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Celebrities › Re: From Choir Boy To Superstar: Lagos Gospel Singers Making Global Waves by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50am On Oct 26, 2025

cityboylagos:
https://eyesoflagos.com/from-choir-boy-to-superstar-lagos-gospel-singers-making-global-waves/

Better stop this!

Which one be superstar?

Leave "superstar" to Burnaboy, WizKid and Davido, abeg! They are music ministers.

Go and call Nathaniel Bassey a superstar, let him hear you, if he will not tie you up, and gather brethren to cast that devil out of you.

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Things Catholics Do That The Apostles Didn't by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:47am On Oct 26, 2025

ekanx27:
The Apostles didn't pay tithe. Where did that originate from?

They didn't pay tithe. Tithe (1/10) was too small.

They sold their property and brought 100% to the Church.

We fit do that one?

Better be thankful that it's even 10% we are talking about now.

Phones › Re: You Wake Up In The Morning & See This, Which One Will You Open First? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:08pm On Oct 25, 2025

CaseSensitive:
I'm opening the bank app just to make sure all these notifications aren’t debt collectors trying new platforms. When I'm sure they aren't debt collectors then I’ll open my coffin, because clearly I’ve been dead for a while if I’ve got that many notifications.

Phones › Re: You Wake Up In The Morning & See This, Which One Will You Open First? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:47pm On Oct 25, 2025

mariovito:
Phone, WhatsApp, the rest can burn

Bro......2 of the best-paid jobs I've ever held came from cold messages on LinkedIn, from people I've never met before, including one where I worked outside Nigeria for 2 years.

Just saying.

Anyone can call you on the phone. It might just be someone trying to bill you sef. 😁

No one has ever billed me on LinkedIn.

YouTube? If I'm not a content creator, those notifications don't mean jack! Instagram? Again, if I'm not creating or selling, means nada. WhatsApp and Telegram? All those messages might be birthday wishes for one classmate in your alumni group.

Reddit, Pinterest, and Twitter? Na junk. Trust me. Mail app? Gmail? I'll be a bit concerned of a security issue. I hardly get more than 5 inbox mails a day. However, I'll get to them later. Besides, the LinkedIn messages will also come with an email, for me. It's the only app for which I have email notifications set. Not Facebook, or any other one.

Discord? Could be one Mod coked out of his brains in his mom's basement somewhere in California. I left discord because of random mods mentioning me, triggering emails.

From personal experience, I'll open LinkedIn first, then phone and SMS. I'll most likely open the others later, just to wipe the notifications and/or delete the messages.

I don't do Snapchat.

Politics › Re: Who Lives Better: Income Of ₦1.5 Million In Nigeria Or $1,000 In The US? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:53pm On Oct 25, 2025

FreeIgboho:
You can open a thread about this. What this thread is comparing is $1K to N1.5m, and it is NOT buffonery

Well, I didn't open a thread, because I know it doesn't make sense. I only reacted here because I was shocked at the utter buffoonery of this one

Lemme know if you want me to apologise. If you ask nicely, I just might think about it.

Politics › Re: Who Lives Better: Income Of ₦1.5 Million In Nigeria Or $1,000 In The US? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:59am On Oct 25, 2025

SmartPolician:
Please stop making baseless comparisons. Nobody earns $1000 per month in America because it's even below the minimum wage. It's not like Nigeria where companies still pay #50k per month whereas the minimum wage is #70k.

Don't mind the APC apologists!

The person pulling a salary of N1.5 million in Nigeria, how much will he or she earn in a similar role in the US?

A Bank Manager, Medical Director, or Project Manager in Nigeria might earn about that amount here. Would someone in the same position earn less than USD 300,000 per year in the US?

These people should stop the buffoonery and self-consolation in the name of rational thinking. There's nothing rational about this.

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Politics › Re: If Tinubu Fails, It Will Be Difficult For His Successor To Fix Nigeria - Shehu by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:23pm On Oct 23, 2025

These people are delusional.

At what point can people tell when a government has failed?

Is it when all the citizens lie dead or dying?

Business › Re: Paddy Adenuga Gets Engaged For 3rd Time by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:05pm On Oct 23, 2025

Commentor:
Or the women only love him because of his status?

I doubt if he will ever find a woman who will really love him.

I'm sorry if I sound callous, but it is what it is.

Women love money. A guy with money is just along for the ride. He just happens to be attached to the money. Dasall!

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Politics › Re: Adeboye Obasanjo: Generals Of The Nigerian Army. Father & Son by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Oct 23, 2025

Willy2025:
A Brigadier Gen who hasn't fought any battle in his life. He can barely handle an AK47 and I am sure he can't eliminate house rats let alone the deadly band!ts

Is this not the one that was shot in the keg while battling Boko Haram a few years ago?

