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[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=83908.msg1567122#msg1567122 date=1191835487]Sounds like a friend of mine in school.He has his own car but when he wants to pull a chick,He just has to borrow another guys car(tighter one) and when the ladies he pick up with his friends car sees him in his own car,He starts saying rubbish how his cars is in the mechanic and has to borrow someone's else car to move around Its just complex to me.Once you see a beautiful Girl,you feel you need all the blings and shining things to get her attention.[/quote]U are feeling me, its quite annoying u see. Just like, u are looking at a lady's hands, just as u r about telling her how lovely the fingers are, she says "sorry 'em i was supposed to get them manicured yesterday, i forgot" |
just leave her, act like u don't even send her, if u've been calling her before, stop calling her, don't be friends wit her, just forget her. thats the logic, people hate to be ignored even if they don't need u for anything, but---they'll one day want to know why u've stopped bothering. |
just leave her, act like u don't even send her, if u've been calling her before, stop calling her, don't be friends wit her, just forget her. thats the logic, people hate to be ignored even if they don't need u for anything, but---they'll one day want to know why u've stopped bothering. |
thanks Ruudie, @ all Please lets try and meet at a place, i suggest Lagos, preferably on a saturday. Any where u choose, i'll be there. |
But how u compare a relationship of 5yrs with a relationship months old, haba! Wait until u see d other side of the second girl, then u'll know d devil is better! |
lololo:Yes o, na me sabi, u sound like one of such kinds ![]() |
I was waiting at the junction of my house for a cab to take to the office, early this morning & then a guy stopped by, who was also going to the office in his car. I had seen him on two occassions around my area in that car so i knew that he knew me too. I told him i he could drop me at the nearest junction, but as we talked on we realised our offices was even at the same area as well, & i was glad, he talked well, he could gist well, he was really ok, but when he droped me at my office & i turned to say goodbye, all i heared was "sorry about my car" and i said "what?" and then he repeated "sorry about my car, u know, i'm using an old model mecedez benz, i hope to change it real soon, my 206 is coming soon" And that just got me really pissed off, do u have to impress to catch attention? i can kill for a natural guy. Its just like u go & look up a girl, u meet her messed up, & u don't bother, u are just fine with it & she says sorry my hair is messed up, sorry i've not made up, i believe there's nothing more annoying than that. |
All that matters is that u have good/deep friendship before u get married. |
I see it like he definitely has been communicating with d old love in Nigeria, because, i mean how can u gilt someone leaving her for several years only to come back & say one sweet thing & then she follows.except she had been praying for divine miracles Its sad to think that he married d dead wife to get himself together*rich/greencard* even worse to think he had loved someone else all d while. wicked, wicked world ![]() |
i've not kissed in public. i think i'm a rather shy person. But d idea is perfectly wonderful. The environment don't matter with whom u want to kiss, *because some people have been saying that*its what u feel there & then that matters. |
Thanks Ituen Ur mama is so romantic that she gave ur father thorns instead of roses |
Hi all, i don't know if i'm late concerning this anthology thingy. I'm so down with it. i have my peoms too, i even have a good short story. I got cut short of writing poems when i got heart broken (shit happens, long time ago though). & then i lost interest. but thank God i dint throw my poems away. I still have them. Lets make plans on how to make this work. My poems are mostly of love, i know i can still work on doing more. Many of my poems are short, this one one of those i remember by heart, Mystique U say i'm a mystique Something Unique & ageless in unraveling Yet intriguing & fascinating As it unfolds--- |
"Humility is such an elusive thing, just when u think u've got it, U've lost it" |
God bless those who give without remembering & take witout forgetting |
your momma is so thoughtful so consider family planning after 2dozens of children |
Ur mama is so old that angels in heaven call her grandma |
ur mama is so stupid she picked her groceries instead of u in a hit & run car accident, that's why ur head looks the ways it does. |
your mama is so ugly that people spit at the site of her |
ur mama is so stupid she stood on the escalator to eight hours, when electricity suppy went off |
@Migines i love this thread @Topic Ur mama is so neat she uses her tongue to type on the keyboardscratches head |
Like Duh! |
swiftycool:I don't expect u to be sorry, that u admit is enough for me ![]() |
Sure he knows, i don't have a problem with that ![]() |
When u see men put their heads together, its not football, its not business either--- U don't wanna know, they discuss d stupidest things. |
It was really hard to say "don't call me again" to someone i know really loved me like crazy, its so sad i couldn't return the love. |
U can get tired of a girl with or without sex |
Me o, i personally like garri, but there has to be a with something, like moi-moi, suya, groundnut e.t.c & all those who would yab should yab me o, I've eaten Garri & suya wit my boyfriend b4 while stil @ school, & we just started dating then o, infact its one of the most memorable food i remember us eating, it waz fun ![]() |
I don't think its jolie's lips, i thinks its she her self, truely she's sexy & she looks like kiss it self. its more in her eyes than her lips. She just has a way she places those lips. good for her though. @kooldamsel what do u mean by Africans being lipilicious? |
People act based on jealousy & its attached to love---does it relate? Do U have to be jealous over something u love? Even when u know its urs? |
Ask your friend that told u he's married to show u some evidence to prove the guy is married The fact that he's married could be true. Guys could go extra mile to get what is not theirs, the fact that u already love him too could blind u to somethings, You need to tread softly. Be wise & ask your friend questions to reveal what she knows. |
Fluency in English does not potray Intellect ![]() Great command of English on d other hand gives me an ache for a second look ![]() If complemented wit a good look, that's ---wow! |
Who says life was fair ![]() |
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