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Obliteration of Bruce the troglodytic oaf


• I'm Freddy Krueger in this donnybrook, more brutal than the 10th plague/ Bruce is a worthless can of puke, I should put a noose round his stabbed nape/
you'll see Bruce wane like Batman , when I hook him with backaches/ and how's this pikey scum venomous?..when he's just a shook gook and bland snake/ a screwed schnook in this rap game/
fu¢k an opener punch... I'd rather scratch my unwashed anus....then give Bruce a handshake! /

• Witness the spasms of pain, as I'm fluxing this crude coon/ leave him with a deformed foreskin, peeled gums and a removed tooth/ the Rebel is a mobile wikipedia...beat-boxing a gloom tune/ but Bruce is a simpleton.. a fluke,dunce and a spoof goon / so feel free to call him a 'smurf' …cos his brain emits intelligence...only once in a 'blue' moon! /

• DJ exposed your photo, the one similar to a ram's face/ and we all saw a light-skinned gremlin..with cheeks puffier than a damn cake/ your nostrils were two times Kompany's head...you looked dirtier than the thrash place/ and your thick lips were larger...than Ethiopia's landscape!/ Jesus!....they say beauty lies in the beholder's 'eye' ...but everybody's 'cornea' .... 'thinks you're uglier than Bance!' /

• I'll blast your rotator with a blunderbuss, dent your pelvis,thighs and shoulders/ debilitate your elbow extensor muscles,..with a fetish knife or boulder/ and that's because you're a nutcase,..a pettish dyke and toddler/ how did you escape the asylum?...you anguished sad imposter!/
to cut the long story short...Bruce is a mentally-ill north-pole bear ... .a certified bi-polar! /

• We've delved into your history... don't lie your mama wasn't rap£d/ or that you didn't ditch a 'lady'...to go 'gaga' with the gays/ you have the swag of a defaced Jabbawock....you can't hang here with the greats/ you need to embrace your monkey origin..before you'd be granted in my space/ cos you keep yelping that you're human...yet DNA tests have proved.... that you were fathered by an ape!/

•Your gorilla-looking parents..are barbaric to the sight/ a 2 year old sees them....and starts to panic and cry/ cos they are foul-smelling creatures...they should be banished for life/ and as a matter of fact, last time they strolled ....a passer-by screamed..- CHARLES DARWIN WAS RIGHT!!! /

•see as my bars connect?.. I'm a strong raged welder/ set to inflict you like FYH...with pox,AIDS, influenza/ see I've decided to plank you with 'cash' ...for being a sore lame beggar/ so its 'haymakers with the 'dollars' .. till you're bumped, maimed, dismembered/ translation?... Bruce is getting punched by the 'money' ..... I'm Floyd May Weather ! /

• I'll show up at your sister's wedding...to slit and strike her vein/ she's gon' be jabbering frantically...when i spill her idle brain/ I'm a very mean Mandrake, and after I kick and blight the dame/ I'll string Bruce to a railway ..then spit on the bridegroom's face/ and after the best man dies...I'll hastily crush Bruce to death...with the flipping 'bridal train'! /


• while you were sipping tea, this psycho drank grenades/ blabber or start tirades...and I'll fling a cyclone in your way/ I go scientific and you go artistic... but your Picasso raps are vague/
I'm charged up and high voltage ..but this macho is a lame/its glaring I'm hip-hop's live wire...and you're just a typo in the game/ so quit bragging you spewed electricity bars ... cos they are nowhere close to mine ...you're Michael FARAWAY! /

• Let's talk about your mother...how she's a b1tch that's truly h0rny/ I'll tell you how she gobbled my ¢ock..and how i screwed her loose punnani/ how she su¢ked my piccolo, and said my flute was yummy/ and how my sp£rms erupted... and I shot my fluid on her tummy/ that's right twit, your mum is a cougar..a snitching tool and dummy/ and on a certain Saturday night ..she got banged in a 'St.Louis packet' ....- that's how you treat a 'sugar' mummy!/

• My Penmanship is unparagoned...shawarma's known as major/ you boast of being the core..but none of them homies know ya/cos your skill is infinitesimal...plus you're known for phony bogus/
I'll Oando and Conoil you badly...till your ghost is disfigured/ and If you see Bruce stringed to a filling station .... I only did that to prove...that's he's such a Total failure!
/

• this is the end of a spastic flaccid flea...that's been rendered inefficient/ by my lyrical eloquence...and metaphorical sequence/
I've pissed, farted and shitted on Bruce..we shouldn't be mentioned in a sentence/
Ya'll think I'm a battler?...nah I'm a quizzer ..and this verse was to question his existence !/

