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Celebrities / Re: South Korean Actress Yoo Joo-eun Dies By Suicide, Leaves Note ( Pics,) by Joeoluoma(m): 9:24am On Sep 05, 2022
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lightwind:
South Koreans just love suicide i don't know why!!

A whole lot of them prefer to take their life by their own hands.
Ignorance is the main reason
Celebrities / Re: South Korean Actress Yoo Joo-eun Dies By Suicide, Leaves Note ( Pics,) by Joeoluoma(m): 9:21am On Sep 05, 2022
[Whquote author=Righteousness2 post=116294967]The devil is in the business of deceiving so many people in this generation especially the young ones.
All he does is to deceive them that suicide is a way out of your troubles.

Do not fall for his trap. Suicide is self-Murder and is an Expressway to Hell Fire.
There is no condition that you are in here on earth that is comparable to Hell.

When you are burdened with the cares of life, JESUS Christ has his hands wide- open to receive you, remould you and heal you.

Hell is real! And it is not a palatable place at all at all.
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When you are burdened and depressed , find someone responsible to talk to. Never contemplate suicide. you may think you are relieving yourself from the pain, suffering or depression you are passing through here, but the truth is that you have put yourself in an everlasting torment which you will never come out from. Be hopeful, no situation is permanent, your problems will not last long with a positive approach.
Education / Re: Air Force And Command Secondary Schools Fees. by Joeoluoma(m): 10:37am On Aug 03, 2022
please some should help me with the website to check their result. thanks\
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shireen Abu Akleh, Al Jazeera Journalist Shot Dead By Israeli Forces by Joeoluoma(m): 11:29am On May 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

You make no sense boy..you should be smarter than this..you ain't no kid no more.. grin
Can't you see his name? Are you surprised?
Health / Re: I'm About To Abort A 4-Month Pregnancy Tomoro, My Babe Is So Scared! Help Pls by Joeoluoma(m): 11:36am On Jan 11, 2022
This is pathetic. No respect for human life. Abortion is equal to murder. Then you must receive the consequences of murder
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Nurses way dey remove four months pregnancy and five months pregnancy with ease...

Na im you dey here dey fear

But why you go dey lash woman and ejaculate inside when you know you are not mentally and financially buoyant to take care of them...even after ejaculating why not tell her to sqaud for the sperm to flow out..then take salt and water to kill the remaining one inside...or postinor plus frolic tablets

Anyway you don already looseguard....just proceed to get rid of that baby if not na deformed baby una go born because una don already attempt to abort am by injection

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Health / Re: I'm About To Abort A 4-Month Pregnancy Tomoro, My Babe Is So Scared! Help Pls by Joeoluoma(m): 11:31am On Jan 11, 2022
Do you really want us to pray for you to commit abortion? To kill an innocent child? I think you need to get your mind back.
Have this at the back of your memory: you will pay heavily if you go ahead to kill an innocent child in the womb.
Family / Re: The Hatred I Have For My Mother Is Getting Worse by Joeoluoma(m): 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2022
It's a pity that you have this kind of mother. Then use any other legal means to collect the money you want for your business even if its loan then pay back later
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Mummy G.O 'Going To Hell' Memes by Joeoluoma(m): 12:49pm On Jan 05, 2022
[color=#770077][/color]you're correct
PrincewithGod:
Just as in the days of Noah, people were busy mocking and having a good time with themselves and the flood came upon them unaware, so it shall be with this generation. You are all busy having fun with yourselves at this end time when you are supposed to be preparing foe eternity, pity! Destruction is coming!
Travel / Re: The Most Beautiful Park In Lagos, Nigeria (pics, Video) by Joeoluoma(m): 2:25pm On Nov 06, 2021
I will like to contact you. My WhatsApp number is 07030063704. Thanks
Dailymice:
You see, creating parks in Nigeria is good but the problem is that the masses are not earning enough to chill out and enjoy. They are always hustling, the few rich and relatively comfortable are the ones enjoying all these parks. (the homeless too undecided)

Well, I told myself if I become president, I would create very large parks where families can come and relax, take photographs and chill out not a gated place, but a large expanse of land with fountains, green area, swings, ice cream stands (like in New York) and bicycle lanes like in Denmark and Sweden.

We know how to enjoy in this country, but the average person is underpaid or unemployed.

