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Health › Re: Update: Burning Sensation Around Testicle Zones And Waist by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:26am On Nov 24, 2025
Demetrix:
Sequel to my last thread where I complained about a burning sensation in my testicle area, a lot of persons advised that I go for scan for a possible testicle torsion case.

I went for scan and ran all the possible scan from abdominal to testicle scan and nothing was found. The sensation stopped and I was found.

However of recent the burning sensation around my left testicle started again and sometimes I notice it moves up to my waist area in form of weird pains.

Please what do you suggest I do.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8509171/pain-lower-abdomen-testicles
Khalas.

That's all I can say.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:56am On Nov 17, 2025
InvertedHammer:
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I am glad that they lost.
BBN should be cancelled too.
So that you fellas can concentrate on fixing the country instead of these seasonal distractions. cool
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I wish I could like this A THOUSAND TIMES!
Family › Re: As A Nigerian Husband How Much Bills Do You Share With Your Wife? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:42pm On Nov 16, 2025
grandiose4ever:
Hello everyone,

I have begun to think about getting married.

But for some reason I don't fully understand what to expect or what is fully expected of me as a man in the area of finances.

So I'm asking the following questions to matured married men and women to get clarity?

In your own family

1. If the wife is working class, Is it expected that the man pays 100% of the rent?

2. If the wife is working class, is it expected she contributes towards children school fees or the man pays 100%?

3. If the wife contributes financially, is there an expectation that the man does chores? (Ps I don't want to do any chores in this life apart from occasional cooking lol).

4. If the wife contributes financially how does it affect the decision making in the family?


The last question is ONLY for married men who share bills?

5a. Do you feel respectedby your wife when you share bills with her?

*5b. If you don't share bills with your wife and she keeps 100% of her earnings to herself, what do you think is the purpose of a woman working?


I'd appreciate if the mods can help me get a wider audience by putting on front page. Thanks!
Just look for red flags.

You can spot a selfish, entitled banny from a mile away.

Don't let "love" fool you.

Disappear once you see red flags!

E get why.
Forum Games › Re: What Is Your Next Move ?? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:32pm On Nov 13, 2025
Morbeta11:
What is your next move ??
Cc
Move well back.

Go for the head.

Properties › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Life In Festac Town During Its Early Stage by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33am On Nov 13, 2025
What was Nigeria's population back then?

A mere fraction of what it is now.

What percentage of that population was living in abject poverty?

A small percentage of a mere fraction of what we have now.

With increase in poverty, comes de-gentrification and formation of slums. What happened to FESTAC Town is de-gentrification.
Politics › Re: LAGESC Launches Massive Clearance Of Beggars And Street Occupants In Ketu-alaper by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:29am On Nov 13, 2025
They are clearing harmless beggars, they will not clear owómidà pipu, abi?

People that beat and extort harmless drivers and motorists, are left to roam freely.

Imagine!
Family › Re: Young Lady Shares The Fun Way She Plays With Her Father (photos/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:32pm On Nov 10, 2025
Bahamas95:
The kinda hætred I have for tomboys eh!
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

When I was younger, I preferred tomboys to over-feminine girls. Tomboys don't give you the usual headaches typical girls do. A tomboy will open the door and hop into a car without waiting for you to do so, for instance. Those wussy girls will actually feel offended if you don't.
Politics › Re: Malcolm Omirhobo Replies Gumi: Go To Court, I Stand By My Statement by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:29pm On Nov 07, 2025
Iagos:
Ghen Ghen. Cc. Trump, UN, EU
grin grin
Cc Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu.

Get the mossad on his mangy ass.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nancy Pelosi To Retire After 39 Years. Trump, Others React by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:28am On Nov 07, 2025
badaru911:
... Trumpu again,... Just gat me laughing with his words..

I think she was an evil woman. I'm glad she's retiring. I think she did the country a great service by retiring. I think she was a tremendous liability for the country.
President Donald Trump
She's a criminal, actually.

Her husband was trading stock based on information she leaked to him.

Made millions from insider trading.

