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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 11:05pm On Feb 12, 2017

The guy above me

You fit vex, if you wan vex

Na me like your post

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Forum Games › Re: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by JoeWendell: 11:03pm On Feb 12, 2017

She died after

Forum Games › Re: The Comment With No Comment Below It Wins by JoeWendell: 11:01pm On Feb 12, 2017

Any idiot that types after me will suffer from appendicitis

If na man, his d:ck will turn to boiled spaghetti

If na woman she will suffer 29 miscarriage!

I don stamp/sign/record am
Gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:55pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
È dey up there for chat ^^ look up

I don see

Am

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:44pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
The pessin Wey you dey para for

Artist don baff, Who e help, Wey e music? Gimme link, ma listen am see . If e good

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:29pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
Joe, dude is an artist who's connected. Don't you get it? Wait... Are you high right now?

Who be artist?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:18pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
That chorus is ill but how you got Banky on it tho?

Which banky w? That retardo fit pay banky

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:17pm On Feb 12, 2017

GIYAZZ:
Peep old battles and work on your rhymes, y'all gonna learn more. I tell ya.

So we should do what with your advice?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:15pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
make pessin bring ice bucket for Joe

Na you sabi

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:03pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
LMFAO Joe would you chill out?

chill out?
for what purpose?
giyazz you dey mad jare.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:56pm On Feb 12, 2017

GIYAZZ:
No dissing, son. But the day you beat Fluxmind, come and I will gladly engage you in a battle. Adieus.

Fork you!!

stupid b:tch!!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:42pm On Feb 12, 2017

ZachHugo:
lol. can I take his place?

take whose place?
better go back to the grave kang put you in

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:39pm On Feb 12, 2017

GIYAZZ:
Nah. . . I want to battle. Not beat up a kid. Take a seat.

you are scared to die or what? huh

who is a kid? I resemble paku?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:31pm On Feb 12, 2017

GIYAZZ:
Hello house.

Who wanna die?

should I set it up?

Rap Battles › Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:28pm On Feb 12, 2017

Open for votes!!!!

Your votes ninjas:

Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlordjnr
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
ZachHugo
Geoxpress
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
Kineticist
Paayne
Mrkang
Nastynic

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:22pm On Feb 12, 2017

now where the fork fluxmind at? huh

Rap Battles › Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:14pm On Feb 12, 2017

Tag team madness!!

pak the heretic been ducking, well thanks to Battle mania
your family roots is traced to Adam I'll have my shark crew tame ya
you will get opened from the top, when I dip blades in you. . .foolish cattle rearer
then I'll rip your smelly gullets and pluck the apple in ya!!

Am a predator to flux, am his master in clubs.
am also a predator to kid, I got his ass gored by thugs
am also a predator to myself. because I wanna be in heaven when the rapture occurs
fact is all of the mentioned are my subject's, since they all prey for me like a pastor in church!!!

am going to peacefully kill soul, my half partner
I will make it a handicap match . .me against two dwarf bastards!!
it's still gonna be a simple win for me, cos I got fast action
no gay shi:t, you will still see 1 on top of 2 like writing half fraction

its 7pm and am making flux and his date feel em
glocks, rifles, machine guns, and the monster in Joe the god they hating mehn
I'll eat P aku and eat M ind and am still angry damn
ye all just saw how I got home early for dinner and ate PM !!!

Soul and i, we form the classy emir teams
tho we true Vikings, we blading flux and pak, the dirty non clever beings
While we shooting clips that puts away and sever teens
The F and K never comes with real shots like teams in fantasy premier league!!

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Rap Battles › Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:06pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind
post after I post
5mins max to ready your verse

Rap Battles › Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:02pm On Feb 12, 2017

KidPaku:
I got 1hour left, soul flux and joe what's delaying

Post
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:56pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
Why that bítch scared of the dick?

and I ask am if he ready oh!! na was
Souloho19 abeg go post na undecided

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:50pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
Is she still on her makeup?

I nor understand am oh undecided

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2017

souloho19 its almost deadline, wtf are you waiting for? huh

Rap Battles › Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:37pm On Feb 12, 2017

souloho19 come and post

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:22pm On Feb 12, 2017

fluxmind:
Are we live? KidPaku, JoeWendell, souloho19

9pm deadline, paku is yet to login.

Rap Battles › Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:21pm On Feb 12, 2017

souloho19 ,fluxmind and kidpaku report
Deadline 9pm.
It seems ye all ain't ready,
Souloho19 you drop first for checking last

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 3:37pm On Feb 12, 2017

Souloho19, signify now if you know you aint ready undecided

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:35pm On Feb 12, 2017

nastynic:
yeah! Am back with a bang! To continue dissing the gay/ tho he died... I think he was resurrected for me to re-bury... But this time i will first roast him alive!
Then shoot him six times, so he will be dead even if he drank Five alive!

Yaw!!!! am alive. alive/ kicking fools like you to a side/ I'll visit your home or where you reside/ take tanker there and burn all your folks alive/ spit on them corpses/ as for the nasty. .I'll have him kicked by a thousand horses/

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:04pm On Feb 12, 2017

JoeWendell:
update on my blacklist

my blacklist

1- Fluxmind - Killed!!!

2-Kidmonkey - killed!!!

3-Souloho19 - hmmm

4-Hugo lloris - he's scared of me

5-Paayne - I'll make him feel real pain very soon

6-Mrkang - made him quit textrap with just one punch

7-Icekid - in the coming weeks, I'll make him melt quick

8-whiz10 - is going to be my easiest win here.

9-Hydrog3n- -I'll break him down with catalase

10-Nastynic - killed!!!!

To be updated

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 12:02pm On Feb 12, 2017

I follow like its twiter?/ you wey get olosho as sister/ she be like glo promo, pay today. Tomorrow na free/ for straight 2weeks I've been banging her without paying fees/ I know say na she dey feed you, as she dey do promo now. Bros tell me how you wan take feed? undecided

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:11am On Feb 12, 2017

I'll storm your hood/ let everyone of your boys feel the tools/ once I get you captured, I'll let you feel it too/ no trails, no bodies, no crime scene. .cos we professionals. We don't leave no clues/

Romance › Re: HELP! Save Me From This Olosho Babe O! by JoeWendell: 4:09pm On Feb 11, 2017

Hahahah
Op. Which money she wan chop?

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2017

You own a car? . Oh! You mean that your broken wheelbarrow/ soon ama have your head opened with three arrows/ stop talking tough and talking dope/ with the way my punches cracked open your skulls. .your nothing more than a talking joke!!/

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