jmoore:
Fornication Aka premarital sex.




Strictly virgin till I marry.

If you registered in 2007 I can bet my left kidney that you're above 35....be like say you'll be a virgin forever at this rate

Fountainofyouth:



Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.

What the actual Bleep....I thought at 1st that maybe you just exaggerated but damn this is clear obsession....the calling 11 times per day alone is draining enough for me I can't now imagine all the rest...maybe you were his 1st girlfriend/love?

pendusky:


he has so many posts, he's NL Anonymous ,you can't quote his post, you can't see his last seen, he was active that year...

Lmfao so that's what you mean....when it shows a post and it shows "nobody" it's not actually by the monicker nobody...I think it's when a user has been banned or in time out it doesn't display their name....how I know? Sometimes people quote the message of the "nobody" and you can see the original monicker in the quotted message

pendusky:
The monicker Nobody remain a mystery on nairaland.


https://www.nairaland.com/nobody

You cant see him/her profile yet s/he is active.

1) I can view the profile
2) it's not active

BEATNEST:
There are some nairaland Monikers that brought joy to us and are no where to be found now

Let's mention them


I remember timesup234..... That man used to cause havoc in the travel thread and hated anyone planning to leave the country especially to the USA
If the survival of USA depended on him he wouldn't think twice before blowing it up

I heard he got a ban on the travel thread till I think 2021 because everyone hated him and he vowed to wreck more havoc


Slowarmir.... That guy the damn nigga guy just disappeared after someone posted his picture on nairaland after he told the person not to

I'll add to the list once I remember
Add yours

Abeg where I fit find that slowarmir picture

Fountainofyouth:
He went to meet a friend of his that is my colleague, to give him a list of all the males I talk to at work, thinking I broke up with him cos of one of them,

He called me 70 times everyday, I didn't pick

He sent me 20 sms of disfiguring my face and body threats, 30 sms of death threats, 20 sms pleading for me to take him back,

He came knocking at my door, I didn't open, he shouted at me to the hearing of my neighbours that if I dont open the door, he'd burn the house with me inside, my neighbours flung him out of our compound,

How he eventually left me alone was when I got his elder brother's number, reported everything to him, the elder bro then told their mum, the mum called my ex to leave that state, and start coming to Lagos, this dude actually quit his job and left for Lagos the next day, weird but a relief,

The tory plenty but I'll stop here, this happened 4 yrs ago, I saw signs of obsession thinking it was 100% love and loyalty.

I'm interested in these signs of obessesions...care to share more ?

Kingnutts:


I'm aware of spotify limitations to nigeria, but you can check through my previous threads to get more info on how I operate..

ALSO...
If u b artist and u get nice songs or u know of any artist with nice songs I don't mind buying the rights to use it on spotify, I no dey buy d song ooh, just the sole rights to use on spotify, the track remains urs to use as u wish

Lol you lost my point...my point was you called it Spotified and not Spotify....

On other matters I also know how it works, no day goes without me using the app, I have 2 friends that produce their music onto the platform

daddy001:
He's right, at least 80% guarantee assured with Medicine or Nursing

It still isn't guaranteed...guaranteed means it's a sure deal...it has a high probability of work after but not guaranteed

ModestGal:
I finished university at age 19
I don't think I was rushed, it just happened naturally, I was the best in my classes and thus the need to promote me, and when I registered for primary school exam, I passed more than all my seniors, so parents just allowed me to go to JSS1
I will be clocking 24 soon and yet, no Job even after finishing both Undergraduate and post graduate at 22. Not just graduating but graduating as the best student in both, what if I was still in 300level? Or I'm just graduating with a second class lower at age 24? It means I would never find a job in Nigeria.
Well, I don't hope getting any Job anymore, I have passed that age, I have bigger dreams now, very big ones.
I just look at my classmates but can't help pitying them, especially those doing their PHD already, they have no hope, no single hope

Useless country called Nigeria

There was someone in my department just like you...finished same age and immediately did his master's...finished masters by 20 and just like you he was smart....not sure if he has a job now cos as you know life moves on and I'm not one to be following up on everybody's life...also I find it hard to believe you haven't found a job even with all your academic excellence..
May I ask what course you studied if you don't mind ?

Farki:
The job market is very competitive these days. All those people who say that you should graduate at at least 25 are either living in a fantasy land or didn't pursue higher education.

Aside from medicine there is no such thing as guaranteed employment after school again.

And what makes medicine so guaranteed ? ...no job is a guaranteed job as far as I'm concerned

Queenlovely:
when a song is easy to sing along to . it spreads like wildfire

In this scenario that doesn't make sense because the nursery school rhyme the baby rejected is actually easier to sing along to

Iyocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

No section of this country is effectively functioning. The only good side of this news is that my cotonou plug go fit move in cotonou weed enter naija without any additional charges. If you smoke cotonou weed ehn if you see Buhari you fit tear am slap not minding the security aides.

Anytime I'm feeling sober all i do is sewa

K

Kingnutts:
great news for me as a blogger n social media pr. . OYA artistes hit me up let's earn from spotified...

Spotified ke ....you don build your own version of Spotify abi

Iyocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

It's really disappointing a country like Nigeria with great potentials and mineral resources is being headed by bunch of ungrateful idiots who only care about their personal gains and what they can loot and not what the masses go through.
Nigeria is a big disgrace to Africa. Giant of Africa my ass

K

Iyocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Why prosecute people who are taking what rightly belong to them.
While other state governorship are freely leaving the citizens of their state to freely loot the palliatives, ifeanyi Ugwuayi of Enugu state and obiano of anambra killed their citizens because of indomie 3k.
Gburu gburu is the worse thing to ever happened to Enugu state in a long time

K

ivolt:

So, nobody can shoot on their own in Nigeria, unless they are ordered? You guys should stop worshipping whites.

