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Righteousness2:
O my God! Have mercy !
Iniquity , Immorality and Fornication is now celebrated.
The devil has really taken full custody of many.
Fornication is now used to say thank God.

Fornication is now used share testimony.

What a Mess of life. No fear of God.

When you should be hiding and repenting of your evil, you are doing 2 hands in skies.

I doubt if Sodom and Gomorrah did all these nonsense.

Oga take a chill pill when you get to heaven, you and your God will live and do as you please.

ersonleads:
Please can someone help me on how I can go about traveling with my soon to be wedded wife Abroad. One of us will be schooling & working. The other will be working. Presently working on the funds.

How can it be possible & what country will be easier to on my intentions. Please I need your help because dis country done tire me

Try out UK is very fast but also quite expensive.

Have 2 siblings who moved to the UK this year with their husbands and children.

All you have to do to start the process is paying for your fees and others will follow suit.

Miravik900:
I was played badly by a hook up girl, a very young girl which I took a liking for,,,, she behaved like a wife material this really awed me that I losed my guard for her..... became very free with her she stayed 3 days in my house gave me sex anytime I want it, cook, clean my house very neatly only to found out when she left, that she absconded with all my clothes worth more than 200k my wrist watch my power bank I was awestruck when I noticed on the 2nd day of her absence tried calling her she refused picking my calls that’s when it dawned on me that I have been played she toyed with my emotions and now I’m going to do the same to those bit*ches out there,I’m a vocalno ready to explode.... girls should be ready as I’m molding my self to turn to a full time player hearts will be broken and tears will be shed. My new girlfriend will be the first example

Las Las nah HIV, Hapetatics, Gonorrhoea you dey threaten, no be Nairaland family.

Go Bleep the whole world � as you Don turn Fuckisian

derecho:
Peter Obi will win. He has a Divine backing

Keep dreaming.

When others are working with strategies, your guys chose to threats.

Let wait and see and not call for any revolution or remember #ENDSARS protesters that defiled curfew after seeing the state of the nation

Michelle70:
This woman has some mental issues.
Frustrated, bittered and hate-filled

I doubt lesbians are this foolish

She's perfectly okay, even more thank your Mama

Iliveforever:
The worst greedy family on earth.

Your father is the king of England, you the son is the prince of Wales (another country) at the same time refusing to allow Scotland to leave, milking Nigeria dry since ages past, Ireland is still recovering after many years. Igbo’s are in this shithole because of them.

This is a family their fore fathers came all the way from Germany and conquered UK (go and verify) and has since refused to remove their claws.

The Irish, South Africans, Indians, Kenyans, BIAFRANS can never be wrong at the same time.

Shame on you if you’re against Putin but have any remorse for their present situation.

The only thing I feel pain now is that queen won’t be able to see the declaration of BIAFRA with her eyes.

You too won't see Biafra declaration so go and sleep

Amb1045:
Read your history books

Why post this pictures, if you guys could no longer fight the best was for your so called General Ojukwu to surrender and not starve woman and children.

Have you seen any starved soldiers or even starved General Ojukwu.

I tell you Biafra news is fake news

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Look how she stupidly embarrassed her shit hole... like WTF?
Most Nigerians can be so rude and uncouth.. acting like black monkeys on social media..why on Earth will you address a dead lady in such disgusting manner..

I think she's a professor in a US University..then she's f**ked..she's a black racist but her fellow Nigerians might see no wrong in this.. is this what she lectures to her black students?
Most Blacks with their dirty attitude.. imagine if it was a white who made this statement..the BLM and nairaland branch of wildos would have been screaming racism and all..Eww..no wonder her ancestors sold themselves out to the colonial master..

Why is the truth so so bitter.

Frankly I love Her The Late Queen.

But she only said the truth.

When you White Caucasian folks return all stolen assets, and pay heavily for what was plundered and stolen, then I will consider her statement racist, but right now The Head of a Theieving, Raping and Genocidal Empire is gone and may her pains be excruciating

izuch:
What has his sons orgy got to do with anything? In as mush as I'm not a Tinubu fan, I feel we should stop this campaign of calumny and concentrate on what these aspirants have to offer.

Abu make his son do another Orgy for 2023 election. APC till 2031 like it or hate it

Anyenmoney:
Please give me her phone number.