I think he was a Colonel then, unless it's his brother.

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Sports › Re: UCL: Osimhen Broke Two Records And Made History In Galatasaray Win by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:07am On Oct 23, 2025

Legalaffairs:
Osimehn.... There is Victor in any Victory. Higher you go brother

But.........is there a Messi inside every Inter Miami victory?

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Have A First-class Brain - Odumeje Claims He’s Smarter Than Many Graduates by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25am On Oct 22, 2025

Congrats to him.

It's his dumb followers that I pity.

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Politics › Re: Wike’s Wife In Trouble Over Undeclared U.S. Citizenship, Florida Properties by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:17am On Oct 22, 2025

ogugwa1992:
EXCLUSIVE: Wike’s wife in trouble over undeclared U.S. citizenship as authorities close in on family's Florida properties

https://saharareporters.com/2025/09/22/sowore-petitions-florida-attorney-general-seeks-forfeiture-wikes-secret-6million-florida

https://saharareporters.com/2025/09/22/sowore-petitions-florida-attorney-general-seeks-forfeiture-wikes-secret-6million-florida

https://newsdeskng.com/2025/10/22/exclusive-wikes-wife-in-trouble-over-undeclared-u-s-citizenship-as-authorities-close-in-on-familys-florida-properties/

After all this grammar, nothing will happen.

She hasn't killed anyone. If Bello Turji who is a mass murderer walks free, what do we think will happen to Iyawo Wike?

Celebrities › Re: Blaqbonez Opens Up On Marriage, Says Extra-marital Intimacy Can Be Okay by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:12am On Oct 22, 2025*

alphonsojidebab:
https://eyesoflagos.com/blaqbonez-marriage-open-relationships-emotional-loyalty/

Is this young idiot married?

If he is, he should kiss his marriage goodbye.

If he isn't, he shouldn't.

Marriage is not for everybody, after all.

Those who think having a side chick is okay as a married man should just stay off marriage and have babymamas.

Let's see where that takes them.

No need to subject a poor lady to a life of pain.

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Crime › Re: Borno Lady Takes Her Life After Being Forced Into Marriage By Her Father by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:44am On Oct 21, 2025

Efuaye:
She should have ran away from the house to anywhere to restart life elsewhere. Why kîll yourself over unwanted marriage! What is wrong with this generation? How did sǔicide become an easy way out with little depression?

She probably got locked up to make sure she couldn't run away. The stupid father is probably smart enough to understand this.

Suicide is extreme, but so is murder.

Some girls kill the old goats that married them.

Which one is better, sef?

Suicide or murder?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Woman Seen Confidently Preaching The Gospel On A Train In The Uk(vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:15pm On Oct 15, 2025

meobizy:
You cannot teach the white man what he taught you. All you’re showing him is that you’re an excellent dancing monkey.

You can teach anybody what they don't know, and the majority of young to middle-aged Brits need to hear the gospel.

The British missionaries came to Nigeria like 200 years ago. Their descendants have since abandoned the faith.

Career › Re: Professor Joy Ogwu Dies At 79 by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:24pm On Oct 14, 2025

fergie001:
She was appointed Foreign Affairs Minister in 2006 after the shock resignation of Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

She was also the first woman DG of the NIIA

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15WYsuAsQY/

79.

She try.

God rest her soul.

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Politics › Re: Plateau Killing: Pastor Reveals How Soldiers Sought Fulani Attackers Permission by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:26am On Oct 14, 2025

Abdul05:
If it true.., then the soldiers have turned security work into customer service.

Asking killers, please sir, can we pick the body now?

It is like the hunters now taking orders from the lions..

Not only that, they have the killers' phone numbers, meaning they can track their location.

It's not so big a leap to deduct that the coordinates can be provided to the air force to carry out a bomb raid.

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Education › Re: Smartest Countries In The World By Their Average IQ In 2025! by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:32am On Oct 14, 2025

franchasng:
If America is not number one, that statistics is a scam.

You cannot tell me that you are smarter than Americans yet the world's innovations and groundbreaking technologies and scientific inventions always emerge from the same America. Even China in their smartness mostly copy American technologies discovered by Americans.

In my own personal experience about the world, the statistics should start from:

1.) USA
2.) UK
3.) Japan
4.) China
5.) others can follow

You don't know how stupid the average American is. You need to watch more of their TikTok videos.

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Explains Why She’s Not Married To Her Baby’s Father by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38am On Oct 13, 2025

OneCandleAway:
Wrong!!!
We have seen so many disasters whose parents were married. And there are products of single parents that are balanced in life.
Everybody's life path is different.

