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Foreign AffairsRe: Malia Obama Kissing & Smoking With Her Boyfriend, Rory Farquharson In Public by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:52pm On Aug 07, 2018
NotNairalandi:
If na Zebra Buhari, 20 DSS men with Mask will be guarding her grin
And the boyfrien' will be in a pool of blood in some dark alley.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Got Buhari's Approval To Sack Lawal Daura For 'Working For Saraki' - SR by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45pm On Aug 07, 2018
FarahAideed:
Hahahahahah zombies are such a shameless bunch..Just imagine the ridiculous narrative ..This confirms what I have always said that to be a zombie you need an IQ of below 30 and a satanic heart for spewing lies .....

So Saraki from Illorin was using the DSS boss a special loyalist from Daura hand picked by the President grin grin

At same time Adams Oshiomole was handing out impeachment instruction to loyalists grin grin

So was it Saraki that also instructed the DSS to lock his own loyalists outside ?

Was it Saraki that was collecting impeachment signatures earlier today ?


Was it Saraki that also brought the two detachments of policemen that supported the DSS today ?


grin grin zombies and ridiculous lies sef hahahahahah
Don't mind the coconut heads.

grin

Very funny!
PoliticsRe: Boma Goodhead: "Is Osinbajo A Christian? He Sold His Soul To Devil For Crumbs" by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:11pm On Aug 07, 2018
ozo13:
OK sir.so Jonathan wasn't an upright Christian cos same thing happened under his watch during his administration and no one was even sacked unlike today that someone was sacked
YES!

I'm not judging him though, he did that himself when he took no action to right a lot of wrongs.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Remi Tinubu Is Ordained As RCCG Pastor by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:05pm On Aug 07, 2018
Hmmmmm.......

There are requirements to be met for ordination.

If Remi Tinubu got ordained, then she met them.

I have met those requirements for some time now but refused to go for one school so I would just remain as I am, a worker. Personal conviction.

Some people are after the title. Others are pushed by their mentors. A lot are genuinely led to serve, but once the rules are satisfied, they won't stop an ordainee.
PoliticsRe: Boma Goodhead: "Is Osinbajo A Christian? He Sold His Soul To Devil For Crumbs" by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:01pm On Aug 07, 2018
Tundeobama:
dumb man reno omokri and minister of Niger delta during Jonathan regime not a pastor to mention.
The death of pdp will be final for playing religious card.
Eeyahhh..... Now I get it!

FYI I'm not a PDP supporter. I actually took my PVC in 2015 and voted APC. Get that into your skull!

I'm talking Christianity and our Pastor VP here.
PoliticsRe: Boma Goodhead: "Is Osinbajo A Christian? He Sold His Soul To Devil For Crumbs" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:53pm On Aug 07, 2018
Moukandjo:
So the Jonathan that crumbled the country is a Muslim, right? The Jonathan that orchestrated this show of shame in the NASS in 2014 against Tambuwal & APC reps worships Orunmila, ba?
It's like you don't know what it means to be a Christian.

Lemme borrow the time-worn cliché:

"If you know, you know".
PoliticsRe: Boma Goodhead: "Is Osinbajo A Christian? He Sold His Soul To Devil For Crumbs" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:50pm On Aug 07, 2018
Tundeobama:
you think everyone is dumb like you so fayose,wike,ffk Jonathan are saint?
Dumbo!

Are they pastors?

Did those men you rushed to mention ever even claim to be saints?
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Lady Frying Garri & Everyone Is Calling Her Wife Material by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:48pm On Aug 07, 2018
IamPlato:
...


So Because She Fry Garri you Call Her Wife Material...


Dont You Forget That Witches Too Can Fry Garri
Den dey even fry garri for Okorocha head sef.

Daz y e dey mould okpukpu (statue) upandan.
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Lady Frying Garri & Everyone Is Calling Her Wife Material by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:44pm On Aug 07, 2018
shocked

Wife wetin?!?!

You never jam woman wey go take dat hot garri calabash iron hin husband nose because of quarrel?

She just sabi fry garri.

Simple!
PoliticsRe: Boma Goodhead: "Is Osinbajo A Christian? He Sold His Soul To Devil For Crumbs" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:41pm On Aug 07, 2018
ozo13:
Why is PDP always using religion. Its a bad strategy sha.but I fear that first DSS guy sha.see em mouth on that mask
It's not PDP playing a religion card in this case. A Christian is supposed to be known for integrity and firm resolve not to compromise even to the point of personal peril.

The Bible says an upright man will stand by his word even to his own hurt.