One advice, If you are a young person here, and you need to earn online; venture into blogging, vlogging, selling nft, etc. There is money online guys (Not Yahoo please)
Romance / Re: Is It Better To Confess Or Keep It A Secret??? by Joeoluoma(m): 11:52am On Jun 05, 2021
Yusufisraelj:



Tell me, Simple. If I find out, there will be grave consequences.

And by the way why would a lady I'm dating cheat? Hmmm
You're still dating and not married to her. So both of you are still committing fornication.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Airforce Confirms Plane Crash Near Kaduna International Airport by Joeoluoma(m): 9:02pm On May 21, 2021
YoungLionken:
I read how people are rejoicing over the death of the Chief of army staff..

The truth is, the hate against the north is now very glaring!

And if the trumpet sounds today, nobody would make it, with the number of hatred and resentment against the north!!

Thank God Buhari didn't appoint a Southerner as the security Chief, if yes, who would have believed Buhari didn't have a hand in his death..

Nnamdi Kanu is quick to say rubbish, but if it were a Southerner, he would have seized it to blackmail and instigate hate and bitterness in the minds of his gullible followers..

Igbos complain of what they actually do;bigotry!!!..
How could you be mentioning making heaven and trumpet sound with this type of mindset.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Driver ‘rams Israeli Checkpoint’ As Deadly Violence Engulfs The West Bank( Pics) by Joeoluoma(m): 9:23am On May 15, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Check the root of the problem....Allah and Jesus. And these people are somewhere looking at the with pity. For stupidity won't allow them see that they are serving the same God. Just in different ways
They are not serving the same God. We have only one God who made the heavens and the Earth. He is a righteous, just and merciful GOD. He sent His only begotten son Jesus Christ to die for us, so that who ever believes in Jesus Christ might not perish but have everlasting life. Any other message apart from this is false and from the wrong source or master. Thank you.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Feels Guilty After Sex. Will Her Shame Go Away? by Joeoluoma(m): 11:24pm On May 13, 2021
Sebastine1994:
My girlfriend has a lot of shame about physical intimacy. I think she enjoys it, but she feels guilty afterward that we’re not married, like she is betraying her very conservative upbringing. I love her and we have talked about getting married. She thinks that will make physical intimacy more enjoyable for her. But I’m not sure. The idea of spending my life with someone who is unhappy after every time we are intimate makes me feel hopeless.
you should know her better than we do. What she is saying is 100% correct that sexual intercourse should only be after marriage. If you think she is OK for you then I will advice you to begin the marriage process. Remember to seek the face of God for direction.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Forces Hit Hamas Military Intelligence Centre, Many Feared Dead by Joeoluoma(m): 8:08pm On May 13, 2021
Hashabiah:
Under a Biden administration? Guy what are you smoking? undecided
exactly what I'm thinking. Under Donald Trump, Philistines cannot try this nonsense they are doing now.
But I know US is an isreal Ally, if other Arabs should interfere, then their allies will also. That's how world war do start o

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Politics / Re: Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi's House: Where Man Who Designed Nigeria's Flag Lives by Joeoluoma(m): 8:34am On May 01, 2021
But he's paid monthly, why can't he use it well. Even though I don't know what Nigeria call design in that flag
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Visited Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Unannounced? What Happened? by Joeoluoma(m): 10:06am On Mar 27, 2021
Blackaxe16:
talking of trust, back then I really trust my gf to the point I can take oath on her behalf. One Bros told me that I am not the only guy fucking her, I became upset bt he is right... I caught her cheating since then have sex close to hundred girls God forgive me. Never trust Nja babe
You went the wrong way and great mistake. Sleeping with close to 100 girls means you have contacted close to 100 demons or above. Check yourself very well now, you mist be possessed with the spirit of fornication there is no two ways about it. If you should get married today without deliverance first, it is almost impossible for you to be faithful to her. You have to go back to God, make peace with him, look for deliverance ministers for help.

