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RomanceRe: Kano Hisbah To Marry Off Tiktoker Murja Kunya, Others by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Nov 07, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
Good initiative! I'm a Christian and I support this wholeheartedly. We need morality guidance in Nigeria. Nigerian Police should start same for all those using Social Media to destroy the morality of Nigerian Youths and Children. Something should be and must be done! The era of sidon look don pass!

Igbos, HausaFualnis, Yorubas, we don't have another Country out there. It is time for us to do away with unloving past and join hands together to make Nigeria truly Great: I learned so much from this: https://www.nairaland.com/7868123/reason-why-fuel-price-naira

Share and Like if you Agree.
To prove the bolded, kindly reply with the words:

"I BELIEVE JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD WHO DIED FOR MY SINS AND GOD RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD".

If you can type those words (you're free to copy and paste from my post to save time), then you might actually be a Christian.
RomanceRe: You Must Have At Least 5 Million In Your Account To Date Me: Says A Fine Lady by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:49am On Nov 06, 2023
Rebuker:
"You must have up to 5 million Naira and above in your account before you can date me," the fine lady says.

In the short video, the beautiful lady says, "For those of you who want to date me, please drop your CV, let me see what you can do. How can you be poor and say you want to date a fine girl? See, I am a fine girl; I don't use filters. How could you be broke and want to date me? You must have at least 4-5 million Naira in your account balance." She goes on to ask, "Girls that date poor guys, how do you people do it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCLB__dCk0
You wan date millionaire, see the ceiling in your room!

Poor, broke-ass gold digger!
CelebritiesRe: John Voight Expresses Disgust In Daughter Angelina Jolie's Attacks On Israel by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:32pm On Nov 05, 2023
God1000:
Angelina jolie is an upstanding woman with a conscience, the man should not expect her to behave like him.

This Israel-Hamas war has exposed a lot of people, divided friends and families, but I will always say the truth and stand with the oppressed, killing innocent Palestinians under the guise of fighting Hamas is a serious war crime and crime against humanity, how can any sane person support the bombing of hospitals, schools, churches, mosques and refugee camps

Generations of families are being wiped out right in front of our eyes and some religious bigots are rejoicing, Arab leaders are cowards for doing absolutely nothing to help Palestinians.

Those of you insulting other people for calling out Israel should desist from such unholy act

If I will not make heaven for saying the truth, then so be it

I'm withdrawing my support for west as well because I hate double standard and hypocrisy

I lambasted Mr Putin when he invaded Ukraine but I'm beginning to have a change of mind about him

Some of you that idolized Mr Putin then, calling him a hero are now making a U-turn because he's saying the truth against Israel
You're walking down the road, and one short, skinny area boy runs after you and starts slapping and punching you.

He pulls out a knife and wants to stab you.

You respond with a flurry of blows and kicks and give him some "love" (maximum shi-shi).

Suddenly, people rush over and grab your arms, accusing you of brutalising the poor guy.

Will it make sense to you?
CrimeRe: Worshiper Slumps, Dies During Prayer In Ogun Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:00pm On Nov 05, 2023
Ms202309:
That's why 75 years old need more medicare

Remember this is someone's love one, some kids gramma
Of course.

My Dad died at 80

My Mom is above 80 right now.

She gets the care that she can.

Doesn't mean she shouldn't go to Church.

The late old lady left this earth during a church service, well, all I'm saying is, she's an old woman already.
CrimeRe: Worshiper Slumps, Dies During Prayer In Ogun Church by Jeezuzpick(m):
Ms202309:
Go to an hospital and not miracle center

Anyways RIP

Blood pressure check and blood test are all fully digital
She was 75!

Lots of people slump and die in their 40s and 50s, that would be due to medical issues.

At 75, someone can go suddenly and it would be found to be natural causes.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Worst Sin A Christian Can Commit by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2023
tete7000:
I am not asking for clarification on which sins lead to death or not, I am asking how do you reconcile the assertions that all sins are equal to categorization of sins into two categories of ones leading to death and the others not leading to death and how you can't pray for the man that indulges in sins leading to death but you can pray for the man indulging in the second category not leading to death.
All are equal in that there is no one that cannot lead one to eternal damnation.

"The wages of SIN is death", not wages of some sins.

There is no sin you can be committed to sinning that will be overlooked in judgement, okay?

However, in terms of earthly consequences, of course, some sins are also crimes, while others are not.

