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. Nastynic vs Joewendell

[b] Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 8bars

- Deadline is 8pm, sunday 29 January 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!! [/b]

fluxmind:
Wendy you be Olosho o you no dey tire to collect dick. Back to back battles anyhow. Me, KP, Nic

Hahahah
Am just killing you dawgs.
One by one.

nastynic:
Okay

A no-show attracts a ban boy
So better show up to get punched

:DIts seems am the king of two lines to diss

fluxmind:
Na wa for you o. See vex level. Why not just setup thread for you & nic?

Na flawless I go give am
Nasty let's make this match happen.
On sunday 8pm deadline, 8bars
What say you?

nastynic:
Joe Joe Joe

why think i run from a fraud/
i can feel the heat,place is damn! Smoking hot/
flux thinkin am gone/
seems a little bit odd/...
But Joe keep *running* his mouth,
it *high time* i dislocate his jaw/like i added a thousand hours hours to the clock/the *finish line* is not forth coming, Joe don't u think it time to get off/
holl up!
A cop told me "nic ur bars could earn u detention"/ but to kill a Gee is never ma intention/ but now am raising the *stakes* no recession/ i go HP (hyper) "when dell" pockets silly expression/every one gets *shocked* when i flow sick, now that a "hype attention"/

Dude you must be a gay/ why go joe joe joe, tryna act like an old hag/ you a stupid senseless rougue lad/ I'm smash your brain. .and give you a gold slap/ is you dope? Wack?/ you could say you both, nah/ its obvious you aint sh:t.. You a wrecked mon'forking hooker/ you street prostitute tryna spit funny dude/ for tryna go ape' , ama turn you into a monkey dude/ if you running? Good/ if you coming? Hmmm/ am a demonic crazy mainstream n:gga, but you nothing fool/. And your tactics to become the wackest doofus on nairaland is working too/
I burn light men/ like you, your a dumb blind men/ your also 'lame' , you on mike's band?/ I'll make you a 'cripple' for the rest of your existence. Since bullsh:ters like you only do one night stand'!/.
I already murdered you b:tch/ slaughtered you quick/ a reply from you? Is worse than an organik sh:t/ you obviously weak/ a premature zozoo, a dumbasss kid/ you aint record a single battle? You a worthless wimp/ your bank account got only zero's, you a dumb kid in class/ 0/0 is all you got . How long you think you gonna last?/ these are all true facts/ I'll break down your numbers, without doing division in maths/ shameless fool, o ye are thou/ jumps from bins to bins, you take in more trash than a mouse/ you a jobless demented macipual, who don't own a house/ how can you claim nasty with hoes, when you don't know how to get a spouse?/ wtf is Nastynic?/ it obviously rhymes with mighty b:tch/ and psychik freak/ you an abormination, ama explain in this scene/ your what god loathes, you a failure to ya kin/ repent on ye unrighteous man, for god is coming to take his kids/ nasty can never make heaven cos if nic is spelled backwards. .what you get is Cin/.

EmmGee:
Dude u good!!

Because na your alternate abi?
See this mongrel

fabbsDcrayVet:
c/o anyone .....lemme do a welcome battle jez to show off c/o anyone .....lemme do a welcome battle jez to show off

Accepted let's do 8bars.

Baba you too much,
I hope to be like you when I grow up. .
I dey 65 now but before the end of the year, I fit don reach 236

Abrupt:
Bars retracted.
My bad, I assumed here would be similar to RG and others. Klef, congratulations. I don't have time to start breaking up my lines and doing explanation.

Explain wah?

Sweet delicious well thought verdict

Opener- abrupt

Rhymes- drisklef, was abrupt rhyming?

Similes/metaphors- klef

Punchline- abrupt

Flow- klef, abrupt ?

Personals- abrupt ( your ideas were poorly executed o! )

Wordplays- klef ( e try small )

Closer- klef. . Nice!

Mvgt- klef.

Although this is the weakest battle of the year!

Tallysmallz:
6bars... bring him on :p

Alright. . Pick a date and give me feedback asap

fluxmind:
And you gree 6 bars? gawd!

Wetin do 8bars?

fluxmind:
ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Supreme Victory! (KidPaku wins!) Guy this shii was hilarious lol, See flow nau Open up her dirty a$$ & plunge in it wtf, you nasty O, condom's clean. I suppose follow you paroll! Good Kid, with bahd intentions

na dis kind nonsense them you dey like

Tallysmallz:
Lol.... I'm sori guys... I lost my smart phone. sad but am back now!!! Pressplay, your head or your life!!! C/o!

How many bars can you do?
Let's make this happen

DRISKLEF:
Lol. I just weak o, baba.

Obob e reach to weak.
That guy carry you for mind oh.

fluxmind:
Aproko, Wendell Williams show

Hahahah, bros abi you no see am
That guy dey mad sha,
If na me be klef,
Na once I go just weak.
Lwkmd.
This should be fun

hahahah
Drisklef must be shaking already
This Abrupt na bad guy

fluxmind:
KidPaku Wins!... Flawless victory!

Hahaha
Its tie

KidPaku:
Shameless whelp

hahah

KidPaku:
Deceive yurself bruv, votes are 3 - 2 in my favour.

Its tie

smh
votes closed
Kidpaku -2 vs Joewendell -2

battle is tie
paku lets have a rematch

fluxmind:
Even souloho19 dey hide.

dont mind him.
even that yeye nasty dey duck

nastynic:
awww
poor Joe
so unfortunate my phone got damaged today @ the pitch

but don't worry

hope i would have fixed it by Monday,
before then,
see ya

Like mrkang would always say.
You have the IQ of stones

nastynic:
vic o??

Am like WTF!

that guy should Join his track in the trash can
he talks like Joewendell:p

talks like Joe?

nastynic:
Joewendell

dude you're mad abi?
what about our match?
are you afraid to get sodomised?

fluxmind:
I'm guessing that was your guy name in school, rap security on patrol

what about sodrikum?
you no like this one?
e make sense die!

fluxmind:
@ Giyazz Off question tho, how do you come up with your Usernames for anything? I need something for design that's why.

Taking giyazz to the river side

fluxmind:
>> Er like online/virtual account name tags?

Finally brought him to the river side of confusion

fluxmind:
I mean like creating an account name randomly, how would you do it?

Taking him for a swim

fluxmind:
Anything that requires a makeshift username as opposed to using your real name

You finally drowned him in confussion

Fluxmind
you should probably rename yourself dogspine or
Better still
Yussuf. .
Calli hoe.
Kanta prama,
Nigga I got enuf,
Just holla if you want
But I'll prefer dogspine for you

Hahaha

Flux, got whooped bad

KidPaku:
I think I got 3 votes already. .

Its tie ( 2 - 2 )
Whoever gets the next vote wins!

Pls votes are needed here

Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlordjnr
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
ZachHugo
Geoxpress
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Kineticist
Mrkang

KidPaku:
I think I got 3 votes already. .

Its tie ( 2 - 2 )
Whoever gets the next vote wins!