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Rap BattlesRe: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by JoeWendell: 12:46pm On Jan 17, 2017
Hahahahah grin

Wey that fluxmind yeye plays sef grin

I dey come, make I go find am wink
Rap BattlesRe: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell(op): 12:22pm On Jan 17, 2017
heheheh grin

Checks, with a sledge hammer cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
souloho19:
Lmao urs wld be like 3,000 zeros grin
Am already at destination dope,
So I aint got any long way to go grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 11:57am On Jan 17, 2017
I screwed your wife/ technically screwed your life/ if that's why you crying? Then your a fool for life/
Rap Battles•°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:33am On Jan 17, 2017
Joewendell vs KidPaku

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 8bars

- Deadline is 10pm, Tuesday 17 January 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:03am On Jan 17, 2017
Fluxmind vs giyaz,

Hahaha cheesy

One of this niggas will be-halved grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:00am On Jan 17, 2017
souloho19:
Bro..if dats wack then I got a loooooooooooooooooooong way to go
Dude, the zeros you added in the long aint enough. grin

Add another 30, cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 12:08am On Jan 17, 2017
fluxmind:
There's more to it when I say I'll like to see Joe git nasty/
Moments into the scene, Joe starts licking nic's dick & ąss cheeks/
They're like two gąy actors, just talking dirty while acting/

Please boys, save the rhymes for the battle grounds na. Let's get it done - JoeWendell vs Nastynic cheesy grin
Pause, I could beat you kid up/ rαpe your mom, and split the ρμssy of your sis up/ since she's a loose chick, with a big cμnt/ without sεxing her in a 'big boat', she's gonna give me a cheap fμck/ grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:33pm On Jan 16, 2017
nastynic:
the first shall be the last,
nd the last shall be the first.....










to killgrin
Hehehehe,

Like coogar, you shall meet an untimely death tongue
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:14pm On Jan 16, 2017
hahahah grin

really flux and soul,
What's the delay? huh
I can't wait to see intestines burning,
Dicks falling, heads rolling! grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:29pm On Jan 16, 2017
fluxmind:
I mean this style of taking any emcee's name I see & spit off it. I been doing it since last when I got here. If you doubt, ask the vets like dj5naira.
Go back to pages 800 sumthin, my Ab-soul showin love verse & sdrawkcab (backwards spelt backwards). I'd jump on FFR, read other people's verses then spin it, rhyming off their names.

I was referring to Souloho19. Speaking of which, don't run boy. Jigsawkillah, me vs souloho19, Abeg make I give am christening. Set it up!
Say wah? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:54pm On Jan 16, 2017
fluxmind:
See biting my style na cheesy I swear FFR is infectious
Say what? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:42pm On Jan 16, 2017
fluxmind:
A shrimp gonna shock me with no taser?/
Unless you're an Eel, somebody shoulda told you I throw lasers/
Style from Iron Mike my flow can knockout a Joe Frazier/
Keep scripting I'm no hater, You're still a low grader/
This Cow should start from the grass-roots as a slow grazer/
Work your way to the top, like Hausa clothes traders/
Then become a 'Gote & top doe raker/
I'm a code breaker, e don tay when I learned the game/
Better watch yourself you might get burned in flames/
It took time before I earned the fame/
It all seems promising, but yours might not turn the same/
Nigga this shit is sick, but I got the panadol for e'rr headache/ I'll simply relieve you of your sick flowing skills, without calling paramedics/ I know you aint diss me/ but I simply/ tought I should reply this shitt/ because its ill freeze/ and I follow my instincts/ and that shit gonna bring me your 'relatives head' without a bblowjob from your thin sis/ am the best nigga up is this b-tch/ I'll light the match, burn all of you prickss/ I mean every battler in this section is gonna feel this dragons heat/
Am boasting cos am good/ your a rejected gollum from the hood/ whose you dissing? Is it soul or who/ I would have slowed it down like concieted would/ but my rap is for real vets, and for nerdy noobs like you. . it shouldn't be understood/ tomorrow am killing that kid paku/ it aint child abuse/ after that am still gonna bag you/ but before I smack you/ I'll go for soul. . Am like a mad dude/ I'll spit venomous lyrics, that'll dry your bones/ am like a reptile, unlike kang am not a clone/ even ycee knows am a king in my throne/ so ye all should not think your better than me, if not I'll 'circulate the bjs' , I mean heads will roll/ I pack the macks/ with a dope head filled instantly with cracks/ if you try this vicious glad/ I go turn ade papa, and give you a serious slap/ shitt, nig whose better than me?/ is it you? Kang? Or is it zach with the leprosy?/ or is it paku? Soul? Jigs? 5naira?, or some dude I've never seen?/ truth is. .ye all just little pricks underneath the deadly me/ once it comes out, it'll give ye all no sleep like a late night, burial ceremony/. . .Its time for my cannons to bring fire/ to all the up coming niggas, am sure I've inspired/ my heavily loaded arsenals won't cease fire/ they are gonna bang bang bang like timaya/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell:
update on my blacklist

my blacklist

1- Fluxmind - Killed!!! grin

2-Kidmonkey - killed!!!

