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Politics › Re: Osun 2018: Two Governorship Candidates Emerge In SDP by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:25am On Jul 20, 2018

Omisore, the vampire is so desperate to be Governor.

Politics › Re: NSITF Spent N5.7bn On DSTV Subscription, Fuel Allowance by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:54pm On Jul 19, 2018

O di egwu

Business › Re: Buying A Land With 600k Or Starting A Business? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:29am On Jul 19, 2018

Goodplace:
I have 600k I intend buying a land, but I was thinking of starting a business which I am yet to fathom out the kind of business... Which will pay off in the long run? Please advice

Buying land is an investment of sorts, since it increases in value in most cases.

Starting a business is good too, especially if you got time to spend minding it.

Are you employed and want to keep doing the job? You may just buy the land but make sure it's at a location where the value is sure to blow. That's already as sure as starting a business.

However, if you're free, capable and willing to manage a business, by all means invest in a business.

Hope this helps.

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Politics › Re: Police Helicopter Threatening My Life- Fayose by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38am On Jul 19, 2018

madridguy:
The self acclaimed " Peter The Rock " is now afraid of any little thing

Fayose should check very well, it's not helicopter that is hovering around your office na drone

Fear fear man.

Hmmmmm.....

You sound very sure of what you're saying.

Na drone........ lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Governor Bello Condemns Burning Of Dino Melaye's Constituency Projects by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:36am On Jul 19, 2018

Nbote:
Truth is, U really need to get ur head checked.. Ur case is beyond jus being a zombie... So U mean Dino will build constituency projects he can decide to ignore and den burn it to d ground? Is he also responsible for his recent running battle with d police and d governor?

Do you mind the cretin?

So Dino renovating schools is a calamity?

This guy has bent over for money. He is a lost cause.

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Is All Shades Of Beauty As She Steps Out In Style by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2018

Let's see pictures from 18years ago when Rita was 25.

We want to compare.

Tenkiu.

Celebrities › Re: Ruggedman: How To Identify Real SARS Operatives (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:58am On Jul 18, 2018

SARS Ambassador!

Dis old man no go go find better sponsor.

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Politics › Re: Attack Ongoing At Malikawa In Gidan Goga, Zamfara State - Amnesty by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:40pm On Jul 17, 2018

I'm reading this right now hundreds of miles away.

There's a strong chance a CP or a General much closer to the place is reading this as well.

Yet, we will hear later that no help came.

Speaking of which, please, security personnel in the house, does a unit commander need orders from above to take action to secure the lives of Nigerians?

I will greatly appreciate an enlightening response.

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Food › Re: Tasty Time Warns Against Products Abuse by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:48am On Jul 17, 2018

KillaBeauty:
Mmmmm tasty time, one of the drinks from my childhood

Wait, what?!?!

My own na Tree Top o!

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Crime › Re: SARS Chases Ambrose Alli University Student, He Falls Inside Well, Dies by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:44am On Jul 17, 2018

OreoPaschal:
I am not trying to judge him ooh. But, why would you run if you are innocent?.. From his pictures, he looks like an internet fraudster.

But that's BTW. May his soul find peace with the Lord and May God grant his family the fortitude to bear this loss.

Please wait for SARS, y'hear?

You don't know if they are looking for people to kill and pose as robbers "killed after a gun battle". As outrageous as that sounds, nothing is too far out to be implausible for these guys.

Crime › Re: SARS Chases Ambrose Alli University Student, He Falls Inside Well, Dies by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36am On Jul 17, 2018

OreoPaschal:
I am not trying to judge him ooh. But, why would you run if you are innocent?.. From his pictures, he looks like an internet fraudster.

But that's BTW. May his soul find peace with the Lord and May God grant his family the fortitude to bear this loss.

Please wait for SARS, y'hear?

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sends Juventus Fans Wild After Undergoing Medical (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:10pm On Jul 16, 2018

czarina:
See that his babe that looks exactly like me

Sports › Re: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2018

SeunKelechi:
Intentional or not, handball na handball

So it was for Nigeria - Argentina.

Politics › Re: Men Caught Sharing Money To Voters In Ekiti, Bundled Away By Security Men.Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02pm On Jul 14, 2018

The APC goons go home. Meanwhile e don be for the PDP guys.

Politics › Re: #ekiti: How APC Thugs Manhandled Me With Security Officials Watching – PDP Agent by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:32pm On Jul 14, 2018

A few years ago it was the same story with roles reversed.

