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FamilyRe: "Stabbed Me In My Ribs & Fingers Before Swallowing Poison" - Woman Shares by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51am On Feb 14, 2018
cry

She loved him sooooo much!

She loved him and he threw it all away.
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Attack: OPC Begins Action Against Fulanis In Yorubaland by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:34pm On Feb 13, 2018
Built2last:
its coming late but better than never

they have infiltrated Ondo and Oyo
Infiltrated?

Are you saying that Fulanis cannot be differentiated from Yorubas by sight?
CrimeRe: Zimbabwe Man Arrested For Raping Donkey That Fainted, Shows Police How He Did It by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:26pm On Feb 13, 2018
obiZEAL:
This one has mental problem...




But let me tell you something, in this shithole called Nigeria, laws are for the weak!
OSHOGBO!!
EducationRe: ‘shameless’ Slay Queen Shows Off How She Defeated Her Lecturers During Exams by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:35am On Feb 13, 2018
Writing on laps?

That's limited, man!

Back in the days we wrote on our brains.

The brain can contain more than 10,000 laps.
FamilyRe: “domestic Violence Can’t Be Cured” – Woman As She Walks Out Of Her Marriage by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:47am On Feb 13, 2018
Domestic violence usually stems from getting married to a sociopath.

If the mental disorder is not cured, the symptoms (battery) will not go away.

It's just like diarrhea and stooling.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: "IPOB More Dangerous Than The Fulani Herdsmen" by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:43am On Feb 13, 2018
Solorrman:
its u that seems to b wrong abt the Fulani. The Nigerian security in several occasion has apprehended a militant member with the name Ansaru trying to plot a major strike and u are accusing somebody else while the situation is abt to b too late for u
OK, I'll take your word for it.

However, for some reason, this your info seems to not be in the public domain.

Meanwhile, if the Ansaru person is not an IPOB member, you just posted a self-contradiction.
RomanceRe: Meet Lauren, 29-Year-Old Pregnant Virgin From Canada by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:12pm On Feb 12, 2018
She's a virgin.

She's sterile because her pituitary gland cannot function properly, so hormones are not naturally governed but have to be administered.

She wants to have a baby but can't be fertilized the normal way (S3x).

She had to get an egg donor and IVF procedure done.

Nothing spectacular there.

Her choice not to sleep with guys is the only thing...... It won't give her what she wants (a child).......so...... Why not go for what will give her what she wants?
CelebritiesRe: D’banj To Daddy Freeze: "I Pay My Tithes” - Singer Tells OAP At Omotola At 40 by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:30pm On Feb 12, 2018
Shakushaku1:
Dbanj could actually be the contrast between of the kinda image he's been representing..

Olamide once said in an interview that he's always seeing dbanj read his Bible in devotion every morning.. Imagine, Koko master
From stories that made the rounds back then, it was said that Dbanj na complete Born Again before e turn Koko Master to make some bucks.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: "IPOB More Dangerous Than The Fulani Herdsmen" by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2018
She's on crack!

I'm Yoruba. I have Igbo and Hausa/Fulani friends, but I must say she's dead wrong on this one.

IPOB want to govern themselves.

Herdsmen want to kill other peoples and take their land.

Fulani elite want to rule Nigeria perpetually.

I prescribe a 60 day jail term in a police cell for males.

If she's properly kondorised her brain will reset.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 2 NSCDC Officials In Benue State (Graphic Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:46pm On Feb 12, 2018
Donpresh95:
Does it mean soldiers where deployed only on newspapers, Why haven't I started seeing the dead bodies of these bastards (Herdsmen). Or does it mean the soldiers lost their way. I Don't understand
They are there to disarm the people trying to protect themselves.
PoliticsRe: Governor Rauf Aregbesola's Road Network In Osun (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:41pm On Feb 12, 2018
vicardino:
I dare you to name where he built those 40. You said he built more than 40 but just tell me or quote it out where those schools are. If truly you live in Osun, you should know better than this.
I hope you know he built both primary and secondary schools?
PoliticsRe: Governor Rauf Aregbesola's Road Network In Osun (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:54am On Feb 12, 2018
vicardino:
Ehnnnn? What school projects? The ones he built via PPP or the opon imon??
The schools are real, we can see them and touch them.

They are not imaginary.

That's good enough for me.

If only that psycho Yahaya Bello can build even 5 of those schools (Aregbe built more than 40!) in Kogi State.........

I'm from Kogi and I live in Osun.
PoliticsRe: Governor Rauf Aregbesola's Road Network In Osun (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:51am On Feb 12, 2018
sinola:
nawaooo,osun state is a bush areaoooo
Those roads are meant to open up inaccessible areas and make them attractive for development.

A sensible move if you ask me.

All that is needed is a good IPP complete with distribution to industries and let's see if Osun will not bloom!
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze And TasteBudz At Omotola's 40th Birthday Party by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:46am On Feb 12, 2018
gidob:
He has never claimed to be a pastor or a saint...all he does is to expose wolves in sheep clothing.
Yeah.... As a true, unabashed wolf, he's qualified for the job.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze And TasteBudz At Omotola's 40th Birthday Party by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:45am On Feb 12, 2018
desreek9:
A fornicator that wants to remove the log of wood in pastors eye, he hasnt remove his own, he should marry her first then we would know he is talking not blabbing.

The woman has been his fiance for how many years now and he has not married her, please is he not deceiving her? later he"ll say pastors are deceiving people, rubbish. MAKE SURE YOUR HOUSE IS CLEAN BEFORE CASTIGATING OTHERS.
No mind de he-goat.

He is spewing trash from his cesspool of a mouth about pastors yet his life is far from being exemplary.

