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PoliticsRe: Reps: 2021 Budget Not Capable Of Addressing Nigeria’s Recession by JoeEeL(m): 4:26am On Nov 24, 2020
signature2012:
Nigeria hits worst recession ever.....
Second time in 5 years.
Effect of having a dullard and visionless being as a leader.

As a useless Minister of Petroleum.He has pent $2.3M on our refineries this year,and yet,no single drop was refine.

Niger has only one refinery they are managing,we will have to start importing oil from there. embarassed

If not for funds coming into Nigeria from Nigerians in diaspora,the country would have been more worst than it is.

Budget presentation;
Minister of Finance absent.
DG,Budget office absent.

They dont and will never care about us.
Uselss modafuckers..

Come 2023,you will still see some morons(BMC) campaigning for these same set of people who are hell bent to jeopardize their future.


The Committee had contended that trivial activities got 100% funding while capital projects that were people orientated suffered more.
Just 2 times?

Honestly I thought it was about 4 times.
PoliticsRe: Enugu EndSARS Panel Commences Sitting To Determine Compensation For Victims by JoeEeL(m): 4:13am On Nov 24, 2020
Where is this man pls?

Shey una think say we go forget abi?

You governors went to hide him shey?

PoliticsRe: Junaid Mohammed: PDP Already Committed Its Presidential Ticket To The North by JoeEeL(m): 4:05am On Nov 24, 2020
Why am I still hearing the sound of stupid party names like APC, PDP?

Why am I still hearing 2023 elections? Who and who?

TV/MoviesRe: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by JoeEeL(m): 11:56pm On Nov 23, 2020
That ending part in Season 4 of Prison break when Lincoln Burrows and Sarah had to watch Michael Scofield in a recorded tape after his supposed death?

Especially when he talked about his unborn child...

Damn, too emotional
FamilyRe: Marriage Price List In Benue State - Igbo Lady Shares Brother's Marriage List by JoeEeL(m): 10:46pm On Nov 23, 2020
Gabriel004:
I won't be foolish to pay exorbitant price for a used pussy.
That's the point here bro.

Igbo girls, many of them are beautiful, there's no gainsaying in that. But the discussion, if u scrutinise it well, is more gender-based than tribe. Prostitution is extremely rampant these days.

Even singers are very beautiful; even actresses are very beautiful. Yet how many men dey overspend dowry ontop them. In fact, many of them no dey see husband. Where Genevieve husband, where Rita Dominic husband? Where Linda Ikeji husband? People don dey wise up. If man claim to marry you these days, and you be woman, and you no get work or better handiwork. Omo, the guy dey do you serious favour, especially considering the perilous times Naija dey so.

You no get better work, the time wey you young you deh f*ck around, ontop everything u come still talk say him go pay u exorbitant bride price. Ah, men can't be foolish all the time na. We sef na human beings o.
RomanceRe: A Lady Proposes To Her Boyfriend At His Workplace (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 10:15pm On Nov 23, 2020
freecocoahubby:
2mrw na, feminists will say "I dont need a man" but na dem dey carry marriage matter for head pass. Once a woman clocks 25 with no husband in sight, desperation sets in. She will employ all tactics; shame you, fight you, embarrass you, pretend like you have competition just to force you to commit. If all that fails, she will take the bull by the horns and propose the marriage by force just like this lady here.

The simp will agree, end up paying bride price for a ran-thru psleeve. Only to marry an ungrateful hag who will sit in your house expecting you to carry out your traditional role of providing while she delegates her own traditional role to a housegirl lipsrsealed yet the mumu man thinks he has a wife at home. Married men, tell me what you actually benefit from marriage? There's a strong chance that even the children will lean more towards their lazy mothers despite all the years you've spent laboring to put a roof over their ungrateful heads..
As bad as this sounds... I mean, as unfortunate as this sounds, most of the content is truth.
RomanceRe: A Lady Proposes To Her Boyfriend At His Workplace (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 10:14pm On Nov 23, 2020
This is too old to be gracing front page na.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Writes CNN On Lekki Shooting by JoeEeL(m): 9:32pm On Nov 23, 2020
IamPlato:
They Are Really Taking This Serious Sha.


This Same CNN wey Americans hate, trump Even Banned Them From White House Press Conference because They Go Out And Twist Every Thing He Says


Na This Same CNN nigerians Won Worship.


CNN is Not Your Friend.
Neither is APC or Lai MohamMAD, so run along scooby-dooby! cool
CrimeRe: Gunmen Storm ABU Staff Quarters, Kidnap Dr. Bako, Physiology Professor by JoeEeL(m):
Let's go boysssss!! cheesy

May peace be on the bandits.

'One Nigeria'. What a movie!

