₦airaland Forum

Jacqueline22:
God please cleanse my mind Lol

you like big cassava? come have some

Queenplum:
I found out he was still fucking two of his exes

so you single now?

make we lick the oil wey dey your hand

Wait oh some men actually waste time on Instagram checking these oloshos pics and even commenting on them? stupid set of simps. I'll rather be on xvideos

Last last he and his generations will die sorrowful deaths

the only maths I know now is $+£+€+¥

Nawa o why is he still alive? where they supposed do jungle justice they no go do am

Jones90:
Can you share with me? House is really boring here

Yes boss but I'm in Lagos after lockdown

Jones90:
Hi guys. Please who can load my hard drive with movies? I'm willing to pay for your services

Location: Abeokuta (if in Lagos, it will be after lockdown)

Whatsapp me: 09019412826

I'm a movie freak, I have over 200 'above 8.0' movies on my computer, I like watching alone, most people don't even know I have them I'm sure they'll be disturbing me

BonPatrick:
I thank you all for your advices it really help me a lot. I realize the biggest mistake of my life I am about to enter. I took time reading each comments all day and everyone point at same thing which is THAT IT IS A SERIOUS OFFENCE AGAINST MAN AND GOD. i took a step and told her that it's is over between us. I can't do such a thing and is a taboo. She said she hate me with all her heart that she will never love again.

OP pass her to me na make I continue the package

Millenniumlady:
Let's go to Ashawo thread

I'm a Scorpio I need more than that to kill this boredom

Someone suggest a good website where I can kill boredom, nairaland no get that vibe again.

GamalNasser:
Funny I am not poor and secondly na your type dey build house mould lion in the gate ...you don't have good taste trust me..see below what a classy living room looks like

Thanks for schooling that idiot, some people just don't have common sense that is very common, I'm sure the fool is an adult.

mehn this bïtch again, I imagine what the dude must have done to her pussy, some unforgettable shït I guess

ebuk4real:
Successive Nigerian governments, the present one not excluded, have not failed to demonstrate that they lack the positive imagination as regards how to put smiles on her citizens faces. Rather, where they display there crooked imagination is on how to inflict untold hardships on them without provocation.

Covid-19, the current pandemic as it is, has presented itself as an opportunity for the Nigerian government to redeem herself by putting smiles on the faces of her citizens but they are simply foolish or plain stupid not to utilize it. For past weeks now, they have been publicly announcing that they will be giving palliative/relief (cash) to her populace as obtained in other reasonable countries but none has seen the light of day. From 5k, to 10k, to 20k, back to 5k again with different conditions yet, NOTHING!!!.

Is it that the Money isn't there or they don't know how to go about it? Going with the former assumption, the funds are graciously there. And with the latter, they can't claim not to know when they parade in their circles an unholy mixture of both the knowledgeable(s) and the most clueless.

It then appears that this delay is intentional: to loot these funds. If otherwise, how do each and every household get their NEPA bills delivered to them at their doorsteps on or before every month end?, and How do our election materials get to every nook & crannies of the country during every election, including the monies they gives all the party agents to buy votes from all eligible voters in their wards?

If not that their sensibilities are wired to be at its best only when they want to milk her citizens dry, why then is it hard for them to work out a modality from the two scenarios painted above to put these announced earmarked palliative cash inside their citizens hands?

I dare ask again: Is it Lack of imagination or just that they are plain wicked or foolish?


“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
— Albert Einstein

Someone looking for power went to babalawo's shrine, he was given a mortal and pestle to pound a new born baby to be mixed and turned to black soap, such heartless person finally has the power and you think he will have the heart to care about the people? Think about it

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This generation marriages is for foolish men only. And they full everywhere so I'm sure this hoe will end up in one of the foolish men house

Lifeless one will kukuma give him, birds of same feather

Warning to any Chinese in Nigeria, run immediately you see me cause you'd wish you never came here.

This pained bitch still hasn't moved on, and she will never tell us about her own numerous sugar daddies.

We sef de wait, una come well.

greencard:
I pity u

pity yourself gullible fellow

Simp

Abokï will always be abokï, even if he becomes the president.

Righteousness89:
THE THIRTY-ONE (31) SILENT FACTS ABOUT THE RAPTURE

1. It is going to be the next greatest event that will shock all the continents of the world. Matt 24:40-42.

 
2.  It is going to take place suddenly, abruptly, unexpectedly, without warning and without prior notice. 1 Thess 5:2

 
3. There shall be no second version of the event. 1 Thess 5:4

 
4. A greater percentage of Christians may be taken unawares. Matt 24:38-39

 
5. Careless Christians who miss the event will have no other similar gracious opportunity. Matt 13:49-50

 
6. The event shall have no regard or respect for ecclesiastical titles or church leadership positions. Matt 5:20

 
7. It shall be a day when the sheep shall be separated from the goats. Matt 25:32-33.

 
8. The day shall differentiate between the Broad Way Christians and the Narrow Way Christians. Matt 7:13-14

 
9. The day shall separate sincerity from hypocrisy. Gal 5:21

 
10. The day shall differentiate between those who harbour secret sins from those who abhor secret sins. Gal 5:20-21

 
11. The day shall separate those whose lives are hidden in Christ from those who are hiding in the church. Luke 13:27

 
12. The day shall show a glaring, clear, conspicuous, demarcation between Christians who walk on the path of holiness from those who walk on the path of worldliness. Heb 12:14