No man goes to jail for having a sidechick, but a man can die for committing murder. Both will land a man in hell if there's no repentance.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Worst Sin A Christian Can Commit by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:36am On Nov 05, 2023
tete7000:
How do you renconcile your post with this?:

‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:16‭-‬17‬ ‭NIV‬‬
[16] If you see any brother or sister commit a sin that does not lead to death, you should pray and God will give them life. I refer to those whose sin does not lead to death. There is a sin that leads to death. I am not saying that you should pray about that. [17] All wrongdoing is sin, and there is sin that does not lead to death.

Or to this?:

‭‭Luke‬ ‭12:47‭-‬48‬ ‭NIV‬‬
[47] “The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants will be beaten with many blows. [48] But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.

Or even this:

‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭6:18‬ ‭NIV‬‬
[18] Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.


Why are the consequences not the same since all sins are equal? Or why are the words Apostle Paul used sterner for sexual immorality?
Sins that lead to death are those with physical consequences, like violent crimes, indiscriminate sex or promiscuity and drug addiction.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Worst Sin A Christian Can Commit by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:33am On Nov 05, 2023
Trueigbo:
I know sin is sin but which one do you think is the worst as a human being
Apostasy, which is completely forsaking Christ.
FamilyRe: How Did You Prevent Your Parents' Toxic Marriage From Affecting Yours? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:32am On Nov 05, 2023
Hmmmmm.....I wish and hope my marriage could be sweet and long like my parents'.

They were married for 56 years before Dad went.

Those whose parents had toxic marriages better aspire to so better in theirs.
Foreign AffairsRe: Jailbreak: Ex-guinea Junta Leader Recaptured by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Nov 05, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
The men that got him out of jail we're not capable enough
What do you mean?

They did what they came to do.

It's obvious that they brought him out, some other group would have been tasked with hiding him and possibly another with getting him out of the country.

You must have read that they took four people, of whom two have been rearrested. I'm sure the four were split up and handed to different groups of spies/intelligence operatives, whis job is to hide them.

The security system is full of specialists. I'm not sure commandos hide people.

That's not their job.
TravelRe: VIO Uses Robot To Control Traffic In Abuja, Drivers Obey (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:54pm On Nov 04, 2023
KingOfTheDamned:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's a costume
The height and the thin legs say otherwise.
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:42pm On Nov 04, 2023
Love800:
Hw does it work?
Plug it into the USB port on your normal TV.

Turns it into a Smart TV.

See earlier explanation of Smart TV
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:35pm On Nov 04, 2023
Love800:
Can u define dis smart t.v for me?
A Smart TV is a TV that runs Android Operating System like a tablet and can connect to the internet.

If you have it and a mi-fi router, you can connect and watch anything watchable on the internet.

Most of them come with buttons for YouTube, Amazon Prime and other services like Netflix.

It also has a browser that allows you to specify titles of videos you want to search for, so you can learn things.

You can pause and rewind videos and watch exactly what you want.

It's great for academics, recipes, etc.
PoliticsRe: Navy Confirms Delivery Of Yatch, Faces Payment Crisis Over NASS Stand by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:26am On Nov 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
O pari.

Now those who ignorantly claimed it is a leisure Yatch and that it was ordered by the administration of President Bola Tinubu can bury their heads in shame.

It's a naval training/operational vessel that belongs exclusively to the Nigerian Navy, its purchase predates this current administration that took office on May 29.

When Asiwaju Tinubu was the Governor of Lagos state, the state of aquatic splendor for 8 years, he never got a Yatch, it is impossible for him now to require a leisure Yatch now he is President and spends most of his time in the land locked Abuja.

It's just a no brainer that the opposition and LP mob are ignorant and made a complete mess of the opportunity for an intelligent and diligent feedback on the recently passed supplementary budget. Check my signature for free stuffs!
Pls let them post pictures of said yacht or, even better, take journalists on a walkthrough, for accountability.

Do you know how good life can be in Nigeria if governments are really accountable?

Stop supporting the people who are cheating you.
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m):
GanagiBitrus:
Are you aware there are people who know all these but still chose DSTV. That's their choice which should be respected & doesn't make them illiterates.
Well.....let them keep paying the bills, then.

A connected smart TV is the way to go, sha......even for people with kids.

Can you use DSTV to play, on demand, a video explaining how to solve particular math problems?

Can DSTV give them ideas on science projects or arts and crafts assignments?