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Celebrities › Re: Asa Asika: 'How I Met DJ Cuppy' by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:11pm On Jul 13, 2018

Ugosample:
Ask yourself this question

What you typed up there, does it make sense at all?

It does to me.

It doesn't have to make sense to you.

I'm cool with the fact that it doesn't.

Celebrities › Re: Asa Asika: 'How I Met DJ Cuppy' by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:27pm On Jul 13, 2018

How many years have they been together?

If my Dad tells the story of how he met my Mom more than half a century ago (they're still together right this minute) that would be worth listening to.

If Shagari tells how he met his wife, it would be quite the story.

Not some immature nincompoop who has just spent a few months with a girl who is already an ex to a lot of other guys.

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Crime › Re: Soldier: ‘SARS Tortured My Cousin To Death, While I Was Busy Fighting For Peace' by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:24pm On Jul 13, 2018

fergieboy:
Yes..

Dress responsible

No tats

No funny looking hairstyle

Always have your ID cards on you

Don't hang out with funny looking peeps

Don't have any incremenating stuff in your phone

When approached by SARS.. Don't argue with them

Answer all questions being thrown at you even if it's a stupid question

And get into their vehicle when they tell you to do so even after all the above, abi?

undecided

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Starts Labelling Forwarded Messages In Effort To Fight Fake News by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:02pm On Jul 13, 2018

Not enough!

Put the number of origin once it is forwarded so we can tell it's actual source.

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Sports › Re: The Original Countries Of These France Players (Pictures Attached) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:59am On Jul 13, 2018

They are all French except Umtiti.

Celebrities › Re: Khloe Deletes Her Birthday Wish To Leo, Unfollow Him After Partying With Cee C by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52am On Jul 12, 2018

And the sheeple continue wasting their data on Twitter and IG.

Can't y'all see this is all staged?

Who are the gainers?

Bloggers, sponsors, service providers, and, of course, the ex-housemates (emphasis on "ex", e neva do?) themselves.

Keep wasting ya data dey follow nonsense, una hear?

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Politics › Re: Photos Of Fayose With Neck Collar & Arm Sling After Police Teargassed Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17pm On Jul 11, 2018

Kyase:
So this man na cry cry baby
Liver babu....

He's a politician.

A politician can be anything whenever it suits him.

He probably just won a ton of sympathy votes.

Politics › Re: Reps Reject President Buhari’s Executive Order by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:49pm On Jul 11, 2018

Truckpusher:
The truth remains that even the members of the house of the Reps kicking against it is purely a self serving purpose even though they are pretending to be the harbinger of good democracy.

They are simply afraid that Buhari will use it to strip them off of their ill gotten wealth - Give them immunity before and after office over that executive order and see them vote without asking questions about the main content

THIEVES FORMING LIKE NATION BUILDERS AND DEFENDERS OF DEMOCRACY.

There is a process for prosecuting cases of corruption. It should be followed.

Bubu just wants to do away with rule of law and just seize people's property and throw them on the street if he can't prove a case against them in court.

That just won't do.

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Reacts After Fayose Collapsed When Police Fired Teargas by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2018

Fayose, na you spread mattress, knack am beta duvet, come arrange covering cloth join.

Na you go sleep de bed wey you lay o.

In short,

Bros.......

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Be Wise! They Will Never Advertise Vacancies But They Want Your Patronage by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:21pm On Jul 11, 2018

Hmmmmmm...... What to do with this info....

Stop drinking Viju?

Already stopped. Na jèdíjèdí magnet.

But I do take Peak, Bournvita, Chivita and Paracetamol.

undecided

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Politics › Re: "We Didn't Vote For Killings" - Tambuwal To Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:18pm On Jul 11, 2018

I hope some "herdsmen" will not be arraigned by Oga Transporter, sorry, Transmitter, next Tuesday, claiming they were armed by Tambuwal.

Romance › Re: Man & Girlfriend Drown In Jos River While Having Sex In Car - Twitter User by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:17am On Jul 11, 2018

kestolove95:
Wetin conji don create for dix naija...hmmmm make I knw talk my own experience with some guys

This your comment....... You mean you believe this shitt?

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: My 102-Year-Old Grandma Still Drinks Stout by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2018

So na grandma this geh wan use shine now....

Mama, run o!

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s New National Airline To Commence Operation This Year – Minister by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:19pm On Jul 08, 2018

I need testimonies of people who boarded the plane, flew in it and came down alive before I believe this shitt.....

Till then........

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