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RomanceRe: Relationships are Overrated by JoeEeL(m): 12:43pm On Dec 14, 2020
MJBOLT:
it's better you remain single than trying that baby mama stuff in europe or america,child support will milk you dry and if you fail to pay,na jail straight for you.
So men no go born ni i?
RomanceRe: Relationships are Overrated by JoeEeL(m): 12:41pm On Dec 14, 2020
Truth on my screen.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Mean By The Gates Of Hell? by JoeEeL(m): 12:40pm On Dec 14, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
You have said it all, you are not interested in Truth, neither are you interested in reasonable arguments, you just wish to confess your hatred for the Impending Judgement which you feel and which you fear!

So even when our people are encouraging one another it is tormenting you, which is why you complain.

So your thread is not for a reasonable discussion but about Wailings, Exactly As it was Written, That You Shall Do!
Mr. Man, nothing is tormenting me. Either provide proof to the keys or gates of Hell or simply FEM jare.

Again, what silly 'impending judgment'? Is there a stage for the judgment? Have you seen it? Again, 'no' is the answer. If I say show proof now, you'll send me to go meet pre-80's men, and you call yourself truthspeaker? I know you feel pained and surprised that there are people like me who exist freely without being bound to the fears and emotional persecution of religion. I know that feeling cos I was once blind, naive and religiously brainwashed... just like many of you here. grin
PropertiesRe: Residents And Traders Count Their Losses As 23 Road Festac Market Is Demolished by JoeEeL(m): 12:31pm On Dec 14, 2020
This is too bad. When will indiscriminate destruction of properties by the govt ever stop?

Are there not lawyers who can sue the government for this continuous wanton ruins?
Music/RadioRe: Davido’s 'A Better Time' Album Hits Over 200m Streams In A Month (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 11:03am On Dec 14, 2020
mofedamijo:
Look at the year the songs where released. The question is, how many people around the world had access to a smartphone back thenhuh How many people had access to the internet back then?? If you go on youtube to check the greatest songs of Y2K and world biggest musicians of yester years, you will discover they have low views. Infact, we the older folks are the ones listening to them. If R.kellys greatest was released in the era of youtube and easy access tto internet, it would have hit 1billion views effortlessly.
Well said.
Music/RadioRe: Davido’s 'A Better Time' Album Hits Over 200m Streams In A Month (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:50am On Dec 14, 2020
africandictator:
that guy comparing r kelly first hit with naira Marley and Zlatans songs is just mad. Hating obo is at your own peril. Team 30bg for life!
You see why you don't have sense. I compared R. Kelly's hit single with Lil Pump's.

And next time, call me 'mad' on a direct mention and not come doing rofo rofo side talk gossip in cowardice.

If you will castigate, at least, nail the basis first. cool
Music/RadioRe: Davido’s 'A Better Time' Album Hits Over 200m Streams In A Month (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:21am On Dec 14, 2020
Sarmiz24:
Lol nobody ask for ur analysis for here man, go analyze how u claim to be smart and still but still broke at this ur age.. why don’t you analyze how make ur self as rich or even richer than Davido ote
Many nigerians have a demented way of thinking and your tantrum is just another in a slew of testaments. Poverty has so dealt with Nigerians that the only thing they can think of is money. So narrow-minded. We are talking about the quality of music and stream numbers and you find a way to mention 'money', 'broke' bla bla bla.

If you are invited to a team talk on the pluses of Microsoft's Windows in contrast to Apple OS, I'm sure myopic people like you will say 'Oh, Steve Jobs claims to be smart but he's not as rich as Bill Gates. Thus he should f**c off!"

What makes you think I am broke and do you even know me? All these small NL children sef. So dumb. cool
SportsRe: 3 Reasons Why FC Barcelona Is Struggling This Season by JoeEeL(m): 10:10am On Dec 14, 2020
Bigredmachine:
lionel messi is barca's biggest problem... as far as he is still in barcelona, everything about the club will revolve around him, and how do you want a player who is clearly not happy to perform well... barca should have allowed him leave... my humble opinion though (it was recently i realized that there was a big difference between LM10 and CR7... the latter is far ahead of him... no need to argue about it anymore as it is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind
as it is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind that he's a penalty merchant. What next pls?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Mean By The Gates Of Hell? by JoeEeL(m): 10:05am On Dec 14, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
None taken and neither did I intend to give offence either.

