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PoliticsRe: Lagos Commissioner, Tokunbo Wahab Shares Photo Of Houses Blocking Canal by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
yomi007k:
If that building lacks approval, it will be demolished.

No social media or court will save it.

I am talking from experience.
We're saying the same thing.

If there's approval, we would've heard all kinds of noise by now.
FamilyRe: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05am On Nov 30, 2023
OlatunjiJohn:
In essence a man will easily know if his wife is cheating? Rest abeg
Okay o.

What are you waiting for?

Goan test your kids, naa.
FamilyRe: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Jeezuzpick(m):
advanceDNA:
Let her not forget naaaa...na so una dey fear una wife...Women check if their man is cheating regularly any way they can...

if it's men that give birth, u think women won't do DNA test with the way men cheat anyhow...??

Dey play
Bad men cheat, bad women cheat, too.

Bad men have kids with other women outside their homes, bad women have kids with other men but bring them into their homes.

That's the difference.

However, not all men and women cheat. I don't know if you can believe this, bit it's true.

I'm not saying you shouldn't run DNA. If you think your wife's getting nutted by some dude outside, I'm just pointing out the truth that, if you do, and the kids are yours and she finds out what you did, you're still toast.

Men who will do this test should be almost 100% certain they're being cucked.....that's all I'm saying.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Commissioner, Tokunbo Wahab Shares Photo Of Houses Blocking Canal by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26am On Nov 30, 2023
yomi007k:
How are we sure it was ever approved?


Lagosians been building without approval since 1960.
No one will sit idly and watch such a great injustice be done to him/her.

I am yet to hear of a single court case against LASG for demolishing buildings with government approval.

In this world of Social Media, the country would have been awash with the news by now.

That should be proof enough.
FamilyRe: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:22am On Nov 30, 2023
Coolsat:
Knowing what I know, this will break a lot of homes.

No matter how you trust a woman, please secretly conduct a DNA on all your kids.

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The fact that you didn't trust her sef, just kuma scatter the marriage.

If a woman finds out you did the test, even if the kids are all yours...... lemme just say she will never forget it.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi With Commonwealth Business Leaders In London (pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:36pm On Nov 29, 2023
Ogene001:
Very presidential.
He mixes with everybody both poor and rich
This is where he belongs.

He's one of these people, U gerrit?

He's a Commonwealth Business Leader himself.
PoliticsRe: Some Senators Attend Reps Plenary Out Of Ignorance by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2023
paranorman:
Honestly, this is no news.
Nope.

We know most of them are olodos.
PoliticsRe: Femi Falana's Wife, Funmi Becomes A SAN by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03am On Nov 29, 2023
kingthreat:
Sorry but what has she done to deserve the reputation of a SAN.
We know what likes of Ozekhome and Gani did to elevated to the SAN level but now being married to a top lawyer gives one the access to become a SAN
Femi Falana keeps deceiving the world that he is a human rights activist. He is one of the problems of the Nigerian system.
Hmmmmm......how many SANs are even known outside the legal world?

It's not just about being an activist, a critic of government or handling cases with high media coverage, you know.

Being made a SAN is like becoming a Professor in the academia. Criteria have to be met.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01am On Nov 29, 2023
chisomkachy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkFXrE4U6og

Pastor Isaac Oyedepo, the son of Bishop David Oyedepo, the founder of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, has unveiled his own ministry, The Isaac Oyedepo Evangelistic Ministries.

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7889067/isaac-bishop-oyedepos-son-resigns#126603640
Now I gerrit!

He's an Evangelist.

Well, its quite interesting.

Evangelist be like funnel, Pastor be like 50 litres keg.

They both work together.
CareerRe: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Also Do (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:40pm On Nov 28, 2023
Her bank account balance is neither male nor female
HealthRe: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:10pm On Nov 27, 2023
Greenscientist:
I don't know much about the diet, just saying that people are doing it.

I don't think it is healthy though.
Oh.....okay.

