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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:55pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:

È dey up there for chat ^^ look up smiley
I don see


Am
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:44pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:

The pessin Wey you dey para for tongue
Artist don baff, Who e help, Wey e music? Gimme link, ma listen am see . If e good
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:29pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:


Joe, dude is an artist who's connected. Don't you get it? Wait... Are you high right now? grin grin

Who be artist?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:18pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:

That chorus is ill but how you got Banky on it tho? cheesy cheesy
Which banky w? That retardo fit pay banky
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:17pm On Feb 12, 2017
GIYAZZ:
Peep old battles and work on your rhymes, y'all gonna learn more. I tell ya.

So we should do what with your advice?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:15pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:


grin grin grin make pessin bring ice bucket for Joe
Na you sabi
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:03pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:

LMFAO Joe would you chill out? cheesy

chill out?
for what purpose?
giyazz you dey mad jare.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:56pm On Feb 12, 2017
GIYAZZ:
No dissing, son. But the day you beat Fluxmind, come and I will gladly engage you in a battle. Adieus.

Fork you!!

stupid b:tch!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:42pm On Feb 12, 2017
ZachHugo:


lol. can I take his place?

take whose place?
better go back to the grave kang put you in

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:39pm On Feb 12, 2017
GIYAZZ:
Nah. . . I want to battle. Not beat up a kid. Take a seat. smiley

you are scared to die or what?
who is a kid? I resemble paku?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:31pm On Feb 12, 2017
GIYAZZ:
Hello house.

Who wanna die? grin

should I set it up?
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 9:28pm On Feb 12, 2017
Open for votes!!!!


Your votes ninjas:

Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlordjnr
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
ZachHugo
Geoxpress
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
Kineticist
Paayne
Mrkang
Nastynic
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
now where the fork fluxmind at?
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 9:14pm On Feb 12, 2017
Tag team madness!!

pak the heretic been ducking, well thanks to Battle mania
your family roots is traced to Adam I'll have my shark crew tame ya
you will get opened from the top, when I dip blades in you. . .foolish cattle rearer
then I'll rip your smelly gullets and pluck the apple in ya!!

Am a predator to flux, am his master in clubs.
am also a predator to kid, I got his ass gored by thugs
am also a predator to myself. because I wanna be in heaven when the rapture occurs
fact is all of the mentioned are my subject's, since they all prey for me like a pastor in church!!!

am going to peacefully kill soul, my half partner
I will make it a handicap match . .me against two dwarf bastards!!
it's still gonna be a simple win for me, cos I got fast action
no gay shi:t, you will still see 1 on top of 2 like writing half fraction

its 7pm and am making flux and his date feel em
glocks, rifles, machine guns, and the monster in Joe the god they hating mehn
I'll eat P aku and eat M ind and am still angry damn
ye all just saw how I got home early for dinner and ate PM !!!

Soul and i, we form the classy emir teams
tho we true Vikings, we blading flux and pak, the dirty non clever beings
While we shooting clips that puts away and sever teens
The F and K never comes with real shots like teams in fantasy premier league!!

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Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 9:06pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind
post after I post
5mins max to ready your verse
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 9:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
KidPaku:
I got 1hour left, soul flux and joe what's delaying
Post
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:56pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:

Why that bítch scared of the dick? angry

and I ask am if he ready oh!! na was
Souloho19 abeg go post na undecided
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:50pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:


Is she still on her makeup?

I nor understand am oh undecided
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2017
souloho19 its almost deadline, wtf are you waiting for?
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 8:37pm On Feb 12, 2017
souloho19 come and post
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
fluxmind:
Are we live? KidPaku, JoeWendell, souloho19

9pm deadline, paku is yet to login.
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 8:21pm On Feb 12, 2017
souloho19 ,fluxmind and kidpaku report
Deadline 9pm.
It seems ye all ain't ready,
Souloho19 you drop first for checking last
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 3:37pm On Feb 12, 2017
Souloho19, signify now if you know you aint ready undecided
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:35pm On Feb 12, 2017
nastynic:
yeah! Am back with a bang! To continue dissing the gay/ tho he died... I think he was resurrected for me to re-bury... But this time i will first roast him alive!
Then shoot him six times, so he will be dead even if he drank Five alive!

Yaw!!!! am alive. alive/ kicking fools like you to a side/ I'll visit your home or where you reside/ take tanker there and burn all your folks alive/ spit on them corpses/ as for the nasty. .I'll have him kicked by a thousand horses/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:04pm On Feb 12, 2017
JoeWendell:
update on my blacklist

my blacklist

1- Fluxmind - Killed!!! grin

2-Kidmonkey - killed!!!

3-Souloho19 - hmmm

4-Hugo lloris - he's scared of me undecided

5-Paayne - I'll make him feel real pain very soon

6-Mrkang - made him quit textrap with just one punch grin tongue

7-Icekid - in the coming weeks, I'll make him melt quick

8-whiz10 - is going to be my easiest win here. grin

9-Hydrog3n- -I'll break him down with catalase grin

10-Nastynic - killed!!!!

To be updated grin cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 12:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
I follow like its twiter?/ you wey get olosho as sister/ she be like glo promo, pay today. Tomorrow na free/ for straight 2weeks I've been banging her without paying fees/ I know say na she dey feed you, as she dey do promo now. Bros tell me how you wan take feed? undecided
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:11am On Feb 12, 2017
I'll storm your hood/ let everyone of your boys feel the tools/ once I get you captured, I'll let you feel it too/ no trails, no bodies, no crime scene. .cos we professionals. We don't leave no clues/
Romance / Re: HELP! Save Me From This Olosho Babe O! by JoeWendell: 4:09pm On Feb 11, 2017
Hahahah
Op. Which money she wan chop?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2017
You own a car? . Oh! You mean that your broken wheelbarrow/ soon ama have your head opened with three arrows/ stop talking tough and talking dope/ with the way my punches cracked open your skulls. .your nothing more than a talking joke!!/

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Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 1:30pm On Feb 11, 2017
Checks

With my sledge hammer grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:28pm On Feb 11, 2017
fluxmind:


Oh quiet down you whöre, if your hair no fine today erebody go hear am! cheesy

Sharrap fool, what nonsense are you saying now?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 1:26pm On Feb 11, 2017
fluxmind:


It seems Joe sucked himself into a bad vortex/
I bet if he doesn't bring it, it's his back on the floor next/
His face bruised, jawless/
There'll be no need for judges in the decider cos my style is lawless/

Lawless or complete nonsense/ my styles will smoke ya mid air, best you flawless/ I'm the king of 2lines to diss, I already got the crown/ peeps like you belong in wack city and not this part of town/

Pack your bags and leave son! grin

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