She and her husband should be in jail.
Politics › Re: New U.S. Bill Seeks Visa Bans, Asset Freezes For Nigerian Miyetti Allah, Fulani by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:53pm On Nov 06, 2025
HgAkpobomeEr:
We reject any form of foreign interference in our internal affairs.
May you and your loved ones be partakers of the "internal affairs".

I'm sure you will love it.
Politics › Re: Kebbi Deputy Speaker, Bagudo, Speaks From Kidnappers’ Den by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Nov 06, 2025
ariesbull:
I really don't get it....With our folks,they labelled IPOB as a terrorist group.

But now that the U.S. military is preparing to step into Nigeria to fight terrorism, it’s surprising to see that only IPOB members and Ndigbo are happy and welcoming their arrival.

Meanwhile, the same folks who called IPOB “terrorists” are suddenly against America coming to fight these supposed terrorists.

So it leaves an ordinary person wondering:

What's actually happening?
Who are the real terrorists in this story?
Nothing to "get" in this story.

I can bet that this guy was not abducted, just an arrangement by APC to publicly show the world that it's not only Christians who are victims.
Sports › Re: Osimhen Tops UCL Scoring Chart After Hat-Trick Against Ajax by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:53am On Nov 06, 2025
shadrach77:
This one no concern us. My own is
1. He should NOT have injury before next week
2.He should deliver for us next week at the world cup playoff

Then we can celebrate him more
Osimhen needs to be protected from injury during national team assignment.

NFF doesn't care about him. An injury while wearing the green jersey might not get the swift treatment he needs, that would otherwise be available in his club.

Anyone who wants the young man to succeed will not wish super eagles on him.

However, if he plays for Nigeria, I wish him the best, and I pray for injury-free matches for him.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dick Cheney, Influential Republican Vice President To George W. Bush, Dies by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:33am On Nov 05, 2025
twin7:
Strongest VP in recent times....always wondered how BUSH tamed him, aspirations wise.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BRUH!!

BUSH TAMED WHO? The man called DARTH CHEYNEY because he was scary, like Darth Vader of Star Wars?

He was running amok all over the world! Bush wasn't in control at all!
Politics › Re: Ndume To FG: Deploy Akinyemi, Kingibe, Anyaoku To Defend Nigeria’s Image Before by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:07am On Nov 03, 2025
cdqyehyeh:
What still amaze me is the Nigerians believing Trump is interested in Christains affair in Nigeria lol.
The ratio of killing to Christains killingratio in US way higher than Nigeria. (In 50 killings in Nigeria only 2-3 are against the Christian, In US in the rate of 50 48 if not 49 are against Christians)

Nigeria should sacntion them, you can't dictate for a sovereign state.
After the prisoner deposit saga.
Trump has accused South Africa of White killing, Trump as accused Venezuela of Drug, Nigeria of selective killings, Iran of Nuclear Advancement.
Yet every single accusations happens in the US everyday.

Forget Nigeria trading crude for refine oil, direct exchange for yuan instead of dollar isn't affecting is a big lie. Currently America is on the thread of lose base on the dependency of Nigeria on themselves rather the US.
Mark my word the invasion of Nigeria by the US is going to be a great fall for the United States.

I trust in God and I trust in Nigeria governance as a process and I AM NOT A BETRAYAL OF MY SOIL.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU
GOD BLESS AFRICA
Hmmmmm.....if only some of those bullets found you or some of your loved ones, we wouldn't be reading this rubbish.

Go and read this at one of the mass burials in Benue, if you wouldn't be burned alive.

Do you understand the pain families are going through?
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Response To Trump Is Deaf, Dumb, Blind & Suicidal - Mike Arnold by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:04am On Nov 03, 2025
essentialone:
According to the 2025 World Watch List report by Open Doors, a total of 4,476 Christians has been killed worldwide this year 2025 alone, for their faith. The countries where these killings occurred include:
- *Nigeria*: 3,100 deaths, with attacks by Fulani militia and jihadist groups being prominent causes
- *Democratic Republic of the Congo*: 355 deaths, largely due to jihadist activities and armed conflict
- *Burkina Faso*: 201 deaths, resulting from attacks by jihadist groups affiliated with the al-Qaeda network
- *Sudan*: Killings and violence reported, particularly in the context of the ongoing civil war
- *Other countries*: Additional countries with reported Christian fatalities include Myanmar, Pakistan, and various nations in sub-Saharan Africa and Central Asia

It's worth noting that the report highlights the challenges in quantifying Christian persecution incidents accurately, and the actual numbers might be higher due to underreporting.
Exactly!