This is the thing, from your statement all that you know comes from Google, whom you are older than.

The Unadulterated Truth is in the past older than Google and some of us lived to see them and we saw all their Transition.

Google is only a library containing both good and bad information, both Lies And Truths and if you do not know that which is True, you are Already Deceived.

The Truth Always Stands the Fire of Examination, Lies Burn Out!

The Lies you see now and believe were planted in the 80s So any one born in the 80s are the Last People who knew the Truth of this world after that you are all children born in Lies hence why you struggle to understand the things which are True.

The Truth is in the Past, in people not in google. We are all drivers on this wicked road and any driver who crashes and burns it is he alone that shall bear it

We fellow drivers are only counseling each other on how we may avoid crash and burns. That's All.
Your argument has no focal point. You are just trying to act smart with words you yourself don't understand.

I am older than Google, what sort of weird point is that? You go to a library to read books. The library may have been built in the 21st century, so what does being older than the library got to do with the contents you'll find in there? Your point is roundly moot!


"Google is only a library containing both good and bad information",

So is any other library you go to to study. The Bible you make noise about, I will still find it on Google so again your point is too silly for my liking. If I choose not to go the way of Google, I will go the way of the old system of libraries and artefacts so I wonder what next will be your point. That I am older than libraries, possibly? undecided

"The Lies you see now and believe were planted in the 80s So any one born in the 80s are the Last People who knew the Truth of this world after that you are all children born in Lies hence why you struggle to understand the things which are True."

It is from here I finally confirm you have a defective way of reasoning. What truth can be found before the 80s. What nonsense truth are u talking about? Before the 80s, many with different religions have always existed. And after, many still remain.

Before the 80s, your christianity has seen unbelievable branches with utterly diverging beliefs.
On one hand you have 'Preterism', that already believe the 2nd coming of Jesus, and the resurrection-rapture have come and gone, and that people like you who are still hoping for such are completely foolish.
On a different arm, you have Jehovah witnesses who do not believe in the concept of a burning hell, yet they're christians -- and of course, very well existed before the "80's".
And what about the Adventists that do not believe the Sabbath day is Sunday? Are those ones post-80s?

Guy abeg go rest and wake up. Your submissions are one of the wackest I've come across.

And next time, don't put the onus on me. What I do with Google is not your business cos I never said hell exist or that it has keys for that matter. You people talk about keys and gates of hell all the time. The burden of proof is on you zealots, not me. Bring proof. Or bring someone before the 80s that has proof of it. Also remember that the camera was invented in the 18th century, so we will be needing a pictorial evidence at least. Not 10 or 100. Just 1.

Until then, you guys should just reduce the loud useless religious conviction to a murmur.
Music/RadioRe: Davido’s 'A Better Time' Album Hits Over 200m Streams In A Month (Photos) by JoeEeL(m):
R Kelly, arguably the greatest 21st century R n B singer has about 83 M views for his hit single 'The World's Greatest'

While Lil Pump, an extremely wacko singer that sings like Harrysong, has 1 Billion views for his extremely crap song, 'Gucci Gang'.

Is Lil Pump now greater than R Kelly? What does that tell you?


In the end, this nonsense of chasing records for number of views and streams does not validate any singer as the greatest -- which it seems this Davido crew are trying to force down our throats. The credit instead should go to his PR team, plus the surplus funds he has. They are good at the music business. Cos in the end, music too is business.

Before the advent of social media, streams, Youtube views et al., Music labels had to be super sure of the talent you had. That's why in the early 2000's, most singers you came across first, had to be somewhat good at music itself : eg. 2face, P Square, Faze Alone, Paul Play Dairo, Blacky, Eddy Remedies, Olu maintain, Eldee the Don, Sound Sultan etc.

