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Car TalkRe: Nissan Creates Self-Parking Slippers,Tables & Cushions Based On ProPilot Tech by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39am On Jan 28, 2018
grin

xcel20001:
Control your jealousy grin grin grin
We have been flying slippers since tay-tay!
CareerRe: Prof. Ade Ojeniyi Bags Danish Highest Award by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31am On Jan 28, 2018
Hmmmmm..... Quite an achievement.

I never knew there was a vaccine against HPV.....

Interesting.
CelebritiesRe: Doro Mama (tiwa) Spotted Between Two Richest Musicians In The World by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:48am On Jan 28, 2018
.......So she took a picture.

.......And....... Then?
PoliticsRe: Okowa And Dalung Inspect Stephen Keshi Stadium, Asaba (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On Jan 27, 2018
Like play like play, Keshi die go.

Now politicians come dey take in name chop market!

Diaris God oooooo!

BTW, that Okowa guy must have had his fill of ugly soup as a child.
CrimeRe: Girl Accused Guy Of Rape After She Saw Him With Her Friend! by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2018
eezeribe:
If a girl tarnishes your image with rape accusation;tarnish her face with concentrated acid such as HCL,H2SO4 and HNO3....
Na waa for you o!

Just avoid dem hoes, dassall!
AgricultureRe: Fulani Hunters Having Fun In My Farm In 2015 - Aroms Aigbehi Shares Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Jan 27, 2018
dahunsy:
Another confusionist..... grin grin
Yeah, you would think so if you have never met the REAL Fulani herdsmen.

The real ones are humble, shy, actually peace-loving people.

I have been in their villages. I know how the kids are really glad to see us, run after our truck.....

A Fulani herdsman once killed a viper that was heading for my friend.....a Christian student praying on a rock in the bush. After killing the snake, he alerted my friend and even gave him the snake, which was gleefully eaten in the hostel. If the Fulani was a killer, my friend would've simply been found hacked to bits.

I went on a road trip with an Indian, once. He asked to stop so he could have a smoke (I don't smoke, so he didn't want to smoke in the car). A Fulani herdsman was passing by, he stopped by us, shared a smoke with the Indian and went on his merry way with his cattle.

These killers...... Hmmmm.... I wonder where they come from.
CrimeRe: Father Assaults His Daughter For Refusing To Have Sex With Him In Delta. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:22pm On Jan 26, 2018
ebujany:
Rape kwa? What is there for him to rape?

Bloggers and lies
Maybe.

But the big scar on her scalp speaks of possible years of abuse.
Car TalkRe: A Jeep Climbs Up Near Vertical Rock (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
PenisCaP:
Go and buy glasses.. if e no work check ur brain
As in, eeeehn!

Serious troubleshooting!

Because there is virus sumwhere in de sumtin.
Car TalkRe: A Jeep Climbs Up Near Vertical Rock (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:59pm On Jan 26, 2018
rattlesnake:
not vertical enough any car can do this on speed
shocked shocked shocked shocked

UDONMINIT!

CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy In Abuja While Withdrawing £30,000 (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Jan 25, 2018
ssikiru:
This is not the best way for survival

Nigerians
SMH
No, but a fast way to get rich. Then arrested. Then locked up.
PoliticsRe: Kidnap Gang In Niger State That Killed Over 19 Victims After Collecting Ransom by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:33pm On Jan 25, 2018
They killed 19 victims for whom N1million to N3million was paid for EACH ONE!

Total amount ranges anywhere between, say, N25million and N50million, yet see them looking like those guys who manually break granite for sale!

The wretches. Instead of just staying home in their wretched state, they came to kidnap and kill people after extorting huge sums of money from distraught loved ones...... and STILL REMAIN WRETCHED!

Devil has oven-baked poverty on these ones.

Wicked, wretched souls!
CelebritiesRe: Paul O Okoye To His Daughter On Her 21st Birthday: You Can Show Me Your Boyfrien by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:30pm On Jan 25, 2018
Posing proudly with a half-naked daughter.....

Hmmmmmm.....

I hope Dad isn't........ isn't...... lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle: "When Someone Says Vote Buhari In 2019" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2018
Ra88:
You mean you’ve been deaf since 2013?
Nope, I think the dude upgraded his music sense in 2013.
CelebritiesRe: Benedicta Elechi: I Caught My Ex-Husband, Paul Odekina Having Gay Sex (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:06am On Jan 24, 2018
See Freeze that is going about castigating pastors o!

See his own life!

He was being regularly beaten by his wife, got divorced, and is set to marry an arseboner's washed-up ex-wife!

Talk about pathetic.
Christianity EtcRe: Incubus And Succubus – Sex Demons Of The Night by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51am On Jan 24, 2018
kerry57:
My brother when as a man u have sex in the dream and ejaculate, it's ur virtues that is spiritually stolen from you by this spirit in question. If only u will be truthful to urself, how do u feel after having sex in the dream? When u week up, u feel something have left u, and give urself somedays u will begin to have some health issues. The thing is most of us are not observant about happenings in our lives. Start monitoring urself from today and see for urself. Most time u have sex in the dream, it usually when something good is about happening to u or u r expecting something good, after this sexual experience, u can't just explain how u will miss that expectation, that is what u ejaculated in the dream and it's gone unless u go into a special warfare prayer immediately u wake up to recover the lost.
Guy, there are wet dreams, and those are normal kids even wake up with a smile and wish it were real.