3-Souloho19 - hmmm huh

4-Hugo lloris - he's scared of me undecided

5-Paayne, I'll make him feel real pain very soon huh

6-Mrkang - made him quit textrap with just one punch grin tongue

7-Icekid - in the coming weeks, I make him melt quick

8-whiz10 - is going to be my easiest win here. grin

9-Hydrog3n- -I'll break him down with catalase grin

10-Nastynic - killed!!!!

To be updated grin cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:52pm On Jan 16, 2017
fluxmind:
You don start, you've gone far cheesy with your silly set of setup rhymes grin
heheheh grin

When is the match,
Abi na dis night? huh


nastynic:
I have this bad feeling that Joe wants to battle me kiss
Thank God you know its a bad feeling! cheesy

You can join my blacklist boy grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 6:36pm On Jan 16, 2017
the only noise here, are the ones from my macks/ shitt hole, biitch hoe, lick pole, fake injoo product you wack/ with no Finisher, even URL knows i just gave ya a Smack/ grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 4:52pm On Jan 16, 2017
Heheheh grin

Flux vs soul

Drum rolls cheesy

Someones head must roll cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 4:48pm On Jan 16, 2017
fluxmind:
Haaa! Awoof food sweet pass, enjoy! grin
Hahahah grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 1:38pm On Jan 16, 2017
Your mates they do battles for this section/ you dey here with uniform, dey stand in line like secondary school inspection/ grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 1:32pm On Jan 16, 2017
souloho19:
Lmao...
Make sure u fast on Sunday..
Cos u'r gonna eat those words bruv grin
Hehehe cheesy

Am the grimmreaper,
Even the devil knows am after your soul grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 1:07pm On Jan 16, 2017
fluxmind:
If you no kill am, I go come murk you again tongue
Hahahah grin

Tomorrow, I'll remove paku's head. . grin

Then on sunday I'll rip the soul of soul cheesy

Lwkmd.

This is going to be an easy win grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:59pm On Jan 16, 2017
souloho19:
As much as it takes to bury u...
Call me d grave digger grin cool
8bars then.
Sunday 22 january 2017
8pm deadline. .
Go and start scripting boy,
Am gonna butcher you grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:42pm On Jan 16, 2017
souloho19:
I'd like to headline dat black list bro..
Hahahah cheesy

How many bars can you do boy?
Let's fix a match grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 11:05am On Jan 16, 2017
Nigga who the fork are you?/ smh, your net worth is 0.000, riches is far from you/ incase you haven't noticed, this is 2017, and 5naira no longer has value/ grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Jan 16, 2017
devilmaycry:
Open CallOut....
Join my blacklist boy
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Davido Pictured With Aubameyang At AFCON by JoeWendell: 9:34pm On Jan 14, 2017
hahaha grin
Davido ain't smiling,
abeg who theif him goat? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 14th January 2017 by JoeWendell: 9:31pm On Jan 14, 2017
Ximenez:
Mikel only have one goal for Chelsea in the premier league plus 10 assists in 11 years
not his fault bro,
he wasn't featured regularly in matches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 14th January 2017 by JoeWendell: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2017
good result grin
really proud of the team, although I didn't watch the match,
but I know they played well. Chelsea for life,
we are winning the league this year, grin
conte is the man cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:25pm On Jan 14, 2017
fluxmind:
Abi him go crucify u, bury u join no resurrection grin grin
hehehe grin
don't bring out the beast in me.
grin
Rap BattlesRe: Real Rapid Rapperz Only by JoeWendell: 9:19pm On Jan 14, 2017
YungTemy:
Bruh, you drop good barz, but mine is far better,
i got your Xboxted, cuz i'm a game setter,
you dey form fine boy, shid ...wat's that gon fetcher,

i be on my grind, i be stacking up my paper,
gettin really high, topping all the skyscrapers,
chillin wit my goon, we b ballin like we lakers,
don't need to talk much, middle fingers to dem haters.

Thanks 4 followin
damn!!, flow was execenlente! grin
Rap BattlesRe: Hausa Rapp Battles by JoeWendell: 9:17pm On Jan 14, 2017
hahahah
Rap BattlesRe: Mizta Kigzy Biography by JoeWendell: 9:13pm On Jan 14, 2017
Miztakigzy:
fullname:Anih kingsley joel Nwachinemeru

stage Name:Mizta kigzy

also known as: Mr Rabana, Rabana of igboland, Nwachinemeru

Age:18years

DOB:25 12 98

Genres:Raggae, Highlife, RnB, Dancehall

Years active:2016-till date

Record label:Non for now

Tracks:lets go, lets go remix, gbadura

Facebook:Anih mizta kigzy kingsley
twitter:@Mizta kigzy or @Anih kingsley

gmail:anihmiztakigzy@gmail.com
quote:hardwork is ladder to success
little biography

He is born in Oduma Aninri local government from Enugu state to mr and mrs Anih milcheal. He has appeared in four songs so far

follow him on twitter addup on facebook
is this the right section to post this? huh

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