How is this even related to worshipping ? Smh you don't even know how to relate situations ...my statement was more in line with the lekki shooting....anyway regardless of worshipping it Nigerians getting order or whatever, it doesn't change the fact nobody gave those officers orders to shoot, finish.

Nonsense

ivolt:
#EndCops
It is time we lend our peaceful protesters to the oppressed black people of America. They shot him 10 times which show how heartless they are. CNN should investigate who ordered the shooting. Amnesty international should push for sanctions against the US as they have been killing blacks at a very high rate. Petitions must be sent to the ICC too, we can't let this slide.

Which dirty order ...you think that is Nigeria...they shot on their own

Baawaa:

She has won then,106 out of 164,I believe they will not do like PDP,putting on Atiku's shirt and putting on kwakwansor cap.
Okonjo Iweala,we wish you all the best

But is it a voting thing? Is the candidate chosen by votes? I don't think so
..cos if it was then they would already be saying she has won and not backing her up...

Baawaa:
There is mixup in this story,the heading says ROBBERS while the content is saying hoodlums and mprotesters. Which one to believe, we should read the story very well.

The hoodlums that robbed him are now robbers

NwadykExcel:
ASUU Continue ooooooo

Don't stop!
Universities need funding immensly so don't stop till it is acquired.

Because no be Dem dey hold back

If only Nigerian leaders were this caring to their citizens

dazzlingd:



Rubbish


Wetin pele play wey ronaldo and messi no play better.

Just like to hype ancient times....

Rubbish!

The GOAT battle is between ronaldo and messi..

And Ronaldo should top a reasonable list...he has conquered home and abroad.

From national team to England, to Spain and to italy...the consistent wicked record breaker and record creator.


Breaker of records, first of his name, Lord Ronaldo

This same thing you said about acient times is probably what someone will say again in like 100yrs from now when they do this list again...you didn't watch pele so don't judge

Comot for here

Macsjebs:

Brother, not hoodlums, the abrupt distruption of activities did
A happy atmosphere breeds more patronage, everywhere is tensed even up till now

I am sorry if I offended you that way, I hope my apology would suffice to change your mind so you patronize
Cheers

I see....I hope everything doesn't return to normal but returns better so your business would boom better...stay safe bro...and I wasn't offended lol...it's just that with the way people lie these days it's hard to trust/believe anyone

Macsjebs:

Brother, not hoodlums, the abrupt distruption of activities did
A happy atmosphere breeds more patronage, everywhere is tensed even up till now

I am sorry if I offended you that way, I hope my apology would suffice to change your mind so you patronize
Cheers

I see....I hope everything doesn't return to normal but returns better so your business would boom better...stay safe bro

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Every body just dey misbehave for the country
If na me be the girl i for allow am enter


Then watch how God go do miracle to frustrate the army
Last last after he don use oppression finish then ATM nor go pay am
The ATM go tell am

" issuer or switch inoperative"

Then he go insert am again
The ATM go tell am
"Card not smart"

He go bring am out clean am
Then insert am again
The ATM go tell am
" currently out of service"

Then he don dey frustrate small small
He insert am again
The ATM go tell am
"Insufficient funds"

Then he go insert am again
Boom!!!
The thing go sieze he card

See wahalar
Cry he nor go fit cry
to make the matter worse
He card dey different from the atm machine bank


And according to CBN rule if ATM machine seize your card and the ATM machine and your card nor be the same bank

You are on your own
You can't get that card anymore
The bank will not give you your card according to CBN rules because it is not the same bank. They will destroy the card
You will go and do another one with one thousand naira

Which type fantasy story is this one dreaming na smh

GreatResearcher:
I'm not supporting assault but the lady got what she deserved. Watch the video very well you will see that the lady deliberately wanted the soldier to beat her so she can post it on the internet and trend. Even when people begged her to leave she thrown herself on the soldier.

Modified:
Whenever you see a soldier or officer in military uniform, it's most likely that he or she is on official duty.
These men while on duty try to steal a little time from their busy schedule to attend to their personal needs.

That is why most of them when the go to ATM stand they try to beat the queue because of their limited time.

This soldier went to the ATM stand as you can see his dressing. There's 90% possibility that he is on duty.

He tried to beat the queue. Instead of the lady to speak to him politely she started with insults.

Was the lady the only person at that ATM?

The soldier annoyance was she bringing out her phone to record the soldier.

That was when the soldier puts his wallet in his pocket and brought out his belt.

He didn't even beat her o.

She wanna trend that's all.

Mumu... receive sense...I'm sure you're a soldier also

Brandonx:
Sometimes these so called clergy men/women threaten others all in the name of the bible said this the bible said that. That same bible also said vengeance is of the Lord.

If you are not chasing clout why come online to rant. Nigerians interprete the bible to justify their nonsense character.

Just image how even before they started praying she told someone "oya hold this phone and video us praying so that I can post and share so people will see I am not joking and grieving"

I don't doubt they looted her but the fact she's trying her best to prove she didn't lie just seems like she's actually chasing clout

Macsjebs:
Just Imagine

No matter what I say, no degree of marketing, would suffice for you to see my signature but kindly let me know if I offended you in anyway just so I can apologize, I may not be aware

How is business recovering brother?
Assuming you didn't lie about hoodlums looting your business store and it wasn't just a reason to advertise

HandmadeD:
That's Captain Hoodlum

Lmfao

Tonylyte:


Shut up! You discombobulated terratoid! His son is Falz, one of those persons that took the lead in the protests.

That one off me