Nowadays you'll see people like Naira Marley and Zlatan dominating the airwaves and you wonder if things are normal in this country.

SportsRe: See All The Unwanted Records Arsenal Have Broken After Losing 4th Game At Home by JoeEeL(m): 8:47am On Dec 14, 2020
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FamilyRe: Mother Of Quintuplets Stranded In Hospital. Incurs N3.7million Bill by JoeEeL(m): 8:44am On Dec 14, 2020
emperorAY:
why is the national health insurance not working in this part of the world. affordable health care is the right of every citizen.
Sorry but the APCs and PDPs don't see it that way buddy. cool
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Mean By The Gates Of Hell? by JoeEeL(m): 8:02am On Dec 14, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
In your mind you have made a reasonable demand that any reasonable person can answer.

The Proof of hell is Clearly Seen on earth rather felt when you steal a wicked man's thing or when a married man sleeps with a slay mama or when you have had sex with a prostitute and then you refused to pay, oh on those days you would know that hell is Real!

The Proof of heaven is Clearly Seen on earth rather felt when are very very sick or when your Wicked Rulers send caterpillars to destroy your house while you were sleeping and your work place.

I have Now Provided Single Proofs!
This way of reasoning is too low for my liking. Honestly, I can't engage you. It'd be tantamount to a colossal waste of my time. Besides I just checked your moniker and you were not the one I earlier addressed.

I have made research for years and all you could say is 'movielona'? Don't you have google on your phone to at least make a modicum of research or are religious zombies just wantonly dumb? Anyway, I have come across your types in hundreds: excos, preachers, 'faith' healers etc., and not one was able to win me in an argument. Not one. So you make no difference, especially considering how many of you spew garbage across the same lines.

No offence pls.
PoliticsRe: Katsina Abduction: Rescue Our Children But Don't Use Force - Parents by JoeEeL(m): 7:27am On Dec 14, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Plot To Sack Secondus As PDP Chairman Thickens, Wike Withdraws Support For Him by JoeEeL(m): 7:18am On Dec 14, 2020
daleehat:
an IPOB terrorist miscreant sighted above.... my regard to Namdi Kwanu the Albino
Hahaha, hohoho, so funny. cool
PoliticsRe: Plot To Sack Secondus As PDP Chairman Thickens, Wike Withdraws Support For Him by JoeEeL(m):
ILoveDemMANNA:
Secondus : Failure for life.
He will always comes second and last in whatever he does.

Wike is now the number one enemy of ipobs grin grin.
Dem even wan kill him Papa by bombing down his church.
Thank God the pigs were caught and are now singing like parrots in police custody.

PDP can never rule this country again lailai.
They refuse to give the people supporting them since 1999 just a post of the Vice President in 16 years, that is 4 different tenures.
Foolish and misguided supporters.
BANDIT ALERT!

daleehat:
an IPOB terrorist miscreant sighted above.... my regard to Namdi Kwanu the Albino
He's not my leader but I'm an avid listener of his. He exudes class, brilliance and mettle and deep perception to the shenanigans and ploys of you bang-backwards illiterate land-grabbing Jihad thieves.

Which of your northern ass-crap leaders is half as intelligent as Nnamdi kanu? You call him albino? He's far more handsome than your father. You call him terrorist where the average Islamic radical northerner is actually a potential terrorist. And he's taken a leaf from we the gallant Yorubas by establishing his own Eastern Security Network, just like Amotekun.

I'm sure you know what time it is! We will comb our bushes and suburbs and smoke the hell outta ya asses! cheesy
CrimeRe: Vehicle Guns And Bullet Coming From Niger Republic Intercepted By Customs by JoeEeL(m): 6:39am On Dec 14, 2020
I have been saying that Northern Nigerians and Niger share the same roots.

Many of the people ruling you and siphoning your oil wealth are not even from your country.

This crooked amalgamation is an affront on commonsense and humanity.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Mean By The Gates Of Hell? by JoeEeL(m): 6:33am On Dec 14, 2020
dalass:
Hypothesishuh That's what you call this?