Meanwhile, the West is not like us here in Nigeria who do not value human life. Imagine, over 3,000 people this year!

That's like 10 Boeing 747 crashes!
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Response To Trump Is Deaf, Dumb, Blind & Suicidal - Mike Arnold by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:57am On Nov 03, 2025
nairalandankrah:
Trump is not stronger than tilumpoo grin.. The world should bring it on..The Arab world and Russia and China are with Nigeria grin
Only the Arabs, this time, and they can do nothing.

Even the EU are with Trump this time, fa! US+EU = NATO!

It means Nigeria is ripe for the picking. They are coming to milk us! shocked

Chai! How I wish BAT will wise up, off all these bandits and issue a formal apology to the international community.

He should not give these guys reason to come here, o!

Sidewinders and hellfires do not discriminate between bandits and innocent farmers, o, even though such chances may be slim, because the drones carry cameras, but innocents may still die.
Politics › Re: Kano Community Cry For Help Over Intensified Bandits Attack by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:53am On Nov 03, 2025
FarahAideed:
Someone predicted this 😂😂😂 and it's happening already , expect many Muslim communities to start announcing attacks on them. This is a good thing
They are also human beings.

Muslim or Christian, people are dying.

Any help will be welcome.

So, even if na lamba, Trump will have more reason to call for attacks.
Politics › Re: Youth Empowerment Programme Of Roni LGA Chairman In Jigawa by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:49am On Nov 03, 2025
ThroneNGamez:
https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1985047334598934531?t=tJxIKR08QepMbPIdN9_foA&s=08[/quote]You know......if he does something "stupid" like, say, drilling boreholes, his people will not be able to sell "mai ruwa" water again.

This way, it's better. At least, they can go and fetch open well water to sell and make a few bucks for fura da nunu.
Politics › Re: Don’t Let Foreign Lies Divide Us. ~ Sharia Council Tells Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:45am On Nov 03, 2025
TouchNfollow:
https://dailytrust.com/sharia-council-to-nigerians-dont-let-foreign-lies-divide-us/?noamp=available&fbclid=IwY2xjawN0niBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHqIe7rjsK6dU0kGk0MgLG5wYKExk0DFoDLFw-srbpsD6pM4MS9Z-QtPjEMI3_aem_ZE-tE_RUO5xnCx7tcV0Xug
If the Shari'a council enjoy being killed by their brothers, we Christians do not.

Instead of urging the FG and it's security apparatus to end the scourge of insurgency and mass murder, they are asking us to "unite" like chickens cowering in the coop while the foxes take their pick of whom to kill.

Nonsense!
Politics › Re: Trump’s Threat: ‘tinubu Ahead Of Orchestrated Game Unfolding In America— onanuga by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:41am On Nov 03, 2025
streetshuttle:
Doubt PBAT at your own peril. Changing the service chiefs wasn't business as usual. The previous chiefs have done 2 years 4 months with no significant result. If you think coup was the main reason for changes, think again. It's time to deal decisively with the so called bandits and terrorists.
Oya naaaaau!

You and your boss should go ahead and deal with them!

Na dis same Nairaland we dey, we still dey read about pipu wey den kpai for Plateau, up till now, they are still killing.

Enough with the rhetoric, go into action, or someone else with no political and religious interests will do it for you.

Meanwhile, America's interests may be very far from noble. However, if they achieve what they really came for, it will be because Buhari and now Tunubu's APC FG handed them the excuse to come in "guns a-blazing" as Trump put it.
Education › Re: Which Subject You Can Pass In WAEC Without Revision? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:41pm On Nov 02, 2025
obembet:
I know many of us here wrote the West African Examinations Council (WAEC) many years ago.

Despite all the family responsibilities and life’s distractions now, I believe I can still sit for Mathematics and pass without any revision even though I wrote my WAEC back in 2000 at Ogedengbe commercial high school ilesha.

So, over to you Which WAEC subject do you think you can still write today and pass successfully without revising?

