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Technology MarketRe: Newly Constructed Highway In China. by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:39pm On Dec 27, 2017
In a country where corruption is punished by death.

There's got to be progress like this na .

In Nigeria where corruption is celebrated.......well......

We get what we deserve.
CrimeRe: Scammer Pabloayodeji Tweets, Promises To Return Money He Stole by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39am On Dec 27, 2017
SOPIGO:
Wat is internet fraud? Yahoo yahoo.....Sebi police are arresting such like ones but u Nigerians are shouting one top of your voice that #ENDSARS.
Den neva slap you because you carry iPhone and laptop before.
CrimeRe: Scammer Pabloayodeji Tweets, Promises To Return Money He Stole by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36am On Dec 27, 2017
kingxsamz:
na E-diots like this, sars suppose dey arrest.

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Nope.

SARS men just visit them for regular "roger", smile and leave them to do more scams to raise money for the next "visit".

No sense in killing the goose that lays the golden eggs y'know.
PoliticsRe: GMD Nnpc Led Task Force To Ambush Black Market Spot In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2017
They are profiteering from trouble.

They are not the source of the trouble.

Mr. Baru, first kill the spider and worry not about cobwebs.
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah And His Customized Range Rover Pictured by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:41pm On Dec 26, 2017
Not customised.
CelebritiesRe: Shizzi, Davido's Producer Calls For Collaboration With Wizkid by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:39pm On Dec 26, 2017
Name wash.

Stunt from the beginning.
PropertiesRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Flat Roof Design In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:36pm On Dec 26, 2017
arcahmad:
Flat roof is more economical than pitch roof. The amount of money spent on flat roof can be 20% compared to pitch roof. But the choice of roof covering sheet matters to prevent early rusting.
Hmmmmm..... Nice design. But heavy rainfall will be a huge challenge o. I would introduce a very slight slope and introduce high discharge pipes to remove water fast.

The slope is to ensure even a little water does not stay on.
PropertiesRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Flat Roof Design In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m):
bugativeron:
Thanks, pls show sample of single slope roof for me to see. Regards
Something like this:
PropertiesRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Flat Roof Design In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:27am On Dec 26, 2017
scholes0:
Feasible in the far north with low rainfall, but a disaster in the southern and central parts of Nigeria that get Heavy rainfall and must use some type of Gable roofing.

Besides why would anyone want to roof a proper house with Flat roofing?
Na warehouse you dey build abi residential building?
If you want to build , make sure you invest your best into your personal space and build properly, pricing not withstanding.
Perhaps he means single-sloped roofs.

Flat (horizontal) roofs will only work in the driest deserts. Not even in northern Nigeria.

The trusses in a single-sloped roof are simple triangles and the king post (upright part of the triangle) can be as low as 1m to1.5m. Very economical on wood.

The roofing sheets will not be cut since the roof plan is just a rectangle, so no waste of roofing materials.

You will need to shade windows from sunlight though.

Placing hoods above windows or having trees (eg those tall slim trees) in the compound can provide shade.
FoodRe: Hilarious Photos Of Cakes That Probably Taste Better Than They Look by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
Nna meeeeehhhnnnn!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

See cake!!
RomanceRe: At 22 I've Never Had A Girlfriend. Is This A Problem? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55pm On Dec 25, 2017
No you don't have a problem.

I didn't have girlfriends or even have sex till I got married. I can assure you, it's really helping me as a husband and father cause I don't hangout, drink or chase skirts. When I'm not working, I'm with my wife and kids.

If you have something you do that takes your time and energy (in my case, it was music, I'm a multi-instrumentist) that can explain it.
CrimeRe: Civil Engineer Shot Dead By Policeman On His Way To His Hometown In Kogi(pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:25pm On Dec 25, 2017
FBIL:
Your advice smacks off a man defeated, enveloped in fear and pushed beyond the wall. Nigeria has gotten to this level bc no one want to die for any ideology. How is bad trend resisted in Venezuela, USA, UK, India etc? Nnamdi Kanu (although made some mistakes) tried to embolden our youths to stop being cowards but the same Nigerian youths supported the military to chase him underground. Today, you celebrate Buhari that gags the press and judiciary. You also keep mum when that buhari doesn't condemn his Fulani brothers who kill all over the country. Are you advising that we should be praying to never come across the police in our daily lives---that's not collegiate!
Very intellectual, your post.

I'm not celebrating Bubu with my post, though. That's not found anywhere therein.

All I'm saying is tread softly around an armed cop.

If you can't understand that but choose instead to write a nice dissertation, then good luck with the cops.

Just don't speak too much English to them, to avoid stories that touch.
CrimeRe: Civil Engineer Shot Dead By Policeman On His Way To His Hometown In Kogi(pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:57pm On Dec 25, 2017
So he got killed.

By a policeman.

It's nothing new, but please, people, be very careful with policemen o!