CareerRe: Why Are People In These Professions Very Rude? by JoeEeL(m): 8:11pm On Nov 23, 2020
ethicallyright:
Nigerian nurses are used as domestic servants by doctors that they are older than sometimes. This causes deep inferiority complex and aggression which they transfer on patients who book an appointment with a doctor through them . Each time a patient gets to a doctor through them in a hospital, they are reminded of their gross irrelevance in the scheme of things. Have you ever heard of "Nurses strike"? That's how irrelevant they are. I'm describing auxiliary nurses here not matrons and midwives.


Employees you meet at commercial banks are not necessarily banking professionals who understand accounting and economics. Those that collect deposits and customer service officials are usually contract staffs who are made to work like slaves for cheap wages. The only difference between these people and the bank security is their uniform. You most likely have never spoken with a real banker at a bank. The real bankers stay in inner rooms and enjoy their lives.



When you see a "NEPA" staff , there is a high probability that he is coming to disconnect your line because of debt. If you are honest and pay your electricity bills , they will start smiling at you like they smile at me.




Most Nigerian doctors become angry when they remember that you will give their credit to your pastors as testimonies in church. It's really a frustrating thing to think about.
Couldn't agree more. This is ethically right!
FamilyRe: Marriage Price List In Benue State - Igbo Lady Shares Brother's Marriage List by JoeEeL(m): 7:21pm On Nov 23, 2020
IamD18:
Bride price is bride price regardless of how much you spent. The fact remains that you paid something.

You people should allow Igbos with their traditions. Face yours.

You don't expect Igbos to behave like a particular tribe that accepts 2 cups of red oil and Cameroon pepper of 230 Naira as bride price.

You don't expect Igbos to behave like some tribes where the man will have to take 100+ strokes of cane as bride price.

There are levels to qualities and standard in everything. Igbo women are standard, that's why people leave their tribes where you can marry with just pepper and oil, come down to Igbo land to spend more than half of a million for bride price.

Adaeze and Achalugo nwanyi oma is different from Nwanyi ofe mmanu! The quality is the difference and the difference is the quality.
FamilyRe: Marriage Price List In Benue State - Igbo Lady Shares Brother's Marriage List by JoeEeL(m): 7:19pm On Nov 23, 2020
IamD18:
Bride price is bride price regardless of how much you spent. The fact remains that you paid something.

You people should allow Igbos with their traditions. Face yours.

You don't expect Igbos to behave like a particular tribe that accepts 2 cups of red oil and Cameroon pepper of 230 Naira as bride price.

You don't expect Igbos to behave like some tribes where the man will have to take 100+ strokes of cane as bride price.

There are levels to qualities and standard in everything. Igbo women are standard, that's why people leave their tribes where you can marry with just pepper and oil, come down to Igbo land to spend more than half of a million for bride price.

Adaeze and Achalugo nwanyi oma is different from Nwanyi ofe mmanu! The quality is the difference and the difference is the quality.
Crap talk. Crap Crap Crap!

I wont go petty tarnishing the uniqueness of any tribe in this country.

But what do they have that others don't have? If it's beauty there are Yoruba girls that are damn beautiful. Even the Fulanis with all their wahala, go and see their girls and you will hats off, even with their weird way of life. Plus the Hausas too.

Last I heard, was it not just yesterday the same igbo women that were crying that even their own men are not looking their side, especially Imo ladies? That they're growing old and expiring? grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtAwQSyBXp8

No need for hype abeg. Any man that wants to pay exorbitantly is well within his rights and those who do not will not. Don't make it a tribal thing; it's more of a gender thing. Many women these days do not care to wait till marriage but sleep for money and have multiple sexual partners. You can't pretend not to have realised that the number of men spending exorbitantly on bride price, or even marrying for that matter, is reducing.
PoliticsRe: Vigilantes Paid To Protect Ojo Military Cantonment - Nicholas Ibekwe by JoeEeL(m): 6:14pm On Nov 23, 2020
leisuretym:
A whole military barrack? Whahala dey oo
Actually manning the streets to thwart petty crime is not under the purview of the Nigerian Army.

Nonetheless, strange things happen as far as the banana republic goes.
PoliticsRe: Vigilantes Paid To Protect Ojo Military Cantonment - Nicholas Ibekwe by JoeEeL(m): 6:13pm On Nov 23, 2020
faoogoke:
I live in the army estate in Abuja.

We do same. We pay vigilantes to guide our part of the estate

Lobatan!!
Abi o. With or without #EndSARS, this practice is a norm in many developing areas in South Western states.