Source: obembet
I will clear all, except Chemistry.

I need to revise balancing of Chemical equations, valency, and the periodic table.

Those 3 topics are the key to unlock Chemistry like moimoi
Politics › Re: US Fact-Finding Team Confirms Religious Killings In Nigeria, Recommends To FG by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37pm On Nov 02, 2025
aariwa:
Sadam Hussein treatment loading for the illegitimate mandate thief
Nothing so serious, Chief.

The US NRO (National Reconnaissance Office) already have the locations of the camps of all the terrorists.

All it takes is some Special Forces operators to do a HALO dive into the forests, end the buggers, and disappear into the night.

At the extreme, a couple of reaper drones carrying hellfires will make short work of major camps in a single night.

If the US acts, all our FG can do is speak English. After all, other nations have been treading on our faces, even South Africa, Kenya and Ghana.

What will the FG do against the US?
Politics › Re: Aliyu Abubakar's Lebanese Wife, Suhair, Cries For Help by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:21pm On Oct 31, 2025
SmartPolician:
Women no really get taste oh. Just imagine the ug...ly man this beautiful lady married because of money
Abubakar Aliyu is not ugly.

He may not be movie-star handsome, but he's not ugly, either.

If you see him.in the flesh, you'll know.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 16-year-old Terrorist Released In Gaza Deal Arrested For Plotting Terror Attack by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:30pm On Oct 31, 2025
dawnomike:
At 16, when he ought to be on the way to building his bright future. The environment in which he grew up has turned him into a criminal!!!
Which future?

The randy nincompoop wants to rush to his eternal romp with 72 babes as soon as possible!

Wetin concern future on this earth?
Politics › Re: How 'Repentant' Boko Haram Members Leak Army Movements To Terrorists by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:14pm On Oct 29, 2025
okrote4real:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/29/exclusive-how-repentant-boko-haram-members-leak-nigerian-army-movements-armoury
Please, in which country on planet Earth do ex-terrorists have security clearance?

Strategic information that the average man on the street does not have, that even senators and governors don't have, why should "repentant" terrorists have it?
TV/Movies › Re: Fawlty Towers Actress Prunella Scales Has Died Aged 93 by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:18am On Oct 29, 2025
nairalanda1:
That means poor old basil is going to run the hotel all by himself

RIP
Basil landed a plum job at MI6, helping that rakish bastard Bond build gadgets for his missions.

Didn't know that bugger of a beanpole had it in him!
Politics › Re: Imo State EAICC Conference Centre Roof COLLAPSES After First Rainfall! by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:13pm On Oct 28, 2025
helinues:
The contractor is in trouble. He did a shady work while saving the cost. Boomerang things
After settling a lot of politicians and evil servants.

That's if the contractor is not a party person.

Nothing will happen.
Family › Re: I Have So Much Resentment Towards My Parents by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:09pm On Oct 28, 2025
[quote author=Paut post=137275090][/quote]When my Dad died, my mind kept playing this song in a loop: "Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got till it's gone"
Family › Re: I Have So Much Resentment Towards My Parents by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39pm On Oct 28, 2025
untoldtruth:
Don't worry, it'll pass. One day, future you will look back and laugh at this you. Hang in there
The parents themselves will.pass, too, so, one way or another, it will pass, right?

Issokay!

As for me, I'm bursting with love for my parents. I miss my Dad, who departed a few years ago, and I love and support my Mom till now.

Anyone who cannot forgive and love their parents could spend their lives wishing they were killed in the womb (aborted), or hope they die sooner than later, while steeping in bitterness. The choice is free to make.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali Shuts Universities, Schools As Jihadists Blockade Worsens Fuel Crisis by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:40am On Oct 28, 2025
lordm:
They will suffer until they return to democracy
You mean, till they surrender to France?
Politics › Re: Ned Nwoko Defends Polygamy, Says Men With One Wife Deserve Pity by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37am On Oct 27, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Bitter and honest truth!

Men with one wife are the saddest, demoralized, lonely and isolated creatures on Earth.

If marriage vows were to be renewable, 99% of men won’t renew it. They will run for their dear life’s.
How many wives do you have now?

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