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CrimeRe: Nnayereugo Benjamin Best "Killaboi" Extradited To Nigeria, to face charges by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:26am On Apr 19, 2025
dederocs:
He is no kilaboi, just a foolish boy, that should be executed if Nigeria was a serious country like America.
https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/executions/upcoming-executions

Nigeria is a joke, the politicians only care about personal ego gratification and looting, they use the rest of the time in office playing politics and positioning their party to win next election.

Nigerians are in soup, this money politics system will destroy Nigeria if not changed.
Bello Turji killed 12 people to celebrate Salah a few weeks back.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Now A 'born Again Christian', Gov Hope Uzodinma Accepts Christ (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Apr 18, 2025
God1000:
I'm Now a 'Born Again Christian', Gov Hope Uzodinma Accepts Christ

#IgbereTV

https://www.facebook.com/100077669374577/posts/pfbid02btmnJU373c8d4QUAmtLZEmkaeTS6zD6SGTJ8Db5JJ7ZyBinbTKSJmoYnDgpNQU2nl/?app=fbl
Oya naa......let's see the fruit, beginning with return of stolen funds.
HealthRe: Sex Addiction: I Am Tired Of Infection by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:58pm On Apr 18, 2025
ChildOfDoom:
I started womanizing to help me overcome my addiction of Betting.

It has helped to an extent as I spend majority of my time in a brothel, Eating, drinking, relaxing and fvcking (my mind leaves betting).

The issue now is that, since I started three years back, I have been treating one infection to another. Currently having skin reaction that brings out small inflammation and rashes on my body like my favourite olosho.

I can't help it. I have tried switching to drinking to take over womanizing, but it won't work.

Except I go back to betting (which is worse). In the past, I would sit all day in a bet9ja shop wasting away - gambling with my money, people's money and my belongings. Then I lose focus and don't work

But with womanizing, at least I get some pleasure, and get to use my money little by little. The rate at which it finishes is not as fast as betting.

The thought of having to choose between different bannies to lash at night keeps me motivated during the day to work harder for cash. Just the infection part as condom do burst at times while there are some I only do raw.

I know my lifespan is short, I just want to enjoy it with a sane mind and not fleeing from betting woes. My body is wired to do one addiction to stay placated/elated.

Having a girlfriend is scary. What if I invest a lot on just one girl and she cheats on me
You need Jesus.

When one is broken, he/she needs to go back to the Maker to be remade.

Trust me, this is what you need. I'm not trolling.

May the Lord direct your path to a meeting point with Him, in Jesus name.

Amen.
PoliticsRe: Video Of A Police Officer Crying, Begging Nigerians For Help by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:11pm On Apr 18, 2025
illicit:
Lol
Okay o.....keep laughing.

Police with gun dey cry, you dey laff.....it's well.

Maybe you're not in Nigeria.
CareerRe: "16 Years In Banking And Still Nothing To Show For It" — Banker Laments (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Apr 18, 2025
Baronthecelebri:
He did not plan his life well
Really, o....

Also, what's his marriage like, if he's married?

Good financial synergy between husband and wife makes for the homes financial progress.

I've not had the kinda salary a banker earns, and I've been unemployed a total of over 2 years in my career, yet we have built a house, used cars, put kids in good schools.

The only thing I want to do now that I've been unable to is take my babe out of the country on holiday.

She deserves it, so we'll do that.
CrimeRe: Gospel Singer Arrested After He Faked His Own Kidnap, Raked In Millions (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:11am On Apr 18, 2025
Righteousness2:
Beware!!
The spirit of these Endtimes is Fericiously Fericious.
The Endtimes Fever is blowing REAL HARD.


And Because Inquity shall abound, the Love of Many will Wax cold.

Bro, forget, o!

Even the "gospel music" wey in dey do na runs! All na to make money.

Na as de gospel runs no quick yield na in de guyman enta fake kidnap tins so.
TravelRe: American Citizen, Akinyela Sawa Taylor Hijacks Plane In Belize, 3 Injured by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:07am On Apr 18, 2025
inoki247:
Lol the continent they call Shitholee av surpassed all this from crashing anyhow to hijacking....


That shows as poor as they say African is we av gone past all this...
Abi we neva reach?
grin

De leave wey we dey now, den don pas am taaay-taaay!
TravelRe: Panic As U.S. Cancels Visas For Nigerian, Other International Students by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:58pm On Apr 17, 2025
RaptorX:
Ordinary parking tickets na cancel, speeding tickets cancel, fighting with your boyfriend or girlfriend and olokpa was called na cancel, drinking while driving na cancel, protesting for Palestinians cancel.
I hope Oga Drumpf no go come still pursue us from Naija o
RomanceRe: From Rides To Romance: How Ekiti Driver Stylishly Woo A FUOYE Student by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:12am On Apr 17, 2025
Oracleee:
Dude is good with words.
Guys just keep deceiving themselves.

The girl said yes because she was already interested or she felt she could benefit something from the guy.

A girl who is not going to say yes will not say yes.

Not ever.

And if she says yes later, it's because her friends have advised her to chop your money.