I wouldnt say its no fuss but for it to be happening in Ojo area, hmmn...
PoliticsRe: Vigilantes Paid To Protect Ojo Military Cantonment - Nicholas Ibekwe by JoeEeL(m): 6:11pm On Nov 23, 2020
jaytii:
Private vigilante on military property.
This can never be true.
I say Nigeria is gone, una think say na joke? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Zainab Ahmed: Nigeria Will Exit Recession Soon by JoeEeL(m): 5:45pm On Nov 23, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by JoeEeL(m): 5:34pm On Nov 23, 2020
SmartPolician:
Prayer kee you there!

I don't know when the black Africans will have sense

What have prayers done for you in the past 6 decades?

You cannot pour sharp sand into your soup and turn around to pray to God to remove the sand.

Maybe you need to know that your leaders have shares in some of those refineries in countries they purchase PMS from that's why they are not interested in fixing the refineries here.

The useless NNPC that is supposed to manage Nigeria's upstream and downstream oil sectors is busy building hospitals even though it doesn't have any refineries that produce to optimal capacity.

Nigerian leaders are not corrupt; they just don't have sense. But then, their followers are even more stupid.

The youths need to take this country back from these idiotic leaders by force.

EndSARS needs to have a sequel: #EndBadLeadership
Don't mind them. Let them keep praying. Irredeemable fools.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Accuses Burna Boy And Wizkid Of Stealing His Song by JoeEeL(m): 4:37pm On Nov 23, 2020
Kestolove:
Slawormiir hope u are seeing how weed has turn blackface life upside down...I hope u learn from it mr damn niggarrr
All 3 are weed smokers so whats the difference?
PoliticsRe: Dr Maduka: "I Will Build 21 University Statelite Campuses In 21 LGA If Elected" by JoeEeL(m): 4:32pm On Nov 23, 2020
How many times will this be posted? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts After An Artist Drew A Beautiful Painting Of Him On A Dollar Bill by JoeEeL(m): 4:04pm On Nov 23, 2020
This guy na PR stunt master enh.
CrimeRe: Gospel Gbaraka Death: Ogoni Youths Demand Justice by JoeEeL(m): 3:01pm On Nov 23, 2020
Kestolove:
Inspector james sounds Igbo...but y are dix tribe killing innocent nigerians? Dia group ipob killed 3 police and 6 soldiers in oyigbo den change d community name to obigbo
If u don't know what to say or what you're saying, why not keep quiet. How do they relate?

You see ogoni, you brought in 'Igbo'. You get sense so?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dived Into A Sea In Dubai (Photo, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:56pm On Nov 23, 2020
MrSensor:
what will they eat in the ocean?
They tend to feed on schools of fish and turtles especially, along the shores. I'm surprised many people do not know crocodiles venture into the sea. Hahaa, you don't just jump into the sea anyhow o, they're there.

Examples:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSqsZrQARAs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAAVrmMJrY
TravelRe: Dr. Zuwaira Hassan Dies In Accident In Bauchi by JoeEeL(m): 2:54pm On Nov 23, 2020
Tonyspecial:
Death is just the beginning of everlasting life
Who lied to u?

Let me guess. A book written over 1,500 or 2,000 years ago?
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by JoeEeL(m): 2:41pm On Nov 23, 2020
NaMeAboki:
Some times when some ppl type such nonsense it makes you wonder whether they have any intelligence at all.

So the Aboki drivers from neighbouring countries plying southern Nigeria (as you alleged) are the reason the US placed a temporary ban on Nigerians - and not your southern Blodas and sisters who often enter/remain in Amelica with forged/expired documents; push drugs and engage in other criminality, as usual?

Your example with the UK and US about dividing/joining ppl together is just as confused and stupid as your earlier comment above.

The letter 'U' in UK & US stands for the word UNITED; in case of the former, United Kingdom, made of about 4 nationalities: England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland; while in the case of latter it stands for United States, which is composed of 50 confederating states; made up of predominantly immigrants from Europe (Hispanics & African Americans) who were land grabbers that stole the land and nearly exterminated all the true indigenous Americans i.e. Red Indians - therefore note the Americans of today are different ppl living together in one united country.

Furthermore, contrary to your position; the ppl of Worcestershire and Stafford shire (2 counties in England) are already joined together with the Irish (as already mentioned) under one entity as the United Kingdom a.k.a UK.

Lastly, the truth is that Nigeria's borders are quite porous, including those in the south; the said closure is merely technical because immigration and customs alone cannot physically control the movement of ppl and goods between the country and her neighbours; on top of that, personnel of the mentioned agencies often accept bribes and permit brisk illegal activities between border points under their control - this is happening everywhere; southerners like you are just hypocritically crying wolf and pointing at the north while deliberately ignoring their own.
You must think you're talking with a fool right?

First of all, I can already see abokii in your name so I don't expect u to reasonably engage me. It's not an insult, an abokii man hardly reasons beyond tribe or religion.

