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koshi danu, we no send again

no time to check time

I put that bitch in her place once and you say she has my balls lol your obviously both jobless you plus the ugly bitch.

SUPERPACK:
I suspect murder or suicide here. How can a 5v USB electrocute a grown up human being, something I even put in my mouth. Even if the charger goes bad such wound looks out of it. Waiting for professionals to throw more light on the matter.

in yoruba when someone gets electrocuted they say 'o ti gan pa', you know why? the body gets stiffed in the same position it was at the time of the electric shock that's why he's neck is that way.

cococandy:
Reading the comments and wondering why Nigerian women would want to be married to y’all

We sef no marry una again baby mama ti take over. now back to the topic...
'only a foolish man will take a Nigerian woman to court to sign some useless slavery documents'.

BLESSICA:
Am in Delta for now

I'm in Lagos now, hit me up on WhatsApp?

BLESSICA:
please guys who is ready to give me money in exchange for my pussy, I have not done this before but I just don't know what to do anymore than this

where do you live

I'm sure that stupid mr oseni will have a hand in this, or that crayfish looking woman that sent me out of her class for just wearing earpiece innocently in class, I was so carried away with the lecture I didn't notice I still had earpiece on bìtch had to send me out even as I wasn't listening to anything and people confirmed that.

If she's not sucking your dïck, then you're not the main guy.

dacblogger:
Yeah,still searching

you should invest in a business that involves providing services daily, like opening a barbing salon in a school area or estate. you can DM me for more information I'm a professional Barber.

Imperfectangel:
Hello I received my dna results and they say that I am 49 percent Nigerian. I was hoping that someone would let me know which tribe my features resemble. It would be a great help in my search of me finding my roots.

Hi beautiful

dacblogger:
In urgent need of suggestions for business ideas....
Capital 200k

Thanks everyone

still searching? I might have an idea though

slimzpresh:
Yes

I'm single too, if you're in Lagos we can Hangout over free time.

slimzpresh:
Why is it that some people can’t swallow the pill they so easily dish out? You cheated,she forgave you but you can’t forgive her for cheating? That’s how ‘he’ broke up with me cause I confessed to kissing a guy during truth or dare game where as he’s a serial cheat.

you still single now babe?

HRHQueenPhil:
His statement is a challenge to a true Christian because it will stir up his or her Spirit. It will make him go into prayers praying father what shall I do to locate my own spouse,in the beginning it was not so..enof is enof...then take steps according to the Holy Spirit.i.e advertise on nairaland or pray for other singles like u
Some others wld be looking for who is above 40 and not married and be comparing .also insulting the man of God..
U are super irresponsible if u are not married by 35..including myself...it's a slap on my face and I will do something abt it this year

I can choose not to get married, what has that got to do with responsibility? it's my life, I'm only responsible for myself and my nuclear family. Comments like this are what fuels my stance on marraige. Like who the fvck makes marraige a rule we humans must follow

foolish man, our eyes are opening everyday, I only want a baby not wife. When it's time na to find one fine shawty, nack am belle, she breastfeed my child for 2 years, I collect my child. Abroad straight!

we hate you too

nelsoooooo:
Do u think after involving thugs , u stand a better chance in the court room?

Yes boss anything to take those innocent kids away from such toxic woman who will only show them life in another dimension.

Find your kids, take them forcefully with thugs, settle the rest in court, forget about her for life.

Serves them right, dey wan drive crosstour without hustling right. Damn that pretty young girl just wasted for no fucking reason, so annoying.

e don set

You're fvcking runs girls who have serious relationships, change the topic.

sexylassie:
damn! bro saggy balls the bark less Rottweiler has arrived spitting calling every woman feminist, what has feminism got to this..smello

I'm not giving you my attention, fvck off bïtch.

sexylassie:
Leave those saggy balls and watery sperms alone with their confused standards

Someone tell this bïtch feminism is not about hating men. I'm tired of reading stupid comments from dumb hoes on here I swear. WTF is saggy balls and watery sperm? come collect am to check if e dey watery na, dumbass!

Hmmm 2013 ilara mokin ondo state, had serious fever, phone was dead, wanted to call ma to send money, had to go charge at one bar on the other side of town, I entered bar, sitting in a corner was a chubby man with a busty ilara girl, i ordered for one chilled Smirnoff, I plugged my phone charging while trying to hide my fever, one sip of the drink and I started vomiting uncontrollably, stupid barman had to send me out after I was there screaming for water cause my eyes got cloudy like I was seeing 1000 stars and felt like I was going to die, chubby dude sat there sipping his Star beer not giving a fvck, left my stuffs in the bar and had to find my way out of the bar to the road screaming for someone to help me to the hospital, these old village women were literally laughing at me and saying stuffs like I'm drunk or something when I was begging for someone to take me to the hospital, people were gathering when I got to the heart of the town that's when I heard Sunday my neighbour's saying he knows me and I don't drink, dude was about to leave with others when I gathered up strength and hit him hard in the face before they put me on one lagata to the hospital, funny enough by the time fresh air hit me on the bike I felt a little bit okay, on getting to the hospital had to wait for doctor for 30 minutes, dude entered with smile, guess who the doctor was... the chubby guy from the bar. That was my first close shave with death and it taught me a very valuable lesson.

Biafrannuke:
what is the Yoruba name of Lagos? we want to learn.

dude you sound so stupid with this question quit it already.

please marraige is for the weak only, we ain't getting married no more.

I don't know what feminism is or not but if any girl hit me first, I'll hit her back hard twice .

Hope she won't stab him later

Supreme Court under buhari has never stand on the truth before.

Fine girls sef, why una like giran boys.