Even the friendly ones have screws loose in their brains.

Ever since a cop smiled and waved us through a checkpoint and I later heard he shot a man dead less than an hour later, I realized its better to pray silently when at a checkpoint.

A SARS man stopped us once in Ogun and said, "u chop alone". I quickly doled out cash because no amount is worth my life to my wife and kids, not to talk of my aged parents in the village.

Make una do jeje with police o!

Leave Human Rights for human beings turn animal if na wetin u go take survive be dat.

Because if den accidentally discharge you, na for Nairaland den go post ur picture put.

May God keep us.
CelebritiesRe: Hilda Dokubo And Shan George Celebrate Christmas In The Creeks of Niger Delta by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:38pm On Dec 25, 2017
grin

With that name, no kidnapper dare near Hilda.

She fit carry Shan dash dem sha o.

Original Nollywood ladies.
CrimeRe: Housewife Battered, Thrown Inside Well By Man Who Refused To Pay 3k After Sex by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:37am On Dec 25, 2017
Misslagbaja:
Everyone is blaming the woman. No one us talking about the beast that slept with her for freed even after they agreed on a price. He then beat her and threw her inside a well to die.

Some people think its easy to decide to be a prostitute. A married woman for that matter. This means are husband is irresponsible and she has to take care if her children who r probably demanding for Xmas chicken and Xmas cloths.

I'm not saying her turning to prostitution is good, but nobody should judge her. Instead, judge the penniless beast that wanted to have sex with a prostitute for free and even went ahead to dump her in a well.

Its easy to insult women.
It's easy to not think about the man because we have not heard his own side of the story.

Has he even been arrested?
CrimeRe: Housewife Battered, Thrown Inside Well By Man Who Refused To Pay 3k After Sex by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:35am On Dec 25, 2017
deebrain:
Later one woman will come and sing "men are this, men are that"....

Like seriously, most women have lost dignity.

So its so easy to even get a woman sleep with you these days?!
Most women?

Hmmmmm......

I'm sure your Mom and sisters are not among them.

Mine, too!

wink
Christianity EtcRe: How Pastors Lead Their Children To Hell by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:51am On Dec 25, 2017
You lead from the front, headed in the same direction as your followers. So, pastors leading their kids to hell have to be hell-bound too. This is not necessarily the case.

However, pastors do push their kids away as they seem to have other "spiritual shidrens" who are vibrant in church.

Pastors need to understand that their parishioners are not their "children" in any way they may see it. Seriously, we are all brothers and sisters, all children of God. This way, fathers will face their children squarely.

The Bible says we should not provoke our kids to anger. Service to God is not by compulsion. If you are a pastor, don't order your kids to church. Get them genuinely interested and born again. Forcing an unwilling child will only make him/her hate you.

This topic might be a misnomer. The story is well taken, though.

Merry Christmas, All!
CrimeRe: "My Refusal To Have Sex Landed Me In Kirikiri"; Lady Arrested By Police. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34pm On Dec 24, 2017
hardbody:
I don't speculate. No i don't. I deal with hard facts. In any case, i did not read about the federal prisons detention, but certainly if a charge was preferred against this person, there is no how the person will languish in awaiting trial. If there is no application for habeas corpus and the matter goes on a few more times, the trial judge will normally discharge for lack of diligent prosecution. In any case, i fail to ascribe the breach on the judiciary in the extant matter
Kirikiri Maximum Security Prison is Nigeria's number one federal prison.

I still don't know how a couple of policemen can knock on Kirikiri's gate and push in a teenage girl without a court ruling.

Even in Nigeria.

Unless some warders are in kahoots with the cops and somehow just took in the girl and locked her up, just like that.
CrimeRe: "My Refusal To Have Sex Landed Me In Kirikiri"; Lady Arrested By Police. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:24pm On Dec 24, 2017
hardbody:
I don't speculate. No i don't. I deal with hard facts. In any case, i did not read about the federal prisons detention, but certainly if a charge was preferred against this person, there is no how the person will languish in awaiting trial. If there is no application for habeas corpus and the matter goes on a few more times, the trial judge will normally discharge for lack of diligent prosecution. In any case, i fail to ascribe the breach on the judiciary in the extant matter
You have never heard of the Nigerian judicial system, abi?
This system of ours, in which people spend more years in prison awaiting trial than the maximum sentence for their offence?
These guys receiving executive pardon by state governors are mostly such people. In Nigeria, they tell them, "guy, you've been pardoned, go and thank your God". In saner climes, if found innocent, they are awarded and paid millions of dollars as reparations for wrongful incarceration.
Take it from me. Nigeria's judicial system is wack!
CrimeRe: "My Refusal To Have Sex Landed Me In Kirikiri"; Lady Arrested By Police. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51pm On Dec 24, 2017
hardbody:
How else do you define stupidity? Is the police that detained the lady part of judiciary?, are you so dumb that you are not aware that awaiting trial means such a person has not been been charged with any specific crime and arraigned. If you are not arraigned, how does it become a matter for the judiciary? How can one person accumulate this volume of stupendous stupidity?
She was never arraigned, yet she ended up in a federal prison.