My savage.

Abeg give us her phone number

Philipponzaghi:
Sohttps://dailypost.ng/2022/08/24/we-left-owerri-to-rob-in-ijebu-ode-teenage-boys-arrested-for-breaking-into-shops/?amp=1

Why are Igbo boys too susceptible to becoming a thief and criminals...

Teens ooohh.

nlfpmod:
My NYSC Story In A State Specialist Hospital By Ngwoke Ifeanyi



https://twitter.com/Ngwoke_Ifeanyi/status/1559155422161952769

We are the corruption and not only the government.

We are the problem and not the system


Nigerians will persih whether there like it or not cause nothing good will come out from such system of corruption and worst is you get tagged and ride on once there see you are different.

I puke for Nigerians, we have all failed this country

darkstar6971:
Please someone should come to my end I have truly regretted ever involving my self in the dating and wire scam I really repent from the bottom of my heart pls someone should help me with a legit way to earn money online I have truly repent and regretted my actions since when I texted my client and the daughter replies to me that her mom was no more I’m in great pain since yesterday I can’t hold it anymore

You have not repented.

Go and find someone else to scam and kill again. Bloody MF

Eminence125:
Please be patient and read carefully.

I'm a contract worker and my wife is pregnant, i have this male neighbour by name steve who's also a contract worker. I have been noticing that something fishy is going on between my pregnant wife and steve, i can remember coming back from work one day and notice steve pinning my wife to the wall and they were very fast to move out from each other, while steve started climbing a stool to fix our damaged bulb when i passed they both greeted me. Yesterday i and my wife was sleeping and she started sleep talking and i quote "Steve Stop joor I'm not really in for this today, do you want my husband to catch us" To be frank i'm pissed off, is this not a clear evidence that my wife is cheating on me with steve? Please help me.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, nlfpmod help me push to front page.

I don't know if Nairaland is Nigerian Court of law.

But from all you have said and what you typed, I can deduce you don't have it in you to walk away, and find a new life.

Don't be a simp

Rosrozz:
It’s obvious he was starving himself �.

You can take a look at his skeletal system of those fingers. Life is never suppose to be like this.

Think9ja:
We are just deceiving ourselves with this issue of one Nigeria.


And the more we pretend, the more our problems increase.

We need to sit down and negotiate our coexistence. It is something that should be done every five to ten years. We are so polarized along different lines, yet, they say it's nothing.

No negotiations needed. Remember the currency you spend and know you are a Nigerian

jom28gy:
That position need a person who can not compromise his status,who must be strong enough to face any challenges that might arise, must be up to task, must not be a saboteur against his people and the goals he is meant to achieved, above all,he must be like Nnamdi kanu, and he must change strategies to achieve the goals of the organisation,

Hope you have your National Identification Card and your International Passport.

Cause all those idiots you follow up and down do have theirs, that's why there were able to travel out of Nigeria in the first place. Well hope you know there are also Nigerian citizens abroad and not biafran citizens.

So know one is a Cou try the other is a facade

pocohantas:
It is interesting you left every part of my post, only to tell me yahoo is not lazy work. I know it is harder than aeronautical engineering.

Mind the idiot spithead lazy fraud apologist

orohbiro:
Nairaland men should stop this nonsense of sending me messages to my Email is annoying. I can differentiate my real Email friend and nairaland men some can't even spell well abeg he done do. Una never c fine gal before? Am not the only gal here u guys should stop fooling yourselves even one promise to always push my topic to front page if I can give him my watapp number .

Sorry for you and those Men.

Real guys on Nairaland don't jump into finding a conversation.

Those are SIMPle simpsss

BadNews:
Update From . COM

A Member of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) Chioma Eunice Igweike, Who Was allegedly abducted has been found dead with vital parts of her body missing, Reports.

Details Of The Incident Are Still Sketchy At The Time Of Filing This Report but it was gathered that the deceased left her house on Wednesday, July, 20, 2022, for the three weeks orientation course at the Ogun State NYSC Camp.

According to friends and former coursemates, The Federal Polytechnic Oko graduate was kidnapped and killed by suspected Ritualists.

Meanwhile, Friends have taken to Facebook to mourn her, As Sighted By with some of them calling for the scraping of the Scheme.

