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TravelRe: Crazy Biker Spotted On Highway In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:56am On Jun 18, 2025
DadojoReloaded:
The biker isn't crazy. He could be a professional biker and practising for a race. The problem is that there's no race track for the biker to perform in the country.
Have you ever seen a bike race where the racers do stunts on their bikes?

In a race, the objective is winning, not suicide.
TravelRe: Crazy Biker Spotted On Highway In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:55am On Jun 18, 2025
Na pessin wey don beleful go dey seek thrills and adrenaline rush.

Instead make dis e-diot relax dey do jeje, e dey do bike stunt.

Naija pipu no go do crowdfunding for mumu wey do himself o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Whose Actions Most Changed The Course Of Human History. by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:31am On Jun 18, 2025
Morbeta11:
https://x.com/stats_feed/status/1935194512042635669?t=sg5GC69DimD15MW86AG42g&s=08[/quote]I heard of this list at least a year ago.

The fact that Jesus is not number one is not a shock to anyone who understands the times.

How will the Antichrist reign in a world where Jesus is number one?

The joke's on the devil and his world, though. He will think he's won until it's all taken from him and restored to the creator for eternity.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Gifted Signed Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal Shirt by Jeezuzpick(m):
Bestwt001:
Yeah it's so good as the president is recognising the third greatest player of all time
True.

He's the third greatest player.

After Pelé and Maradona.

It is what it is.
FamilyRe: Accommodating A Pregnant 14 Year Old Girl by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:43pm On Jun 17, 2025
Obavoh:
I came back from work yesterday to see my Wife’s younger Sister in my house.

I was surprised because no one told me she was coming. I greeted and welcomed her.

I later called my Wife aside and asked her why she did not inform me that her sister was coming to pay us a visit. That was when she broke the news to me that the girl was 3 months pregnant and had to leave the village because of shame.

My Wife begged me and even called the girl to come and kneel and beg me to allow her stay until she puts to bed.
I was very angry at my wife for that.

I would love to help the girl but the problem is

1) My Father-in-law is not aware that his Daughter is pregnant. Only my Wife and Mother-in-law knows.

2) My Mother-in-law has not called to plead with me to let the Girl stay under my roof. My Wife asked me to call their mother to confirm but I think it should be the other way around.

3) I am currently managing a one room apartment with my Wife and 7 children. The place might not be conducive for a first time pregnant Girl. Feeding her is not a problem.

4) I am afraid I would be the one to pay her Medical bills, antenatal and all. When I asked my Wife she said her mother would pay but I don’t believe this judging from personal experience.

5) What if the girl suffers miscarriage or complications? God forbid. I might be held responsible.

Please advise me on what to do. My creator sees my heart that I would love to help but I am afraid. Should I let her stay or send her away?
How do I do this without losing the respect of my Wife and Mother-in-law. What is the best way to help the Girl?
The bolded tells me that this is fake.

Stop wasting people's time, guy!
ProgrammingRe: AI Is Now Coding For My Boss by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2025
Aniahbaby:
We can’t dispute the fact that artificial intelligence is so helpful to humans, and it has reduced the stress and hassle in the workplace. This same AI has made so many people so lazy that they can’t think straight on their own.

For instance, the year before artificial intelligence came into existence, everyone was using their brain to write and think. Ever since we all adopted artificial intelligence into our lives, we can no longer think on our own.
It has gotten to the point that even our bosses are no longer demanding ideas from us. Instead, they go online, type in a few prompts, and boom, AI does the thinking and coding. Before, my boss would ask me to write some code or generate ideas for our web project. But now? He just types a few sentences into different AI and tells me to “touch it up.”

How do you expect someone like me to improve if I don’t get to think? I mean, AI is now coding for my boss. It's gradually taking over our responsibilities, and guess what? We are letting it.
It’s funny how we begged for jobs and prayed for opportunities to prove ourselves, but now that we finally have them, we are giving them out to machines. I’m not against AI, but it’s like we are slowly pushing ourselves out of relevance.

Maybe it’s time to ask ourselves: are we growing with AI, or are we letting it grow in place of us?
Let’s not allow technology to make us useless. Use AI, but don’t lose your human intelligence.
This is why I laughed when someone said AI will replace everyone except some specific IT fields, like Machine Learning. I think it was the former minister, Pantami. Bill Gates also said something similar.

AI will take like 80% of the job, and IT people will have less to do, so their skills will be worth less.

It's hands-on jobs that AI cannot replace, like construction, manufacturing, healthcare, etc, because that will require AGIs run on robots. How many of them will be made to replace the workforce, and what will it cost?

