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RomanceRe: Guys Can Be Really Funny, Do U Have To Impress A Girl? by jkpretty(op): 10:42am On Oct 08, 2007
[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=83908.msg1567122#msg1567122 date=1191835487]Sounds like a friend of mine in school.He has his own car but when he wants to pull a chick,He just has to borrow another guys car(tighter one) and when the ladies he pick up with his friends car sees him in his own car,He starts saying rubbish how his cars is in the mechanic and has to borrow someone's else car to move around

Its just complex to me.Once you see a beautiful Girl,you feel you need all the blings and shining things to get her attention.[/quote]U are feeling me, its quite annoying u see.

Just like, u are looking at a lady's hands, just as u r about telling her how lovely the fingers are, she says "sorry 'em i was supposed to get them manicured yesterday, i forgot"
RomanceRe: My Love Left Me For Someone I Least Expected by jkpretty(f): 10:30am On Oct 08, 2007
just leave her, act like u don't even send her, if u've been calling her before, stop calling her, don't be friends wit her, just forget her.

thats the logic, people hate to be ignored even if they don't need u for anything, but---they'll one day want to know why u've stopped bothering.
RomanceRe: My Love Left Me For Someone I Least Expected by jkpretty(f): 10:27am On Oct 08, 2007
just leave her, act like u don't even send her, if u've been calling her before, stop calling her, don't be friends wit her, just forget her.

thats the logic, people hate to be ignored even if they don't need u for anything, but---they'll one day want to know why u've stopped bothering.
Poems For ReviewRe: Can We Publish A Poetry Anthology? by jkpretty(f): 10:21am On Oct 08, 2007
thanks Ruudie,

@ all Please lets try and meet at a place, i suggest Lagos, preferably on a saturday. Any where u choose, i'll be there.
RomanceRe: Pls Help: I'm In Love With Two Women by jkpretty(f): 10:09am On Oct 08, 2007
But how u compare a relationship of 5yrs with a relationship months old, haba!

Wait until u see d other side of the second girl, then u'll know d devil is better!
RomanceRe: Guys Can Be Really Funny, Do U Have To Impress A Girl? by jkpretty(op): 9:47am On Oct 08, 2007
lololo:
na u sabi grin grin
Yes o, na me sabi, u sound like one of such kinds tongue
RomanceGuys Can Be Really Funny, Do U Have To Impress A Girl? by jkpretty(op): 5:01pm On Oct 05, 2007
I was waiting at the junction of my house for a cab to take to the office, early this morning & then a guy stopped by, who was also going to the office in his car. I had seen him on two occassions around my area in that car so i knew that he knew me too. I told him i he could drop me at the nearest junction, but as we talked on we realised our offices was even at the same area as well, & i was glad, he talked well, he could gist well, he was really ok, but when he droped me at my office & i turned to say goodbye, all i heared was "sorry about my car" and i said "what?" and then he repeated "sorry about my car, u know, i'm using an old model mecedez benz, i hope to change it real soon, my 206 is coming soon"

And that just got me really pissed off, do u have to impress to catch attention? i can kill for a natural guy.

Its just like u go & look up a girl, u meet her messed up, & u don't bother, u are just fine with it & she says sorry my hair is messed up, sorry i've not made up, i believe there's nothing more annoying than that.
RomanceRe: Is It Necessary to Be A Girl's Friend Before You Start Dating Her? by jkpretty(f): 11:32am On Oct 05, 2007
All that matters is that u have good/deep friendship before u get married.
RomanceRe: Is This Really Love? by jkpretty(f): 9:05am On Oct 05, 2007
I see it like he definitely has been communicating with d old love in Nigeria, because, i mean how can u gilt someone leaving her for several years only to come back & say one sweet thing & then she follows.except she had been praying for divine miracles

Its sad to think that he married d dead wife to get himself together*rich/greencard* even worse to think he had loved someone else all d while. wicked, wicked world angry
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Boyfriend/girlfriend In The Public? by jkpretty(f): 8:49am On Oct 05, 2007
i've not kissed in public. i think i'm a rather shy person. But d idea is perfectly wonderful.

The environment don't matter with whom u want to kiss, *because some people have been saying that*its what u feel there & then that matters.
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 8:22am On Oct 05, 2007
Thanks Ituen

Ur mama is so romantic that she gave ur father thorns instead of roses
Poems For ReviewRe: Can We Publish A Poetry Anthology? by jkpretty(f): 3:12pm On Oct 04, 2007
Hi all, i don't know if i'm late concerning this anthology thingy. I'm so down with it. i have my peoms too, i even have a good short story. I got cut short of writing poems when i got heart broken (shit happens, long time ago though). & then i lost interest. but thank God i dint throw my poems away. I still have them. Lets make plans on how to make this work. My poems are mostly of love, i know i can still work on doing more.

