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I see my self in your shoes some years to come.

I love my gal but damn I too like pussycat

And there are loads of pussycats around these days, with no strings attached sef and less money to spend as long as you fine like me

It begins to baffle you

My people perish...



Na to japa from this country

Oh shoot

Most videos @tundeednut uploads on insta ends up here why

25 Mila for jewelry? Make I be billionaire I no fit wear pass one tiny silver chain for neck and black watch for hand.

Hmm it's easier for a camel to pass thru a Needle hole than for me to go for HIV test, wetin person no know no dey kill am

Japa! japa!! Japa lo s'Anambra

arleck:
I go slap you!!! weitn dey normal about it?

Is you SARS?

See as they package N200 notes like millions why you no collect transfer aunty.

Big ass Latina

izzou:


FSARS just came into a compound, harassed someone and still forced him to pay 20k?

Does this story make any sense?

Please tell us what really happened abeg

normal thing Bros. Na naija you dey at all?

Gawd my love for big boobs

Boobs-man here

UyaiIncomparabl:
Why am I so unemotional? I mean, nothing hardly interests my fancy. Just this morning, I've received countless 'Yuletide's' greetings from acquaintances and close friends, but I haven't even deemed it fit to return the texts nor the calls. I intentionally rejected two calls from unknown persons who I know were calling to wish me a Merry Christmas. Nothing ever interests me.

I'm not even turned on/elated of the fact that today is Christmas. Seeing people passing by and chanting at the top of their voices 'Eku Odun' or 'Merry/Happy Christmas my sister' really irks me a lot. I wonder what the whole fuss is all about!

I mean, I've just been trying to force myself to reply people who've been disturbing my ears to the ongoing celebration, and in actuality, I don't even mean it.

I remember warning someone yesterday never to wish me anything else I block him. How sad!

Now, the whole summary of my post is, I'm not fun-seeking. I'm too rigid. I'm never elated at any celebration. I don't go to see movies. I hate eateries. The mall scares me. I tell off the few friends I have, but they understand my madness and they keep returning. I hardly get moved if someone is even dying. I always find faults in everything.

Am I mentally deranged or totally normal?
Am I a sadist? Why am I so unemotional? Right now, my mind is filled with strife. I truly agree now and think that I need mental help. I think I'm a psycho.

that makes two of us. Are you a Scorpio?

Hmm you're just like my main gf, she goes crazy over me cheating and I can't stop cause puccy too sweet. But cheating doesn't mean he don't love you. I love my girl to death but I will still play a fast one on any easy prey I come accross. And it doesn't even have to affect the relationship. Just forgive him if he's giving you the attention you crave.
Modified: she's been demoted to fvckmate, I'm single now haha

Aleora:
Akure

akure is cool asf I schooled there. I'm definitely moving there someday. Alagbaka on my mind.

midolian:
Mad boy on the loose

The only mad person here is you cause I'm in the comfort of my bed here and you're saying I'm loose, stop disgracing yourself and your family. Sit down and think...think hard, drink water and enjoy life, life is free, live freely.

midolian:
A sex starved madman you are. Try to control yourself. Boys like you disgust men like us.

oloshi nie. I like pussy and I'm never sex starved. You just come up here and say shit about someone you've not met before, is that how you console yourself lol, you don't know me name, you don't know where i live, you don't know where me from, you don't know where me going and you judge me, mehn where is the sense in that? I guess now we know who the real madman is. Life is free man you don't tell me when or not to compliment someone damn do you even use your brain at all. Emagbami ke! I'm awestruck by your stupidity. Oloriburuku somebody abeg carry your stupidity go meet another person. You don miss road werey oloja. Telling me to control myself lol how does my uncontrollable self affects your bank account, how does it affects your plans, how does it affects you? If you can't answer that then you are planning to carry another man problems on your head. So you guys here now hate girls so much that another guy complimenting another girl on a 'faceless' forum gives you malaria haha opin aye to de o. Omoale oloorun jatijati. People like you makes me sick I swear. You know what enough of all this rants here, if they born your papa well make we meet make we know who be boy among us. Motherfucker!

midolian:
Smh...

You dey mad? You miss road? I follow you come this life? Why you no face your business? Oloriburuku leleyi sha

Yuceeluv:
Awwn! Thanks darl!

You're welcome sweetie, how's your night going?

Only one thing confuses me in politics...all these billions billions wey them dey steal, abeg werin dem dey use am do? cause I don't understand why you should stack up billions over some more billions you won't even need.

Yuceeluv:
Election should do and come and go. Let this unnecessary war between youths on nairaland, that are probably broke, stop.

You have the eyes of a goddess!

lol only fools join the military, in short all military men are fools.

only one thing confuses me in politics...all these billions billions wey them dey steal, abeg werin dem dey use am do? cause I don't understand why you should stack up billions over some more billions you won't even need.

I carry no 3 and 6 but I calculate money not maths

Lenadiva:
And AWILO rock the modern swag beta than those to dirty guys

hi beautiful

sexybaby22:
Lol.

Lemme give you a hint. Google Mide Martins. Although she's older and fatter (has kids ) but we kinda look alike

damn now I can't stop thinking about you and I don't even know you lol. I'd kill to know more about you. Plus you'd be my first ever friend with northern roots.

sexybaby22:
I doubt they'll come back together after all that has happened.

If only I could see what you look like.

Lloydthesaint:
Weed doesn’t make one violent

abeg tell the idiots make they hear

footballers swag dey different sha