₦airaland Forum

I got nothing against your marks, being a Yoruba like you.

Beht, come, o!

All the other "jakpajantis" you hang for body nko? Still paint your lips shiny black?

You're overcompensating, Bae!

PLISS HAU MOSH DE FONE?

Is this bag 19 years old?

Choi! Talk about high mileage!

Ladies in their 40s look fresher than this.

Fani the reactor.

And he didn't study nuclear physics o.

Yet he will be reacting up and down.

How many of those books are copies of the Quran?

Can anyone hazard a guess?

doctokwus:
All you people shouting get your PVC,it won't get Buhari out.
The almajiris and northerners would still vote for him in their millions when they are just given 2k.
The SS,SE and SW votes cannot counter the zombie like voting these people would do.
The challenge of getting Buhari out is far more than you people can envisage.Already with all the security agencies being headed by fanatical,zealot Muslims,the task becomes more gargantuan.
People need to start taking seriously the issue of restructuring or even secession from this fulani government

So the almajjiri are more than the rest of Nigeria?

Why did he lose all elections before 2015?

He won in 2015 because other tribes and religions joined to vote for him.

I repeat, go get ur PVC. No story will be acceptable from people who didn't vote.

EgunMogaji:
Which sane country jails for legal hunting?

Is this legal?

Celebrity poacher.

In saner climes, they would jail his arse!

Please get you PVCs!

PLEEEEAAASE!

I got mine already, so go get yours!

See those pics?

The people who really worked on the project may not even appear.

Na all de ogas dem go rush come because Fash dey come.

bjhaid:
Me I served from home, and made sure I enjoyed the 19800 very well

Guy na N8500 be my own alawee then o.

Transport alone has finished the whole alawee.

You haven't said anything about food and other needs o.

I served when the economy was much better than this and even then, only the fact that I lived with relatives made it easy for me.

I don't just want to imagine what corps members are going through now.

When I finished service, I got a N30k job and was able to save half of it every month. It was easier to live on N15k than N8500 though.

ScorpioMoon:
This is silly mentality.it's annoying . Nigerians seem to be very good at negative excuses why any progressive idea will not work in Nigeria. There's also snakes ,rain and sun in the USA,Sweden,Canada. the farmers do not work under snow or moon. In fact, the deadliest snakes are no where near Nigeria .

You said "if our farms were as equipped " who will equip and lay out the farm for you ? this too is foolishness. if you are carpenter ,make your work place neat and do an outstanding job . If you're a farmer, get the necessarily equipment and follow the right order of things. package the goods nicely ,then the " cheeky snot-nosed women" you spoke about will see value in the product.

Yeah. Who will?

A young man wants to start out as a farmer. He needs land. Machinery. Expertise. All calls for serious capital. Where does he get it? Eh? A bank? A rich uncle?

Ever tried to get a loan in Nigeria? The system here's not anything like these contries you easily roll off your tongue.

Have you ever tried to farm? Well, I've tried and ended up selling my produce (fish) so low because I just couldn't keep feeding them and the buyers know this.

You think I'm silly? What information gave you that about me?

I repeat, farming is not attractive in Nigeria.

Ask Dbanj. When last did you see Koko Garri?

Please talk with authority if only if you have experience of a thing. If you are a successful farmer, tell me how you did it. Don't just come here and spew stuff you read in motivational books.

ScorpioMoon:
I have two friends who are farmers . they take pride in what they do and produce lots of food . that's why there's abundant food in USA,Canada, Australia,Sweden,Germany,Norway, and the other countries Nigerians like . All Nigerians want to be doctor or engineer. They look down on farming ,welding,carpentry and other important skill careers.

This is the better way.

My dear, if our farms were as well laid out and equipped as these, people will rush the farm work o.

Nobody wants to turn black in our tropical sun while being plagued by clouds of disease bearing, bloodsuckers and dangerous reptiles, only for some cheeky snot-nosed women to "price" their produce as if they stole the stuff rather than working hard for it.

Vision2045:
picture looks like 1956

Is that the kind of car they were using in '56?

Even this one was probably not yet out then:

Anytime I wan laff, I look for FFK.

Ailment and disease, which one good?

De idiot na comedian, I swear!

lilmonarch:
Ramsey is half yoruba from Ondo.

Really?

Valar Morghulis.

Falz is the only possible Yoruba demon there....

Wey Davido, Olamide and Wizkid?

Pubichairs:
no need reading the post, the headline was enough

Nothing of the headline was written in the post.

Nigerian reporting is wack!

LesbianBoy:
What is he feeling like? Nonsense

If this is nonsense to you, then all is as it should be.

And the rest of the world will be looking at us Africans like......

BUHARIISCURSED:
When he was poor or a nobody, did you investigate the source of his poverty , now he's a big boy you want to investigate him.

He's the son of a politician.

Sent to school abroad.

He never worked for a honest second in his spoiled life.

sarrki:
Where their pictures ?

Did you smoke something, son?

adeblow:
I think it is a barracuda

Yep. A barracuda. One of the most dangerous fish on the planet.



The guy should go and do Thanksgiving that the fish didn't smoke him.

One bite and he could have bled to death!

Gabaleve:
Nd d boyfriend think say he don get babe

Den na mega mumu in be!

Dis pic na to upgrade go boyfriend 2.0 naa.

See as applicants don full ground sef.

See de useless things we make den kill a whole human being!

Pessin mama, wife, sister........

Den kill an because of fan and television!

If den tell in pipu now say make Saka go learn carpenter or anoda calling wey resembu in name now, den go swear for de adviser.

E don follow.

E don belong.

E don reign.

E don fly high.

E don die.

Bye-bye.

Soulsymbol99:
.... And dangote iz building d largest refinary in Africa wen d world is going electric shit headed leaders/entrepreneurs equals 2 shithole country

Planes will never run in electricity.

Heavy cargo ships will never run on electricity to cross oceans.

Hope I'm not speaking too soon, though.

Besides, the so-called "world going electric" is still burning fossil fuels to generate the electricity.

Hian!

Designer!

See the fat and shapeless sumtin!

See as the poor girl lean!

Instead to dey find how de niece go fat resemble HR small she still dey waste de small blood wey dey de girl body!

Wiket soul!

Tomoyayi:
A 3som

Na joke o

And you wonder why her husband got suicidal!