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RomanceRe: Muscular Or Slim Guys Which Do You Prefer by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Nov 05, 2007
Muscular guys look attractive on the hard cover of Novels & Mags, I look & admire dats as far as it goes.Its not romantic as far as i believe tongue

I like them slim & dark, not skinny tho
RomanceRe: op by jkpretty(f): 4:06pm On Nov 05, 2007
tkb417:
I don't use money to attract babes and i used to have them in plenty. Not anymore sha.
I gave my life to Christ recently cool
Hmmmn! Good for u.

Joey82:
even if girls are evil, they're a neccessary evil grin
U can say dat again! wink
RomanceRe: Girls, Why The Protruding Tummy by jkpretty(f): 3:57pm On Nov 05, 2007
Joey82:
@jkpretty,
ve been arround, just took time 2 enjoy my weekend,
how was urs?
Splendid on saturday, not cool on sunday, its boring where i stay
RomanceRe: Girls, Why The Protruding Tummy by jkpretty(f): 1:20pm On Nov 05, 2007
@wed123

shocked shocked shocked shocked o my o my

@joey82
where have u been?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are We Going To Sitdown And Wait? by jkpretty(f): 10:28am On Nov 05, 2007
@sauce Kid

Thanx jare, How r u today? so wa pa?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are We Going To Sitdown And Wait? by jkpretty(f): 9:50am On Nov 05, 2007
Phiniter:
cover up
Could u Expatiate?
FashionRe: Women And Noisy Shoes by jkpretty(f): 8:33am On Nov 05, 2007
@finemocha

bad bad girl, u are grin grin grin

I'll just kill myself
Jokes EtcRe: To My Extra Large Girlfriend by jkpretty(f): 8:14am On Nov 05, 2007
Saipro:
If you can't stand her being fat, let her know, on-on-one. Not on these pages. Obesity, whether pathological or self-induced isn't something to be laughed at or chided. Counsel the person. Let your mind out. If things'll work out. They will. If they won't, well, you'll know soon enough . . .
nnada:
It seems that you like this women, then help her. You don't need to make her feel inferior, that does not help, but rather help her the way you are doing, put her on diet, anhd encourage her to excerise.
You can make her what you want, and don't listen to peoples mocking, people will always talk even fat or lepa(skinny)

Am big too but, my husband like me like that. Anyway not obese, so watch it for her, things will work out right.
huh huh huh Why do some people have to take things with so much passion

Is there something called jokes?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are We Going To Sitdown And Wait? by jkpretty(f): 4:34pm On Nov 02, 2007
saucekid:
to be justified,

jkpretty, can i meet you? cheesy cheesy
Saucekid word up!
RomanceRe: Am I Wrong in Sharing Her Problems On Nairaland? by jkpretty(f): 3:44pm On Nov 01, 2007
Really, i think she must have trusted u, to share her problems with u. Seeing her whole life right in front of her, might seem the whole world knows its her, even if her name is not there. I suppose telling her b4 hand like many people said b4 posting anything on here would have saved lots of havoc. Ask 4 forgiveness again & again & i hope she'll forgive u.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Lady And Guy Would You Like To Date On Nairaland by jkpretty(f): 3:29pm On Nov 01, 2007
Joey82:
i would've love 2 date jkpretty
joey these are for u kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Girls, Why The Protruding Tummy by jkpretty(f): 3:15pm On Nov 01, 2007
Ladies who have protruding tummy should trim, abeg its no evidence of goodliving, and don't flunt it, if u've got it. Please hid them under long tops & shirts if u simply can't do the work of trimming or sit-ups.

There are good number of people who have flat tummies, but to say they out number the amount that don't have, i cannot say.

So ladies abeg watch it, lest these peeps we call guys wash us down with their mouth.

@joey82
so u are watching ladies' tummy abi?
Poems For ReviewRe: Wrote You A Song by jkpretty(f): 1:33pm On Nov 01, 2007
denex:
Hmmm, Cute.
Thanx denex

But why is this section so dry, please lets come up with something interesting!
I hate the way we are not cultivating the art of creativity or not helping it cry
FashionRe: Women And Noisy Shoes by jkpretty(f): 11:10am On Nov 01, 2007
Scopium:
Hmmm good shoes lipsrsealed
You love the noise you create *shakes head in disappointment*
Scopium, Scopium Scopium, how many times did i call ulooking for my trouble? u won't find it
If u like shake ur head hundred times amma still wear them. tongue tongue

@joey82

Yes o i love them making those noise, & u'd beta start getting used to it now b4 em--em, I'm sure u know.