Anyways, man has always been conquered by deceit. Powerful tool to conquer reasonable people. grin

The degeneration and obvious downward spiral of the worldly system of government is proof of end times. Pestilence, sicknesses, ultimately death came to the formerly perfect world.

Now man is destroying everything in the name of science.. undecided

Delusion is a strong tool the devil uses so very efficiently. Snap out if it. No utopia in this world anymore.. Don't be deceived anymore cause heaven and hell is real. There is life hereafter that is longer than this present world. Choose Jesus, he is the way to heaven
Do you know what you're talking like? I'll tell you. You're talking like a bot. You may think it is intelligence and perception but in truth, this is the product of brainwashing... usually infused into the brain of an infant, usually at its tender stages when it is just developing. Then you grow up and become what you are today. Very likely your mom and dad are christians, thats largely why you're one. If you were born in far away India, 75% chance you'd be a Hinduist. If you were born in Northern Nigeria, 90% chance you'll be a hijab-wearing muslim and if you were born in South West Nigeria, 500 years before the white man and Islam came, 95% chance you'd be a traditional worshipper. 5% chance you'd be an agnostic / atheist like me. And 0% chance you'd be a Christian.

What's my point? Simple. You religious zealots need to tone down your noise as if you've got overwhelming proof of whatever fantasies you guys promulgate. I patiently combed through your words, I didnt find one single evidence. Just one, of your proof of an eternal burning hell with one soul burning there currently. Neither do you have proof of heaven as well with a single soul found there. Do you have proof of an angel, no you don't.

In the smartphone age we are now, no single image or video of either the devil, demons, angel, god, hell, heaven, holy spirit but just 2000 years ago during Jesus' time, it was very easy to encounter the unnatural right? People walking on water, leper's hand becoming whole, people ascending into the skies, fire coming down from heaven and sitting on people's heads, angels visiting people, and even graveyards bursting open and dead men arising and walking amongst the living. BUT THEN, THERE WERE NO PHONES, NO INTERNET.

Why is it now we have devices to capture all these earth-shattering events that they all went missing? How convenient! cool

Finally, there is nothing like silly proof of endtimes. All what you've mentioned have at one point in time or the other happened on larger scales. There's been nothing less than at least, 3 ice ages that have rocked the world, in which temperatures went subzero for protracted periods and foresaw the extinction of famous animals like the sabertooth and mammoth.

The earth has witnessed multiple meteor impacts. And it survived. Have you witnessed a meteor impact. No.
And you're making noise.

There's been the craziest supervolcanoes: one at Yellowstone, stretching across Wyoming, Montana and Idaho. And the largest at Lake Toba, North Sumatra, Indonesia which ejected megatons of poisonous lead and sulphur oxides that contaminated swathes of air and waters and formed vast gigantic ash up in the clouds, reflecting sunlight away from the earth for nearly 2 years straight, with plants and animals dying and the human population shrinking down to almost 75000.

I do not want to mention wars, pandemics and other natural disasters that have once rocked the earth, yet the human race as well as animals have found ways to adapt and survive, even if their numbers got reduced drastically. So any next time you zealots want to prove your point, it usually is better to skip the already worn out 'pestilences, diseases, wars -- as proof of end times'.

Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Mean By The Gates Of Hell? by JoeEeL(m): 4:25am On Dec 14, 2020
dalass:
Common sense is very uncommon. grin

Jesus talked about it. He doesn't want anyone to go there. That's the reason he came to the earth to take away sins.

If men can design prison, dungeon, torture chambers for fellow men especially if such are guilty. Why not God who is just and upright? There is certainly also good reward for good doing(heaven) and hell for evil people.. undecided
And where's the evidence for all of this? You just don't open your mouth and use the word 'certainly' when what you say is NOT certain and without an iota of evidence. Until then what you have at best is hypothesis.
CrimeRe: GSS Katsina Abduction: Masari Confirms 333 Out Of 839 Students still Missing by JoeEeL(m): 2:53am On Dec 14, 2020
Tonymario58:
Bandits, Boko haram, Armed herdsmen are not terrorists but IPOBs are.
Lol, and even #EndSARS protesters you forgot to mention.