Well.....I don't know much about the carnivore diet, either, except that it excludes carbs.
HealthRe: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:09pm On Nov 27, 2023
yemex04:
I am not sure Gout is Life threatening though.
Other things go with gout o.
HealthRe: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:00pm On Nov 27, 2023
Greenscientist:
There's carnivore diet, shey you know?
I know, but the OP has gout, which sadly is exacerbated if not caused by excessive consumption of red meat.

A vegan diet will help him.
HealthRe: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On Nov 27, 2023
Go vegetarian for a while.

Trust me, gout is child's play compared to having high blood cholesterol and creatinine levels due to high red meat consumption and other life choices.

I'm not a doctor, but I've had high creatinine levels before and the Dr warned me of gout, but high creatinine can spell danger for the kidneys.
TravelRe: Is Kuwait A Good Country To Hustle by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:36pm On Nov 27, 2023
Eminentworld:
Due to current Naija Economy, is Kuwait a good country to hustle and earn a better living. Please 🙏🙏 kindly share your experience and advice. Thanks
If you're an Engineer, maybe.
HealthRe: Pimples Filled Oily Face Remedy? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:34pm On Nov 27, 2023
3triple:
Hello guys, M22 here, I have a very oily face with constant pimples attacking it, I’ve used a lot of things from those tube creams usually in pharmacies to locally made black soaps but my face still remains the same, they work for some time but it’s like my face adapts to them, I really don’t know. Do you guys have any tips for me? I’ll attach a pic of the skin if it’ll help… thanks
Diet is a very important factor.

Reduce fatty foods and eat more fruits and vegetables as you are able.
TravelRe: Ever Been To A Poor Neighborhood Overseas? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:33pm On Nov 27, 2023
Lagos pipu dey console denseffs say na ghetto den dey!

grin

Make una see confam ghetto o!

Better SLUM na in una dey!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vows To Crash Petrol Price, Eliminate Hardships by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:17pm On Nov 26, 2023
Thundafireseun:
Hate him or love him

President Tinubu is still the best in the craft of politics

He hit the ground running
Yeah, but running everywhere but forwards.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Become 2023 Highest Goal Scorer (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:33am On Nov 25, 2023
uniquetechng:
England Championship, League One, League Two and even German third tier league are rated above Saudi Arabia Pro League.
South Africa Premier League is also ranked above Saudi Pro League, that's simply because the league is filled with part time traders cum footballers.
Part time players like Mané, and Benzema.

Continue
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Become 2023 Highest Goal Scorer (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:30am On Nov 25, 2023
WriterNig:
Fabrizio Romano
Doesn't matter to many people.

Den don carry Ballon D'Or give Messi.
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became More Popular After Their Death by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:21pm On Nov 23, 2023
Awesome6s:
By CrispNG
You must have drunk something weird because you put Christy Essien Igbokwe on that list.

The woman called the African Lady of Songs" even when Miriam Makena was alive?

Remove that name from that list sharperly!
FamilyRe: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2023
Sorry in advance.
SportsRe: How Rwanda's Victory Over South Africa Can Help Super Eagles Qualify by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:56pm On Nov 22, 2023
dominique:
If we need to depend on the performance of other teams to qualify, then we have no business being at the world cup.
Same thing everywhere o, Ukraine war affect Naija, Gaza war affect us, sef.

Do we have any business being a country?
PoliticsRe: Cabal Must Have Hijacked My Government – Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:29am On Nov 22, 2023
ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/cabal-must-have-hijacked-my-government-buhari/
Did anybody ask this demented chap anything again?

What is the explanation for?

He should stop talking, biko, we have enough to worry bout without his urge to ṣàlàyé.
HealthRe: Osun Woman Refuses Free Surgery To Remove Her Goitre; Asks For 300,000 Instead. by Jeezuzpick(m):
UncleKoboko:
grin

Weyrey
LET THE GOITRE CONTINUE TO SWELL UNTIL IT EXPLODES AND KILL HER. MUMU.
ONE WEYREY PASTOR, BABALAWO OR ALFA MIGHT HAVE TOLD HER NOT TO DO IT OR SHE DIES.


