₦airaland Forum

Can't a meteor just fall from the sky, hit Nigeria, and sink it from the world map?

Nigeria is a seriously irritating arrangement.

greatiyk4u:
It is well

Anything to paint the Buhari's family black is the joy of wailers

Jesus Christ is the clear example that good people are never appreciated by their own people

Been alive to witness Buhari tenure is my greatest happiness,

I wonder how those who mismanaged Nigeria economy in abundance would have fared in scarcity and pandemic

Integrity is a rare virtue

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Ayotemide:
Like rat! I was pissed at the time. �

O wa n binu si mi abi?

Christian de ni e o.

Alagadi omo.

Ayotemide:
Joel, I would assume you know that I can have my opinions here as much as you have done. Now scurry away.

Lol, wahala e po. E mi naa, "scurry away"?... Chai.

Hehehe.

Make-up is known to drastically change the appearance of a woman.

If you want to do beauty pageants, then make sure it is 100% natural. Not all these fake imagery I see.

Goodman247:
true bro,they are feeding disfunctional families

Swears.

If you're a Southerner still living in the North, I guess you don't yet know what time it is.

The laws of the West will eventually collapse on itself. Maybe not now but definitely in future generations.

Let them keep lamenting. They left the protest ground in search of palliatives. And instead of resume protest, they let their love for food fizzle out the remaining good zeal they had initially begun impressively with.

Now they're lamenting. I have told you, the death wey una still dey fear to die once, you guys prefer to die it gradually.

Buying only 1 onion for a whole pot of soup, you're already dying small. Managing 1 tomato paste for 4 people, ure dying already. Slicing egg into half and remaining till 2nd meal, you're already dying small small. Eating 1-and-a-half times, instead of 3, ure already dying. No light, increased electricity, burning kerosene and inhaling the flames just to cook, know ure dying.

NIGERIANS, LEARN TO DIE HONOURABLY INSTEAD OF LIVING LIFE LIKE WIMPS!

Macsjebs:
Somehow.
BVN and NIN is synchronized already.

...My experience in a new redeem parish attended today was somewhat embarrassing but lessons learnt!!!

I am just a shy, introverted guy whose intention wasn't to cause any form of distraction, but then I realized to be that 'prince charming' every lady would stylishly draw close to & start a conversation with, you only have to make your presence felt.

I use to think the many reviews Nairalanders posted on the thread on my signature are overhyped; but my experiences with ladies lately proves our alluring fragrances makes one magnetically attractive & irresistible

This guy u be serious hustler.

brainhgeek:
It's hard but christian southerners should still pray for the unity of Nigeria. The reason northern Christians still enjoy some level of security is because of the unity of Nigeria and the watchful eyes, shouting tongues of southern and western Nigerian christians.
As soon as this country breaks, northern Christians will be persecuted and executed legally without any defense. At that point, we would wish we never broke up and we will start sending missionaries and foreign adi to our brothers whom we were careless to abandon when they needed us.

This your point get as e be mehn.

LOL, This has become a show.

At this stage, any southerner that still supports 'One-Nigeria' is simply one who has no destiny!

stancydg:
You missed it when you mentioned religion. Christianity fortunately isn't one. The earlier you knew, the better. What they're telling you isn't to scare you. Its to get you prepared. Fortunately again, the qualification you need is to believe in your heart The Lord Jesus and confess same with your mouth. Righteousness (God's ability to be correct, not just human moral uprightness) will be given to you free of charge and you will be saved as well. #JustDoIt.

Old brainwashing tactic. How many religions claim they are a religion? These are immemorial mischievous mechanisms used to underscore the distinctiveness of the religion. You must think you're talking with a jewman.

I was once in the fairly useless system. Now I'm out. No thanks.

armylord:
Mark my words man!! If u don't repent.. u would come back on this thread , wishing u had listened!! U would be gnashing your teeth.. saying "had I known"

Baba, all these threats are nonsense. Only weak, blind people can scare easily and be intimidated, NOT me.

If religion is true, even you, will finally end up in another religion's hell.

Don't even quote me talking crap about how only your own religion is right, while 5000 others are wrong.

Iranu everywia.

Pelecius:
Everyone believe one form of miracle or the other. Talking donkeys is definitely a strawman.
Some believe that an ALL POWERFUL God who made laws that giver the universe can 'specially' intervening in special way for very SPECIFIC purposes in a way that those laws seem to be modified for that SPECIFIC time.
Others have no entity who they can attribute Omnipotent to, yet they believe that Nothing made everything, clueless chemicals came together to form the most amazing machine known, first stars formed in a way that defy known laws of nature (another miracle) and so on. It get worse that if you disagree or expose such things, you would be insulted and may lose grants, tenures and standing in even in academia (talk about religious persecution)

Your second paragraph need to be checked under philosophical lens. The question is why do we do good? Why do we do bad? What is even the standard for what is good or bad?

So it's not a Nigerian thing bro

Thx bro.

ParkleElegant:
Lwkmd what will I not see in this platform, Who is this one again? Why are churches doing this to people?Africa!!! People form and bring out trash and backup up their stupidity with the Bible,to use and Manipulate Morons who readily believe without thinking..... No wonder other countries re quickly developing, Africa re to religious

Brother, I am fed up.