Well, those who knew all these things but still chose to keep getting ripped off by MultiChoice......okay. I'll not call them rude names again, as a courtesy to you.
PoliticsRe: Manufacturers Groan As Diesel Price Hits N1,300/litre by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2023
ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
Why are they still tempering with diesel price? I thought the subsidy on diesel has been removed long time ago
Diesel is being IMPORTED and paid for in US DOLLARS!
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42pm On Nov 03, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
So millions of DSTV subscribers are illiterates. huh
Better believe it Pal!

A smart TV is like having an Explora with Pay-Per-View.

You got YouTube, Prime, Netflix, all sorts of channels, news, sports.....
EducationRe: 1953 Photo Of Pioneer Female Graduates Of The University Of Ibadan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35pm On Nov 03, 2023
Cruise777:
Kindly send this to frontpage and let's inspire our new generation ladies
Sorry.

Tacha, Mercy Eke and Phyna are the inspirations now.

In 90 days, Phyna made more than these noble ladies made in decades.

The society is gone, already.

Too late.
SportsRe: EPL Referee Anthony Taylor Is DEMOTED To The Championship by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:25pm On Nov 03, 2023
dominique:
That's a good one, Howard Webb should have been relegated to league 2.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howard Webb was one piece of work!

He should have been sent to Zimbabwe rugby league.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Rimi Indicted For Defrauding Lagos Government Of N3b - Gazette by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:59pm On Nov 03, 2023
God1000:
Too bad, but this is not surprising


Bad and corrupt people make poor decisions

Tinubu should not expect any sane Nigerian to like him if he continues this way, I'm not going to tolerate any nonsense from anyone this time
The appointment is a reward for a job well done.

Who do you think she diverted the funds for?

Mmmmmmm?

From LAGOS STATE for dat matter?
Science/TechnologyRe: What I Saw In The Sky In Ikoyi Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:48am On Nov 03, 2023
FalseProphet1:
It's a wormhole, terrestrial powers are on Earth to study and invade humans. I see a war happening very soon.

This I have seen.
You are indeed a false prophet!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because, if you were legit, you would know the word is "EXTRATERRESTRIAL", not "terrestrial".
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Brings Major Dangote Refinery To Life With Own Oil Supply by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18am On Nov 03, 2023
Philipponzaghi:
Fuel will not crash with the amount we want. Maximum reduction won’t be more than #50 reduction.

The only good thing about the refinery is that the $$ we spend importing will now be used for something else and like that it could help with your FX issue.

If $$ to naira rate come down, petrol price come down too.
Something else like buying presidential boat.
PoliticsRe: Ajaero To Be Flown Abroad For Medical Care – NLC by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:34pm On Nov 02, 2023
Ontop de small shishi wey po-po give am?
AutosRe: 9 Cheapest Toyota Cars You Can Buy For ₦1 Million Or Less by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:33pm On Nov 02, 2023
Carmartng:
Sponsored Post
What planet do you live on?

Pls gimme the way to get there, I need to move to it's Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On Request For Presidential Yacht Worth N5 Billion by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:21pm On Nov 02, 2023
lexylaw40kuti:
SEARCH
Naija News

Tinubu Speaks On Request For Presidential Yacht Worth N5 BillionPublished on 2 November 2023 at 11:25 AMBy Rachel Okporu Fadoju
Kindly share this story:

President Tinubu seeks Senate approval for an additional $7.8 billion and €100 million in his 2022-2024 borrowing plan
The administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, has debunked reports making the rounds online over plans to purchase a presidential yacht worth N5 billion.
Naija News earlier reported that the federal government is planning to spend N5 billion to purchase a presidential yacht in the 2023 Supplementary Budget.

It was learned that the proposed sum is under the capital expenditure of the Nigerian Navy’s budget.

According to the breakdown, the Navy will require N62.8 billion for its operations, with recurrent expenditure and capital expenditure gulping N20.4 billion and N42.3 billion, respectively.

However, in a statement on Thursday, the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Temiope Ajayi, clarified that Tinubu didn’t request any yacht and did not need one to perform his function considering the current state of the economy.

According to him, the request for a yacht was framed in the Navy’s budget, and it is assumed that they have an operational reason for it.

The statement reads, “It has become a pattern for some individuals, CSOs and a section of the media to pick one or two line items every budget cycle for sensational headlines, deliberately ignoring context in their reporting.

“The public that should benefit from good journalism, which should primarily educate and adequately inform, is left confused and miseducated due to the mischaracterisation of issues and misrepresentation of facts.

“The trending issues on social media since yesterday are two items in the 2023 supplementary budget. One is the provision for a presidential yacht in the supplementary budget by the Navy and the other is over N6 billion for vehicles to the State House.