Ike Sunday Chinedu, a former neighbour, wrote: "TRIBUTE TO MY NEIGHBOR Hearing the news of your death should be included Among one of the best shocks of my life, being admitted into the HND programme at federal polytechnic oko,you personally gave me and my friend lodge of which you happens to be an occupant of the lodge as well.fortunately for me,u happens to be my neighbor,we joked together,vibes together,gosh!!!!!!!!!.I can remember the stress we went through in school before graduation.the quizzes, assignments, examinations Etc.

"I Can Vividly remember how other of your classmates used to come to our lodge for lectures as a result of your brilliant approach to most of your departmental courses,I can remember I haven't had any issue with you for once since we stayed together as neighbors.(something that's very rare in this generation) And this is how you ended up. I first thought that it was a joke when I heared that you were missing,then days later I now later heared they have taken your life. Rip my hero. Farewell to u chioma."

God's Chiamaka described the deceased as a Brilliant Scholar.

"Eunice why so soon? It's very hard for me to say rest in peace. you're a great scholar in my department,very brilliant. You taught me many things while in school. We go to library together. It shall never be well with the generation of all Nigerian leaders. My friend was murdered on her way to Ogun state NYSC camp. Chioma Never allow your killers to go unpunish. Obi agbawaram!!!!!!!!!!!! After all the sufferings while in school this is how Nigerian government pay you back. May the good Lord accept your soul Amen."

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

They need to change the name from Ogun tk something else, cause is like that diabolic name is affecting that state.

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-fPEHUqhyA


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/opinion/545399-the-bbc-in-nigeria-between-reporting-and-propagating-terror-by-kadaria-ahmed.html

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7246564/bandit-warlords-zamfara-bbc-africa

Much love to you dear patriot.

That sham of a documentary is enough to stop BBC from airing in Nigeria.

Let then take their bullshit to the Queen's Arse

AnonPoet:
https://apnews.com/article/middle-east-prices-climate-and-environment-21dd211bcccb049fc1e20e4ca36220be?taid=62dd73c2fcad210001329bad&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

But if Diesel increases price in Nigeria rhee will blame Buhari and APC.

Nigeria is not isolated from what is going on worldwide, even as we are a oil producing nation

nlfpmod:
https://thenationonlineng.net/port-harcourt-begins-refining-of-60-000bpd-in-2023/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1658596302

Nah today dem dey give us assurance.

The only sure assurance nah the one Davido give Chioma, that one still get k-leg Las las.


2nd Niger Bridge, Danone Refinary, Petroleum Industrial Act and removal of subsidy. Nigerian Airways.

Sometimes it's safe to say does in power are bewitched to bring misfortune to us

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Mystery2020:
"They finally employed you. I hope you have a strong shoe", she said. I did not understand what the teller meant.

I had spent about a quarter in this new generation bank, I was ridiculed, insulted and bullied by the head teller and cash officer who is a Unilag graduate, the branch manager (BM) who once accused me of stealing, and my new supervisor who just got back from maternity leave.

This new supervisor, Fatima, was a curvy ebony naturalised Hausa-Fulani woman. One day, she asked if I have a lover. Then told me to come along with her for a drink. She wanted to take me out after the naming ceremony of the head teller's new baby, but I refused to attend. The following week, she began telling other staff members that I am stubborn. This was the genesis of my problem with her.

A lot of flirting used to happen in that place. Only two of the women out of eight were spared; one Yorubanised Hausa woman and maybe the CSM. Even the CSM gave me flirty looks several times. One of the tellers once called me gay. Asking if I don't have erections.

A new girl was hired. She was an introvert like me, but from Enugu state and a graduate of ESUT. Coincidentally, one of the Yoruba staff and a Business Administration graduate of OOU served in her village. This young lady, an Anglican, can be mistaken as the daughter of the Nollywood and Yoruba language actress popularly known as Lanre Hassan.

She made it known to management that she prefer to be in operations. However, she was brought to marketing. She said they told her point blank at head office HR that all employees in our cadre must first work as a marketer regardless of their qualifications. She had no choice but to accept the offer, so I decided to help her adjust and settle down.