In your twisted little world, police can take a suspect to the prison gates, and the prisons officials will take him/her in to be locked up without arraignment or a ruling by a Judge.

If, at your level of education, you do not know that a suspect is held in a POLICE CELL until arraignment after which he/she is remanded in prison for the rest of the trial process, then you, my learned friend, hold the record for stupidity.
CrimeRe: "My Refusal To Have Sex Landed Me In Kirikiri"; Lady Arrested By Police. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:12pm On Dec 24, 2017
hardbody:
Where is the judiciary indicted in this matter now, or you just type the stereotype conversations you hear adults make. Oponu
My friend,

Is it normal to be "awaiting trial" for six years?

Is this not an indictment against the judicial system?

You just insulted someone who has a better understanding of the issue than you do.
HealthRe: Inside Phamatex Lagos As The Sun Management Visits Pharmaceutical Giant by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01am On Dec 23, 2017
jamesibor:
At least Lonart and Artesunat have been saving your sorry ass from malaria nearly 2 decades now.
I don't suffer from malaria.
HealthRe: Inside Phamatex Lagos As The Sun Management Visits Pharmaceutical Giant by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:39am On Dec 23, 2017
jamesibor:
Ndigbo control the Pharmaceutical industry in Nigeria.
That's why they used bullet to do parting in Dora's gele some years back.
FamilyRe: Pretty Bride Cries As She Kneels Before Her Mother In Adorable Wedding Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:38am On Dec 22, 2017
You look good.

Carry your brain with you to your husband's house o.

No go stab am like your colleagues o.
Foreign AffairsRe: UN Jerusalem resolution: How each country voted by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:10am On Dec 22, 2017
Wonderful.

Stage set.

Trump's foreign policy might not involve attack and occupation like typical US policy.

All he needs to do is refuse to help. This withdrawal of obligations will not only harm America's opponents, it will make the country stronger.
BusinessRe: Tomato Factory: Dangote, Kubau Communities To Resolve Land Dispute by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:58am On Dec 20, 2017
Hmmmmm...... It's scary, this Dangote thingy.

At the rate he's going, he'll own everything on behalf of the coven of vampires he's representing.

Then they'll proceed to suck the life out of hapless Nigerians.

CrimeRe: Goat Dies After Taking A Poisoned Pap Meant For Our Family - Man Says by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:54pm On Dec 18, 2017
I was almost orphaned the same way years back.

A cousin brought yam flour from the village. It was meant for him to consume in school. He didn't eat it, so he left it for my family when he left on holidays.

A couple of goats we had ate a bit of it and died. Both of them.

I still shudder anytime I give the incident some deep thought.

I was away in school when it happened, but all my folks were home.

I would have been alone in the world had they eaten that stuff.
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi Drives Vintage Car To Dubar; Same As His Grand-father's In 1956 by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:51pm On Dec 16, 2017
Issokay.
CultureRe: Body Of Igwe Henry Ekwueme, Eze Ndi Igbo In China, Lands In Lagos Airport by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:54am On Dec 15, 2017
BankeSmalls:
This guy can buy you and your whole village, your Ooni inclusive grin
Always money!

Let him get up and sign the cheque to buy the village naa.
CultureRe: Body Of Igwe Henry Ekwueme, Eze Ndi Igbo In China, Lands In Lagos Airport by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:47am On Dec 15, 2017
A young man...... Forty-four years old!

Lived fast, lived rich and died young.

In my language, we have what we call "Baba Olowo" (rich old man). There are lots of them in Yorubaland.

Many of them have the benefit of time to contemplate their lives and dedicate their latter years to doing good. They build mosques, churches, help people. Their tenants don't know what expensive housing means because they are contented and rarely hike the rent on their houses and shops.

No matter the money you may have, it's not worth dying young. Don't involve yourself in money rituals. Watch your health. Live to be a Baba Olowo, not envied, but loved and revered by all.

This message is to all that would be rich any which way.
CrimeRe: Traders Attack FCDA Official In Abuja Court, Break His Head (Graphic Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45pm On Dec 14, 2017
Blackfyre:
Pesin wey dem break him head still fit stand?....undecided

All he got was a cut on the head abeg!
So angry traders can't even lynch a corrupt official in peace again?

Naija na waa o!
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola: I Will Choose Man That Has Money Over Man That Is Good In Bed by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:49pm On Dec 14, 2017
I may not have money right now.

If I can make her squeal and jerk, well......

Lemme go and make money.

Tí mo bá lówó ti kò lè werk,

Wahala dey be dat o.

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