Some people actual prefer to suffer and live in penury in this life.
I have seen many situations where beggars are given huge amount of money to stop begging and start a business, THEY WON'T!
ALL THEY'LL DO IS CHANGE LOCATION AND START BEGGING AGAIN.
SOME YEARS AGO, A BEGGAR WAS CAUGHT WITH 10M NAIRA OF HER MONEY FROM THE PROCEEDS OF HER BEGGING... THIS IS WHY I DON'T USUALLY GIVE BEGGARS MONEY AGAIN...


MANY PEOPLE EVEN DESERVE WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH... I DON'T REALLY PITY PEOPLE AGAIN.
@the bolded, see what the Bible says is part of the signs of the end times;

Mat 24:12 (KJV) And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

I'm not trying to preach at you o, God knows I'm guilty of the same thing. I just want to point out that people will make charity seem like stupidity, thus robbing other people of the help they really need.

The NGO should have told her to walk, and return the money to the donors, arguing that the funds were raised for the purpose of getting her surgery done and it will be fraud to just hand her the money for something else.
HealthRe: Osun Woman Refuses Free Surgery To Remove Her Goitre; Asks For 300,000 Instead. by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:14am On Nov 22, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
What are they waiting for?
Give her the money she needs it more than her ailments
Who knows it's might be her source of living
See the last pic, naa.....see the huge wad of small notes in her hand?

She's collected the money o.....see the massive disfigurement she chose to live with, meanwhile she won't spend the money alone, fa!
TravelRe: An All-Female Pilot Crew Crashed The U.S Navy Spy Plane In The Sea (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05am On Nov 22, 2023
Throwback:
Was the purpose of the tweet to put them in the spotlight for recognition, or for mockery?

Or why spotlight failure?
In today's world, the US Dems are ready to do anything for the "Woke Movement".

From monumental Box Office bombs to crashing multimillion dollar spy planes.
PoliticsRe: Adamawa Police Headquarters Under Attack by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:02am On Nov 22, 2023
Jedtam:
Nigeria gradually turning into a dangerous zone. Going by the report, the headquarter was attacked by military personnel. So our forces are now fighting themselves to the extent of attacking their headquarter.
Dey play,why not come clean and tell us the truth that it's a terrorist attack.
I don't see BH or bandits attacking in such a place, o......

I am forced to agree with you.....
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24am On Nov 22, 2023
correctyourself:
Don't grant such request, infact tell her that if she knows that she is still interested in her ex she should let you know so that you can move forward, it's not something you would tolerate from her.

The ex has nothing good to offer than wanting to feel her again because of his imagination, and your fiancee should understand she supposed to have cut off all communication from her ex.

Except if she is still having strong feelings for the ex, i would not be surprise if she jump backyard fence when you're not around to visit her ex. And when she is caught she would blame devil with artificial tears on her face like bamboo that is hungry. grin
As a matter of fact, that request for me is the end of the engagement.

She's only asking permission because she's a fianceé.

She won't ask permission when she's a wife.

Na DNA go settle de matter after a few years.

Broda fiance, RUN OOOOO!
Foreign AffairsRe: Yemen Houthi Rebels Takes Hostage Of Cargo Ship 'Galaxy Leader' In The Red Sea by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:49am On Nov 21, 2023
Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcEaiV4BzVA?si=O_qgp3Xt3vmwi7g_
Reuters


They had thought the Ship belongs to Israel

The Galaxy Leader commercial ship was "illegally boarded by military personnel via a helicopter" on Nov. 19 and is now in the Hodeidah port area in Yemen, the vessel’s owner said on Monday.



https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/seized-galaxy-leader-ship-yemens-hodeidah-port-area-owner-2023-11-20/
Bunch of idiots......

When airstrikes begin now, den go burst cry....
FamilyRe: After 21 Years In US, 9 Years In London, I Found Myself Under Oshodi Bridge by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:47am On Nov 21, 2023
advanceDNA:
Everytime I don't want to believe in village pple.... Some weird story like this pops up


grin grin grin grin
Please don't believe o, village pipu no fit do notin!

grin

shocked

Yeeeee!

Who slap me?
PoliticsRe: No Student Will Drop Out While I Am President – Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:32pm On Nov 19, 2023
GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/11/19/no-student-will-drop-out-while-im-president-tinubu/
What a deluded man!

Many already dropped out or gave up even though they got admission!

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