Back to the matter, the Bauchi governor used his own very mouth on National Television saying they plan to "harness the Fulani's tradition of moving from one place to another". He also used his mouth to say, "they don't have bothers. From Cameroun to Nigeria"... This is a governor on live TV opening his mouth to say the Fulanis move in and out of Northern Nigeria without cognisance of borders.

If you doubt, watch this : undecided

And if you dont have patience to see it to the end, you can skip to 3:00 - 3:30, although he said much more crap throughout the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkRgZmqf91Q

To be very honest, I should not be found trying to reason with a typical northerner. It's not an insult. It's just a waste of time. The time spent in trying to convince a few would have seen them multiply even more with their reckless family-planning lifestyle, proliferating ignorance. I'd better spend that time trying to enlighten a number of not-too-enlightened southerners.

And so you know, Worcestershire is part of England and not Ireland. undecided

CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dived Into A Sea In Dubai (Photo, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:23pm On Nov 23, 2020
MrSensor:
I agree with you but I think it's a different type of crocodiles not the ones that survive in the rivers and dams.
It's the Nile crocodiles bro.
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by JoeEeL(m): 7:18am On Nov 23, 2020
slimfit1:
Bross you done join us.
Lol abeg o. Hahaa.

Which one you dey?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dived Into A Sea In Dubai (Photo, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 7:17am On Nov 23, 2020
MrSensor:
what will they eat in the ocean?
They migrate through, not stay there. I think the most common instance of this is the Zambezi region (southern African). The Zambezi-Indian Ocean link is where this frequently happens.

The crocodiles usually make stops at beaches (yes you read right!) and will feed mainly on turtles. There are accounts of people dragged away and eaten by crocodiles at sea shores, not even swamp banks!
PoliticsRe: Laolu Akande: Nigeria Economy Is Rebounding Due To Preemptive Actions By PMB by JoeEeL(m): 6:42am On Nov 23, 2020
These are the sellouts I do talk about
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Slays In Black Bikini (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 6:12am On Nov 23, 2020
Globad:
Add these ones
Lol, ur wahala too much. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dived Into A Sea In Dubai (Photo, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 5:38am On Nov 23, 2020
MrSensor:
crocodiles are not available in the sea/ocean ,. They live in the rivers and dams.
Crocodiles are known to swim into oceans, often into shark territories. Crocs are extremely territorial and do often travel lengths to carve out a territory for themselves. Many times the distance is short but sometimes they travel far into the distant ocean. They're usually not big enough to stave off competition from the extremely large crocs for meals. Nevertheless they're usually at about the right size to fend off any intimidating apex predator including sharks.
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by JoeEeL(m):
Where I come from, this is what they term "Good morning in the evening". cheesy

See what the man said "First it was a railway construction and now importation of fuels"... Now let's reason guys. This goes to many of you: the purposely blind and the dumb, the Buharideens and the Buharididinrins, and more importantly the 'One-Nigeria' loyalists. Let's argue objectively.

1. First of all, how can you say there should be 'One Nigeria' when there is not effective border-control policy in the North? Are southerners really that foolish? You are aware that the drivers, abokiis you see in the south all come from neighbouring countries, many without a valid means of identification. And you say Nigeria should be one? This was such a grave reason that U.S had to temporarily place a ban on Nigeria because of infiltration of nomads and illegal entrants and lack of proper means of identification. Yet you shout 'One Nigeria'. Can you see that your going to school was a waste and you can't reason?

2. Do you know that the Fulanis were the one of the last set of people to invade this country called Nigeria? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hausa%E2%80%93Fulani

Why is this a point? Simple. Many of them have their ties to remote Sahel countries of origin like Niger and Mali. They know their roots as it's fresh in their memory. Most importantly, the fact that the British drew borders for Nigeria did not render them as foolish as the south. The northern borders are simply an imaginary line to the Northerners (just like the equator); hence they believe they are one with 'Niger' people. That is why they're building rail to Niger and building an oil refinery there. They shout 'One Nigeria' but its a ploy to fool you completely. They are one with 'Niger', not you. Fulanis know their roots; you don't.

Meanwhile, politically correct fools in the South still chanting 'One Nigeria' have their western brothers cut off in Togo and Benin and the southern cut off in Cameroun. And the British will tell me to view a Kanuri man as more of my brother than someone who bears a Yoruba name (e.g. Emmanuel Adebayo) and speaks my language. Please how do you define idiocy? Worse still, which black man can go to England or U.S and divide their lands and join peoples together? If its sure for you today, travel to U.K and tell them you want to join the peoples of Worcestershire or Staffordshire to the people of Ireland and see whether you won't find your ass landed in jail.

PoliticsRe: Labour Leaders Walk Out Of Meeting With FG Over Fuel Price by JoeEeL(m): 2:59am On Nov 23, 2020
Lo ba tan.

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