm On Mar 18, 2020
I’m in Ekiti if I catch this virus I’m heading straight to Abuja. National Assembly, house of rep. And Aso Rick villa had better be prepared they must get a served too.
Religion / Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Jbleenk: 10:11am On Mar 15, 2020
Go school una no hear. Ordinary elementary biology with make u understand that wet dream is a way your body is telling you you need to ejaculate.

Stop being a religionist abscribing anything you don’t understand to religion.

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Religion / Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Jbleenk: 9:58am On Mar 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am




What u called “witch pressing person for night” is actually called sleep paralysis and I have experienced it several times im so used to it I can initiate it myself if I want to.

Witch has got nothing to do with that.
Religion / Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Jbleenk: 9:53am On Mar 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am




What u called “witch pressing person for night” is actually called sleep paralysis and I have experienced it several time to the extent that I can initiate it myself if I want to.

Witch has got nothing to do with that.

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Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi Arrives Lagos - VOA Journalist, Saleh Shehu Ahmed by Jbleenk: 3:12pm On Mar 12, 2020
Sanusi should just apply for the citizenship of Southwest Nigeria and ditch those vindictive, bloodsucking, good for nothing northerners. Remember the Yorubas were with u thru this ordeal

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Health / Re: A Novel Written In 1981 Talked About Convid 19. Pic. by Jbleenk: 10:57pm On Feb 29, 2020
Check this lalasticlala
Health / A Novel Written In 1981 Talked About Convid 19. Pic. by Jbleenk: 1:37pm On Feb 29, 2020
A novel written in 1981 by one Dean Kiontz titled: The Eyes of The Darkness talked about a virus developed at a research center in Wuhan, China.

The virus is named Whuan 400 in the novel.

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Health / Re: Italian Coronavirus Index Patient In Lagos Attempts To Escape From Quarantine by Jbleenk: 7:29am On Feb 29, 2020
Dem tell una say Sanwo Olu was once a yaba left patient and shouldn’t be vote for una no hear. We go learn by force for this country

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms First Case by Jbleenk: 6:45am On Feb 28, 2020
Yeeee e don happen. Everybody on that flight with the Italian should be rounded up and do the needful
Food / Re: Snake And Cane Rat For Dinner (Photos) by Jbleenk: 8:26am On Feb 24, 2020
ihustler:
That was not a python, bro.

Oh really? What snake is it?
Food / Re: Snake And Cane Rat For Dinner (Photos) by Jbleenk: 6:51am On Feb 24, 2020
Big rats too

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Food / Re: Snake And Cane Rat For Dinner (Photos) by Jbleenk: 6:50am On Feb 24, 2020
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Food / Re: Snake And Cane Rat For Dinner (Photos) by Jbleenk: 6:49am On Feb 24, 2020
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Food / Snake And Cane Rat For Dinner (Photos) by Jbleenk: 6:47am On Feb 24, 2020
They killed this snake, cut it open, cut it to bits, cooked and ate it.

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Sports / Re: The Reasons Why Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua Will Always Be in Nigeria by Jbleenk: 6:12pm On Feb 22, 2020
Very correct. While in uk years back, what keeps me going is visiting was visiting skyscrapers.com and glancing thru pic of places in Nigeria. At a point I was shedding tears while doing this. You are very correct. Very very.

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