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post flux, am done

its your first NL fight, and your getting blown with gats and tools
my first punch is designed to bring into Lucifer's kindom , this bastardd fool
I mean this is a welcome battle for this stagnant dude
and this opener just brought him into hell like the doors to the house of doom


for accepting my ℅ , that makes you a bold a$s dog
and for loathing this beast, you will get folded son
this b|tch is gonna get handicapped , once I carry my dope bad swords
cos I will cut his arms off, for tryna Hold a grudge

flux is another yo mamas joke
nevertheless, I break and smack that f0e
with hard drugs,
cos I'll sprinkle dope on his skeleton just to crack his bone


what you thought was cool
made you worse than a fool
since you love telling institutions
this break am giving you, will cause you to drool
and after am done beating you student, you can report to school

if he claims heavyweight, I will knock the clone
even his fans knows he is weak and blunt like smoke
he drop s creative and heavy punches? . .this wacko is not that dope
cos all his touch light , like that old Nokia phone


fluxmind is 29 and jobless he's a slow fool
with no ambition's and no hopes too
that's why he became friends with kang so he can become something like a dope dude
but the gay , became a fan and one that blows too

this swift lyricism will lift ya up
and these sharp punches will kill ya son
it'll slice your behind and beat you nonstop
just to leave your back-open like a pick up truck!!


I had your intelligence blown all over the floor
when I put the macks on your head before
and blew your brains... it had the idiat looking like a Smurf


After i injure the brat
he'll be looking like Hugo, who got Bruce on his back
I mean that fool and this moronn are both stupidd intact
and he'll feel hurt, like hugo's last battle.. I mean we saw pain all over Zach!!



am putting the kid in a cemetery
for stepping up to a vet, whose infested
mind is gonna have a taste of his own medicine
cos the idiot will die from too much poo...cos a flux is synonymous to diarrhoea and dysentry!!

fluxmind:
See pessin Wey wan battle o, pulling MIA

posting now

fluxmind:
How far you? Since yesterday, na wa o. Which level Na?

deadline is 8:30
don't be in a haste to die

fluxmind:
Why you ain't go first?

still arranging my verse
but I'll post very soons

fluxmind:
This guy... My head wan bust. See as you open thread sharp sharp.
Yo... Mic check!

he he,
no time to waste. . . 8:30 is deadline
if your verse is ready post . .

fluxmind:
I dunno, I don't wanna break any rules before I get a ban. Jigs ain't here, why not MrKang create it instead?

i have created it already
no need to fear nobody

checks

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 10bars

- Deadline is 8:30pm, Tuesday 10 January 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

fluxmind:
Ayy where Jigsy at?

Cc Jigsawkillah we need thread ASAP by 8pm

we are running out of time, should I create the thread?

fluxmind:
Got it

yeah

fluxmind:
Aite no doubt, but who's setting up the thread?

jigs will set it up.
if he doesn't, I'll set it up myself
tonight . . 8pm

fluxmind:
I dey hia, I no run, battery was low. My script is almost complete. Where Jigs at?

jigs is in a temporary slumber
we shall have this match tomorrow

ZachHugo:
what's your Deal with Emoticons? ......Ffoolish nincompoop....... go ffuck yourself. . . . . .this is the last attention your getting from me

what's your deal with dots?
boring ape
whenever you post, you always find a way to kill my vibe
you are extremely boring sha

ZachHugo:
as for that idiott trying to gain Fame Coming after Zach, You will soon Loose your Life!!!

yeah , I want to loose my life
so are you accepting my ℅?
dumb king without a ffucking crown,
retardd

ZachHugo:
I see what You're Trying to do, smh . . . . . . . .as for that Bruce Lee we shall reschedule this match!!

hehehehe
forget bruce boy,
battle me
I want your soul

no jiggersawer, no fluxer
it seems this battle can't happen tonight
Cc : fluxmind and Jigsawkillah
tomorrow, 8pm

MrKang:
Lol, Flux shouldn't be underestimated.

Jigsawkillah where art thou? as blood dey hot

am not underestimating him bro
am just happy to kill him

KidPaku:
chai!! wey jigsaw. .this mongrel has to die tonight
fluxmind don't disappoint bro.
cremate this retardedd acient cockroach looking barbarian

after I murder flux today
let's have a battle on sunday
it shall be your end, foolishh ape
today you shall be disappointed for sure

MrKang:
I like this ,this is the kind of textceeing attitude this section needs, the ever battle-ready goons,only few of us are capable of this ability.

oh and this JoeWendell reminds me of my early-self in this section, here's hoping he's able to back his talks with results like I did.

hehehe
fluxmind is already dead

fluxmind:
How bout we do this evening sef? Let's get it over with. Ayy Jigsawkillah, I got one, put me & JoeWendell

hahaha, it is settled, Jigsawkillah your attention is needed bro
we need a thread.
my verse shall be ready in 30mins
Make the deadline 8:30pm

fluxmind:
Yea, fix this Saturday or Sunday, week heavy.

Why wait till weekend
but no qualms, Saturday it is.
10bars, 8pm deadline.
your end is near boy
cc; Jigsawkillah, our Mod
help us with the thread bro. .
thanks

KidPaku:
Let's see you do better . . Mongrel

i thought you ain't replying me again? now you are seeking my attention, fool.
don't be in a haste to die.
just be patient, I'll kill you in one of the coming weeks
Mongrel

GIYAZZ:
Its all good, brothers. I see y'all keeping this clime busy. I like that.