Only immoral people like him will cheer his senseless tirades.
LiteratureRe: English Grammar Lesson by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:54am On Feb 12, 2018
The OP was not right. In fact, it write his own opinion.

I dont cares, English is no my fada's language.

I beg, who have pin-mouth charger to borrow I?
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PoliticsRe: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:45am On Feb 12, 2018
Absuchat:
Why always Igbos?

A tribe worthy of envy (especially from guys from the dirt republic of Yoruba)
It's obvious you're not Igbo.

Otherwise, you wouldn't claim "Akanimo Udofia" is an Igbo man.
HealthRe: What Coca-cola Does To Your Penis Will Shock You by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:33pm On Feb 11, 2018
Rayhandrinni:
Well it's true....I consumed a lot back then till i lost erection after she positioned it for me


Well...I been drinking responsibly ever since
grin

Drink responsibly!

For Coke again?!?!
PoliticsRe: Senator John Shagaya Dies In Accident (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46pm On Feb 11, 2018
stagger:
JeeZ: So you don't know the Langtang Mafia?

Generals Dogonyaro, Shagaya, Timbut Useni and co? He was known as the one with the Zebra forehead in the media because of his furrowed forehead.
He's young. Not his fault.
PoliticsRe: Senator John Shagaya Dies In Accident (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:43pm On Feb 11, 2018
One of the perpetually recycling ex-military goons.

Was this dude not a military governor once? Then a minister? Now a senator? Na only dem?

Arrrr-Eye-Pee, sha.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Rented & Dismantled Tesla Model X Ahead Of Its Own Electric SUV Launch by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37am On Feb 11, 2018
THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL LAWSUITS IS BREWING ON THE HORIZON.

Daimler-Benz.....

PoliticsRe: Wike & Abdulsalami Abubakar At The Inauguration Of Pamo University (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
LordAdam16:
It's English that you can understand.

And if you can understand my post as well as the other person you quoted, you'd understand we all know it is stolen funds. And everyone who steals funds launder it. The difference however is that he chose to invest his laundered funds in Nigeria and his home state by building a university that'd give him returns while also employing people and providing sound education.

That's the only silver lining to his crime.

Can you understand that?

-Lord
You know what?

We agree on the most important thing.

For that, I'm willing to put aside any squabbling about semantics.

BTW, I did understand.
PoliticsRe: Wike & Abdulsalami Abubakar At The Inauguration Of Pamo University (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19pm On Feb 10, 2018
LordAdam16:
Oga check the meaning of investment.

People who invest expect to make returns. He invested the stolen money and would make returns (fees). It's still investment.

And by the way, laundered money can still be used as investment. Steal money, move it abroad to a shell company (money laundering), then use that shell company to buy properties or shares or establish a business (investment).

-Lord
After all that English, it's still laundering if stolen funds.
PoliticsRe: Abdulsalami Abubakar Installed As The Chancellor Of PAMO University Rivers State by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:49pm On Feb 10, 2018
Who else, if not the main man who set Naija up for the thieves to rule us?

After reputedly cleaning up himself?
PoliticsRe: Wike & Abdulsalami Abubakar At The Inauguration Of Pamo University (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:22pm On Feb 10, 2018
modelmike7:
Atleast the stolen money was used to invest in the country and not abroad......
Invest kwa?

The fees students will pay will far outweigh the stolen money put in!

Bia, Nwannem, lemme tell you......

This ain't investment.

This is money laundering.
PoliticsRe: Wike & Abdulsalami Abubakar At The Inauguration Of Pamo University (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:16pm On Feb 10, 2018
Oh, goodness!

Odili and his set (Ibori, Obong Attah & Co) were the worst SS Governors ever!

Not that the current crop are much better, but..... He built a whole UNIVERSITY!
SportsRe: PHOTOS: Jay Jay Okocha At Lagos Marathon by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01am On Feb 10, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
Jay jay okocha is the most useless and clueless ex international from nigeria.... what has he to offer? kanu is busy managing his hotels and he is here attending marathon? is he into athletics? useless man with an ugly wife, he even converted to islam while in turkey, another reason why his stupidity is so stupid
Who told you Okocha isn't a businessman?

How do you know he is useless? He must be of great help to a lot of people other than you.

Comparing to Kanu, neither Okocha nor Kanu have helped me personally, but I won't say they have nothing to offer.

If I had to stay in Kanu's hotel, I'm sure I will pay, so it's not him offering me hospitality but me paying for it.
RomanceRe: "Run Away From Any Successful Lady That Is Above 30 & Single" - Physiotherapist by Jeezuzpick(m):
Some of these ladies were victims of heartbreak.

Some had very long relationships that ended up being broken.

I've met a doctor with a fiancee living in the UK. He hadn't returned to tie the knot, and she was waiting.

Don't generalize.
CrimeRe: Lady Brutally Attacked by Robbers in Traffic Caused by Police Collecting Bribe by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:27am On Feb 10, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
More cheaper pepper spray
grin
CrimeRe: Lady Brutally Attacked by Robbers in Traffic Caused by Police Collecting Bribe by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:26am On Feb 10, 2018
scaramenga:
Pepper spray N2500
Taser gun N5000

Stay safe ladiez
Real gun (price varies, but the bad guys have 'em).
Christianity EtcRe: OPC Members Fortify Themselves And Their Weapons Spiritually In Lagos. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56pm On Feb 09, 2018
Mrchippychappy:
Talk about taking a cutlass to a gun fight.
These ones na Jedi masters o.
Christianity EtcRe: OPC Members Fortify Themselves And Their Weapons Spiritually In Lagos. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:54pm On Feb 09, 2018
No juju in law.

They have committed no crime as at now.

It is when Fulani herdsmen start getting bumped off in SW Nigeria that soldiers will come and do "shark smile"

Àwon Ìyá right now........

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