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Politics / Re: Jigawa Governor, Badaru Receives COVID-19 Vaccine (Photo) by Joeoluoma(m): 10:21pm On Mar 10, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
The contrasting colors of the face and arm got me thinking....perhaps he got it on his prosthetic arm
You are very observant
Travel / Re: Woman Shares Injury Inflicted On Her By A Bolt Driver (Photos) by Joeoluoma(m): 7:32pm On Feb 27, 2021
She is yet to tell the whole truth
Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Teen Teaches Her Rapist Grandfather A Lesson by Joeoluoma(m): 3:21pm On Feb 27, 2021
If he married at age 20, and his first child give birth at age 20, yet the grandchild would be 8years old. How the did a man at 49 become a grandfather to a 14 year old girl.
Secondly, since the grandmother was in the house, raise alarm early through shouting could have nibbed the incident at the bud.
Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Teen Teaches Her Rapist Grandfather A Lesson by Joeoluoma(m): 3:16pm On Feb 27, 2021
At 49, he is already a grandfather to a 14year old girl. Hope the story is real or statistics are not adding up.
Family / Re: "He Couldn't Get Me Pregnant For 10 Years, So I Tested My Fertility Elsewhere" by Joeoluoma(m): 3:11pm On Feb 27, 2021
Women and infidelity these days; even though men are not innocent but Satan has taken hold of many families due due adultery.
Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by Joeoluoma(m): 2:26pm On Feb 26, 2021
Definitely 5
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Younger Brother To Death In Edo (Photos) by Joeoluoma(m): 10:00pm On Feb 22, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad.......
Pussy asss brother ......

I don't even have a brother as a sibling.....

Assuming I was opportune to have one.....
We will be smoking weed together all day, all night......
No fighting
are you serious?
Religion / Re: COVID-19: Yinka Akinbami Is Dead. House On The Rock Pastor Dies by Joeoluoma(m): 3:49am On Jan 11, 2021
Bodexman:


Pls mind what you utter with your mouth.

Just an advice. Thanks
Let him not be wise in his own eyes behold, destruction lieth at his door
Romance / Re: Help, I Am In Love With A Single Mother Of Two. by Joeoluoma(m): 4:21pm On Jan 08, 2021
Love is not in the feeling you are having for her. Check that feeling very well, you may find out that it is lust you are lusting after her. To have her and sleep with her. I will advise you to rather concentrate on developing your business, draw closer to God in fervent prayers and holiness. The Lord will direct you.

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Crime / Re: Secondary School Boy Stabs A Man Dead In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by Joeoluoma(m): 8:35pm On Apr 02, 2019
Oddsman:
This boy is not more than 17. Probably from a broken home.
you may be correct
Jobs/Vacancies / Pwc Marketer Recruitment by Joeoluoma(m): 1:18pm On Jun 20, 2016
Please do anybody have an update on pwc marketer recruitment? I have been expecting their feedback after the online assessment.
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Aluu Killing - Viewer Discretion Is Advised by Joeoluoma(m): 10:43am On Jun 06, 2016
This is the same Biafrans praying for God intervention with all these blood shed.
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Create A New Topic by Joeoluoma(m): 9:17am On Jun 06, 2016
Good one
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by Joeoluoma(m): 1:08am On Jun 05, 2016
I got an invite for online assessment from pwc. Please I need people who have experienced pwc assessment to help me on how it is like. I will appreciate any past questions forwarded to my email address : joeoluoma@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by Joeoluoma(m): 1:17am On Feb 12, 2016
hajjisemiu:
Owners of mails below should check their inbox for the past questions and answers. They av been sent. I wish u the best of luck in ur test.
edohdaniel@ gmail.com, oyewo_bolaji@yahoo.com, gbolly4unow@gmail.com, bolaoguntimehin@gmail.com, mahyoureal@gmail.com, awahkalu@yahoo.com, rasaq4prosper@yahoo.com, uyobong2010@gmail.com, dipooloye2020@gmail.com, oluwabioluwaseyi4@gmail.com
Please forward to Victoryjoe777@gmail.com. Thanks
Car Talk / Re: Graphic Photos From The Horrific Accident On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by Joeoluoma(m): 10:32am On Aug 27, 2015
It's quite unfortunate that these things happen on our roads on daily basis. Sometimes it may not be the drivers fault, a trailer can fail brake, loose control and there it happens. That's why you should never neglect committing your journey into God's care always.
Secondly, it is clear that it was a head_on collision ;now if all our roads are well duallised, at least head_on collision will be drastically reduced if not ejected. The government own the citizens alot in providing good roads, water, good health_care, and quality education, and the security of lives and properties. these are primary and undebatable.
RIP to the dead

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