₦airaland Forum

TenQ:
Till the last minute when you discover that you are to join the many wives provided for you by Allah (out of the inmates of hell) in the pit of hell.

Sunan Ibn Majah Hadith 4337
It was narrated from Abu Umamah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:
“There is no one whom Allah will admit to Paradise but Allah will marry him to seventy-two wives, two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell, all of whom will have desirable front passages and he will have a male member that never becomes flaccid (i.e., soft and limp).’”

Dayuuuum!



That description of paradise sounds like something from a porn movie!

Seventy-two babes with nice, eeermmm....."passages" (kitty-kats, maybe?) And an eternal hard-on?

🤯

Mind blown!

This is why they blow themselves up!

They wanna go join the orgy in the skies!

DonClericuzo:
This is an epic response, he is licking the devil's ass .

I think so.....

LegendHero:
Oloye Sunday Igboho himself.

Nice judgement. It’s now left to see if Benin government will comply.

Oh, they have bought market.

This is ECOWAS court, not some kangaroo court in Kano State.

SKIBiNSKI:
Errr... i don't think so..

You may lick someone's ass, i don't.

Oh ...sure you do.

Boss, major customers, government official, religiously leader, politician, spouse, girlfriend.......

You know, deep inside.

SKIBiNSKI:
Oo okay, so you are not one of the gullible pastors ass lickers then

Everyone licks one ass or another.....even you.

RidorAdeola:
"Shiloh, a feast for all people" - Bishop Oyedepo

Bishop David Oyedepo, founder of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, popularly known as Winners Chapel, has declared Shiloh "a feast for all people". In his pre-Shiloh message, the prominent cleric quoted Isaiah 25:6 which said 'The Lord shall prepare a feast for all people upon this mountain'.

Shiloh 2023 Begins

The annual spiritual gathering of members of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, Shiloh, begins on Tuesday, December 5, 2023. The event, with the theme, “Redeemed to Flourish in Hard Times,” runs through to Sunday, December 10, 2023, when it is rounded off with a Thanksgiving service.



Winners Chapel International


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q-059wR11U?si=uWJ3WDSRtAEaFLmF

I'm in Canaanland right now, place is more crowded than usual

Not here for Shiloh, though.....

I just live here.

Chicagoesontop:
Oga, the woman has told you out of respect she has for you, besides that, she also want to go with your own brother, so whats the fuss all about. This is festive period and activity galore, allow her to go with your brother and then squeeze out very other detailed information you need from your brother. If you dont trust your wife dont you trust your own brother also ?

Maybe he needs to distrust them both?

You know........shit like that happens att the time?

eepeepook:
She's a little person. I doubt he's taller than average. That's 5'9" for Nairaland illiterates.

Thanks, Einstein.

At least you're good for something.

AntiWailer:
Time to research the cause.

Are the foods too salty ? Etc

Do they take too much alcohol ?

Are there lifestyle things ?

This is what a proper society with youths that have heads will do and not just attack the people who gave the data.

Everything is not “We against the world”

Don't forget to ask whether the environment they live in is peaceful.

I hope you know that living in constant tension can raise blood pressure.

mascot87:
No wonder this people are always wailing and crying. No wonder they are always triggered at any news about President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Wao!!! PBAT have successfully given this people high BP
If you hate and wish people evil, why wouldn't you have hypertension

You see North East following closely and you're here talking about your Bulabaloo Bulabaa. Can't you see that it is related to terrorism?

These two zones are the most terrorised in Nigeria, with Boko Haram and UGM killing people steadily and the security apparatus unable to so anything (which, to me, is suspect).

You can even take it up a notch and say the remaining 25%-30% in other zones are the Ibos living there!

Whatever floats your boat.

Na you sabi.

LeeSmart:
But visiting an ex doesn't mean sex will happen now. Abi there is something i don't know?

As den dey tok am for streets.....


Dey play.

Zonefree:
Every sane man married to a Nigerian girl should make it mandatory to conduct a DNA test on his first child.

A Nigerian girl with more than two body count is a red flag. If you did not meet your potential bride as a virgin, you have no moral justification to smile or dance on your wedding day.

The best way is for men to also be virgins!

If all man sef be virgin, who go knack de gehs?

Man wey no be virgin, wey dey knack oda gehs dem, but e nor want make him brodas knack in own geh? E wicked pass devil.



Advise all man make den be virgins too, naa.

If all man and all babe be virgin, all dis wahala no go stop?

Na mumu wey we be dey worry us, like pessin wey cut 10 meat, chop 3 after frying, still dey expect 10 meat inside soup.

JoeRizzla:
imported religion has finished this country.


What is the use of this sh*t,

This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with cluelessness, governments' profligacy with public funds and sheer stupidity!

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/delta-governor-oborevwori-to-unveil-africas-tallest-christmas-tree-in-delta/

Mad people.

Mad people everywhere!

illicit:
Some of the students sleep with men outside

Why focus on teachers alone?

Just say it's not good for anyone to sleep with underage girls

One girls' secondary school in Bosso, Minna, then, I remember passing by the fence, and seeing holes the girls had knocked into the blocks for use as ladder to scale the fence!

I was like, WTF?!?!?

Until I heard stories from my Uni guys about their secondary school days, girls would smuggle them into their hostels and keep them from Saturday till Sunday night, feeding them sef, just in exchange for gbola.

I dunno whether it's the teachers that also taught them all this o, abi who wan spoil go spoil.....

