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Checks With my sledge hammer ![]() |
fluxmind:Sharrap fool, what nonsense are you saying now? |
fluxmind:Lawless or complete nonsense/ my styles will smoke ya mid air, best you flawless/ I'm the king of 2lines to diss, I already got the crown/ peeps like you belong in wack city and not this part of town/ Pack your bags and leave son! ![]() |
iyamchee:Hahahah ![]() Thank god say na you see am talk am o! ![]() |
fluxmind:He would duck anyways. I just know so. Cos he scared ![]() |
6 people. 2 legs are hidden |
Sucide bomber / drug trafficker |
Stalker - rate, late talkLiver, live and real Purpose |
blessedmarshal:From siddoggg? No way! That nigga is rusty, his brain is covered in silk, he can't bring nothing cray maybe before But not now!! |
Oloshi!! Faginito, you the gay from abroad/ you have sucked thousands of d:cks, that's why the Head is award?/ |
fluxmind:Hahahah, bro you never still change your name to dogspine? ![]() That one good for you na. |
siddoggg:10bars. Sunday 12th 8pm deadline. Should I set it up? |
What nonsense!!!!!!! Someone was caught stealing clothes and stripping the person naked is the next thing the miserable brainless scalawags choose to do. What nonsense!!!! Mr buhari are you in support of this? |
nastynic:You pray? Sharrap! We all know its only incantations a native doctor knows/ weak jabs is all this lazy foolish goblin throws/ who answers you prayers god or okuku kume?/ idiot your better off sucking c0cks and strafing two men/ |
nastynic:How am I supposed to know that? Why didn't you drop your verse or taged me so whenever I come online I would see and confirm But you didn't say nothing, I came online saw fabbs verse and didn't see any post from you, What more did you espect? So bro don't blame me, it has happened. . Just leave it like that |
fluxmind:Meaning? |
Wack pig/ dark b:tch/ finna rap quick/ he's getting bashed with/ a cyclops flying man kick/ the uzi on the floor, I jacked it/ and its what the flux is getting blast with/ |
Battle closed!!! Fabbsdcrayvet wins via no-show!!! Nastynic you try, after begging to extend deadline date, you still didn't show up Don't worry, your ban dey road dey come. Fabs nice verse bro You try! |
Souloho19 find a good team name for us asap Don't bother |
fluxmind:wetin be you and paku team name? |
fluxmind:Check the thread incase I missed out anything |
F $ K (Fluxmind $ Kidpaku) vs True Vikings (Joewendell $ Souloho19) Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point 1st round - 2 points 2nd round - 2 points Rules - 10 bars (5bars each battler) - Deadline is 8pm, sunday 12th february 2017 - Verses should be posted by all battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Last person to check will be the first to post!! And so also to his partner!!! Goodluck!!! |
fluxmind:Na when sef? 12 abi? |
fluxmind:You out of bars? You prolly just escaped prison/ its good to know going back and forth with me is an impossible mission/ |
nastynic:You trashing joe? How fool, I already killed you skunk/ after all the ranting, you still ran away from battleground like a village drunk/ |
Who are all these senseless alpari?/ sons of the village drunker. .amadi/ this two lines to diss, you fools should stop posting sh:t/ if your head was a bible, trust me clowns, I'd have already opened it/ |
fabbsDcrayVet:Just take it that You have checked already But you check by typing check Nastynic report, Fabs go ahead and post your verse |
Fabbsdcrayvet and nastynic, na una sabi, After na I go call mod come. To con see the nonsense. |
You don't try to write? Its no new news, co we all know your paralyzed/ we would find out that your anus_ is deeper than an abyss if properly analysed/ |