Coding jobs?

Bye-bye.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Would Solve Insecurity In One Week - Morris Monye by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:45pm On Jun 16, 2025
Austin4lif:
Small labour party issues he can not solve
Politics and governance are two different things.

All Obi needs to do is set up quick response units made up of military and paramilitary personnel, who are indigenes of the affected states.

Can you imagine if Tiv officers are in charge of all military formations in Benue State and have full tactical autonomy from the Commander-in-Chief?

Will the attackers not lend themselves some brains?

All he has to do is hand all military and paramilitary formations in each state to indigenous officers. Let Fulani allow their own people get killed.

That is governance. The doings of a government in power.

Politics is just nonsense. It's only fools that play politics when lives are being lost. Our fools in power are doing just that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Strikes Iranian State TV In New Attack On Tehran(photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:42pm On Jun 16, 2025
Rexymania:
Brothers killing brothers since the days of cain and abel
Since when were Israel and Persia brothers?
FamilyRe: Out Of This List, Who Do You Confide In During Hard Times? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:35pm On Jun 16, 2025
My brothers.

I leave out my sisters because they have their men and kids to attend to and I leave my aged mom out so she doesn't worry about me.

I also talk to my wife, of course.

When I have a plan and I need outside help, I ask my old friends/classmates for aid which I always settle, because tough times don't last.

It's during the tough times that I miss my Dad the most.
CrimeRe: Vehicle Of Two Kidnapped Friends Found In Port Harcourt (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:25pm On Jun 16, 2025
Creamypie:
This country eh. Na for military to come back again the way I see am
Fulani military, abi?

Make dem kuma come finish the contri patapata?
Foreign AffairsRe: Pakistan Tells Iran It Will NUKE Israel If They Use Nuclear Weapons On Tehran by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:51am On Jun 16, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
Lol. Pakistan is just as radical as iran when it comes to islam.
Except that Pakistan is Sunni and Iran is Shi'a.

They hate each other in equal measure.
TravelRe: Why We Don’t Regret Moving Abroad – Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:59am On Jun 16, 2025
Cousin9999:
There is no substitute for the dignity, beauty, and joy of living in your home country/culture.

There are no Nigerians that prefer being abroad. They're abroad because multiple countries and 1% entities are constantly stealing from Nigeria and undermining its government. They are not immigrants, they're refugees of neocolonialism and oligarchs.

On the most basic level, no country besides another African nation or black Caribbean nation can be as pleasant as Nigeria. Nonblacks are not attractive or pleasant to live around, work with, and do business with. Their cultures are boring and lame. Their food and music are garbage. They pollute your children's mind with their various kinds of depravity. They erode your culture. Your grandchildren may not even speak Yoruba/Igbo/etc. Worse, they could be mixed race.
God forbid, make bandit catch you, you go forget dignity.

Make pokice show you shege on top ya own property, you go understand.

Everything in Naija is weaponized against Nigerians. Education, health, food, security, transportation........

I dey Naija o, but na by God's grace I dey survive.

I'm not poor by any metric, but living in Naija is a challenge.

However, I'm not leaving, mostly because of my age. My kids? That's another matter. THEY can leave. I'll encourage them to.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bombardment, Strikes, Deaths In Third Day Of Fierce Israel-iran Conflict by Jeezuzpick(m):
ManirBK:
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/15/bombardment-strikes-deaths-in-third-day-of-fierce-israel-iran-conflict
Did y'all notice how Al-Jazeera stated the number of people killed in Iran only?

Abi the Israelis are immortal ni?

Meanwhile, the mass murder in Nigeria was not worth mentioning by Al-Jazeera, right? Like those ones are less human.

Issokay
TravelRe: The Moment The Sole Survivor Of The Air India Crash Walked To The Ambulance(pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01am On Jun 15, 2025
Afrobasic:
I really have doubts about this guy's story.

Sole survivor walking away totally unhurt. Something smells fishy undecided

Seems to me he wasn't even on the plane to begin with, possibly a bystander who got bruised by debris.
Wonderful!

Bystander who got bruised?

In spite of the fact that he lost his brother in the crash, called his dad and his cousin in the UK, both of whom knew he was on the plane?

How was he was also able to get a boarding pass?

This your theory need plenty explanation, o!
CultureRe: 11-Year-Old Horse Rider, Kuku Hamidah Steals The Show At 2025 Ojude Oba Festival by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:14pm On Jun 14, 2025
Typing:
Seems this is the first time them dey see horse for that place. Nothing special here
Wow!

An original thought!

Kudos, son!