“It is important to state clearly that President Bola Tinubu didn’t ask for a presidential yatch and I doubt he needs one to perform the functions of his office. From what I know, the request for a yacht, however it is named or couched in the budget is from the Navy and they must have operational reasons for why it is required.

“The budget office should be in a position to also explain to the public why such expenditure should be accommodated now, considering the economic situation of the country. I must readily admit that the one reason our budgeting system has been a subject of public attack is the very simplistic way some of the line items are described by civil servants, who prepare the budget. Examples abound. Sometimes in 2016, an Enterprise Resource Planning ( ERP) project of the Ministry of Solid Minerals worth over N300m then was captured in that year’s budget as “website”. Naturally, it generated a massive controversy as people, rightly, asked to know the type of website that will be built with N300million.

“It is important to say that journalism should enrich public enlightenment and not create an atmosphere of siege. It is poor reporting to always reduce State House budgetary provisions to the President and Vice President. When the State House makes provision for vehicles, it is reported as if it is the President that will use all the vehicles or eat all the food when a provision is made for food and catering services. We have had such inaccurate reporting in the past.”
Story!

In the budget, is there a yacht or not?
CrimeRe: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:22pm On Nov 02, 2023
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Take My Political Structure — Wike by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:45pm On Nov 02, 2023
E go die leave de structure......hegoat!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Applied For Nigerian Police Force by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
It's well o
PoliticsRe: What Is A Presidential Yacht? Countries With Presidential Yachts by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:07am On Nov 02, 2023
sarkinbauchi:
A Presidential yacht refers to a vessel of a country's navy that would be specially used by the country's President. It is common for a vessel to be designated as the presidential yacht during a fleet review.

Some countries (below) have vessels permanently designated as presidential yachts:

List of Countries with Presidential yachts

Egypt
The President of Egypt has the eighth largest yacht, El Mahrousa, as his presidential yacht.

Finland
The President of Finland has a small private yacht, Kultaranta VIII.

India
The INS Sumitra is the presidential yacht of India.

Italy
The Italian ship Argo (MEN209) is the presidential yacht of Italy.

Philippines
Casiana (1936-1941), renamed Banahaw.
Orchid (1946-1948)
Dalisay (1948-1959), renamed Apo, Pagasa, and Santa Maria.
RPS Lapu-Lapu (1959–present), renamed RPS Roxas, RPS The President, RPS Pag-Asa, and BRP Ang Pangulo.

Russia
Russia employed presidential yachts serving the Russian presidents, including:
Olympia (2002–2009), was used by the Russian President Vladimir Putin during his first and second terms.
Sirius (2010–), was firstly used by the Russian President Dmitri Medvedev
Graceful (2018–), the most recent presidential yacht. The Russian government also employing the special vessel named Rossiya which was built during the Soviet Union, and used in the internal waters. In 2003 ship named Burevestnik was commissioned to serve the Russia's leaders.[5]

Turkey
Presidential Yacht Savarona – The current Turkish presidential yacht; prior to 2010 privately leased while her replacement (below) was in development
New presidential yacht – The Turkish Government has currently commissioned a new 50 m yacht for the personal use of the president and visiting heads of state. Details of this new yacht first surfaced in September 2008.[6][citation needed] The yacht is being built at the Istanbul Naval Yard, Pendik, Istanbul and is reported to have a ballistic hull, surface-to-air missiles and high-tech equipment.

United States
In the past, the United States employed presidential yachts serving the American president:

USS Mayflower (1906–1929), was decommissioned as a result of economy measures just prior to the Great Depression.
USS Potomac (1936–1945)
USS Williamsburg (1945–1953)
the most recent presidential yacht was USS Sequoia (1933–77).

Yugoslavia
The most famous is Galeb, the yacht of Marshal Josip Broz Tito.
Do we need this shit?

Okay.

We have more than 100 countries in the world, do we have up to 20 countries having BOATShuh!

Do even all the rich countries have a frickin BOAT?

Does CHINA have a BOAT?

What of Singapore?

The UK nko?

Is BULABAA a fisherman?

Abi na Seyi wan dey use am for hookup and wild parties?
CelebritiesRe: Made Kuti Weds Inedoye Onyenso (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:10pm On Nov 01, 2023
pocohantas:
Are they all singers?
No doctor amongst them?

Happy married life to him/them.
He is the finest I have seen. Looks calm too. Unlike that one with rhombus head, Seun (not Osewa).
The second generation had doctors.

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