Many of my poems are short, this one one of those i remember by heart,

Mystique

U say i'm a mystique

Something Unique & ageless in unraveling

Yet intriguing & fascinating

As it unfolds---
Forum GamesRe: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by jkpretty(f): 1:50pm On Oct 04, 2007
"Humility is such an elusive thing, just when u think u've got it, U've lost it"
Forum GamesRe: Submit Your "quote Of The Day" by jkpretty(f): 1:49pm On Oct 04, 2007
God bless those who give without remembering & take witout forgetting
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2007
your momma is so thoughtful so consider family planning after 2dozens of children
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 12:20pm On Oct 04, 2007
Ur mama is so old that angels in heaven call her grandma
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 12:18pm On Oct 04, 2007
ur mama is so stupid she picked her groceries instead of u in a hit & run car accident, that's why ur head looks the ways it does.
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 12:12pm On Oct 04, 2007
your mama is so ugly that people spit at the site of her
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 12:01pm On Oct 04, 2007
ur mama is so stupid she stood on the escalator to eight hours, when electricity suppy went off
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by jkpretty(f): 11:57am On Oct 04, 2007
@Migines i love this thread

@Topic

Ur mama is so neat she uses her tongue to type on the keyboardscratches head
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love To Gossip and blame it on Men? by jkpretty(f): 10:28am On Oct 04, 2007
Like Duh!
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love To Gossip and blame it on Men? by jkpretty(f): 9:52am On Oct 04, 2007
swiftycool:
We are not Sorry grin grin grin tongue
I don't expect u to be sorry, that u admit is enough for me grin tongue
RomanceRe: Can You Tell Your Spouse, Boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/fiancee, How Much You Earn by jkpretty(f): 9:46am On Oct 04, 2007
Sure he knows, i don't have a problem with that smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love To Gossip and blame it on Men? by jkpretty(f): 9:38am On Oct 04, 2007
When u see men put their heads together, its not football, its not business either---

U don't wanna know, they discuss d stupidest things.
RomanceRe: What Is The Hardest Word To Say? by jkpretty(f): 9:23am On Oct 04, 2007
It was really hard to say "don't call me again" to someone i know really loved me like crazy, its so sad i couldn't return the love.
RomanceRe: ? by jkpretty(f): 9:06am On Oct 04, 2007
U can get tired of a girl with or without sex
RomanceRe: Hello Girls Please Help Me Out Here. by jkpretty(f): 8:56am On Oct 04, 2007
Me o, i personally like garri, but there has to be a with something, like moi-moi, suya, groundnut e.t.c

& all those who would yab should yab me o, I've eaten Garri & suya wit my boyfriend b4 while stil @ school, & we just started dating then o, infact its one of the most memorable food i remember us eating, it waz fun grin
RomanceRe: Kissable Lips by jkpretty(f): 4:50pm On Oct 03, 2007
I don't think its jolie's lips, i thinks its she her self, truely she's sexy & she looks like kiss it self.

its more in her eyes than her lips. She just has a way she places those lips. good for her though.

@kooldamsel what do u mean by Africans being lipilicious?
RomanceGuys What Does Jealousy Have To Do With Love by jkpretty(op): 12:10pm On Oct 03, 2007
People act based on jealousy & its attached to love---does it relate?

Do U have to be jealous over something u love? Even when u know its urs?
RomanceRe: Should I Still Date Him? by jkpretty(f): 11:23am On Oct 03, 2007
Ask your friend that told u he's married to show u some evidence to prove the guy is married

The fact that he's married could be true. Guys could go extra mile to get what is not theirs, the fact that u already love him too could blind u to somethings, You need to tread softly.

Be wise & ask your friend questions to reveal what she knows.
RomanceRe: A Pretty & Naturally Endowed Lady Whose Spoken English Is Awful by jkpretty(f): 11:11am On Oct 03, 2007
Fluency in English does not potray Intellect undecided

Great command of English on d other hand gives me an ache for a second look wink

If complemented wit a good look, that's ---wow!
RomanceRe: Women Get Pissed Off When I Meet Them by jkpretty(f): 10:50am On Oct 03, 2007
Who says life was fair undecided

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