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Romance / Re: SAD: WhatsApp Just Banned Me — This Is What They Said [Picture] by joeeee240(m): 3:37pm On Jun 03, 2019
iLegendd:
I use Microsoft Word on PC for formatting the book, but writing is with Writers Plus app on phone. You can use any sophisticated app, but I prefer the simple ones.


And please what do you mind by "formatting the book" ?
Romance / Re: SAD: WhatsApp Just Banned Me — This Is What They Said [Picture] by joeeee240(m): 3:36pm On Jun 03, 2019
iLegendd:
I use Microsoft Word on PC for formatting the book, but writing is with Writers Plus app on phone. You can use any sophisticated app, but I prefer the simple ones.


Alright. Thanks. Please can you teach me to write an ebook? I'm trying to learn
Romance / Re: SAD: WhatsApp Just Banned Me — This Is What They Said [Picture] by joeeee240(m): 10:18am On Jun 03, 2019
iLegendd:
Microsoft Word is your answer.


So you use Microsoft word to write your books? I thought you said you used your phone or did you download the app on your phone?
Romance / Re: Tips On How To Know A[virgin Guy] by joeeee240(m): 12:50pm On May 24, 2019
ubunja:
just fvck her like you would fvck any girl. just slower and gentler with a lot of 4play and open communication (make sure you be getting constant and ready feedback about how she feels etc especially with regards to pain)


the blood issue is too small a matter.

no need for marathon sex or 10 rounds. usually 1 or 2 rounds at first are enough. then let her relax for some time to allow her to wrap her head around what just happened. remember she just lost something valuable.

be ready for that attachment thing. you just took her most prized possession.






IMPORTANT 1: also remember from now on the virgin will be drawn to men of your type. it's called IMPRINTING. It's why ladies complain "only a certain type of men approach me" or "why do I attract such and such men". cause THAT type of man is the type of man who deflowered her. if you're a thug from here on thugs are her weakness.


IMPORTANT 2: you must know a virgin will go far and deeper sexually than a non-virgin can because her sexuality is not set yet. unlike the non-virgins. a Virgin is like a lump of Clay still unmoulded. a non-virgin is a pot or vase already so can't change too much from what she is already.



WOW. Amazing write up. Thank you for this bro. You have the best understanding of women I've ever seen. Keep it up and more wisdom.

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Romance / Re: Tips On How To Know A[virgin Guy] by joeeee240(m): 7:59am On May 24, 2019
ValCon888:
My first sex was memorable.
We were both virgins.
But she didn't know i was a virgin the way i expertly deflowered and handled her 3 times that night.


Please how did you expertly deflower and handle her? I wanna learn. smiley
Romance / Re: “if You’re Looking To Marry, Stay Away From Ladies Below The Age Of 25” by joeeee240(m): 10:37am On May 23, 2019
Humility017:

I don't agree with this at all...
my current girl will be 24 this year...and she is more matured and well behaved than the way above 25 years old ladies I have previously gone after...or dated.

some persons tend to be mature than their age and know what they want at a very early stage....

just look for a matured mind to date and don't be carried away by their ages...

Shut Up, your babe is an exception

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Romance / Re: “if You’re Looking To Marry, Stay Away From Ladies Below The Age Of 25” by joeeee240(m): 10:23am On May 23, 2019
Ubunja what's your take on this?
Education / Re: Is Medicine And Surgery Worth All The Admission Stress? by joeeee240(m): 9:16pm On May 22, 2019
Tella360:

I swear most people jokes with computer science in school not knowing a lot of things is there. Do you imagine a Nigerian at the age of 19 making his first millions

How please?
Education / Re: Is Medicine And Surgery Worth All The Admission Stress? by joeeee240(m): 4:41pm On May 22, 2019
eni4real:
Your points are highly educative. I hope people learn from this... I think the trend is as old as Nigeria democracy... People get carried away by the course.

Physiology, Nursing, Medical Lab Sciences are wonderful courses too!!!
I prefer Nursing to Medicine tho..

Physiology? undecided please how?

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Education / Re: Is Medicine And Surgery Worth All The Admission Stress? by joeeee240(m): 4:34pm On May 22, 2019
jonesky080:
Not anymore. There are other courses which are considered better and also high paying in the labour market.

Please, courses like? I would love to know
Business / Re: The Mafia Manager by joeeee240(m): 9:22am On May 22, 2019
Tyche:
"Open your mouth and your wallet cautiously".

Hey, please can you share with me the soft copy. Thanks
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Girls Pass The Gold Digger Test by joeeee240(m): 6:11pm On May 17, 2019
scaramucci:


Hookup convoy, bro. Though some of them would want to form at times. Watch out for words like "Hmmm". That's a good signal.