Join my blacklist son

ZachHugo:
The Decimation of the African James Bond

By

King Reggie


•007 your dope? Nigga who the Ffuck told you// ggay sexx is this Rhinoceroses soul food//..Jason ffuckyouhard and like BOB you had it so Good//...I was to stay quiet and not spit the Whole truth//..but since this cloned fool//...Runs his mouth faster than Usain Bolts shoes//..I'll dip my blades all over Bruce and re-open his Old Wounds!!! //
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•This wack disease// is scared of this Rappers fists//...He Runs whenever he spots this Tempered beast//..he's a lesser being//...like peeps without handwork Bruce got no Clever Skills//..that's why, whenever Zach steps in Bruce Takes Off Here....Like a Barbers Clip//.
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•Jigs almost ended the career of the Wowor Urchling//..Mikuz ended him "Later" With "yours Truly"//..Ibime killed the Nimrod Forcefully// now Zach is gonna have the Alphabets do a Hardcore shooting//...Since the Bruce is now a walking Dead and ABC, produced that Horror movie!!//
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•Bruce is a "Servant" to one Sassy Big babe//.....He ponders whenever he hears that Classy chicks name// ...I would expose the "Kathleen Jenner" inside this Faggit, Freak dame// if he deny I'll bring "Coogar" fastly and Quickly// and he would confirm that Bruce is Really "Bitchh-Made"!!//
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•This foolish useless Clone// Would get eaten under a Mistletoe//..I'll have his Skeleton as Snacks When "Launching" attacks at the stupid hhoe// Even local Nigerians would testify that bruce ain't hard to chew like a Biscuit Bone!! //
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• Bruce the Uncivilized Wino Drunkard//...has suffered abuse "Online"..this Idiot Pauper// ...Now takes his "Internet" Frustration home and beat his Widowed Mother//.. The fool now Finally tears Net Like a Window Burglar!! //
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.The holocaust Tourney[first Round] Jigsawkillah Vs 007bruce

•007 Resembles a Dead Bison//..The Holocaust Tourney proved this slowpoke is a Light kid//...Who cant swing "punches" or even knows how to Fights Quick//... When Zach grabs the "Mic", we don't need Overtime to Decide this//.. Cos "Bruce" got killed in the First Round .....Slendon vs Tyson!!//
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•We'll take the Fight to Jumia I'll come with Gun lines Knocking//..cos bruce is a full time Idiot and not just a One Time Junky// ..the Guillotine would be Ordered from Jiji that'll "Behead" this dumb, Blind muffin//...his head will Roll on Konga, Strictly Online Chopping!!//
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•I'll Piss all over this Churl like a Mad Bitchh....then Elope//..I'll come back with Clips and Predict how he dies like a Fake Psychic.....you'll Never know//...My "Arsenal" would be shot towards the Chest of this Bandit..its Death by Stroke//...once that Round hits where yo Heart beats like a Stethoscope!! //
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•007 is running out of Concepts//...even when I told him to stop there// the fool is afraid of the Coffin that i brought here// ..to put this Dumb head// ..You can Run but you can't hide...yo Soul? shit I Want that//..Once you order for a "Meal", you'll be shot dead//.. And like the "Pizza Delivery Boy", i'll happily bring that Box to your doorstep!!//
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•Zach strikes Sicker// With Punches that'll roast bruce , They Pack heaters//..While bruce comes with generic wack Fillers//...Used by Draft Niggas//..The only time bruce come with "Clean shots" is when he's putting on his "White Nikka"!!//
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•If "Money" Talks//..Then bruce will be very dumb// ..cos real "Dough" is what this idiot never actually got// .. He tries acting tough// ..to cover his bad poverty Luck//..If you ever hear "Bruce" got "Green", it must be the Incredible Ugly Hulk!!//
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Haaaaaaahhhhhnn!!

Note: Bruce Slendon lost to Mike Tyson in a Boxing Match in the First Round
Coogar uses the term "Bitchh-Made" very often
The rest is easy to comprehend

amc not ABC retard

one word for all this is

Average

Frezystyles:
Who is up for a battle? I am from zambia

Join my blacklist boy

KidPaku:
if you escape flux, thank god. don't reply me again Mr I am the dopest, am done with you

yes fool.
I AM THE DOPEST

so better be scared

KidPaku:
whatever dude. . this your rude annoying character is irritating, just shut your mouth already, which kind mumu you be sef?

the kind mumu wey go murder you
stupid son of a drunkard

My blacklist :

1 - Fluxmind

2 - Kidmonkey

3 - Hugo lloris

4 - paayne

5 - MrKang

6 - Iceprick!!

7 - Whiz10

ye all should get ready to die

KidPaku:
hmm nawa o. . why do you want to make enemies so badly?
trust me bro that's not good as a text battler, if you are a vet as you claim, you supposed to know this. anticipating ya brawl with fluxmind tho. .hope you come up with a verse that would shut down every other NL battler. . because after all this ranting, I would hate to see you flop big time.
smh for u tho

Mr nice guy speech well done fool!
after I kill fluxmind, I'll come for your soul
better start scripting for me son cos you'll be facing me very soon

KidPaku:
Mtcheew

brainless kid sha

are you sure you are not lost

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fluxmind:
Hmm... CHALLENGE ACCEP... *coughs heavily * you're using jazz abi?

hehehe, your going to be the first.
let's do 10bars? is that okay with you?