A true Christian ought to have, at the very least, asked some tough questions of his political associates.
RomanceRe: Bride Rocks Cleveage Baring Gown On Her Wedding Day (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:30pm On Aug 07, 2018
See de guy!

grin grin grin grin grin

E resemble wetin Yorùbá dey call "Ako wèrè" (chronic madman).

De babe face be like pessin wey don tire so tay she no even send again.
RomanceRe: 30 Most Handsome Men In The Nigerian Entertainment Industry In 2018 (PICS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:27pm On Aug 07, 2018
dipopooo:
Nigeria is on fire and u people are here talking about handsomeness. Una get sense at all?
Who handsomeness help?

Seh obj or oshiomole handsome?
Told dem oooo!!!!!

The madmen ruling us have finally gone berserk and people are here drooling over airbrushed pics!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Bags Deal With Vomozmedia (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:21pm On Aug 07, 2018
What is a vo...moz...meed....iiia?
CrimeRe: Gunmen Shoot At Fulani Travellers In Plateau, Kill 2 Instantly. Graphic Pics by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:16pm On Aug 07, 2018
tsephanyah:
embarassed
R. I. P
Because they can’t attack our record, they accuse me falsely of ethnic jingoes; they accuse me falsely of religious fundamentalism. Because they cannot attack our record, they accuse us falsely of calling for election violence – when we have only insisted on peace. Even as Head of State, we never imposed Sharia. Buhari

“Some people might try to tell you that it’s a banana. They might scream, ‘Banana, banana, banana,’ over and over and over again. They might put BANANA in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana. But it’s not. This is an apple.”


Sai Baba
Such an eloquent writeup!

If only it can resurrect the dead men, it would've made a difference to their grieving families.

Beht, come first,

Was it already prepared and ready to dispatch once the next set of people get killed?

Or is it your well-honed reflexes kicking in to make a political point of every tragedy?

Apples and bananas.......

Pathetic!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Baro Inland Water Port To Create 2 Million Jobs by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:23pm On Aug 07, 2018
psychologist:
Misplaced priority and sentimental elements


Why niger, what happened to onitsha?

Onitsha and niger where will be more productive if provided with port...

The government is trying all its best to bury the IGBO nation, forgetting that Ndi IGBO are like seeds...
You mind dem?

They will be dredging the Niger up to Baro naa.

Plus, the port will be inaccessible to most shipping but low-draught barges in the dry season.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Baro Inland Water Port To Create 2 Million Jobs by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:20pm On Aug 07, 2018
How can an inland port create 2 million jobs?

It will create jobs no doubt, but 2 million?

These people can lie o!
CrimeRe: Khensani Maseko's Last Post Before Committing Suicide After Rape By Boyfriend by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:39am On Aug 07, 2018
Lomprico2:
I tot it was gang rape before! shocked so na her boyfriend whey don enter there b4 rape u naim make u kii yoursef? angry
Am against rape but she was really silly for taking her life over this.
How do you know they have been having sex?

Eeeehn? How you take sabi?

If you no get beta tin to tok, no be by force to tok o.

You cannot be "against rape" and type that uncaring stuff, saying she's "silly".

Rape can and does lead to depression and suicide. The only thing is, she should have opened up to her loved ones and allowed their love to heal her of depression.

I have come close to attempting suicide myself due to depression. It is only by God's grace that I'm alive.

I left the campus and ran home when it happened to me. I didn't return for like one month.
PoliticsRe: Boma Goodhead Confronts Masked DSS Men Blocking NASS Gate (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:19am On Aug 07, 2018
Hotzone:
DSS na Boy Scout compare to NPF
Their gun na toy compare to AK 47
They use to be intelligence unit of Nigeria police force just like FRSC used to be a part of traffic section in NPF including Civil defense but since DSS was carved out of police, they now become political puppet not intelligence arm of security which they supposed to be. They have no duty to perform in NASS! Rubbish!!!!
Dude!

Police ke?

DSS (SSS) was carved out of NSO.
CrimeRe: Moment A Man O'war Officer Slapped Fake Seminarian & Blood Came Outof His Mouth by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:41am On Aug 07, 2018
macanu:
4 those saying ordinary man o war,well if u have gone though NYSC then u will understand the it not common/ordinary to camp and keep graduates and give dem military training for weeks l,those who attended camp will understand beta,man o war strong and beta then d police sef,they are well trained.I just like them.....action people
There was one man o'war in our camp.
Even the soldiers called him "killer".
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death At A Burial Ceremony In Ogun. Graphic Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:54am On Aug 06, 2018
Tolexander:
Afonja dey bear Julius Oliseh?
Don't mind him.