Thanks for the tip bro smiley

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Girls Pass The Gold Digger Test by joeeee240(m): 6:08pm On May 17, 2019
ubunja:
you go straight to hook-up mode. And make it quick. Don't drag things over many days.

One day on2go in Freakshow room I'm in a bad mood insulting everyone left and right generally pissed. This lady Adds me and we chat pvt. She asks why I'm so full of shît and lacking manners. I tell her I'm angry. She asks me if I would like to meet up. I say no problem "When?". She says in 30 mins. My anger disappears.

Thing is women log onto these Apps especially when Hōrñy and they don't want something that will take days to materialize. They love that forbidden thing of fvcking strangers. You gotta be a freak or pretend you are.



Wow, alright... Thank you a lot for this boss cool

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Girls Pass The Gold Digger Test by joeeee240(m): 2:52pm On May 16, 2019
scaramucci:


You are very right. Some of them even warned in the profiles that they are not for hookup and that you should dare not chat them up for that if you don't want to be insulted. I ignored those warnings nonetheless and they always turn out to be the same sluts we know them to be.

How did you start your convos with them? Did you approach them as normal girls or you went straight into hooking up convos?
Celebrities / Re: It was Olamide and Burna Boy that secure the release of Zlatan Ibile not Davido by joeeee240(m): 12:11pm On May 16, 2019
mvem:
everything is recoverible, it just depends on the resources the person have ...like the NSA Echelon Computer will decipher everything in your phone both past and present in seconds ...whether deleted or undeleted ....in computer science you are taught that nothing actually is really deleted in your phone...deleted files still occupy a certain space in your drive ...whether it was formatted, hard reset or whatever ....real hackers physically destroy there drive or phone to erase memory permanently because no matter how safe you think your drive is or how long you have deleted something, everything is recoverible depending on know-how and resources available .....I don't know how far the EFCC has gone but I know many things can be and has been compromised ...WhatsApp, emails etc...Firms can be told to give personal information about your data print depending on how high profile the case can be ....if you want to be 100% elusive don't just be on the internet ...

Cc Benz4pimp
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Girls Pass The Gold Digger Test by joeeee240(m): 8:40am On May 16, 2019
ubunja:
you and me are alike. The best way to see how far you can go with women is the Social Media. Especially anonymous ones. You'll get a window into female depravity that will make you sick to your stomach. Women go deeper than any man can.

And especially the things women say in passing, by mistake. When they assume you're perverse like them. One day this chick on Whatsapp says to me "Now I want to try 7 guys." My jaw dropped. I ask myself "so you've tried 2,3,4,5,6??"

If you want to see women's nàkèd soul you must sell them yourself to them as someone who can't be fazed by anything. You have to get a woman in that comfort zone. Then she'll unburden herself.

One day I did like you. Asked this Chick for a gàng bhang. But a paid one. She tells me not at the moment but she has a friend interested. But the friend turns out to be ugly. I reject her. Then Chick A links me with this other girl who asks how many guys. I tell her a number above 5. I also tell her we gonna compensate her. Then she says the most craziest thing ever. She says "OK, if you can go hardcore on me I will do it free". Again my jaw drops. But I don't show it.

Keywords are DONT APPEAR FAZED.

To this day I have numbers on my phone of women who're still waiting for me to get dogs for them to fvck (2), and women who have even slept with spirits. I have followed the rabbit hole to crazy depths that I have been scarred for life. I have seen too much.






UBUNJA, THE GRAND MASTER!! grin grin
Sports / Re: Kubrat Pulev Fined, Banned From Boxing After Kissing Female Reporter (Photos) by joeeee240(m): 3:23pm On May 15, 2019
She liked it, this is not sexual harassment in any way. She liked it and wanted it. She even showed boobs to him as an invitation

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Education / Re: Pastor Charles Esimone, UNIZIK Vice Chancellor - Picture by joeeee240(m): 2:26pm On May 15, 2019
joeprince23:
My Alma matter, I love unizik in those days we use to call the skul 'na-you'. Greatest zikits!!

Na you? Please what does the name mean?
Celebrities / Re: It was Olamide and Burna Boy that secure the release of Zlatan Ibile not Davido by joeeee240(m): 11:18am On May 15, 2019
shogsman:


30minutes with your iPhone and I'll recover all your deleted files.

shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: It was Olamide and Burna Boy that secure the release of Zlatan Ibile not Davido by joeeee240(m): 11:01am On May 15, 2019
Amastermovic:


bro immediately Efcc carry them dey r literally broke if you know how dey operate..

they don't need to force you much to open your phone u will be moved to the IT section if you use android all pics u deleted from ur phone will be extracted immediately.. I phone u will open last last.. ur statement of account every since you will account for less I forget u won't access that account..

there's an Android app on play store to test this.
just go to playstore and search for disk digger u will see all deleted pics but Efcc is far equipped
ur SIM will be search thoroughly and even if lost network will provide dem with replacement.

before taking u to ur apartment where Marshall will give you ur bed and show you ur room...

less I forget them go sign till there brain reset

If you dey use iPhone dem no fit access am Na. Android Na scam

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Romance / Re: Marry A Caucasian And Get A cute Kid Like This by joeeee240(m): 8:28am On May 15, 2019
ubunja:

If none was there what was he an opportunist for?