So many women would even leave their partners if they had the finance. Toxicity is what to watch out for. If a marriage is toxic, leave.

Are you trying to tell me that the majority of balanced individuals now come from broken homes or single-parent homes?

Maybe my question above will help you take a better look. There are definitely outliers, that's not reason enough to throw it all away.

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Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Explains Why She’s Not Married To Her Baby’s Father by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34am On Oct 13, 2025

eyesoflagos:
Seyi Shay Explains Why She’s Not Married to Her Baby’s Father Despite Their Close Bond

https://eyesoflagos.com/seyi-shay-opens-up-on-not-marrying-babys-father/

These celebrities are being used to tell our youths that it's okay to have sex and have kids outside of marriage.

Just as they were used to push the divorce narrative a few decades ago, they're now being used to fight against the formation of a family.

Why is this important? Because a complete family unit is still the perfect way to raise a balanced individual. Broken homes and single-parenthood don't cut it.

So, the satanic agenda is, in reality, aimed at giving rise to increasing moral decadence in future generations.

Guess what? It's working.

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Politics › Re: Why Are Poor Nigerians Not Getting The Benefit Of Tinubu’s Reforms? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24pm On Oct 12, 2025

Because the reforms are not designed to benefit the poor!

The poor are not benefiting anything, rather, they're suffering!

Families earning N250,000/month are no longer comfortable, to say less of those seeing minimum wage.

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Politics › Re: Kelvin Oniarah: The Notorious Kidnap Kingpin Pardoned By President Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:23pm On Oct 12, 2025

tammie24:
Tinubu doesn't know the prisoners. Get proper education, you say school Na scam

So.he doesn't know, no problem

You, if you no sabi something, you no dey ask?

I don't think pardons should be given without proper checks on crimes committed, potential of being harmful to society, background checks, etc.

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Celebrities › Re: Shawn Faqua Engaged To Sharon by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:34pm On Oct 11, 2025

Goodlady:
He who finds a wife found a good gift.
Fry garri, fry plantain, cook beans. It calls for celebration.
Celebrate grace.

A lot of people get married, naa.

They should keep their personal lives off public space, jare.

Celebrities › Re: Shawn Faqua Engaged To Sharon by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17am On Oct 11, 2025

So we should fry garri?

OP, e be like say you get 24/7 light for ya area.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Considers Dropping Wike As Lagos APC Elders Ask Him To Work With Fubara by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02am On Oct 11, 2025

saymax:
See why he lost to Atiku during primaries. He has nor become president he is gifting the whole Nigeria to his family and relatives. One wonders what will become of Nigeria had he won the presidential ticket. Hmmm

For Wike, winning the 2023 ticket was a shortcut to oblivion. He would have woefully lost the election, and wouldn't be FCT minister now, because......well, why would Tinubu pick him?

The man should be thanking Atiku for taking the ticket away from him

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Considers Dropping Wike As Lagos APC Elders Ask Him To Work With Fubara by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:00am On Oct 11, 2025

LagosOrigin:
Wike will definitely fight back

I trust him

Fight back?

Against whom?

TINUBU?

grin

He has forgotten that he was appointed by Tinubu, and Tinubu can drop him like a hot potato.

Mind you, if he gets dropped, the only thing he can do is seek elective office. For that, he needs people. Rivers people. He needs a political party. Which party? PDP?

Once he's dropped, he's a goner.

Politics › Re: Alake Triples Security After Death Threats Over Mining Reforms by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:46am On Oct 11, 2025

Fiscus105:
Oga, what stop you to give SSS to trace the phone that sent you, death threats? Or only using the opportunity to have long queue security, in other leave like lord of Manor.

No mind am. Audio threat.

Na mumu people go believe the lamba.

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Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Of The Robbery At Somtochukwu Maduagwu's Residence In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:06pm On Oct 10, 2025

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9hVTpwBNk

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPncUnwDCXu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

If not for Nairaland, the only way for people to watch your video is by mistake.

Please go and watch real YouTube videos and learn! Haba!

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Romance › Re: Lais Dognini Secretly Marries Father Jackson Dognini by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:57pm On Oct 09, 2025

allen113:
Nothing Jesu Christi no go see for him house

Abegi!

Jesus no talk say make everybody no marry, fa!

As these ones decide say den wan marry, no be taboo, naa!

Romance › Re: Lais Dognini Secretly Marries Father Jackson Dognini by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:55pm On Oct 09, 2025

Talkisneeded:
Two beautiful souls like this deciding not to multiply thier genes should be consider a crime sha…

Glad they did the needful sha

Honestly!

See as beauty jam handsomeness!

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