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Oh, e don reach Abuja?



E don taaaay for Lagos wey all man dey chop anytin wey den see.

Plan meal, Abi wetin I dey see?

Who dash monkey banana?

For Lag, na anytime, anywhere you see food, jus chop.

overdrive:
Too bad.I would rather run out of ammunition than let those bastards into my house.tho looks like an assassination to me.
Rest in peace Sir.

I read there that he lived in Kurudu, which must have been the military officers' estate there.

Massively secure place, where soldiers would have ci uban any robber wey try nonsense!

Chai!

E no get orderly?

eguni:
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₦250k wey pessin carry buy Tokunbo laptop or UK used iPhone for Computer Village, na in dis woman wan collect for FIVE HUMAN BEINGS?

Poverty is a beast!

Seun362:
With Overaged players.

I just weak.

I have a 14 year-old son.

He's tall for his age, possibly taller than this dude, but if you take one look at him you'll know he's a kid!

This is a young man, possibly like 19 years old.

Namaster:
Not one but TWO leg chains and a GIANT nosering.

That is a HOOKUP girl.

The restaurant did the right thing. You can't advertise your business inside another person's business.

Hustle for your own customers and stop trying to steal the customers of another business.

Maybe the restaurant management didn't want their real, paying customers to.lose their appetites?

Nadingo:
Ganduje may appear funny, but beneath that humorous face is one of the most cunning and highly scheming politicians out there. He is a go-getter who stops at nothing to win his wars.

When I see Nigerians heaping praises on the same crooks who are plunging them and the nation into unprecedented hardship, I just wonder........

Nonexisting1:
Is that why her breasts parted ways like Moses did to a River in Bible?

I would have said it wasn't your business, but, uuuuhhh......

Yup.......

She put them out there, didn't she?

So, it's everybody's business.

Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPekVbJIyV0?si=dISxexcgLCyX0tfe

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/music/704587-eedris-abdulkareem-tackles-president-tinubu-adeboye-in-emi-lokan-single.html

Why did he spare Bakare who somehow had ₦100, 000,000 (yeah, that's One Hundred Million Naira) to splurge on a presidential ticket?

PinkNature:
May God punish me If I ever marry a woman without a skill.

Please define the "skill" well o!

Orishirishi skills dey o....

DagashSamson:
Lokoja needs a bypass.
With a by pass, heavy duty trucks will not pass through the town anymore reducing traffic gridlock and accidents.

My brother,

That is the bypass!

It's the road through the town that joins the expressway after Niger Barracks that is in very bad shape, so everyone uses the bypass where the heavy trucks ply.

E for no record for studio naa.....Na Don Jazzy toilet e for go record.

shortgun:
I read somewhere that Black people were the original inhabitants of Australia before being displaced by white settlers who took over the continent..

You're right about th displacement of the Aborigines by the whites.

The Black people (Aborigines) are still there, though. .....

Lavor234:
This Harrison guy is everywhere doing too much. Negro already has an icky past that he covers with Charity.

Can you confirm the bolded?

Absolutely?

nlfpmod:
SERAH IBRAHIM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KgnZJ8Xtg

Don't get a husky.

Huskies are house pets, not good guard dogs.

LordReed:
She dey psych herself. LoLz.

Abi naa....to me, she looks 65.

100millionGoal:
Just dash bandits that state already

Then they will have a large piece of land with resources they can trade internationally, people they can either recruit or enslave to produce stuff for them like food and even basic machinery and bombs.

Simply put, giving them a launch pad where they can grow a real army.

Vandals or Boko Haram?

Sonnobax15:

What a weak man!!!

Only one punch,coupled with undertaker smack down wey you go direct towards their bwess go send Dem instantly to general hospital mortuary

Women of these days and lashing just be like Israel and Hamas,two inseparable enemies.

A weak man?

So if an elderly woman is beaten to death by two guys 30 years her junior for refusing them sex, she should also be termed "weak"?

Did you not read that he was 63? Just 7 years shy of 70?

babdap:
Suicide is not an option

Don't let me say what's on my mind!

Do you have any idea what kinda trauma was unjustly meted out on the poor, innocent boy?

finallybusy:
Is she too broke to fence the compound?