You made what you think is a joke!
CultureRe: 11-Year-Old Horse Rider, Kuku Hamidah Steals The Show At 2025 Ojude Oba Festival by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:13pm On Jun 14, 2025
SusanOpeyemi:
My youngest sister. I was there live and direct. Yoruba to the world.
You no learn to ride horse?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Why you no dey her front on top ya own horse?
RomanceRe: Princess Iman Pahlavi Weds Bradley Sherman (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:03pm On Jun 14, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
I hope this baseless war between their both countries won't affect this their marriage cha undecided
Nope.

The current leader ousted her grandfather, Shah Pahlavi, a pro-American Monarch.
Car TalkRe: The Snake That Lives In My Mazda Is Giving Me Saucy Looks This Morning by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:26pm On Jun 12, 2025
KingAzubuike:
That's a boomslang.

Not Nigeria tho.
Not a Boomslang.

This here below is an image of a Boomslang.

If I were the OP, I would lock the car either in extreme heat of extreme cold (in the sun or with the AC on full blast) for hours.

Come back when the snake is finished.

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Confers National Honours On 66 Nigerians (Full List) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:22pm On Jun 12, 2025
Slytiger:
Alot of them are those that fought Abacha.

Lots of journalists on that list. I see that of Tell Magazine, TheNEWS, and TEMPO. They showed Abacha shege.
A lot of dead dudes and gals there, too......
PoliticsRe: AriseTV Praises Omokri For Proving that 30Km Completed on Lagos-Calabar Highway by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:48pm On Jun 11, 2025
OceanMaliya:
When you speak facts, you must get praises!
When said facts go against your narrative nko?

Will you praise the source of the facts?
PoliticsRe: 50% Of Nigerian Minimum Wage Earners Spend All Income On Food – SBM Intelligence by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:46pm On Jun 11, 2025
Half of the minimum wage earners

The other half must be women who have husbands, and individuals who have diasporean family and friends.
RomanceRe: Percentage Of Women (15–49) Who Had Sex With Someone They Weren’t Married To Or by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:35pm On Jun 11, 2025
[quote author=DrMB post=135686386][/quote]When did being "women" start from age 15?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A Graduate Push Wheelbarrow To Earn A Living? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:32pm On Jun 11, 2025
If they're hungry enough.
FoodRe: See A ₦700k Cow In Adamawa. Livestock Prices Are Down After Eid!!! by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:54am On Jun 11, 2025
saintbillion:
B4 na 50k cow be that. APC has really kill this country
50k, how many years ago?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri, Others Tour Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, Prove 30km completion by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:02pm On Jun 10, 2025
OceanMaliya:
Undeniable facts because you proved the followers of a Gbajue heavily wrong.
The same hired goon that was shouting: "Tinubu Ole!!" In front of Chatham House?

The video still dey, o!

grin

Lemme just keep quiet.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri, Others Tour Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, Prove 30km completion by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:59pm On Jun 10, 2025
favouritecandy:
I saw it on Twitter today, this man did well and now I am convinced.
Nice!

At least, it's true that 30km is done.

How many km remaining?

Hundreds?
CrimeRe: CCTV Footage Of 3 Ladies Stealing Shoes From A Store (photos/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45pm On Jun 10, 2025
Glimpsetv:
A viral CCTV footage showing three ladies stealing shoes from a store while pretending to shop has sparked widespread reactions online.

In the video, one of the women is seen pushing a baby stroller. Initially, one of them discreetly drops a pair of shoes into the stroller. Later on, the baby is taken out of the stroller, and another lady pushes it to a different corner of the store.

There, she begins stuffing more shoes into the stroller and concealing them with clothes.

Watch the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfeZuUsES78?si=c4F_J4ePoDLqW5C0
Where are the "curvy slay queens"?

Mmmmmmmmm?

I only see three fat, criminal hoes stealing stuff!

Call it as it is!

Èwo ni slay queen?

Ìyáláyàá slay queen!
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Man Who Served God For 43yrs Cries Out, Says He Is Moving To Satan by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40pm On Jun 10, 2025
Prudoh:
Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-R0QOY1HJk&pp=ygUJU2lnaHRpbmdz

There are many, many, many more than these.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Man Who Served God For 43yrs Cries Out, Says He Is Moving To Satan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On Jun 10, 2025
JuanDeDios:
I co-ask.
Google is not rejecting anyone for now.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Man Who Served God For 43yrs Cries Out, Says He Is Moving To Satan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55pm On Jun 10, 2025
Prudoh:
Mbók wetin dey appear for sky all over 😂
Check YouTube. E go shock you.

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