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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrested 89 Yahoo Boys In the Ibadan Night Club Raid (Pictures) by joepepsy(m): 8:51pm On Jan 20, 2020
The cancer you criminals are creating will hunt you and your families,when maga no pay again na your family boys go turn to.
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr.

You think bombing is easy?

Let me tell you a secret niggarrr

Bombing is the most difficult job on planet earth
Do you know what it means to acquire tools and format?
Do you know what it means to hypnotize human?
Do you know what it means to stay awake all night?
Do you know what it means for azaman to come up with stories that the money has not been confirmed
Romance › Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by joepepsy(m): 5:32am On Jan 17, 2020
Na only to fucck una sabi for this yeye country,very idle and unproductive nation.
Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.
Travel › Re: Claims That Nigerian Died In Iran Plane Crash Are False - Fact Check by joepepsy(m): 11:52pm On Jan 14, 2020
God save Iran oo..wetin US dey fear to start we for start am.
Ishilove:
In this age of social media, it is very easy to give into the temptation of spreading news without proper checks, especially when they are being disseminated by supposedly reputable media outlets. However, thankfully there are still some who take the time out for fact checks.



Many threads were created on Nairaland on this matter and one even managed to grace the frontpage briefly before it was yanked off by the supermoderator. https://www.nairaland.com/5626777/nigerian-dauda-onoruoiza-among-victims


Contd:


https://guardian.ng/news/fact-check-claims-that-nigerian-died-in-iran-plane-crash-untrue/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Politics › Re: Supreme Court: Celebration In Imo As Uzodinma Is Declared Winner by joepepsy(m): 11:48pm On Jan 14, 2020
Celebration everywhere.
Devops:
Mumu paid post, naraland is starting to be full of sh!!t ..
celebrations where? The country has driven into anarchy and the people of IMO has just been spat on the face. And you're taking about celebration.
Buhari will go down in the deepest part of hell,
Politics › Re: Supreme Court: Celebration In Imo As Uzodinma Is Declared Winner by joepepsy(m): 11:48pm On Jan 14, 2020
We are celebrating grin
Holiegrail2:
Which Imo?
Everybody is saddened
Politics › Re: Video Of Hanan Buhari On The Presidential Jet, Waving. Shared By Aisha Buhari by joepepsy(m): 2:17am On Jan 14, 2020
And foolishness is when you support PDP.
lilmarley:
Stupidity is when you support APC
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Reacts To His Death Rumour by joepepsy(m): 10:04pm On Jan 13, 2020
Bawo omo oshogbo.
Funkybabee:
Cool
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Reacts To His Death Rumour by joepepsy(m): 5:22pm On Jan 13, 2020
Yes a super mod
Funkybabee:
Another mod bearing that?
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Reacts To His Death Rumour by joepepsy(m): 5:18pm On Jan 13, 2020
I think is seunlala
Funkybabee:
Who brought this here.. Lala or seun


Seun should find job for lala jare... sad


Check my sign, chinchin promo still on.. Order urs now
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Commissions Aminu Dantata Flyover, Kano (Photos) by joepepsy(m): 5:03pm On Jan 13, 2020
The biggest in west africa? As in naija toooo low,stop comparing naija with west Africa,nigeria is west africa,if we can't measure up with at least south Africa then no need.
Tobiwakawaka:
Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo is in Kano to commission the enormous Aminu Dantata Bridge at Sabon Gari Market.

The Bridge is one of the longest bridges in West Africa.

Source: https://www.channelstv.com/2020/01/13/osinbajo-arrives-kano-to-commission-flyover-bridges-other-projects/
Health › Re: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by joepepsy(m): 2:45pm On Jan 13, 2020
Now you are on front page,saw your comment earlier on complaining about snake topic on front page instead of yours. grin
Enn214:
Outsiders have been coming to my compound to 'deform' this flower I used in decorating my house. They say it's medicinal

Pls, I would like to know the name & what it's used for?
Politics › Re: Customs Generates N1.3tr In 2019, Exceeds Target By N404bn by joepepsy(m): 6:15am On Jan 13, 2020
Why is America borrowing,the richest country in the World.
Davash222:
Good.
So, why is Buhari borrowinghuh
Culture › Re: A Nairalander Witnesses Iwa Akwa (Wearing Of Cloth) Ceremony In Igboland by joepepsy(m): 6:10am On Jan 13, 2020
Naija only party and fucck una sabi..nobody wan revolt,lazy people
donstan18:
Firstly, What is Iwa Akwa?


The Iwa akwa, also known as 'cloth wearing', means an initiation into manhood. It is a ceremony that entails the passage of a young boy transforming into a full- fledged man; and it is highly valued, respected and usually practiced by the people of Ehime Mbano, Ihitte Uboma, Obowo and Ahiazu Mbaise Local government areas, all in Imo state. The participants are usually mates of a certain age grade. The wearing of cloths has a symbolic representation. It is a symbol of coverage. It is assumed that they (initiates) were naked before but they are now covered.