Incubus/succubus attacks are not.

Can you imagine a grown man being sodomized and he cannot do anything to fight it and wakes up remembering the whole horror?

Google "Popo Bawa", and see how men in a particular area are scared of sleeping indoors alone because something comes along and plugs their bungholes if they do.

This phenomenon is all over, and it's no joke. A particular American man videoed an attack on him, after he gassed himself to sleep. Yet people will say he's just a great actor.
Christianity EtcRe: Incubus And Succubus – Sex Demons Of The Night by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:10am On Jan 24, 2018
Something that is widely known all over the world and a few retards are coming here to spew nonsense and showcase their ignorance.
It's like some people lost here only after snorting or smoking something they shouldn't.
The names even have a dictionary meaning, and yet the jerks are here to say their bit of horse dung.
Go to Google, friends! Or even better, YouTube!
See things for yourselves!
PoliticsRe: "I Will End Herdsmen Killings" - President Buhari Vows by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:00am On Jan 23, 2018
Meanwhile, the killings continue.

Let the opposition do their homework, please!

Don't give us a dummy as an impossible option to this scarecrow!
RomanceRe: Malawian Police Officer Kissing A Young Girl In Viral Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:57am On Jan 23, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
There's still hope in our NPF undecided
If na NPF na de girl dead body we for dey look o!

"Girl shot for refusing love advances of SA...... "

lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: NSCDC Officer Killed In Sokoto Gun Battle (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:19pm On Jan 22, 2018
Gallant. And dead.

Well, like they say, rest in peace.
PhonesRe: Benin Republic Sacks Nigeria’s Globacom by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:28am On Jan 22, 2018
grin

oblaak:
I gave up on GLO the day they told me it would take me 1 million years plus 226 days and 12 hours to download a 375mb worth of film on my phone. Would the world not have ended by then?
Car TalkRe: This Is Ripsaw EV2,The World’s Fastest Luxury Super Civilian Tank by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18am On Jan 22, 2018
Arabs will gobble this up like it's gravy!

Including their terrorist warlords...... lipsrsealed
Car TalkRe: Driver Charged Over Driving Car With a Set of Pliers!! by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:29am On Jan 22, 2018
Na waa o.

When I thought I'd seen everything!

Na by force to drive?
CelebritiesRe: Ogbonna Kanu Slammed After Amara Kanu Called Him Oloshi Oloriburuku, Borrow Pose by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:22am On Jan 22, 2018
I stay in my brothers' homes when I travel.

I eat what they eat. I pay my way through anything I need to do. I never ask them for anything.

If my sister-in-law borrows money from me (and she does) I never ask her for it back and will refuse to take it if she tries to return it.

I treat their kids better than I do my own (yeah, I leave discipline to the parents).

Never intrude between a man and his wife, except maybe in a life and death situation.

Even if they are super rich, don't go to them for "dash" money. At best, come up with a great business plan and ask them to partner with you.

This kinda lesson is worth learning as it will forestall a world of pain later in life.
RomanceRe: Man Who Proposed To His Girlfriend At SARS Headquarters Finally Weds. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:07am On Jan 22, 2018
She has said her vows.

Now her husband's lot in life is hers, too.

All the roger money, she get share.

All the insults and curses of her husband's victims, she go share am too.

She has made her choice.

Now let her live with the results.

Bye-bye.
Car TalkRe: CEO Of Daimler Name His Four Automotive Icons,Do You Agree With His Picks? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:17am On Jan 21, 2018
ken2baba:
then you don't understand what he meant.

"Timesless appeal"
Defender should make that list, bruv.
CrimeRe: Apostle Joetino Peters Odidi Attacked In Edo On Orders Of OKUMABGE (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:52am On Jan 21, 2018
yak:
most JP is JUSTICE OF PEACE. which ever it is, he's not living his title
A Justice of the Peace.

Even worse.
CultureRe: Photos Of Emir Sanusi's Library In His Palace by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:07pm On Jan 20, 2018
kenzysmith:
This hypocritecritize goodluck tirelessly buh keep mute on buhari i am here to scratch my prick
Try concentrated Tetmosol solution followed by a liberal dousing of Damatol.

It will feel like it's on fire for a while, but it won't itch again for eternity.
CultureRe: Photos Of Emir Sanusi's Library In His Palace by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:04pm On Jan 20, 2018
Boko Haram, see una next target, o!

Book na Haram!
CrimeRe: Apostle Joetino Peters Odidi Attacked In Edo On Orders Of OKUMABGE (Graphic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:00pm On Jan 20, 2018
A JP (Jerusalem Pilgrim).

A Christian, at least by name.

Sent thugs to attack an apostle in a Church!

Issokay!

Beht, de tori get as e be sha.
CelebritiesRe: Simi's Mother, Jedidiah Ogunleye's Wedding Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Jan 20, 2018
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psychologist:
#freeNwaAmaikpe
Like, seriously?

I don't ever want to see that guy's asinine, insensitive posts again!

Ever!
CelebritiesRe: Simi's Mother, Jedidiah Ogunleye's Wedding Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Jan 20, 2018
OK o.
Car TalkRe: See Kenya's First SUV Designed For Rural Africa by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:33pm On Jan 20, 2018
ambyzown:
Engine size does not determine the ruggedness of an automobile. If it did, the Bugattis and Ferraris would be the most rugged vehicles
And an off-roader is rugged with that puny engine?

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