If love is not real, it's not real. This "good with words" or "spoil her with gifts" stuff is what causes paternity fraud.

Las-las, de babe go find who she like for real, dey dash am de kpekus wey you dey carry money buy.
TravelRe: Panic As U.S. Cancels Visas For Nigerian, Other International Students by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:18am On Apr 17, 2025
Didn't they pay visa application fees?

Aren't they paying tuition?
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Of Boko Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos — CJTF by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16am On Apr 17, 2025
nwakibie3:
Enroll them into the army sharp sharp
I won't be surprised if most of them are already in the Army.
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Of Boko Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos — CJTF by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16am On Apr 17, 2025
adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Hundreds-of-Boko-Haram-suspects-arrested-in-Lagos-CJTF
Doesn't matter.

FG will call them "repentant" and prevent justice from being done.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Only 200 Youths Registered For Army Recruitment In The South East by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Apr 17, 2025
Come to think of it......why would they join the Army when they already have stuff to do?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Only 200 Youths Registered For Army Recruitment In The South East by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:03am On Apr 17, 2025
IPIGSRSHALLOW:
They will come to cry marginalization years later.
They are more interested in drug business right now. Small work with quick large money.
Many years from now, they will cry that too many Fulanis in the Army.
So Army recruitment determines provision of infrastructure and inclusion in governance?

Can we look at professors, medical doctors, lawyers, engineers businessmen, and other important professions and compare by ethnicity?

That will tell another story, you know.

There's a reason almost all soldiers speak Hausa. It's not just because most youths from the core north run into the armed forces or become terrorists, it's also because a lot of them communicate almost exclusively in that language.
PoliticsRe: IGP Summons Mopol Team Caught On Camera Collecting Cash From Chinese Nationals by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46am On Apr 16, 2025
SIXTEENTH:
Same scenario occurred just yesterday morning at Benin, a Mopol flugged an elderly worker at the Chinese company while the China man watched in awe
Just imagine!

It's almost as if it's a crime to be Nigerian!
PoliticsRe: IGP Summons Mopol Team Caught On Camera Collecting Cash From Chinese Nationals by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:19am On Apr 16, 2025
phemmie06:
They're summoned because they extort Chinese nationale, how many have been arrested for extorting the citizens?
Extort?

Were you not here when a Chinese civilian ORDERED a MOPOL officer to shoot an unarmed Nigerian, and he did?

They are not extorting, they have been BOUGHT!
PoliticsRe: Rivers Threatens Legal Action, Vows To Recover ₦‎300 Million From NBA by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16am On Apr 16, 2025
When Dele Farotimi wrote about the huge rot in Nigeria's Judiciary, they came for him.

Now, Wike, the master mudslinger, has come to expose them all.

Let the games begin!
FoodRe: Man Constructs Pot To Cook Rice And Stew At Same Time cos Of High Cost Of Gas by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34pm On Apr 15, 2025
missjekyll:
You dont cook obviously. Na rice go first done before stew unless you dont season your meat first before cooking
Not only that, sef.

Plenty stages dey for cooking soup or stew. Boiling meat, frying meat, frying sauce, adding the meat and stock, seasoning......all the while rice dey one side dey release steam.

Even worse, the rice cannot be completely removed! ( grin). The little remaining will stay there and be burning.

It's a ridiculous idea!
Christianity EtcRe: David Ibiyeomie: ''Jesus Hates The Poor, He Never Visited Any Poor Person" by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:52pm On Apr 14, 2025
dertty04:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJUZhKVMVA?si=ZmitM0PArYzL4Pwx
Luke.4.18 - "The Spirit of the LORD is upon Me, Because He has anointed Me To preach the gospel to the poor; He has sent Me to heal the brokenhearted, To proclaim liberty to the captives And recovery of sight to the blind, To set at liberty those who are oppressed.


Hmmmmm......Pastor don dey Sabi pass Jesus.

God help us all!
CelebritiesRe: Without Bias, Who Is The Most Popular Celebrity Of All Times ? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:27am On Apr 13, 2025
Moveittothem:
Of all Time?

Give it to Jesus Christ.
He even has a remembrance day (Christmas)

In 500 years to come, Micheal Jackson won't even be more popular than William Shakespeare or Socrates.

Of all time means celebrities that their popularity would flourish even after a thousand years.
Please let them nominate their celebrities.

Jesus is not in that class of people, at all!
TravelRe: Japa-Da: Nigerians Abroad Return Home Amid Dashed Expectations by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:21pm On Apr 12, 2025
Didijiji:
anybody returning to Tinubu Nigeria is a goat
Goat?

Haba! E neva reach laidat, naa!

Na just small swear wey den don swear for dem dey work.
TravelRe: Japa-Da: Nigerians Abroad Return Home Amid Dashed Expectations by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:20pm On Apr 12, 2025
dododawa1:
https://punchng.com/japa-da-nigerians-abroad-return-home-amid-dashed-expectations/#google_vignette
So they used the stories of less than 10 people to say "Nigerians are returning home", abi?

Out of over 3 million people that left our shores in 2 years, how many have returned?

They should tell us, naa, so we can draw our own conclusions.