I wouldn't want to stress you with too much details as a Nairalander by name Igbodefender had once opened an educative thread on "Iwa Akwa". https://www.nairaland.com/5001028/iwa-akwa-festival-igbo-initiation

Before I forget. The person "Wearing the cloth" is a senior friend, cousin, colleague and buddy. He's just almost everything to me. So base on those settings, I couldn't help but had to forfeit my programs just to be there for him.

This very ceremony happened in Ihitte Uboma LGA, IMO State.

Please help with audience.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores 4 Goals In El Classico. by joepepsy(m): 4:46am On Jan 12, 2020
you dey find trouble abi grin
Wiifesnatcher:
Omo ologo



Why always Yoruba? Ruling Nigeria music industry to the world now this


See Yoruba, see success
Romance › Re: No Sex Before Marriage: Did I Overreact? by joepepsy(m): 1:07pm On Jan 11, 2020
Every discussion in this country is about sex,as in we can do better.
Lyydia:
There's this guy that we have been dating for 6 months, we love each other very well and we plan on marrying each other.

Here is the deal, we plan on no sex before marriage due to personal reasons. I don't ask for money also, we do cuddle and kiss sometimes. But not sex!

Of recent, he has been acting strange and wants to go beyond our normal cuddle level. I cautioned him about this and he promised to change! But he still does this.

Yesterday it happened again as I got furious and asked him to leave.

Did I overreact? I called, he has not picked up since yesterday.
Politics › Re: As Nigerians, Can We Ever Witness Stable Electricity In Our Life Time? by joepepsy(m): 4:31am On Jan 11, 2020
This is not about Buhari,jona nko?
GamalNasser:
You keep voting idiots like Buhari and then come back to start asking useless questions ..OP don't Provoke me
Politics › Re: Buhari: Graduates Must Have Credible School Certificates by joepepsy(m): 4:18am On Jan 11, 2020
This one posted here is nepa bill?
PapaBaby:
Why didn't Buhari start by providing a credible school certificate himself?
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Bans Night Grazing Nationwide by joepepsy(m): 3:59am On Jan 10, 2020
You think trump is bold enough to attack nigeria?
Karloss:
Fear of trump
Education › Re: Lilian Salami Seeks EFCC Collaboration To Fight Corruption, Yahoo Boys by joepepsy(m): 9:45pm On Jan 07, 2020
Former petroleum minister is a sheman abi huh
Frankyboy1:
If you want to take a country like Nigeria far, give a honest female academician and intellectual post of presidency and other juicy position, trust me,they can hardly be corrupted by the lure of life like their greedy male counterparts, a great move by the Amazon, uniben them.boys will be wishing her immediate downfall now!
Thank God after five years,I comment first on a thread,

B/S: Ladies pls never and never you try leaving your guy alone, while you travel during the.festive season, I never knew.we.had such number of beautiful girls available in this country! Chei, now my waist is doing me tininitiriri,
Politics › Re: How US Embassy Portrays Nigeria On Its Website by joepepsy(m): 9:38pm On Jan 07, 2020
Where is the insult..some of you don't know how useless nigeria is,go to other Africa countries.
Ramanto:
I know we have a lot of intelligent people here. Can you suggest ways to better our country? This insult is too much from America
Politics › Re: How US Embassy Portrays Nigeria On Its Website by joepepsy(m): 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2020
Politics › Re: Tinubu Visits Aso Rock; Says Not Yet Time To Talk About Buhari’s Successor by joepepsy(m): 4:48pm On Jan 07, 2020
Don't blame the politicians,naija people too mumu.
Ogegeodey:
sadthe only thing Nigerians discuss in yhe political space is election. The last election was just a year ago, and the mindset of all politicians is on the next one. Who cares if they is governance?
Politics › Re: Army Detains Charles Nengite Over $16 Million Found In Wife’s Account by joepepsy(m): 4:38pm On Jan 07, 2020
If your wife own that amount in her account and you are not aware,she will kill you soon.
StarUp:
I don't get it...so because money is found in a woman's account then the husband must be involved? Which kind of daft investigators are these? Don't you know more than 70% of wives have monies that their husbands don't even know exists? SMH
Politics › Re: Eeben Barlow: US Funded Buhari’s Campaign, Says Military Contractor by joepepsy(m): 11:24pm On Jan 06, 2020
They've been technologically defeated.defeat is defeat.
GamalNasser:
Jonathan has been gone for 5 years and Buhari has been in charge so can you tell me why the Nigerian Army under Buhari hasn't defeated Boko Haram yet?
Car Talk › Re: Kantanka MO: Aeroplane Car Unveiled In Ghana by joepepsy(m): 4:24pm On Jan 06, 2020
Any news will hit the front page why?
obafemee80:
https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-10.jpg

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-2.jpg

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-5.jpg

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-4.jpg

Ghanaian automaker Kantanka Automobile Company Limited has unveiled a luxurious 40ft-long Wingless aeroplane limousine called Kantanka-MO.

