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GIYAZZ:
Open for votes to every regular member on this section and everyone tagged
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Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Smellymouth
Kinglekan
Kingtom
Mimzy
MissGdope
STFUAREYOUGOD
Iykekelvins
MzMycoli
Mynd44
Jaybee3
Glacierz
Jason21
TheSonOfMark
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Muhgd
Llaykorn
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Lagunna1
Ojoawo
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Elvisonjack2
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Wrongturn
Naijaboiy
Sinizia
Testerfuze
teddybiyasi
Lezz
Sammcarter
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Willofsteel
Sosiqdude
Richommie
Rapacme
Liricyst
Obesemf
Gladyys
Sinizia
Supermiy
Raplinx999
Dklef
Adanna28
Danbrowndmf
Lhood

fluxmind:
Who told you to vote sef? you like giving yourself work sha. I can't vote on your battle cos I'm not one of the regular judges. But if I had to say, you'd prolly win by a close margin, kidpaku had some swingers mid way, your K nuisance part & the next 2 bars after was nice.

nastynic:
u made his first....


I will become the second to whoop his ass


Joewendell expect feedback on our battle by 9pm tomorrow

good night y'all

nastynic:
one day someone will break ur glass jaw in real life....

Kidpaku can u organise coffins for us??
One for me
nd one of Joewendell

GIYAZZ:
You bastards. You're not gonna vote on that thread?

GIYAZZ:
Take what easy?

nastynic:
am on a project right now,
told ya next week
but if am free on Saturday i will holla...
Hope u cool with that??

nastynic:
mean while how many barz??

fluxmind:
Saturday 8PM should be fine. Still waiting on Jigs to set it up tho. If he doesn't Joe gon do it.

souloho19:
A moment of silence....

KidPaku:
Joewendell, you are only fooling yourself bruv, at the end jigs would be the one to count votes and decides which is null and void, he will also be the one to close the thread.

KidPaku:
Joe your not a mod, how can you call zachs vote null and void, was he banned from voting? Stop derailing the thread, only jigsaw and the mods have rights to what your doing, and first person to get 3votes wins, this section doesn't have enough active members to come and vote.

souloho19:
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Lol I cldnt duck even if I had webbed feet...I'd be in d stands watching ur battle tonyt...
As for Joe...just create d thread when ure ready...me I was born ready

fluxmind:
You no dey tire? besides that punk won't show, he said Saturday was too far & wanted a battle asap so I jumped in, but where he at tho? All these duckers!

nastynic:
choose a date from next week....

PAPA

RedJohn2:
Check my Signature. . .It says it All

RedJohn2:
Smh for that ban,

Voting Criteria :

Opener - kid

Rhymes - joe

Similes/ Metaphors - joe

Punchlines - tie

Flow - tie

Personals - kid

Wordplays - kid ( although they were forced, but he made efforts )

Closer - joe

W - kid

Used the tie breaker

nastynic:
so grand pa

when do i get to buy u a walking stick??

pressplay411:
I should be offended but I already know you didn't read the side effects.

When your sober hola,
And get stuck behind your own bars!

pressplay411:
3 Words for you kid

Stay
Off
Crack!

nastynic:
joe joe joe

what up

GIYAZZ:
Opener - 1 point (Joewendell) He gets this one.
His opener had that sting KidPaku's opener lost in between the struggle to deliver his ideas tight.)

Though, Joe didn't have the best opener in the world, but he edged Kid with a better structure and a clearer picture of what he intended to spill.

Rhymes - 2 points (Nil) Both of y'all need to level up your game with respect to your rhymes. The nursery monosyllabic rhymes in your verses is an insult to battle rap.

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points (Joewendell) I see a few references in his verse. But his opponent came almost empty.

Punchlines - 3 points (Joewendell) Though you both came with punches below par. I just had to give it to the man with the upper hand.

But you both really need to do your homework and learn the ropes ASAP. Punchline is the basic criteria in a rap battle. If you can't do it properly, then your career as a battle rapper is yet to become.

Flow - 1 point (Nil) Too much line stretching and a point, y'all made a bar look like 2 bars. Very wrong.

Personals - 2 points (Kidpaku)

After ranting like a crazy rapper/ kang showed us that your a lazy rapper/ you got humbled by flux days after/ this kid will shìt on you now like baby diapers/

Only bar from Kidpaku that impressed me. If only it was delivered right. Could have been a fuckìng Don Demarco!

Wordplays - 2 points (Nil) Corny plays from both sides.

Closer - 1 point (Nil) The setups in your closers are nothing to write home about.

MVGT: Joewendell

KidPaku:
have you ever heard of a talking axe? that's heavy and shave spots/ I'll bring that demonic iron to an airport/ its gonna speak to me, saying all sorts of devilish, evil and cray words/ like your head is looking like 'flight 101' and that shitt is ready for 'take off'/

I will sink you in your armpits/ because your contaminated flesh, like a sinners meat/ if you claim your 'amputating legs' , it must be another joker schemes/ cos the only time you got close to having a 'knee pull' is when you sucked your sisters titts/. . .slow it down
I said the only time you got close to having a nnipple, is when you sucked your sisters titts/

you came online running after guys? your the jobless looser on deck/ you saw poosies but chose to pursue Zach, fluxmind, Jigsawkillah and kang/ since you are a native of Izon man who works quicker with nets/ you obeyed the instruction of Jesus to simon peter and became a fisher of men/


after ranting like a crazy rapper/ kang showed us that your a lazy rapper/ you got humbled by flux days after/ this kid will shit on you now like baby diapers/

retarded monkey, what are you talking about/ your stupidity has now intensified, its worsen now/ am a street thug, who spits real thuggish raps/ this guy is so stupid, he went lips to lips with a 'stallion' just to get words out the 'horses mouth'/


your very slow and cunning, we should rename you a tortoise/ you claimed you would kill 'flux', and that you owned him, I really thought you brought clips/ but when the battle started, Wack, weak, insane and impotent, you were all this/ and you were also out of your 'mind' like some bitch who lost it/

but you really did loose it. . . . you are only good for throwing threats/ your loss against flux, was anticipated by all dopey vets/ you was foolishly blaming jigs for closing threads/ when that battle looked like a teams failed efforts in 'kho kho' , cause you couldn't touch your opponent!/


see am that fucking cray/ this nerdy fool runs his mouth without a fucking race/ he a stupid 'bird' and a monkey gay/ like that 'parrot' , you can tell from my 'opener' that I have been 'popping jay'/

souloho19:
Joe Joe Joe... Ma nigga.....
Try an kill d undead?/ I cnt even play dead..if u wise I'm d one nigga u SLD dread/
Y don't u find sum inner peace smoke sum joints and grow dreads/
Cos ma complex rhymes like light bulbs always over ur head/
Still u lacking bright ideas
Forget adobe ama darken ur reader/
Cos ama dark invader/
Ready to bring war to ur stars like Darth Vader/
And I'll murder u over and over but or Lazarus wnt come forth/
And ur babe is photogenic but only in my cum shots/
Go to sleep boi..make sure d bed is 'comfort'
Cos I cld make u give up rapping make u take up riddles
Cos uv been disILLUSSIONED in this THREAD..so ama force u thru d EYE of the NEEDLE!

fluxmind:
You dumb ąss kitana/katana is a simple wordplay on the sounds. Go find better thing do.