Teddybiyasi's Crucifixion


•Ted's Ebbing from my Venoms...like she's struck by Gorgons/
I got blades 'between her thighs'...like 'Reproductive Organs'/
How's Teddy gonna die?...I'll let my Soldiers decide/
Either they blight her eyes....with a brutal scythe/
'Or Have her Skull rolled on Glass'..-like the 'Ludo Dice' !!/

•I'll inflict Ted with Plagues...and Hamper her Healing/
Get her Systole 'Spoilt'....like 'Over-Pampered Children'/
My 'Intersects' Fatal....and they'll brush her both cheeks/
Fore' I Sink one in her head   ....-She's 'Chuck Bartowski' !/

•I've got 'banana peels'..on the path of the maniac/
So Ted's gonna 'Slip' …though she's daft and 'insomniac' /
I'll Suspend Ted in Space...after choking the leper/
Teleport her to Neptune...hit her dome with a Louvre/
'Then Drop her on Earth with a Chain' ....- 'Like Oduduwa' !/

•Ted's not mature... Her behaviour is childish/
If we go 'Cote d'Ivoire' ...I'll Impale her on 'Ivory' /
Get her scourged on pillars...have her Flushed, Decimated/
Hit Teddy with the 'Molue'..till the turd is Deflated/
Then 'Hang her on the Vehicle' ...- Just like the 'L-Plate' !/

•After throwing her in 'Tropics'  ...without her socks or her shoes/
My Pair of Pliers..will get her bodied and bruised/
Leave her stranded in the 'Forest' ..till she's ffucking Confused/
Ted's Clueless 'Termite' ....and she's lost in the 'Woods' ! /

•Ted's a rotten Pikin...a bastard and urchin/
She was born by 'accident' ...like ' two cars colliding' /
Since she acting a wwhore...and drops pant for Money/
I'll wrap her head in notes...and if dollars ain't coming/
'I'll press her face'... into 'One naira bills' .... 'Like Herbert Macaulay' !/

•I'll deform her pen...and Uproot this insect/
No 'Kimwhyte' ....But Ted will lose her 'Sleekness' /
In the morn when she 'Make up'..I'll severe her spleen/
Beat her with Lip-Sticks...till you hear her screams/
'Then Put Powder on her face' ...like 'Ojuju' ....'in Nigerian Films' !/


•Ted's 'skinnier than a twig'... She's a shook nincompoop/
She can't afford meals...and got no food to consume/
Her neck thin like straw....She's a drool and a poop/
Now all 'APC members' ...wanna grab Biyasi....cos she looks like a 'Broom' !/


•You so Ugly Twit..and a creep in the ghetto/
You so Black-....Ramires see you, get hope/
Since she yearns for death....I'll have this Sissy Bleeding/
Stretch her lungs skywards...make it reach the ceiling/
So Call Her 'Aigbe or Johnson'
..-this is a 'Mercy' Killing' !/

•Ted's Fam sycophantic...her Dad, Bro and mother/
If this was June 9...they'll be first stoned at borders/
I'll wait till June 10....have their household disordered/
And on June 11?.....They'll be prepped cold for murder/
Cos they go down on 'June 12' ....- Like 'MKO Abiola' !/

MrKang:
Zach comprehension is not your forte,read the below again,this time slowly



Only regulars here in a battle quotes their opponents verses after battles.

You are not wise at all.

MrKang:
New member who could bold,italicize,colour texts,knows the norm of quoting the verse of an opponent after dropping verses ,Zach is too dumb,he couldn't even conceal his desperation.

I'm flattered that a loser I made my biitch chose to have a snippet on the likeness of MrKang, he he,its allowed.

Oh pls don't stop, carry on,while I table your case to the supermods,oh how they so love your types

MrKang:
Zach is so dumb.

A friend of mine who studied Computer engineering just ran a trace on both IP addresses(Zach,Joe) and they are both the same.

I knew something was fishy when I saw a nl acct trying to mimic my online character ,a dumb copycat,I thought who could this be apart from someone who's obsessed with me,then it clicked,I just waited for the battle to confirm it ,and my friend did the finishing job

ZachHugo:
before going to Bed, I Just wanted to Point this out. . . . . .you are Accusing me of being Joewendell. . . .and yet you act like him in Every manner. . . . . .the both Of you Have so Much in Common. . . . you both Drop Emoticons in every Post and Your are both Trouble makers. . .if this is What hatred has turned you into, then am sorry for you!!!
peace

MrKang:
Abeg Hydrog3n yarn me,which other person for this section dey always face Network probs?

fluxmind:
You scared to drop names now? They go swarm you.

fluxmind:
You jumping on everything, so greedy. How many people on the cypher max?

fluxmind:
What else would you have done but paint pixels?

fluxmind:
Not my fault when there were no signs of you showing up

Limerick:
NAIRALAND AUDIO CYPHER 2017 COMING SOON. Glads that are interested should let me know

onward4life:
Book Me.