Really, I love heels, & heels cannot help but produce sounds. Please guys why are u complaining now, U'v lived amongst women long enough to get used to this. If u are not now, u'll still marry us & get used to it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are We Going To Sitdown And Wait? by jkpretty(f): 10:36am On Nov 01, 2007
Funny but that 80% is also present here with no motive of achieving the objective. undecided
FashionRe: Women And Noisy Shoes by jkpretty(f): 10:22am On Nov 01, 2007
A good walk + good shoes + confidence = Pleasant noise wink

I don't regret the look i caused u. I love those noise i create wink
Jokes EtcRe: To My Extra Large Girlfriend by jkpretty(f): 8:25am On Nov 01, 2007
In essence reduce ur fat today as it may become a burden tomorrow tongue tongue grin
RomanceRe: Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend? by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Oct 31, 2007
Hmmmn!
RomanceRe: 17 Signs Of Love by jkpretty(f): 3:01pm On Oct 31, 2007
You got me really laughing at myself for real gringrin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ibadan People Sign In Here by jkpretty(f): 2:48pm On Oct 31, 2007
minute:
omo ibadan kini show re!?!? cheesy cheesy cheesy
nope! Its Omo Ibadan kini so o re cheesy cheesy cheesy

@Salsera

cool, can we hook up? the boredom is killing, are u married, cos I'll prefer it, if u are single. Although most weekend i travel to Lag, we could just make it a date. cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Be The Perfect You. by jkpretty(f): 12:42pm On Oct 31, 2007
Nothing, love the way i look
RomanceRe: Ladies: Your Love Life Or Your Career. Must We Choose? by jkpretty(f): 11:50am On Oct 31, 2007
tkb417:
AND Jkpretty, ill say you went overboard in this your advice. Her hubby feeling insecured??
Do you believe in LDR? (LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP). The best way to scatter a relationship is when you guys are far from each other.

You talking about seeing better guys in Abuja. I'm laffing at you. What if what looks like a better guy turns out to be sham? she will lose in both ways.

@Poster
How much is 63k?arent you a corper? are u thinking you can't get a better offer? to me 63k is slavetrade. I'm sure entry levels in a good organisation should be twice that amount.

Get your ass off to where your hubby is and be happy with what God gave to you. Remember, keep what you have and turn what you have to the best. Thats always the best way to live.

Better guys, better girls are not just der. Dont even think in that line.

@Jkpretty
how far? i still don't have your ID or better still, how do i reach ya?
Uncle, u got me wrong there, If u've not yet gone to serve its hard for u to get a 63k job, cos i'm in dat shoessomehow i feel the guy's telling her to come over must be a selfish interest thingy. If not that'll be hard to believe.

Saying distance kills relationship, is something i agree to, but i'm sure she had to deal with dat when she was in school, & she's still going to deal with it when she goes to serve. So why the trouble. This is an easy thing, if i were her, i will maintain my job, & see him every weekend if that is how i can save my relationship. But really a relationship meant to be will be no matter the hindrance or obstacle.

place ur, YIM
RomanceRe: I Will Never Love Again! by jkpretty(f): 11:10am On Oct 31, 2007
efuah:
. . . but i will evade tongue . . . it's better she tells u than for u to live in fools paradise grin
thanks darl kiss, tell him again
HealthRe: My Wife Has A Mental Problem by jkpretty(f): 10:11am On Oct 31, 2007
yimiton:
This is an advice to other people around, when you meet anyone, weather on line or any where at that, try to get to know the person very well before committing yourself to marriage. Make sure you can live with the person, spend as much time as possible together even before you start dating officially. If and only if you see you are compatible should you start a relationship.
Remember, not all that glitters is gold. That she can take you over to the USA does not make the marriage perfect. This is a life thing.
Be cautious, very very cautious.
Yes o, pls tell them, u meet somebody on net, u don't know the state of the person whether he has one leg or one eye, (pardon me) or using some other person's pix, U r obsessed with the fact that u will travel out of the country, as if its a sure way to success. Talking on phone & chating via YIM or whatever is very different from life contact, if not, why is it that u find some people interesting to chat wit, but when u meet them, u loose the interest. This is some hard lesson, don't sow ur future happiness to some immediate interest that u'll later realize is not worth it. A real lesson.
RomanceRe: I Will Never Love Again! by jkpretty(f): 9:27am On Oct 31, 2007
anycorner:
deos she ever loved you? huh huh huh
huh huh huh
lilrukevwe:
did u loved her with all your heart
huh huh huh

karibu:
she loved me but all over sudden she called yesterday and said her heart was with someone else.
U should be glad she told u the truth. At least appreciate her for that. smiley
HealthRe: My Wife Has A Mental Problem by jkpretty(f): 8:59am On Oct 31, 2007
@Poster, i seem to know somebody thru ur wife's kind of predicament. Its no amount of drugs now, or therapy sessions. People like this seek care & love upmost in their lives, but above all Prayers is the most needed thing here, cos i believe there's no situation too complex for God to change. May God help u.
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Lover Are You? by jkpretty(f): 3:51pm On Oct 30, 2007
almondjoy:
The proverbial classical------ " log of fire wood " kind! grin

Dead as a doornail abi na toenail!
I could bet that, almond girl
RomanceRe: Did U Smile Today? by jkpretty(f): 3:08pm On Oct 30, 2007
I not only smiled, i giggled & laughed hard


@ joey82 Hi dear, saved some smiles for u tongue

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