Muslims in Nigeria are zombies.
Christians too.

Complete stupidity. Many of them here believe they will fly in the sky sooner or later
No wonder they're half-hearted towards the struggle for liberation from economic hardship, terrorism and sci-tech inferiority.

Southerners need to find their way ASAP.

Alexaonfleek:
Trash.
please take your anger out on Nigerian government.
Oyedepo has helped way more people than your local government chairman has.

Why not mention those that have helped him, you hypocritical religious bots?

Or the offerings, tithes, donations and contributions since the past 35 years not worth mentioning as 'help' towards him too?

Dey there make pant dey wear you!

Your problem in Nigeria, y'all, is that you believe too much in fables!

Wise men from the East ko, wise mongrels from the Sahel ni.

Fulanis are in your towns and villages ransacking, raping and killing.

Just this week, Fulani atrocities were recorded in both Southern Kaduna and Benin. 2 weeks ago, it was Edo. The government has been supporting these guys; pogroms premeditatedly going on, and that war is finally here.

Yet una dey discuss wise men from the East wey una no see. Single sense, una no get.

Ayotemide:
Lol. If you think that all these men of God feed on is your tithes and offerings, you must be unaware of the true riches of heaven. I don't need you to believe this. Many of you go through Nigeria struggling and can never make sense of being blessed without many hustles.
That's ok. But i am with him. I pay my tithe to the ministry and have kingdom advancement projects on my mind at all times. I will never need to beg or make sense of how I am blessed. That is what I want until Christ comes.

Who ask you?

If they don't feed on it, then let them stop asking for it na. People with their sweat are still making contributions and you want to downplay it as inconsequential? Nonsense! Then don't ask for it. During lockdown, they still had to create an app for useless tithes? That says it all, doesnt it?

True riches in heaven, and most of your choristers and female church attendants are coded oloshos? Riches indeed. because u don see am snap abi? Imaginary riches.

Iranu everywia.

PopSmoke:
invisible wrath's to decieve their sheeps as always

Lol, majority of the people that seek help and favour from these churches do so out of an already inflicted wrath of life from Nigeria itself.

ZOO TALK.

HitlerGaddafi:
I'll like if these pastors can visit some of these hospitals and start healing bones, repairing kidneys and jumpstarting hearts instead of telling the congregation hearsays during Sunday service and performing miracles that looks arranged.

The majority of Nigerians still believe in miracles. Many of them have no struggles believing in talking donkeys and snakes, graves bursting open and dead men walking and found among the living. Many of them even believe speaking 'ra-ta-ta-ta' means they're communicating in the spirit.

And some even believe someone called the devil makes them do the bad things most of them do on a daily basis. That's why if a life-or-death situation ever befalls me, I'll have to think 2ce before thinking of dying for Nigeria and her brainwashed slavish citizens.

Mtcheew.

Has anyone seen a single video of anyone whose hand or leg has been cut off, and then be restored through miracles?

Not two, three or four pieces of evidence? Just one.

If you see just one, quote me and send to me and I'll convert into a preacher for the rest days of my life.

For now, I'll keep waiting.

Foools wan begin jam youth heads...

When a piece of news is extremely stupid such as this one, they should just sectionalize it for people in the North abeg.

People who sold Lagos:


Iya Habibat Mogaji
Baba K.O Tinubu,
Kafaru Oluwole
Justice Muri Okunola
Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Lateef Femi Okunu

Go do your research, then come back to debate me.

Dizzyrascal:
the truth is that not everyone is as smart as you are.

Trump is playing a psychological game, he is discrediting the elections in the minds of the people that love and voted for him. He is not so much interested in Biden voters because he already knows their stand on the matter. As long as he keeps casting aspersions on the election results and the election in general, his supporters would also continue to tow that line of sentiment creating credibility issues for Joe Biden during his tenure. This is regardless of whether or not there is even a shread of evidence to back his very wild allegations up. It all psychological and Trump knows it

Your submission is apt bro.

MR Trump, pls people win and lose, haba.

If you doubt your loss, kindly provide proof and challenge the matter in court na. Or even use that same Twitter to show the world proofs if you had (which I know you would have done since)

So whats all the fuss? Trying to reduce confidence in democracy and the voting system or just being a nuisance?

Anyways, if you were an African president, I can't imagine what you would have done.

I already knew it was going to be with a woman

Mumu man!

RIP

Zzor:
What a loving man, which lady wouldn't want such a man, I need my simp beside me as soon as possible. God bless all simps

WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE A MAN WITH A BIG GBOLA, HIDING BEHIND THAT MONIKER.

No nah. People still love 'One Nigeria'. Dumb southern 'One-Nigerians' still exist aplenty.

So maybe 'One Nigeria' should continue for a little more time so proper lessons could be learnt.

If not, if separation finally becomes achieved and things pick up at a slow pace, it is this same 'One-Nigerians' that will wake up and say 'Ehen, I told you...'.

Mad people everywia.

Drugs, drugs, drugs.

Igbos in India seems to deal with drugs a lot.

Not good in my opinion.