Anyone who's still blind to see the games going on is blind forever.
CrimeRe: GSS Katsina Abduction: Masari Confirms 333 Out Of 839 Students still Missing by JoeEeL(m): 2:47am On Dec 14, 2020
obyrich:
I hope this figure will not be disputed later just like Lekki gate
Lol, Garbage Shehu has already said it's only 10 who were kidnapped cool
CrimeRe: GSS Katsina Abduction: Masari Confirms 333 Out Of 839 Students still Missing by JoeEeL(m): 3:53pm On Dec 13, 2020
333??

Oh dear me. How I wish Arewa, MannaBBQshit and all their extended family make up that number.

For where two or three gather in the North, we the bandits are there with them.

Heartfelt wishes to the bandits. Hope they're safe?

Oya jo soapy. Ninu cell, awon bandits jo soapy! grin

PoliticsRe: Protest Erupts In Katsina Over Kidnap Of School Children by JoeEeL(m): 3:14pm On Dec 13, 2020
May the peace and protection of the Lord be on the Bandits

Jo soapy! Ninu cell awon bandits jo soapy! cheesy

EducationRe: Abduction Of Katsina Students: Katsina Orders Indefinite Closure Of Schools by JoeEeL(m): 2:08pm On Dec 13, 2020
Please when will they implement the indefinite closure of Whatsapp?

Christianity EtcRe: Have You Sinned If You Looked Lustfully At The Opposite Sex? by JoeEeL(m): 1:09pm On Dec 13, 2020
Brunicekid:
It's not just for "procreation purpose" ooo.
Lol bro.
PoliticsRe: Abduction Of Katsina Students: Declare State Of Emergency Now – Atiku To Buhari by JoeEeL(m): 11:50am On Dec 13, 2020
oh wait...

Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Mean By The Gates Of Hell? by JoeEeL(m): 9:22am On Dec 13, 2020
You believe in a place where fire burns forever and ever?

And ure asking who got the keys?

Let me ask you a question: Have you ever seen hell before? Have you been there? Has anyone snapped an image of hell before?

And because you find it in a questionable book, you believe that is where people will end up forever and ever and ever.

Please let common sense prevail.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Sinned If You Looked Lustfully At The Opposite Sex? by JoeEeL(m): 9:19am On Dec 13, 2020
Stupiid questions as usual on a Sunday morning.

We are all sexual and social animals and the imagination of intimacy with the opposite sex from time to time is just the natural hormone that kicks for procreation purposes.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Meets BBC Team Over #EndSARS Protest Report by JoeEeL(m): 4:33pm On Dec 12, 2020
Basher8583:
So I should fry beans because its getty image. Lol
Meen your brain is too shallow
Failed rejoinder.
EducationRe: Masari Asks Boarding Students To Vacate Hostels Over Rising Insecurity by JoeEeL(m): 4:16pm On Dec 12, 2020
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CrimeRe: Fatai Aborode Killed As Suspected Herdsmen Attack Oyo Farmland by JoeEeL(m): 3:55pm On Dec 12, 2020
bamite:
YOU CAN ALL NOW SEE HOW IPOB IS JUBILATING OVER THIS NEWS. THAT SHOWS THE BIGOTRY AND HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS. CHILDREN OF PERDITION AND INFAMY.




Modified: To all the swines quoting me saying rubbish, all I have to tell you is what you wish others shall befall you ten times over. Bunch of street urchins











cc: Imhotep
Don't people from other tribes mock them too, even when they're killed?

Abeg, none is saintly jare. SW largely is still sleeping. 'One Nigeria' go kill all of us. If e pain you, go knack head for wall. Dey find pity up and down.
CrimeRe: Fatai Aborode Killed As Suspected Herdsmen Attack Oyo Farmland by JoeEeL(m): 3:51pm On Dec 12, 2020
Tranquillity360:
But i thought Yorubas and Hausafulanis are brothers.
I'm Yoruba but it serves us right.

Bitter lessons are quickly learnt.

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