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blueAgent:
You are a big Idiot.
How do you reconcile the fact that Jesus did not go to Heaven until 40days after his resurrection?

Idiot tell me how the Thief entered into Heaven the day he was crucified since Jesus who was to take him there entered 40days after.
The Jesus who was to take him there also promised that he will raise the saved on the last day.

John 20:17
Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended
to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I
ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and
your God.

John 6:40
And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which
seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting
life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

blueAgent:
You are a big Idiot.
How do you reconcile the fact that Jesus did not go to Heaven until 40days after his resurrection?

Idiot tell me how the Thief entered into Heaven the day he was crucified since Jesus who was to take him there entered 40days after.
The Jesus who was to take him there also promised that he will raise the saved on the last day.

John 20:17
Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended
to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I
ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and
your God.

John 6:40
And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which
seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting
life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

post=84391251:
They are just so pathetic and confused in life.
The people wishing death on our darling Daddy,
President Muhammadu Buhari will all die before him.
So shall it be.
They cannot escape it.

Burgerlomo:
Just 50 people or less in that kontiri can pay back that money, anyway it's well

MelesZenawi:
It will work as far as Muslims remains the majority but that's not the issue.

Let's just be fair sometimes. For them to be demanding for Sharia courts in SW means they want to be fully integrated with their northern counterparts with same way they are judged according to islamicc norms.

blueAgent:
Your brain is too small to understand and comprehend Bible verses.

The story of the rich man and Lazarus is a parable it never happened and should not be taken literally..
for the thief in the Bible the bible recolds that Jesus did not ascend to Heaven after his dearth or even after his ressurection. but he spent 40days on Earth before he was taken to Heaven.

when you look clearly on what the Bible is saying you will understand that Jesus was giving the Thief the assurance of Salvation and of inheriting Heaven.

John 6:39 And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day. John 6:40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. John 6:44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day. John 6:54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. John 11:24 Martha saith unto him, I know that he shall rise again in the resurrection at the last day.


Also people enter Heaven on the last day as Jesus said not immediately after they die.

John 20:17 Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.

Anonymous29:
na so menstral blood dey be? keep deceiving yourself!!!

lexy2014:
That's interesting. So u have kind and respectable words for Jonathan

sarrki:
Celebration will not seize in our lives

blueAgent:
The Bible let. annot be broken neither can the word of God contradicts itself.

The word of God is clear the dead know nothing.

You claim that their is life after death but the Bible says those who are dead are at rest

Revelation 14:13
13 Then I heard a voice from heaven say, “Write this:
Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord from now on.”
“Yes,” says the Spirit, “they will rest from their labor, for
their deeds will follow them.”

Revelation 14:13
13 Then I heard a voice from heaven say, “Write this:
Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord from now on.”
“Yes,” says the Spirit, “they will rest from their labor, for
their deeds will follow them.”


Psalm 146:4 ESV
When his breath departs, he returns to the earth; on that very
day his plans perish.

Psalm 146:4 ESV
When his breath departs, he returns to the earth; on that very
day his plans perish.


Psalm 146:4 ESV
When his breath departs, he returns to the earth; on that very
day his plans perish.

blueAgent:
You called it a parable and you are still asking why Jesus pinpointed the life of the rich man.

Even if we take that story literally it still does not prove that Spirits live forever rather it proves that it is the body that is cast into Hell because Jesus taught his disciples that spirits don't have flesh,Bones and tongues..
Luke 24:39
Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle
me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye
see me have.

plaindealer:
This is not about the money going through CBN, it's about money laundering through US banks and falsification of documents and false identity scams on the soil of the United States Of America.

The US is not EFCC or Nigeria where you come up with bogus, naive and goofy excuses that doesn't jive with matters o the table, take the charges seriously and start serious and credible defense on behalf of your client.

tunjilee003:
Racism is not rampant in Nederland unlike Russia and Italy....
Racist and terrorist shouldn't be segregated because they are both same....

musictori:
The founder and Apostle in charge of the koinonia ministry in Zaria has said in one of his sermon that a man is poor if he doesn't own land


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owiy_hsALk

totosucker:
If you are a Christian,your duty is to submit to your husband and his duty is to love you. Don't you people buy surprise gifts for yourselves? This is one way you can use to ignite the fire of love in your relationship. Prepare his best meal for him. Be an obedient wife, Take a stroll together, See a movie together, Dress sexually for him at home and make love to him when he wants it and generously too. And in return your husband will shower you with lots of love.

heendrix:
This is great..... ..just watch One Ipob man will not build any mill at their Land but let Buhari sneeze

the next available marginalization protest flight to the road will be boarded en-mass

solmusdesigns:
yet Ipobs abuse islam

SalamRushdie:
Oga they are not saying your Letters of Credit emanated from a fake source nor are they saying they didn't pass through Nigerian banks , they are saying you forged documents and lied about the intent you planned to use the funds because instead of jejely buying the plane you claimed you wanted you instead redistributed the same into various accounts in the US ( huge mistake) which automatically breached US anti money laundering funds.. Onyeama I will advise you get you best legal team ready as the implications of your action are more serious than you think to those Americans see below some implications of your actions sir:
.

1: You could be charged for funding Terrorism if a single dime from that money he transfered mistakenly finds it way to the hands of a terrorist and the US anti terror act is no joke.

2 .You could be charged for breaching US anti drug laws if a single dime is traced to any drug dealer even by mistake.

3. You could be charged with bringing corrupt money into the US if a single dime is traced to any politically corrupt money anywhere.

4 . AIR PEACE will hence forth find it hard to pay for it's aircrafts parts in the us as well as buy new planes because it's letters of credit will not be honored .

5 . You can forget his pending aircraft orders with Boeing and Embraer as this will not happen for now because the Americans now own both Boeing and Embraer.

This is not good for you Onyema trust me

blueAgent:
So you cannot explain to me how Satan will be turned to ashes and still be burning forever?

I can see you are not just confused but naive.

blueAgent:
Is this your best shot at defending your claim that the devil cannot die after I exposed your naviety?

AtikuNetwork:
You can even discuss how he sex his wife if you like, that is your business. I have already made my point. Now you can crawl back into the hole you came out from.

angelEmade:
fake pastor...simply an idiot....
how come he is telling us that now that he has been sacked? hypocrisy everywhere

helinues:
Though I am not in supports of the death penalty for hate speech.

But this UN, UK should go and fix their home problems first before poke nosing into ours

Maxymilliano:
Nigerians support operation show your identity card, condemn Falana for criticising the idea ...

Maxymilliano:
Nigerians support operation show your identity card, condemn Falana for criticising the idea ...

sonmvayina:
Christianity was created to control poor people and people with no sense...only such people can believe a woman can get pregnant without a mans sperm...well good luck to them.

cenaman:
My tithe and offering are for the orphans and widows, who church epp?

Phemmy99:
Burna boy is from Rivers State. He is not Yoruba.

Firefox01:
So you dey fear ordinary typing, am a bloody coward! Next time, come to the internet with your common sense intact! May death befall me, ignorant Buffon.

Firefox01:
You're such a stupid person you being alive is an insult to the human race. Death will surely befall you for this foolishness you just typed. We're dealing with slaves, you just had to come and type this garbage. The most painful thing is that it is inaccurate as Burna is from PH.

Sirwallace:
And who told you burna boy is yoruba?