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the funny thing about school is that with all these ovation some students might not know him or heard about him, even in his level.

thread for simps and oloshos(5&6)

who cares?

e no go better for who love

uchihajt:
Omo I think say nah only me...

i swear same here i con dey get headache ontop

kinkybabie11:
Good day nairalanders,I have a problem and I need your opinion towards the matter. A friend came to ask me how I feel concerning her relationship. This girl is currently dating a guy and they are very much in love,the guy has marriage plans for this girl but he is a Jehovah witness and she attends Church of God mission.... it is against the doctrine of Jehovah witnesses to marry someone outside and he wants her to join him but she is skeptical.So please, what do you guys think about this matter

OP can we 69 all night long?

sextoy

OP you are a fool. most useless thread of the year.

Favemmzar200:
as he died he was granted mercy and woke up at home without scratches.
He woke up the next morning with superhuman strengths and killer looks, an opposite to his unimpressive previous looks.
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He boarded a taxi to the new school.



PRINCIPAL OFFICE
John you look good today. You would be having a lodge if you don't mind opposite the girls hostel


TBC

like and mention if you want me to continue

oga actor don die film don finish, mercy ko mercy aigbe ni, na superman? abi na batman.

VanillaIyce:
Wicked sombori, you didn't allow me continue the story.

we can set up a date and you can tell it to me then. i'm sure you have something hot cooking.

as john left the premises of the school he forgot to look left twice while crossing the road, naso dangote trailer nack am dead, john died..end of story.

her no is a blessing to your bank account

no smoke without fire

last night i gave my neighbor's wife standing doggy when her husband sent her out briefly last night after a heated argument in their flat.

i bet my balls they will be sold to the masses. well na mumu masses wey collect vaccine go suffer am. as for me and myself i am not taking any useless vaccine from this useless government. i renounce this useless country

lol i laf in spanish, that idiot doesn't looks like he's getting any pussy. marraige these days is for fools and only the extremely foolish ones kneel just to begs one retired olosho to hand over her life problems to him...and to the idiot above talkin about responsibility, so i must be responsible for a hoe to be a real man? you are sick, i'm only responsible for myself and my nuclear family. i can decide not to have wife and kids this is 2021 get civilized

femi4:
That "WORD - OPPOSITE" is actually a short form of "WORD - OPPOSITE OF THE WORD"

we are still saying the same thing oga.. WORD - OPPOSITE.. OPPOSITE - WORD.. get it now?

femi4:
wrong

PROVE

no picture damn imagine the disappointment

olodo too plenty for nairaland, from the little i gather from school the opposite of opposite na WORDS

PatriotExact:
Your agression is mixed with foolishness. Why?

your mother is foolish

they are stupid and useless, where were they when the people were being killed by those buhari people they are now making one stupid statement now, enemy of the people. i swear if i was ibo i would do anything to join esn and fight for my people and won't mind fighting for biafra cos this naija don spoil finish it's irredeemable. i wish we had something like that here in the west not those useless amotekun that is for politicians. i hate nigeria politicians and security agents with passion i wish say i fit make bomb i swear i will bomb all their stupid upcoming campaigns because some stupid idiots will still support these useless politicians. kudos to NMK

GOD FORBID BAD THING. I already tattoed my unborn first child name on my body...PARIS!
modified.. to those mumu forming i too know, i know what paris mean in greek word and that has nothing to do with nothing, try get small sense abeg, no be your pikin.

Evaberry:
never done it YET

want to try?

GreaterFuture3:
...

FIFA is shiit damn i only played it once and quit the game like 2 mins into the match, never gon play that shii again ever. PES anyday anytime

my own is why do some men(simps) care?

how person no go chop this kind pusssy? some men dey miss. before you quote me with your mumu opinion, one man's meat is another man's poison,and if that pusssy hot and fresh i'm eating it like hot indomie,simp or not. pocket your opinion.

mosdii how far food don done