He's a prize example of of the main specie of strutting idiot.
SportsRe: Paulo Lopes: The Goalkeeper Who Won More Trophies Than Appearances In 13 Seasons by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:49pm On Aug 05, 2018
Good for him.

If na Arsenal e dey now, eeeeehn......
CrimeRe: Armed Man Arrested After Walking Into NHIS Office In Abuja With Pistol. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:59am On Aug 05, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
When has it become a crime to approach someone with a pistol without pointing the desert eagle at him. He didn't have the intent to kill so why must he be arrested ? He deserves to be freed .
So you won't be alarmed if someone you don't know approaches you with a gun on him?

Abeg go chop. Hunger is your problem.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Recovers 693 Power Equipment Containers Abandoned At Ports For 15 Years by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16pm On Aug 03, 2018
Stuck in the port for 15 years?

Why am I not surprised?

Most or all those containers are part of offshore items purchased under the Obasanjo administration's NIPP.

$16billion?

There it is.

Almost 900 containers.

200 auctioned by Customs. 693 finally cleared.

So many projects abandoned because of this. So many professionals are unemployed (I'm among them) due to this...this...MADNESS!!

Oh God!

Why are our leaders mad? Why are we cursed with crop after crop of stark, raving LUNATICS!!
FamilyRe: Man Rejoices After Finalising His Divorce. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57pm On Aug 03, 2018
chronique:
na wa o. i never pray to ever have to go through this phase in life. God,pls bless me with a lady that would love me with all her heart,and i would also love with all my heart. someone i'd be proud to go through the thick and thin with. and pls while answering my prayers,pls make sure she's a cutie too. wink cheesy
Cutie, ba?

Na so wahala dey start.

FYI, God no be man, a "cute'' girl (to man's eyes) would appear to God as a demon-infested harpy if that is what she truly is.

If you really need a good woman, please leave cuteness o. If it's included, it's just a bonus, though e no dey last.

Years later, the cutie won't be so cute, then you would be really grateful she has all that really matters.
FamilyRe: Man Rejoices After Finalising His Divorce. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:53pm On Aug 03, 2018
chronique:
na wa o. i never pray to ever have to go through this phase in life. God,pls bless me with a lady that would love me with all her heart,and i would also love with all my heart. someone i'd be proud to go through the thick and thin with. and pls while answering my prayers,pls make sure she's a cutie too. wink cheesy
Cutie, ba?

Na so wahala dey start.

FYI, God no be man, a "cute'' girl (to man's eyes) would appear to God as a demon-infested if that is what she truly is.
SportsRe: I Want To Continue Scoring Goals - Kelechi Iheanacho by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2018
CeeteeBoii:
So africans are the only people watching EPL,LA LIGA,SERIE A and MLS?

ok,kontinuu!
That was a joke. I kinda hoped you would get it.
PoliticsRe: The Surrounding Of National Mosque Abuja In The Late 80s (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:19pm On Aug 03, 2018
thesicilian:
Seems the first thing built in the city was a mosque.
Not really.
CelebritiesRe: Viktoh: I Mistakenly Romanced A Transgender In Canada by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:56pm On Aug 03, 2018
IDIOT!!

Mistakenly, abi?

Your hands and mouth moved of their own accord?

Keep displaying your idiocy.

I wish you followed "shim" to the hotel, got drugged and your bunghole drilled.

All because of money.

Mumu.
CrimeRe: Prophet ThankGod Abam Shot Dead In Port Harcourt (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2018
Austema:
said by who? That is falacy
The Bible said "it is appointed unto man once to die".

If he's a Christian, that's what is written. It is appointed. One lives until the appointment comes.

It's not a fallacy if it's the Bible we're talking about.

Well, RIP, MOG.

Why he was shot, only God and the killers know. The police can find out too, if only they will do their job.....
PoliticsRe: There's No Legal Or Constitutional Basis For Saraki To Resign - Mike Ozekhome by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:41pm On Aug 03, 2018
sarrki:
Ozekhome you are a big fool

Ipob lawyer

Your hatred for Nigeria will consume you
He simply quoted the constitution and insisted it must be followed.

Only haters of Nigeria will say the country's constitution should be set aside for their own desires.

If this is your position then you hate Nigeria Sir.
CelebritiesRe: Performing With Lagbaja Was A Milestone – Simi by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:24pm On Aug 03, 2018
ShawtCake:
SMH.. Must you always display this kinda attitude?
As a matter of fact, I don't.

Remove the "always" and you'll be correct in this case.
CelebritiesRe: Performing With Lagbaja Was A Milestone – Simi by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:24pm On Aug 03, 2018
ShawtCake:
SMH.. Must you always display this kinda attitude?
huh

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