The luxury limousine was shown off during the 39th Kristo Asafo Mission of Ghana Annual Technology & Agriculture Exhibition held on December 29, 2019, at Apostle Safo School of Arts and Sciences, Awoshie Last Stop.

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-3.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p8oxvrGJ8Q

The 40 feet long limousine is almost the lenght of three Toyota Land Cruiser Prado lined bumper-to-bumper. It is designed to cater for a fairly large party.

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/IMG_20190131_214909_832-600x369.jpg

Just like its look-alike 42-long World’s first street-legal Limo-Jet (Pictured above), this Ghanaian-made car boasts ultra-luxury features.

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO.jpg

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-6.jpg

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-MO-1.jpg

Inside, the Kantanka-MO features white leather seats, ambient lights and high fidelity speakers. It has TV screen and dashboard monitors that allows the Pilot driver to view throughout the interior.

The Public Relations Officer of the Kristo Asafo Mission, Mr Akwasi Ofori, said:



https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka.jpg

Kantanka also unveiled an armoured personnel carrier during the annual event. The APC is capable of launching missile. Its front headlights is designed like the shape of human eye.

Ghana’s Inspector General of Police, James Oppong Boanuh was highly impressed with the new car. After inspection, the IGP believes that the huge APC could be adapted for patrol duties by the police.

Want to know more about Kantanka?

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Apostle-Kwadwo-Safo.jpg

Kantanka Automobile Company Limited, a subsidiary of the Kantanka Group of Companies, is a Ghanaian based automaker. The company is the brainchild of a Ghanaian businessman and clergyman, Apostle Kwadwo Safo.

https://autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kantanka-Auto-1.jpg

Kantanka vehicles are assembled in Ghana from CKD (Complete Knock Down) kits supplied by a Chinese firm, possible Foday through Chongqing Big Science & Technology.

What Do You Think About Kantanka aeroplane-inspired car?

https://autojosh.com/innoson-of-ghana-unveils-luxurious-40ft-long-kantanka-mo-aeroplane-limousine/
Politics › Re: Diaspora Trust Fund Underway – Dabiri-erewa by joepepsy(m): 3:45pm On Jan 06, 2020
There's nothing wrong if the Igbos take advantage of the funds,no nation or people can survive alone.
kettykings:
Precisely that is exactly what I am asking igbos to do, to forget this federal government proposed diaspora fund and look inwards
Politics › Re: Diaspora Trust Fund Underway – Dabiri-erewa by joepepsy(m): 11:57am On Jan 06, 2020
Stop these appointments shit,a region that will succeed would've done so with what they have.until you stop blaming the yorubas and fulani then you can look inward.
kettykings:
It can never succeed. Igbos should have a south east diaspora fund. 97% should do their thing seperate. This is a country that is finding it very difficult to even give Igbo appointment ,level playing grounding not yo talk of vote Igbo for 2023
Politics › Re: Diaspora Trust Fund Underway – Dabiri-erewa by joepepsy(m): 11:22am On Jan 06, 2020
Tomorrow if it succeed and igbos are left out you all scream "we've been marginalised"
catoluy:
Every Igbo man, even Biafrans know this by now. She is a known afonja Igbo bigot!
Foreign Affairs › Re: America To Limit Donald Trump's Iran Military Action With 'War Power Resolution' by joepepsy(m): 11:06am On Jan 06, 2020
War is not like chelsea vs Barcelona match,real death,real anguish,real pain.
MylezKayn:
FTC
Why is it peppering Nancy Pelosi that Trump killed a Terrorist who was responsible for the death of Americans such as Ambassador Stephens? Sometimes these Democrats act as though they are on the side of Terrorists rather than USA
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Praises Trump For Soleimani Killing, Places Military On High Alert by joepepsy(m): 12:49am On Jan 06, 2020
Iran will shock the US.
Richdad50:
shocked

The greatest mistake that will be made by any nation in modern history is for Iran to attack USA, Isreal. It will be the end of Iran as you know it. Period!

The devastation will send shockwaves across generations to come. Most of you do not know the level of research, precision technology, and war scenarios the USA have rehearsed over years for Iran. They will decimate Iran beyond recognition.

Richdad
Politics › Re: 20 Things In 2020 That Will Shape And Shake The Year by joepepsy(m): 3:58pm On Jan 05, 2020
This 21st century nigeria cannot generate electricity,you lazy youths should be protesting ,wetin consign you with obaseki and oshomole wey dey meet for one joint dey nag babe!!
Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/20-things-in-2020.html


Lalasticlala
Foreign Affairs › Re: WWIII Memes Posted By Americans On Facebook by joepepsy(m): 12:14pm On Jan 05, 2020
The US military showed up at my house today,guess what I did?




















Iran.
dominiick:
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