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Christianity Etc › Re: From An Ex-athiest by johnkey: 10:02pm On Apr 20, 2020

So fücking what?

Romance › Re: If You Want Real Happiness In Life, Never Marry! by johnkey: 8:34pm On Apr 20, 2020

Finstar:
Age is just a number, and has nothing to do with experience and maturity. Next time, swerve if you have nothing tangible to contribute.

Thank you!

Don't mind the idiot, I'm just 20+x and I've seen so many foolish older men.

Romance › Re: If You Want Real Happiness In Life, Never Marry! by johnkey: 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2020

I made this decision last year though as a kid I've always known marraige isn't for me cause I can't stay with a girl for more than one week I just want to fück and be left alone. one is begging to convince for me so her baby can be handsome, might give her a chance cause I crave a chubby baby girl so bad now, baby mama ti take over!

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: President Buhari Thanks Nigerians, Commends Avoidance Of Large Crowd by johnkey: 8:26pm On Apr 20, 2020

Oloshi enjoy your billions while you can, sorrowful death to you and your family last last, plus all other thief thief politicians.

Crime › Re: 47 Killed By Bandits In Katsina, Houses Burnt After Sharing Of Relief Materials by johnkey: 4:52am On Apr 20, 2020

outraged kwa? I'm sure the idiot is happy with the news. Stupid lifeless dummy.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Big Picture In Lockdown by johnkey: 2:04am On Apr 20, 2020

Mondays through Sundays I'm making sales round the clock I don't even know what lockdown means someone please explain. Leave that school and start your dream biz, my little advice.

Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: 'Lai Mohammed Is Ready To Announce', Kemi Olunloyo Said A Day Before by johnkey: 5:46pm On Apr 19, 2020

If you hating on this woman, you're obviously a fool. The only journalist I never doubt her news.

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Celebrities › Re: Woman Who Wanted To Sleep With A Man For N500 Ready To Give Rice To Her Neighbou by johnkey: 4:51am On Apr 19, 2020

Millenniumlady:
Ashawo we know your type set awon 250

I see you don't have work to do, fück off my mentions

Politics › Re: No Different Between Our So Called Rich Men And Our Politicians by johnkey: 4:51am On Apr 19, 2020

Millenniumlady:
Spoke Which mind no let me use bottle break that your coconut head......shey awon eleyi oloriburukuni onikuray

koshi danu omo werey

Politics › Re: No Different Between Our So Called Rich Men And Our Politicians by johnkey: 1:00pm On Apr 16, 2020

You spoke my mind, country of nepotism.

Celebrities › Re: Woman Who Wanted To Sleep With A Man For N500 Ready To Give Rice To Her Neighbou by johnkey: 12:45pm On Apr 16, 2020

Almost dropped a tear awwn

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Family › Re: Lockdown:couples Drags Themselves On The Street Over Mummy And Daddy Duty (video by johnkey: 12:43pm On Apr 16, 2020

If they are actors then this is like the best acting I've seen in Nollywood

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Pls. by johnkey: 12:36pm On Apr 16, 2020

Let me drop this here quickly, just do YOU! Life is a RACE not a JOURNEY... No one is promised tomorrow don't ever forget that son.

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Crime › Re: Lockdown: NTA Staff Allegedly Brutalized By Soldiers In Ondo by johnkey: 12:26pm On Apr 16, 2020

Good Lord if I'm destined to take any life before I die, please let it be a Nigerian soldier or police.

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Politics › Re: Why Has Nigeria Never Had An Inspirational President? by johnkey: 12:24pm On Apr 16, 2020

Vote\Rig a Scorpio in and you will definitely have one. Until then enjoy your country I'm not kukuma a Nigerian anymore I'm now a citizen of the Newworld.

Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Bassa In Plateau Again, Kill 9 (Graphic Photos) by johnkey: 12:16pm On Apr 16, 2020

to every unfortunate soul, that left the world without any warnings or signs, they had no one to share their grievance with, imagine the fear at that moment facing death suddenly, just normal daily routine and then... voom to the other side. RIPk

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Celebrities › Re: Why Actress Ireti Osayemi Dumped Her Husband After 10 Years Of Marriage by johnkey: 3:44am On Apr 16, 2020

Marraiges now are for foolish men.

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Crime › Re: Policeman Attacked With Acid In Nkpor, Anambra By Angry Youths (Photos) by johnkey: 9:33pm On Apr 15, 2020*

They should have just shot him dead there and then. All this acid pouring na long ting.

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Celebrities › Re: Alafin Of Oyo Allegedly Sends One Of His Queens Packing (see Why) by johnkey: 4:51pm On Apr 15, 2020

Are we surprised? I don't think so. Every Nigerian lady below 35 right now has\will definitely cheat on her husband. Marraige is now stupidity not responsibility anymore.

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Romance › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Conduct A DNA Test? I Can't Believe What I Saw by johnkey: 4:48pm On Apr 15, 2020

Millenniumlady:
Boy you better watch your mouth.......you should be more concern about the stinking environment you dwell in look how dirty you're.....gofiea** modafuka filling so fly

Olofo that pic is over 4 years old back in school, show us your own pic if e sure for you, Good punish your mama wey suppose abort you comot but she brought a calmity to our world.

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Revealed Man Chat After Toasting Her On Twitter, See Conversations. PHOTOS by johnkey: 4:30pm On Apr 15, 2020

dimexy247:
Drop it here or you know the drill....... I ain't clicking no shit.

Celebrities › Re: Lady Revealed Man Chat After Toasting Her On Twitter, See Conversations. PHOTOS by johnkey: 4:26pm On Apr 15, 2020

Disgrace to manhood, na these kind simps dey make nowadays women believe they are special with their already overused pussy.

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Celebrities › Re: How Yvonne Jegede’s Alleged Hot Pants Crashed Her Marriage To Abounce by johnkey: 4:24pm On Apr 15, 2020

I don clear my mama already.. no expect wife from me When you need pikin let me know and I'll bring one home.

Politics › Re: VIDEO: See What Youths Did To Female Police During Lockdown In Delta State D by johnkey: 4:16pm On Apr 15, 2020

Why ain't she dead already?

Politics › Re: Anambra Former Governor, Mr. Peter Obi Acquires ₦650 Million Naira Manson In Enu by johnkey: 4:07pm On Apr 15, 2020

Last last he will die a sorrowful death no matter all the billions, same goes to all the other politicians and security agencies killing us instead of protecting us. Their kids won't escape too.

Romance › Re: Another 2 Weeks �� Am Frustrated And I Need Prick ; Busty Ada (photos) by johnkey: 4:04pm On Apr 15, 2020

Hoelosho, she no get neighbor?

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Romance › Re: How Much Will It Cost To Conduct A DNA Test? I Can't Believe What I Saw by johnkey: 4:02pm On Apr 15, 2020

Millenniumlady:
Ladies divorce any man that ask for DNA if you can trust him enough to open your legs for him then why can't he give the same trust to you This is why i stylishly ask any person I'm dating on his opinion about DNA if accept it I'll just break up with him

Modify

All this guys quoting me should better trend carefully.....let the op swear that he have not cheat on her before.....

Frustrated men be talking sh*t in the comment section but can'tkeep the same energy when they see you in person.

Oloroburuku somebody leleyi sha... show face in person if I no go beat sense enter that your empty head, na your family members dey frustrated.

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Family › Re: Wait! Don't Marry Him Yet! by johnkey: 3:54pm On Apr 15, 2020

We sef no marry una again, we just wan fück.

Politics › Re: Okigwe Boys In Thousands Chase Sars Men Who Were Beating Up Poor Market Sellers by johnkey: 3:52pm On Apr 15, 2020

I wish every cultists and armed robbers will cooperate gather their weapons and let's start a massive war against these puppets before facing the puppets Masters, I swear they go run. We go too chop them.

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