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Hahahahah ![]() Wey that fluxmind yeye plays sef ![]() I dey come, make I go find am ![]() |
heheheh Checks, with a sledge hammer ![]() |
souloho19:Am already at destination dope, So I aint got any long way to go ![]() |
I screwed your wife/ technically screwed your life/ if that's why you crying? Then your a fool for life/ |
Joewendell vs KidPaku Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 8bars - Deadline is 10pm, Tuesday 17 January 2017 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Fluxmind vs giyaz, Hahaha ![]() One of this niggas will be-halved ![]() |
souloho19:Dude, the zeros you added in the long aint enough. ![]() Add another 30, ![]() |
fluxmind:Pause, I could beat you kid up/ rαpe your mom, and split the ρμssy of your sis up/ since she's a loose chick, with a big cμnt/ without sεxing her in a 'big boat', she's gonna give me a cheap fμck/ ![]() |
nastynic:Hehehehe, Like coogar, you shall meet an untimely death ![]() |
hahahah ![]() really flux and soul, What's the delay? ![]() I can't wait to see intestines burning, Dicks falling, heads rolling! ![]() |
fluxmind:Say wah? ![]() |
fluxmind:Say what? ![]() |
fluxmind:Nigga this shit is sick, but I got the panadol for e'rr headache/ I'll simply relieve you of your sick flowing skills, without calling paramedics/ I know you aint diss me/ but I simply/ tought I should reply this shitt/ because its ill freeze/ and I follow my instincts/ and that shit gonna bring me your 'relatives head' without a bblowjob from your thin sis/ am the best nigga up is this b-tch/ I'll light the match, burn all of you prickss/ I mean every battler in this section is gonna feel this dragons heat/ Am boasting cos am good/ your a rejected gollum from the hood/ whose you dissing? Is it soul or who/ I would have slowed it down like concieted would/ but my rap is for real vets, and for nerdy noobs like you. . it shouldn't be understood/ tomorrow am killing that kid paku/ it aint child abuse/ after that am still gonna bag you/ but before I smack you/ I'll go for soul. . Am like a mad dude/ I'll spit venomous lyrics, that'll dry your bones/ am like a reptile, unlike kang am not a clone/ even ycee knows am a king in my throne/ so ye all should not think your better than me, if not I'll 'circulate the bjs' , I mean heads will roll/ I pack the macks/ with a dope head filled instantly with cracks/ if you try this vicious glad/ I go turn ade papa, and give you a serious slap/ shitt, nig whose better than me?/ is it you? Kang? Or is it zach with the leprosy?/ or is it paku? Soul? Jigs? 5naira?, or some dude I've never seen?/ truth is. .ye all just little pricks underneath the deadly me/ once it comes out, it'll give ye all no sleep like a late night, burial ceremony/. . .Its time for my cannons to bring fire/ to all the up coming niggas, am sure I've inspired/ my heavily loaded arsenals won't cease fire/ they are gonna bang bang bang like timaya/ |
update on my blacklist my blacklist 1- Fluxmind - Killed!!! ![]() 2-Kidmonkey - killed!!! 3-Souloho19 - hmmm ![]() 4-Hugo lloris - he's scared of me ![]() 5-Paayne, I'll make him feel real pain very soon ![]() 6-Mrkang - made him quit textrap with just one punch ![]() 7-Icekid - in the coming weeks, I make him melt quick 8-whiz10 - is going to be my easiest win here. ![]() 9-Hydrog3n- -I'll break him down with catalase ![]() 10-Nastynic - killed!!!! To be updated ![]() |
the only noise here, are the ones from my macks/ shitt hole, biitch hoe, lick pole, fake injoo product you wack/ with no Finisher, even URL knows i just gave ya a Smack/ ![]() |
Heheheh ![]() Flux vs soul Drum rolls Someones head must roll ![]() |
fluxmind:Hahahah ![]() |
Your mates they do battles for this section/ you dey here with uniform, dey stand in line like secondary school inspection/ ![]() |
souloho19:Hehehe ![]() Am the grimmreaper, Even the devil knows am after your soul ![]() |
fluxmind:Hahahah ![]() Tomorrow, I'll remove paku's head. . ![]() Then on sunday I'll rip the soul of soul ![]() Lwkmd. This is going to be an easy win ![]() |
souloho19:8bars then. Sunday 22 january 2017 8pm deadline. . Go and start scripting boy, Am gonna butcher you ![]() |
souloho19:Hahahah ![]() How many bars can you do boy? Let's fix a match ![]() |
Nigga who the fork are you?/ smh, your net worth is 0.000, riches is far from you/ incase you haven't noticed, this is 2017, and 5naira no longer has value/ ![]() |
hahaha ![]() Davido ain't smiling, abeg who theif him goat? ![]() |
Ximenez:not his fault bro, he wasn't featured regularly in matches |
good result ![]() really proud of the team, although I didn't watch the match, but I know they played well. Chelsea for life, we are winning the league this year, ![]() conte is the man ![]() |
YungTemy:damn!!, flow was execenlente! ![]() |
hahahah |
Miztakigzy:is this the right section to post this? ![]() |
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