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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:09pm On Feb 11, 2017
iyamchee:


Flows too long and boring......
Step up.....
Find another nigga...
Joe's Legit
Hahahah grin

Thank god say na you see am talk am o!
grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 6:35pm On Feb 09, 2017
fluxmind:


Ayy Joe, if don't kill this guy, you gon get buried... Twice! No fück up o.

He would duck anyways.
I just know so.
Cos he scared grin
Forum Games / Re: How Many People Are In This Room? (photo) by JoeWendell: 4:39pm On Feb 09, 2017
6 people.
2 legs are hidden

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Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You (part 2) by JoeWendell: 4:36pm On Feb 09, 2017
Sucide bomber / drug trafficker
Forum Games / Re: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by JoeWendell: 4:24pm On Feb 09, 2017
TSOM:
Zaragal . smiley

Gala grin
Gazara grin
Rag
Forum Games / Re: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by JoeWendell: 4:21pm On Feb 09, 2017

Stalker - rate, late talk

Revival

Liver, live and real

Purpose
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:17pm On Feb 09, 2017
blessedmarshal:

Expect something cray

From siddoggg?
No way!
That nigga is rusty, his brain is covered in silk, he can't bring nothing cray
maybe before
But not now!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:11pm On Feb 09, 2017
blessedmarshal:


Eazi or you get whooped

Yes ma!!
Lwkmd grin
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 4:07pm On Feb 09, 2017
Oloshi!! Faginito, you the gay from abroad/ you have sucked thousands of d:cks, that's why the Head is award?/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 4:03pm On Feb 09, 2017
fluxmind:
Ayy JoeWendell I gotta give it to you, you super creative with these thread titles grin

Hahahah, bro you never still change your name to dogspine? undecided
That one good for you na.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:58pm On Feb 09, 2017
siddoggg:


talk less...bros lets...brawl next?

10bars. Sunday 12th 8pm deadline.
Should I set it up?
Crime / Re: Woman Stripped Unclad For Stealing Clothes At Lagos Store (photo) by JoeWendell: 7:37am On Feb 09, 2017
What nonsense!!!!!!!

Someone was caught stealing clothes and stripping the person naked is the next thing the miserable brainless scalawags choose to do.
What nonsense!!!!

Mr buhari are you in support of this?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:05pm On Feb 08, 2017
nastynic:

Joe
come kneel down here nd let us pray/

"i cast every spirit of wackness in ur life" grin in Jesus name i pray

You pray? Sharrap! We all know its only incantations a native doctor knows/ weak jabs is all this lazy foolish goblin throws/ who answers you prayers god or okuku kume?/ idiot your better off sucking c0cks and strafing two men/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:49pm On Feb 08, 2017
nastynic:
Joe

what i the meaning of what u just did
Fabs wins via no show

dafuqq is that??

After waiting for him to drop, even asking for an extension for him, then i pull a no show??
I was online till 9pm
still saw no sign of him,when i logged out...
He posted some crap
nd then i am the one pulling a no show??

How am I supposed to know that?
Why didn't you drop your verse or taged me so whenever I come online I would see and confirm
But you didn't say nothing,
I came online saw fabbs verse and didn't see any post from you,
What more did you espect?
So bro don't blame me, it has happened. . Just leave it like that
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:43pm On Feb 08, 2017
fluxmind:

JFK

Meaning?

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 8:17am On Feb 08, 2017
Wack pig/ dark b:tch/ finna rap quick/ he's getting bashed with/ a cyclops flying man kick/ the uzi on the floor, I jacked it/ and its what the flux is getting blast with/
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Battleground!! : Fabbsdcrayvet Vs Nastynic •°• by JoeWendell: 8:13am On Feb 08, 2017
Battle closed!!!

Fabbsdcrayvet wins via no-show!!!

Nastynic you try, after begging to extend deadline date, you still didn't show up
Don't worry, your ban dey road dey come.

Fabs nice verse bro
You try!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:04am On Feb 08, 2017
Souloho19 find a good team name for us asap








Don't bother
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:02am On Feb 08, 2017
fluxmind:
Ayy JoeWendell you for chill na, we suppose use team names instead but oh well undecided

wetin be you and paku team name?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:57am On Feb 08, 2017
fluxmind:


Yea 12th but 11th could be done tho

Check the thread incase I missed out anything
Rap Battles / •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 7:51am On Feb 08, 2017
F $ K (Fluxmind $ Kidpaku) vs True Vikings (Joewendell $ Souloho19)


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

1st round - 2 points

2nd round - 2 points

Rules

- 10 bars (5bars each battler)

- Deadline is 8pm, sunday 12th february 2017

- Verses should be posted by all battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Last person to check will be the first to post!! And so also to his partner!!!
Goodluck!!!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:33am On Feb 08, 2017
fluxmind:
Ayy JoeWendell don't forget our 2 on 2 coming o

Na when sef?
12 abi?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 7:26am On Feb 08, 2017
fluxmind:
Tsk Tsk undecided

You out of bars? You prolly just escaped prison/ its good to know going back and forth with me is an impossible mission/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:03pm On Feb 07, 2017
nastynic:
Since fabs never took the bait...nd Joe claims king in the game...i will have him trashed front nd back..slap the hoe then let guns clap.. This ain't members reaction when church choir begin to band...cause it not praises to this hag...but this earl shall die nd am not talkin 'bout Jah!

You trashing joe? How fool, I already killed you skunk/ after all the ranting, you still ran away from battleground like a village drunk/
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 9:59pm On Feb 07, 2017
Who are all these senseless alpari?/ sons of the village drunker. .amadi/ this two lines to diss, you fools should stop posting sh:t/ if your head was a bible, trust me clowns, I'd have already opened it/

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Battleground!! : Fabbsdcrayvet Vs Nastynic •°• by JoeWendell: 9:51pm On Feb 07, 2017
fabbsDcrayVet:

pls how do i cheque in?
Just take it that
You have checked already
But you check by typing check
Nastynic report,
Fabs go ahead and post your verse
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Battleground!! : Fabbsdcrayvet Vs Nastynic •°• by JoeWendell: 9:49pm On Feb 07, 2017
Fabbsdcrayvet and nastynic, na una sabi,
After na I go call mod come. To con see the nonsense.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:39pm On Feb 07, 2017
You don't try to write? Its no new news, co we all know your paralyzed/ we would find out that your anus_ is deeper than an abyss if properly analysed/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:27am On Feb 07, 2017
siddoggg:
grin

C/o bros,
Talk less undecided
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:33pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:


IDGAF, why you scared? undecided

Nah. I already told you I fear no one
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:14pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:


I swear ta gawd, I was bout to spaz on nigguh.

We OWN this b1tch!

No do o!
Siddogg cray sha.
But he con dey act like kid
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:51pm On Feb 06, 2017
fluxmind:


I think he got your weed stash

Lol,
Maybe he wants to take your spot

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