The same schools also have "efficos" (nerds or bookworms), MSSN sisters (a.k.a "Ninjatu" because of their hijabs) and "Spirikoko SU Sistas", so, there is that.

happney65:
House girl bawo? Someone helping someone to fix her earrings is doing house help duties? How? Some of you having access to the internet hasn't let you to know when to know what is wrong and what is bad

Someone helping her fellow female to help her fix something as little as her earrings don turn to house girl? As in shey you know the meaning of house girl sha?

This guy sha.

Don't mind them!

As if they don't know that usually, it's women's, daughters, sisters and besties that do such for them.

ApplesBiteMagz:
A video circulating on social media has ignited a debate over the appropriateness of a female police officer assisting Titilayo Adeleke, the wife of Osun State’s First Lady, in putting on her earrings.

The footage has prompted discussions about the perceived boundary between personal tasks and the professional responsibilities of Nigerian security personnel when in public view.

Opinions on social media platform vary, with some Nigerians contending that public servants, including police officers, should prioritize professionalism and concentrate on their official duties instead of engaging in perceived non-official or menial tasks. Others, however, defended the act.

User Didabliz questioned, “Is it the person using them that should be blamed or the force that allows it?”

OAKay_1 expressed concern over the potential erosion of professionalism, stating, “Pocket change and unnecessary expectations are why a police officer is carrying bags, doing menial tasks, etc., for their VIPs. Professionalism would lose you a few Naira, but you’d be respected for sticking to your original assigned tasks. Imagine training worldwide to be househelp.”

In defense of the policewoman’s actions, Sir_ClEMENTI0 suggested, “They might be friends.”

Zaliatishiaku emphasized the personal aspect, stating, “But she’s her aid, and they probably have a personal friendship. The policewoman is a human being, not a robot, so I see no problem helping her to glam up.”.

https://applesbite.com/controversy-surrounds-video-of-policewoman-assisting-osun-first-lady-with-earrings/

Is the policewoman complaining?

This posting is waaaaay better than being on the highway fa, better than being in the office, subjected to regular gbolarizing by one potbellied DPO with mouth and body odour.

Someone who will always be inside air-conditioned office and car, following Madam upandan, and still be chopping enough handouts from Madam and her friends?

I'm sure Madam picked her for that position, maybe a relative or a friend's relative she's known for years. They surround themselves with people they like and can trust.

Abeg, she fit wash Madam pant sef.

Glock22:
it’s a quartz crystal

Correct!

Just quartz.

WealthyNigerian:
Pls, don't underate Nigerians. Does it mean we Nigerians are the most unserious or just happy-go-lucky funniest people on Earth?

It means the average Nigerian youth is ignorant about such things....na for yeyebrity gossip, BBN and betting Nigerians dey excel.

sirpharrell:
The difference between 17 and 19 is that in a jurisdiction where the legal age of consent is 18 years, 17 is a minor while 19 is an adult.

Don't mind him jare!

I wonder what he will say if a 16 year old boy killed his 19 year old sister

Mhizzard:
The guy didn't raped the girl,because she followed him into the hotel without forcing her into the room.perhaps the girl was a virgin that had not experience to much sex to which the guy had with her

And that's enough to kill her, abi?

So based on your stroke of genius, they should let him go, abi?

baralatie:
The ex is what is called a spoiler

Oh....so no simp in this story?

No need to cry.

He doesn't care if he cheats on her.

Some women don't know it's just a case of different standards.

Woman, if he can afford to give you more than your expectations, it doesn't necessarily mean he cares, he just may be able to afford giving you what he's giving just to knack you.

Jennyclay:
If the man can’t forgive her then let him go jare!! . He’s not a saint either!!

I’m sure the man is not really good in bed reason she visited her ex.

So many men are not just good in bed, especially Nigerian men!! and they won’t even care if a lady is satisfied or not!! Very selfish men!!!

Personally, if I’m not getting enough money, sex and true Love from my man then I would definitely look outside.

So if you were in her shoes, you would do same, right?

If you did and the groom found out, would you beg him to accept you?

Don't bother to answer o, because in her shoes, you shouldn't even marry someone who is not good enough for you between the sheets......or am I wrong?

insidelife22:
The man is very very wise.

Osey, redpiller!

What of the other man?

You know, the sperm donor?

Is he a fool, or a guy man?

hisexcellency34:
In China, he would have been executed

Guess who else would have been executed?

Let's just say just about everyone in government right now would be pushing up daisies if this was China.

American wonder!

jesusjnr2020:
It's always an amazing sight whenever I see such ones passionately and unashamedly serving God with the days of their youth, especially in such a wicked and perverse generation.

It inspires hope for the future and suggests that not all hope is lost for the younger generation.

May God continue to strengthen and keep this young man spiritually hot and firing on all cylinders til old age if the Lord tarries. In Jesus name!

Nice one.

Though, sadly, if her were an adult, he would have been cuffed and dragged downtown in a flash.

oz4real83:
You people should stop nonsense stories like this, how will you Photoshop a woman into the pic and post it as true with all seriousness?. Tinubu isn't even the only person the photoshopped woman is blocking, fake stories like this brings suspicion to any future posts!!!

Yes o. Na photokiosk sef, e no reach Photoshop.

All I know is I heard the cameramen asking her to shift so that Bulabaa can appear in the pic.

Namaster:
"Citizenry not feeling impact"

Stupid headline. Citizens are groaning under the impact. Companies and people are fleeing Nigeria like it's the Titanic.

Fix the headline.

Not feeling the impact of the huge spending.

nairalanda1:
This is the Foreign Affairs board where we talk about,y'know, foreign affairs...

Yeah, right.

[quote author=nairalanda1 post=127254305][/quote]Forget Israel.

What of Nigeria, where terrorists keep launching successful attacks all the time, killing and kidnapping without consequence?

When will we talk about that?

Mmmmmmm?