Lol.. I swear khiaa is a daft chic grin

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile And Rahman Jago Released By EFCC, Naira Marley Left Behind by joeeee240(m): 8:27am On May 15, 2019
babadeee:
Who told you is Davido that hire San, keep quiet and stop confusing the public.. is Burna boy and Olamide that make the release to be possible

How do you know, it's burnaboy and olamide?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joeeee240(m): 12:12pm On May 13, 2019
KoiceReloaded:


If your liquidated brain can't process that it also applies to gay couples, then you're veeeeeery stupid indeed.

You Don't have sense. Your arguments have been completely stupîd throughout

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by joeeee240(m): 12:08pm On May 13, 2019
KoiceReloaded:


Ever heard of artificial insemination, or surrogacy? If single women can have kids without procreating nowadays, you can bet your dumb ass that gays can have biological kids too.

This is a very stupîd comment. He is talking about couples.

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Romance / Re: Girls Love Bad boys: Biggest Lie Of All Times. by joeeee240(m): 1:35pm On May 12, 2019
QueenSekxy:

To tell a girl heaven and earth, promise her marriage, sweet talk her into loving you.

And they think that to every action, there is no equal and opposite reaction.
This is why most of these boys claiming bad boys end up in disasters, either the law of karma visits them in One way or the other, or the said lady that has been promised marriage destroys their career in a diabolic way.
This is why you should try to always be yourself, do your thing and nature will take its course.


Alright.. thanks. Make sure you keep praying for better men as we keep praying for better women

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Romance / Re: Girls Love Bad boys: Biggest Lie Of All Times. by joeeee240(m): 1:33pm On May 12, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
lying to someone to make them feel good..e.g telling an average looking Lady.. that she is so pretty..when even the blind knows she ain't......or telling lady that your daddy is so rich ,when the papa na primary school teacher for ariara

Lol.. I see. Thanks
Romance / Re: Girls Love Bad boys: Biggest Lie Of All Times. by joeeee240(m): 12:56pm On May 12, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
we have lot of smart and intelligent ladies who fall for bad guys too?..what is your response to that?... look ,either you agree or not bad guys have game, sweet mouth and charisma...if God now blessed him with money..he will slay lots of gals

This sweet mouth of a thing. What does it mean for a guy to have sweet mouth abeg?
Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo & Gifty Mawunya White Wedding Photos by joeeee240(m): 12:42pm On May 12, 2019
adewumiopeyemi:
Lovely wish them happy married life and they should keep the private life out of social media

Stupîd advice. Two grown adults ruin marriages and not social media
Romance / Re: Girls Love Bad boys: Biggest Lie Of All Times. by joeeee240(m): 11:50am On May 12, 2019
theoptimist298:


Case in point:
I work in a consulting firm which is a 100% rule based and strict environment where certain behaviour is expected at all times e.g manner of communication, email etiquettes, relationship with superiors, filling of time sheets, punctuality, etc.
In my first year, i flouted all the rules and was always running into troubles. Consequently, my mid year appraisal took a hit. I didn't submit my timesheets on time, i was a truant, i’d flout dressing rules and all not because i wanted to per se but because i’m more of a maverick or a non conformist.
Interestingly, certain ladies started to throw themselves at me helplessly through gestures and snide remarks. One of them confirmed to me that my carefree attitude drew her to me. This was a square lady and a high flyer at work. At the point when i began to succumb to her emotional yearnings, surprisingly she started to push me away.
I’ve heard many guys share similar stories. I don't believe these are coincidences, rather i believe there is a common trigger.

Which celebrities or movie characters do you think are bad boys?

cc ubunja
Celebrities / Re: Drake Acquires Private Jet 'Air Drake’ - Photos by joeeee240(m): 2:44pm On May 11, 2019
martowskin1:


Is also include money from investors not just his

It's solely his. However most of the money is not from him. It's part of the partnership with him and the aircraft manufacturer but the plane is solely his.
Celebrities / Re: Drake Acquires Private Jet 'Air Drake’ - Photos by joeeee240(m): 2:43pm On May 11, 2019
olaBC007:

Not talking about the plane bro, I was talking about dangote's refinery

Ok.. you're right

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