We don't need all this paid propaganda nonsense.
SportsRe: Galatasaray's Top 10 African Goal-Scorers: Where Does Victor Osimhen Rank? by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:27pm On Apr 12, 2025
FamilyRe: Woman Confronts Husband for Lying About "Niece" - Who Is His Secret Daughter by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39pm On Apr 11, 2025
GistMedia0:
A dramatic confrontation has gone viral after a Nigerian woman living abroad discovered that the girl her husband brought into their home—claiming she was his niece—is actually his biological daughter.

According to reports, the woman had accepted the girl into their home under the belief that she was just a relative in need of help. But everything changed when the truth came out. In the shocking footage, the wife is seen bitterly confronting her husband, shouting repeatedly, “Did you tell me she was your daughter?” as the visibly shamed man tries to calm her down.

The situation grew even more emotional when the teary woman ordered the young girl to leave the house. The girl, clearly frightened, is seen kneeling and begging the woman to let her stay, while the desperate husband pleads with his wife to calm down. But the woman stands her ground, replying firmly, “No!”

To make matters worse, the woman threatened to post the footage online—and she eventually did. The viral clip has since ignited massive online reactions, with many weighing in on issues of trust, deception, and hidden family secrets.

While some sympathize with the wife’s pain, others have raised concerns about the girl’s emotional trauma and questioned the husband’s motives for keeping such a huge secret from his spouse.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAJWHxqPVE

She's obviously in control of the home.
TravelRe: 3 Killed In U.S Plane Crash Near Boca Raton Airport, Florida (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:30pm On Apr 11, 2025
Hmmmm....after that eclipse, US airspace has become possibly the most unsafe place on the planet, next to Northern Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: 23 Of The 71 Appointments From The North Are Yorubas - Imran Wakili by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:35pm On Apr 10, 2025
Penguin2:
Lol! Same thing I wanted to point out.

Almost all appointments from Kwara and Kogi were handed to Yorubas from that state but cunningly counted as ‘northerners’.

And then talk about the appointments given to other regions and we will be talking about Special Assistant on River Basins. What is that?

You take all important and consequential appointments to Southwest and spread dust to other region and then try to rationalize rubbish.

Ndi ala!
The Yorubas in Kwara and Kogi that can trek from their villages to Ekiti and Ondo States have been called "Northerners" all this while, for decades!

Our father's were educated and shipped to Kaduna as Civil Servants. We were falsely used to swell the North's numbers to get more allocation then grossly marginalized.

Go and see the state of Federal Roads in those areas!

Now the Hausa/Fulani know we are Yorubas, abi?

After all these decades?

Yeye dey smell!
PoliticsRe: LG Autonomy: Governors Block Chairmen From Opening CBN Accounts by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:56pm On Apr 08, 2025
Exousiang01:
What are you saying the CBN should do?
Go against their own rules?
Tomorrow the like of you will still blame them for not following rules.
Do you think the governors are not aware of that clause?
If the CBN trys to bend any rule the governors will drag them to court.
That is why some of us are saying the NULGE and ALGON should as a body take the NGF to court.
This is beyond party lines.

When these guys sit at NGF meetings they don't care about party.
The decision to fight the autonomy was taken at Nigerian Governors forum meeting that's why it looks like they are all playing the same tune.
The NULGE and ALGON need to wake up the NULGE should hit them through the Labour unions and threaten strike actions while the ALGON should head to court
Long story short, LG autonomy is dead on arrival, unless people take to the trenches to fight, as per usual in this country.

A sincere FG can force this, easily.

If they can bend rules to get themselves and their cronies elected, why not bend these rules as well?
PoliticsRe: LG Autonomy: Governors Block Chairmen From Opening CBN Accounts by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:01am On Apr 08, 2025
ocloud:
Am sure you read the part where they said CBN ask them to submit 2 months statement of account as part of the criteria needed to open account with CBN. This statement of account becomes difficult for them to submit bcz there State Governor's are the ones spending the fund and have refuse to release statement of account.
Good!

Does the CBN not know who had been spending the money?

When someone knows that you are a fresh graduate and he promised to get you a job, but he's also asking for 5 years experience, can you honestly say he's sincere?

This is the question we need to ask.
PoliticsRe: LG Autonomy: Governors Block Chairmen From Opening CBN Accounts by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On Apr 08, 2025
Smartwave:
Learn how to read and comprehend
You, too.
PoliticsRe: US Law Institute DG Asks Tinubu To Reverse Rivers Emergency Rule by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On Apr 08, 2025
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu, Wike, Govs Bago, Radda, Others To Be Honoured At Aso Prestigious Aw by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:51am On Apr 08, 2025
Giving them awards doesn't make them good people.

Remember, Hitler and his fellow mass murderers had chestfuls of medals and ribbons.

Make den carry the awards go show God for Judgment.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians, Texan Jailed In $4.9 Million U.S. Tax Refund Fraud Scheme by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40am On Apr 08, 2025
IamAsiri:
Eleyi o lo school sha!
Oò gbádùn!

No be my fault say you no sabi difference between Edo and Ibo.

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