The BM is a Catholic, who once forgot to attend Ash Wednesday mass despite always wearing a rosary. He is the temperamental type who takes first impression seriously. He is the first child of his family, and was often tasked with carrying the ladder up and down the streets of Nnewi for NITEL technicians when they're trying to fix the family's landline. His first car, a Honda "baby boy" Accord was stolen at gun point.

The BM, owns a shell company with address in Lekki where proceeds from dubious deals are laundered. Some of these proceeds he shared among the operations staff headed by one pretty lady; a charismatic Catholic & graduate of Ekpoma. I was told by a teller that this lady (CSM) once approached the manager to give her and the boys 'something'. This teller lives in a 'selfcon' in Surulere, which he inherited from his grandmother.

They tested me withing my first week of resumption. They sent me to a customer; a Micro Finance bank in Ikeja, with a t-fare double the required amount. When I returned, I wanted to return the balance but they all ignored me. They sent me to the MFB again the following day. I simply used the balance from the previous day. I thought I did the right thing, not knowing that they only wanted to know whether I came to Lagos to "count bridge". A question the 'Surulere' teller eventually asked me rhetorically.

They lied to me that I can not request for a t-fare lower than what I got previously again, because they will be queried by internal control. A lady in the customer care unit who attended FGGC Calabar, tried to ginger me not to answer them, but I gave in and continued to accept the bogus t-fare. Months later, the OOU graduate told me to stop behaving like a saint, that even my then supervisor who is married to an Mbaise woman collects double of that figure.

Just before the ESUT lady resumed, the manager withdrew the branch car from me, then gave me a target to open 80 accounts, sell 40 cards/POS, and mobilise ₦40 million, all within a month among other tasks. He was also using me as his P.A. and 'man Friday' for his exportation business & family Charity.

The manager refused to give the ESUT girl targets. He played a smart one by asking her, "Do you know what your target is"? She answered "no". While walking away & pointing to me, the manager said to her, "Ask him". I responded like an imbëcile; 80 accounts, 40 cards/POS, ₦40million monthly. To add salt to injury, the branch car was made available to her most times.

She was given tasks that will make her develop faster as a banker. While I was left to roam about the streets of Lagos on foot like a lunatic, who is possessed by a legion of vagabond spirits recently rendered homeless by D.K. Olukoya of MFM. Three months later, our mate in another branch told me he never go on errands without their branch car, and that he even took driving lessons with it. Na dis kind people fit the industry. Lol.

This new girl almost made the same 'first impression' blunders I made that earned me the title of "the laziest staff the manager as ever seen". I was there for her at every step, mentoring her and teaching her how to deal with them (other staff members). I will defend her in her absence whenever they speak ill of her, and always advise her on how to correct these bad impressions. I never knew that I myself had become the topic of their gossips. They gossip me even with cleaners, drivers and security men.

There was a day I came late due to an accident in which my knees were bruised. They were still in the morning meeting when I got there. The BM queried "why are you just coming? who died?". "I will make this place unbearable for you if you don't sit up".

Then the scheming against me began to heat up. She joined them to gossip me. There was a time I caught three of them by the elbow; Fatima, ESUT girl and CSM. The Ambrose Ali lady (CSM) quickly lied that the manager was asking of me. I knew she was lying but just had to leave the room. I was thinking the ESUT girl will gist me later. I am still waiting for the gist as I type this föölish epistle.

Then ESUT girl started mocking me codedly. "You are going again?" She will ask with a sadistic smile whenever I am about leaving for marketing.

For six months they tried to destroy me psychologically. I will save what they did for later. My mates in V.I., Apapa, Nnamdi Azikiwe, and somewhere else in Lagos Island which I won't mention got similar toxic treatments, but with different flavours.

Their breakthrough came during an arranged MPR meeting where I was thoroughly mocked by all the staff. The BM even called me a slowpoke. ESUT girl laughed at their insults to my dismay. Then the manager noticed my mood has changed, & sensed the opportunity to go in for the kill. Stand up!", he shouted at me, I refused. They all shouted, stand up! even the ESUT girl. Then the head teller said in Yoruba, what the hell is wrong with this boy?" That got me really pissed off. I scanned the room, my previous supervisor was biting his lips and smiling slightly. The manager snapped his fingers at me, making the impression of 'I will deal with you'.