 
13. It shall be a day of double emotion: joy for some and unimaginable, indescribable, uncontrollable regrets for others. Luke 13:28

 
14. It shall be a day of surprises- some “Big names” may miss the flight while some “Less known” may be on board. 1 Cor 1:27

 
15. Another surprise may be that a man or woman who had faithfully served the Lord for many years may defile his or her garment a few minutes before the sound of that summoning trumpet and miss the flight while a notorious sinner may surrender his or her life to Jesus within the same time frame and go to heaven. Ezekiel 3:20

 
 16. This event may happen now, today, this week, this month, this year or next year! Matt 24:36

 
17. Wise Christians, like the five virgins that took extra oil, are expected to get ready, yes, to get prepared. Matt 25:1-13

 
 18. After the event, all those who are bitter against one another, malicious, unforgiving, jealous, arrogant, haters, hypocrites, drunkards, fornicators, adulterers, adulteresses, murderers with weapons and murderers with tongue etc, shall have enough time to continue in their trade. Heb 12:14-15.

 
 19. When the event is over there shall be revival among those who have chosen to stay behind not because there will be a second chance, no, but because the reality of the event would have struck them like a thunderbolt. But they will have to pay with their own blood. 2 Tim 4:3

 
20. When the event is over, those who are left behind shall no longer be safe to worship in their gigantic, fanciful and multi-billion Dollars/Naira cathedrals. Instead they shall seek safety in caves, bushes and abandoned and dilapidated but hidden structures. Rev 6:15-17

 
21. When this great event is over, each time those who will miss their flight manage to gather for worship, they will pay attention to only one sermon- whether they gather in Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North or South America; the sermon will only centre on “How to Meet the Divine Standard and Join the Other Saints”. Rev 14:6-7

 
22. It is also worthy to note that those who will be left behind will never have any business with comedians at their altars anymore. No! There shall no longer be gatherings for entertainments. Whenever, they manage to gather, it shall always be for serious religious business only. Luke 21:34

 
23. The prayer pattern of those who will be left behind will also undergo a radical change. They will not be praying for things anymore. They will only be praying for strength to withstand the tortures of the Anti-Christ and die bravely to join the other saints. None will be praying for jobs, marriages, etc. Rev 8:3-4

 
24. It is equally worthy of note that some of those who will miss their flight will not be able to endure the torture of the Anti Christ. They will receive the mark of the beast and thereby be doomed forever. Rev 14:9-11

 
25. When the ready saints are gone, all our denominational walls of partition will collapse. The man or woman who use to worship in Word Of Fire And Refiners Church, Father's Church, Omega Fire, Jesus Chapel, Exousia Kingdom Gospel Centre, Deeper Life, for instance, will hide in the same place with those who worship in Christ Embassy, Church of God Mission, Assemblies of God, Word Aflame, Action Chapel, Winners Chapel, Redeemed Christian Church, Lighthouse Chapel etc and nobody will remember to claim superiority anymore because  then they will be facing a common enemy. Eph 4:1-6

 
26. When this event is over, each time believers who will miss their flight manage to gather anywhere for worship, there will be an atmosphere of sobriety. This rowdiness we witness today shall be no more. 1 Peter 4:7, 1 Peter 5:8

 
27. There shall also be a radical change in the attitude of those who will miss their flight towards Bible study. What we have now is an attitude characterized by a high degree of nonchalance and indifference, but when the ready saints are gone, those who will be left behind will begin to take their bible study seriously. 2 Tim 2:15

 
28. All the teens and youths who come to church to please their parents will repent after this great event; yes, they will begin to seek God for themselves. Rev 19:5, Rev 20:12.

 
 29. When the event is over, all those who will do any form of business in the schools, hospitals, banks, etc, will have to bear the mark of beast (666) or be hunted down and killed like common criminals. Rev 13:17

 
30. One of the gains of this reminder is that there may be someone reading this piece today who will take a firm decision to ensure that he/she gets on board that celestial flight travelling to glory. Rev 2:7, 2:11, 2:17, 2:29, 3:6, 3:13, 3:22.

 
 31. However, one of the greatest tragedies of this reminder is that there may be someone too who is reading this piece today but who will see no need to heed this warning. A tragedy indeed! Rev 22:11-12

 

Take Heed and Ensure you don't miss the Rapture! Do that by Accepting JESUS CHRIST.

He Alone is The Way and Ticket to Escape the Destruction coming on the Earth

Cc: lalasticlala , Mynd44

Oga Ade nothing like rapture ever, only in your dreams.

Definitely an ibo man

The tyrant must die

bigdammyj:
Fellow Nigerians,
Immediately after COVID19, We must start demanding for the House of Assembly to pass a Mandatory bill that, from 2023 every Federal, State & LGA Workers including Political office holders everybody earning salaries from taxpayers money must patronize.....
our public facilities such as
Education & Health etc.
The criteria for electing new leaders must be based on these conditions
#makeNigeriagreat

If you come across this tweet as a Nigerian, please share and tag all who needs to see it.
God bless Nigeria(ns)

How Politicians Distract Nigerians

https://www.independent.ng/how-politicians-distract-nigerians/

#makeNigeriagreat

we fit demand for naija so? You check your location well to know the country wey you dey so?

I only have one reason, to fück nothing more.

Smoke over alcohol any day all day.