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This pic doesn't mean jack!

The NYSC official mag with all pics, names and NYSC numbers is the only authentic document you can bring. It also has contacts of all Corpers. It will be easy to check with her fellow corps members.

If de boys hear caaa..... den go don miss before den hear am finish.

See dis geh wey her mumurity bend her front door!

Melania's so dumb she stole Michelle's speech!

She might actually be dumber than you yet she's got the whole world at her feet!

Big deal!

Drchristian:
Sad even d helmet couldn't save the rider

The head is only one part of the body, my dear friend.

The helmet cannot prevent a broken neck.

The surest way to avoid death in an accident is to avoid over-speeding. Overspeeding leads to high deceleration (high-gee impact) which can shred internal organs no matter the "helmetry" and "airbaggery" of the victim.

Overspeeding is deadly tomfoolery.

kunlesehan:
Becareful so u don't end up as "Yomi casualty"

When u copy from one person, it is called "plagiarism" but when you copy from several persons it's called "research"

Yomi "research" well next time.

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Lol

Research without acknowledgment is still plagiarism.

Hmmmmmm.....

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, this is why i love Muslims. Instead of allowing the young girl to roam around dating and sleeping with several boyfriends like we Christians do, it's better to marry her and allow her stick to a man. We Christians are hypocrites, we condemn this while majority of us engage in sexual indiscipline

No one is forcing you to remain a Christian.

Go on. Become a Muslim and go marry kids for their tight holes.

The same man will ruin the poor girl and abandon her if she gets VVF.

Yet they are so holy they don't shake hands with women.......

Bunch of sex-crazed Pedophiles.......

If you want a man, you can get him.

Oya clap for yaseff!

Olosho!

gurunlocker:
Only Nigeria artist + simi that knows what "Live play" means. Not all those artists that will be lip syncing to their song being played, when stopped, they will now sound like alligator.
Thumb up man!

That's nowadays.

Once upon a time, every Nigerian musician or artiste played live.

These days everyone is lazy. All the songs even sound the same.

jerflakes:
Yep

That's a 4kd up type of cancer

Just like blood cancer

Where you wan begin dey cure am?

Blood cancer (leukaemia) is still better o.

If not, Carl Ikeme for be goner now o.

Neither is a good thing, though.

[quote author=ChiefAzubuike post=68976579][/quote]This your post is a tumour on this thread.

izzy4shizzy:
I see you are getting upset, if u been no quote me, I for no talk my mind like that

Sorry if I upset u bro,
It's cool u hate beards, me I like it so make we just leave am for middle

Better.

Correct guy!

miracood:
AchIVEment huh?

Improvisation.

Hm!

See smallies wey dey join cult!

No be just to dey bang una den want?

Gangbangment for initiation, bang after school hours, teachers still use blackmail bang una.

Last-last na who lose?

Idiota!!

izzy4shizzy:
That's the best line for beardless dudes, "I shave them" the truth is deep down u want them accept it and move on

So you mean every cleanshaven man out there is like that because he's a loser who can't grow a decent beard?

Grow up, man!

Some people actually hate beards.

Accept it and move on, dude!

kolafolabi:
Life imprisonment in the US or live the rest of your life in Nigeria..

Hmmmmm.....

Out after 37 years or sooner for good behaviour to live out the rest in the US.......

Errrrmm..... No.

My life here in Naija is good enough.

The rain that packed people and cars but could not pack plastic bags and other rubbish.....

Village people strong o!

izzy4shizzy:
Am sure you are one of the beard less ones.... sorry ehn, the Lord is ur strenght

I shave them off the moment I see them.

I hate the scratchy thing.

All those great men I listed there are like me. If you wanna know how they live without a beard, ask them if you can ever get close enough to shout the question.

Lesson for you, young man:

People can't all be the same.

frowland:
I dont know why people dont use dash cam
I have them in all my cars. Many advantages, especilally when there is an accident, kidnapping, or false allegation by officials.

People are scared corrupt officials may assault or even shoot them if they discover their thievery is caught on camera.

izzy4shizzy:
It is not their fault oo, I wonder how people without beards live with themselves

Ask:

JayZ

Will Smith

Vladimir Putin

Bill Gates

Mark Zuckerberg

Dangote

Donald Trump.

oga70563:
Whether grateful or ungrateful, Runtown Don blow Yaw!!

Deal with it

There's something called professional courtesy. It has nothing to do with current status.

A professor runs into his secondary school teacher or even the Librarian or Bursar. The respect remains if one is humble.

How many artistes have "blown" and then bombed in the last 10 years?

Den dey o.

Meanwhile Yaw remains relevant. Last-last he will own a radio station himself.

Growing fast often doesn't trump slow and steady o.

major466:
Fulani in charge of both SARS and police. No wonder the genocide against Christians in Nigeria.

IGP is Nupe.

abiodunalasa:

Jon Snow and Super Eagles are alike... They first die and resurrected !

Wait is that not Sansa Stark in the last pics?
She looks like a white ostrich

She's a Nordic giantess.

The kind that breaks men in two.

See de geh.

Dress well with Daddy come dey slay for campus.

RIP Chameleon babe.

Pat081:
site or on d road I knw wot am saying

I hear you.

Pat081:
We can nt use dis in Nigeria if nt many bike men will b in hospital every day

Haba Oga,

This is for positioning in quarries, yards or on construction sites naa.

You tink say de operator go dey run follow de truck dey control am for road?

The first pic tho.....

So Arsene Wenger is now a truck operator?

Is it this bad?

MJ tried to leave Sony and look what happened to his asss.

400billionman:
The optimum fuel saving speed even in your gasoline powered engine is 50miles per hour. So range and speed matters every where for one who does not want to waste his resources.

So crossing oceans at high speed is faced with the range constraint for both electric and fossil fuel powered vessels.

Low speed crossing is easy for fossil fuels, high speed is a challenge for both.

Humchi:
88.62 miles per hour

this is called damn speed

Impressive

with more advanced technology, we can get to america or far countries with less time we are using now..

Range is an important consideration when it comes to travelling far.

There's a delicate balance between speed and range when it comes to electric vehicles unlike those burning fossil fuels which can be partially solved by just slapping on a bigger fuel tank.