You really think a mere fence can stop Harbowkey squatters?

[quote author=adamusuleiman1 post=130400599][/quote]Bro no even get any supporters.

Odewaleadesoye:
DAILY POST[/font]

Eeyah.....this one isookinh for an imbecille.

Yvonne, good luck finding your mumu.

REDshouse:
Promotion for the galant captain

He should pray the kidnappers' brothers in the NA don't kill him.

[quote author= post=130390457]Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/06/09/fct-police-uncover-bandits-camps-arrest-suspects/[/quote]I hate seeing the word "arrested" associated with bandits and terrorists.

"Neutralised" is so much better.

Northernblood9:
I will suggest that Nigerians boycott some of these perishable foods. Let these greedy farmers suffer heavy loss.

It is not proper that federal government will fund these farmers to encourage self sufficiency but yet, these greedy bastards will still make these foods non affordable for common man

The "greedy bastards" have to pay millions to bandits before they can even harvest their crops.

I need you to think about what that will do to the prices.

Kuginzi:
By Chukwudi Akasike

https://punchng.com/nigerians-will-decide-if-atiku-or-obi-will-be-pdps-candidate-in-2027-bafarawa/

Na Ghanaians go decide before?

I only pray make pipu get sense before next elections, including INEC officials.

All of us join now to experience dis Shege Pro Max.....make all man sha get sense next elections, abeg!!

LastProphet:
My brother don't deceive yourself pls, it is a pure tragedy to die with your wife and child, why do people pray against evil? What is evil? Is it not tragedy's like this? Munroe and wife and others including a young pastor and his wife and their son all died, what are you talking about? I realized most Christians don't know the God they serve. Try read some other accounts of history besides your Bible or spiritual books so you can learn. Read about the accounts of Christians that ran to hide in churches during the Rwanda genocide of 1994, I read those accounts as a young lad in the 90's and I realized a lot. Many people especially Nigerians are deluded, if it seems anything is working for you, thank your ancestors, thank God and keep your mouth shut

Las-las, all man go die.

Live with it.

If death was evil, then evil wins all the time, at the end, so why do we even try to be good?

Is this too hard for you to understand?

What I said was for Christians. Dr. Miles and his wife were Christians. Mr. Wigwe and his family were obviously Christians.

The Lord sees the heart, like I said earlier.

Are you a Christian?

If you aren't, there's no argument. We don't have the same beliefs.

Urgent1Million:
No DNA needed.
Their faces alone would tell you everything you need to know about them.
Like father, like daughters.
Cute, firm and focused.

DNA kẹ̀?

When their mother is not a Nigerian?!?!

LastProphet:
In the pastor's mind the Wigwes didn't have enough anointing, or they were not just having enough grace like him and his beautiful 60yr old wife, otherwise they shouldn't have perished like that. That's why they had no empathy to feel for the Wigwes. The moment you meet anyone that thinks they have a special sort of grace on their head, remind the dullard that they will never have half the grace of [b]Myles Munroe and yet he perished like the Wigwes. [/b]The worst foooolishness is self delusion

Real Christians don't see physical death as "perishing". To perish is to die and go to eternal damnation.

So, a person who died in a plane crash while spending his life serving the Lord hasn't "perished", as far as we know (the Lord sees the heart), but has gone home to his/her reward.

I will like to point out that Dr. Myles had said that he would like to die with his wife.......funny, but that's exactly what happened.

What do you think about that?

GistMedia0:
Funny moment a man was heard in a footage lamenting his arrest for not using a pedestrian bridge in Lagos. He claims the arrest was selective, as other individuals who committed the same offense were not detained.

In the footage, reportedly recorded by the man himself inside a police vehicle, he shows other people disregarding the same traffic rule without facing consequences. He expresses frustration, stating that the authorities admitted they cannot arrest everyone, but seemingly target specific individuals.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGe1wMyBUy8

Na who den catch commit.

Kaczynski:
After match na straight to the other room

You didn't read the part that says she's 12, did you?

You want Tunde to turn into Baba Ijesha?

omoredia:
if a monkey like travel the world and make hard currency the state of the jungle is what will determine the reception he gets outside of the jungle.

No wahala o.....

Enjoy yourself.