Name King of mic.
I own the mic yu hold
Dnt even try to be bold
My bars are from told
Yeah bru am all real gold
Cos of my ice ma bars are so cold
Fold ur load and roll
Cos I com punching, Mohammed ali
Funny I do dis wit yall watching me
Like pay tv on Mirrors stands!

**freedomWriters**

are you lost?
pls don't derail this thread with your nonsese

04kaa:
Am hard with the flow like the cover of a coconut
Yall will get dismantled like that nigga from kuvukiland

Bleep u niggasss spittin

fluxmind:
Ehn tech diffs, where them judges at? Nah Fück it. Good one

fluxmind:
What I hate, Niggas who talk shít then run & hide when shít come out to play. JoeWendell is a bítch, Lestat is another bítch.

fluxmind:
Ayyo...

Well look what we got... another average Joe/
I bugged Jiggy for Hommie, but I guess I'll have to settle for this average foe/
Talking all tough but we all know he got average flows/
The mouth on this bítch so big he probably swallow more dicks... than average höes/

I'm savage, cold...
This is not hard liquor when I lick a shot & split his top/
I kid you not, kid will drop when these bullets hit his heart, liver & make his kidneys pop/
Everybody watch how I... get rid of this actor, like I'm Ridley Scott/
I body slam you on a offering table, then I smite thee like Abraham tryna kill the only kid he's got/
(liquor, Bullet)

This thug's funny but who he think he fooling?/
Bugs Bunny is about to get a schooling/
I put this pig's pork chop in my workshop, soon as I bring the tool in/
Your blood was boiling all yesterday, today? Store him in a freezer, you gon get a cooling/
(bugs, porky pig)

That Elmer Fudd shotgun blow like cold breeze/
The shots aired, they not flares when I hold heat/
This shocked hare, won't hop, scared with cold feet/
They gon pull his body out the morgue tray, damn he stiffer than cold meat/

Tonight's forecast is rain, snow/
Pharaoh's hoę heard me, when I said I was gonna fück Joe dirty if he didn't bring his raincoat/
All you'll see is red when I rain blows/
I give J-OE a KO, his back to the mat, looking up to God for help but all he see is rainbows/

I smash with haymakers that daze a fake Frazier/
I bash ya face like Cassius Clay breakers/
I blast & blaze lasers, slash with raised sabers/
They wouldn't find this star, dead until eight days later/
(Star Wars, Boxing)

You walked into a death trap/
How I hit em up?
I give this J the kiss of death slap/
I push his head back, punching... till his head crack/
Had to move Wendell's body to another position, now he's no longer... Left Back/
(Jadakiss, Jason, punching, Jason Puncheon, Wendell at Leverkusen)

I'm ain't far too impressed/
I bring only heavy bars to this pest/
The shít I spit? Fire! My flames char through his chest/
S. Blade, Kitana, Ken, Stryker... heavy scars to his chest/...
(Fück I gotta put em in subtitles or something?)...
I said... I bring only heavy bars to this pest/
Switchblades, katanas, shurikens, strike a heavy scar to his chest/

You said you was gon kill me?/
You gon need more guns in your cyphers to bring an end to the hero of a Trilogy/
If you ain't blasting bombs then you ain't a real killer gee/
Tryna kill one of the best, y'all know who the real killer be/
You just another pet, your lines don't hit hard enough to... kill a bee/
(Cipher, Neo, guns, matrix trilogy, tailed beast bombs, Killerbee)

Said he was gon kill Flux?/
I'm in the kitchen, with steel pots,
I roast this chicken when the grill hot,
That Demon in you better run with it's tail between it's legs, when nines spray to kill fücks/

I bet this nigguh homo, cos he likes dress trendy/
Channel bags, Prada shoes, Gucci fresh, Fendi/
A drag queen on that screen, wait... This nigguh looks like Wendy/

Bítch my flow so gorgeous, drop dead/
I do you like Kratos fighting Gorgons, pop head/
The gore when I sock him in the eyes till it pop red/
Hades' cauldron is the only place this hot head gon end up... in a pot, dead/

Outro:
This goes out to the rest of you rappers/
I'm only here to bring the best in you rappers/
I'm just testing you rappers/
When I put the beam on the chest of new rappers/
I fire off let it ricochet & hit the rest of you rappers/

fluxmind:
@ JoeWendell where dafuq you run to now huh?