The CSM called me for a chat, she pretended as if she cared. But her opening statement gave her away. "What you did was very rude", referring to the MPR incident. She wasn't present. Her, the first teller who asked me if I have a strong shoe, the FGGC Calabar lady, and one other teller, a man from Kwara, left the room to attend to a matter before the attack happened.

She kept going round in circles, asking stupid questions like do I have problems convincing people to open accounts? Asking me if anyone in the branch offended me. Asking me to tell her what they did wrong so that they can avoid such mistakes in the future. I was now convinced it was an exit interview. I got to know they planned the whole thing a couple of months before.

By 12 noon I got a one-page query for insubordination and two other offences; the third was a serious one. He copied the HR Business Partner who was a graduate of English Language, and 2 other executives. I won't be surprised if he did a Blind Carbon copy to the entire banking group. I replied in three lines. Business partner said I should report to a particular HR staff on Friday of that week.

On Monday, I reported to head office, HR staff has gone on leave. It was another HR officer who attended to me. A short lady, she covered her ID card so I didn't see her name. She asked, "What did you do to them that made them write all those things against you?" I did not do anything, I replied. "And they wrote all those things", she said. "They can not all be bad people", she continued. She said I showed too much anger in my reply to the query. She then went on to give me a lecture on anger management. I kept looking like mumu.

Worried about my calmness, she asked me what the problem was. I told her I have become addicted to painkillers. She asked what my future career plan is, and I told her. Of course it was not banking. She said there are more mad people in that particular sector. She said they will get back to me.

My system password was about to expire the week of the incident, but I didn't reset it. I came around Tuesday morning to know my fate, nothing.

On Wednesday, BM showed me a letter from HR Business Partner dated Tuesday, indicating that I was done. "This is what I have been telling you", he said. He asked me to login and send my handover note but I told him I can't. He was trying hard to hold his laugh.

A month later, I was getting strange calls from unknown numbers. Maybe they wanted to know if I have committed suicide. By the grace of God I am gainfully employed.

Faced something similar while working with JUMIA, ever since I cannot even work in an environment where I get a hint about bad working culture.

I prefer my peace of mind to any money someone wants to pay.

OJODEL10:
See life now, who is the looaser now. You are dead he is alive. To the guy dont marry when you are not ready, dont marry because of pleasure, to the ladies men are polygamous in nature look well before you agreed. RIP TO THE DEAD. Recover soon bro and enjoy your sidechick.

Baba make Don dir since nah him you dey tell get well soon.

Get well in the grave you should say

DontBullshitMe:
This 2023 election is gradually turning into a religion census. Personally, I am for separation of the church and state but candidate can do whatever they want.

What's my own?

Also be for separation of the Mosque and state, not only Church and state ooo

pleboi:
@ JohnOkolo please don't you have some wanking to do?
Bitch ass self-servicer!

Don't cry so much, Young kid go find your Momma to breast feed you.

Southernigbo:
How will some just carry sexual smells up and down with out taking adequate bath.

For some of these people, it's only handkerchief they used to clean up and gbam they are in markets, banks and their religious places intermingling with people not caring about the sexual smell that they are carrying about.

It helps retain the savory aroma of the sweet Vjay you just straffed.

pleboi:
So that day I been trapping hard since the early morning ... I and my homie been at the trap house with them bad boys indigenes of my school then... We were sipping on them crystals and green herbs.... Then I got a call from this bitch I been screwing since 100 level...she was like she misses me and the weather was cold she wouldn't want to be alone that night...So at exactly after 9 I and my homie were on our way to go see this thot... We got there her roomie was with her.... But gush! her roomie is damn ugly with a bony build... Anytime I was over there she would be giving me eyes like please come give me some of that dick...but I don't Bleep with you if you gat no as*... you know what I mean?... So my bro tried wooing her but her ugliness was forming... And she left the room... By after 11 I have already eaten to my fill and took one more stick of the blunt... I sprang into action with the thot and my homie was lying at the other side....I bleeped this bitch so hard she was begging me to cum.... She was like babe ain't you done yet... Surprisingly after she asked that question I still bleeped her for 30 more minutes and she cummed hard before I cummed.... She got that thick wet pussy and the thick body with big ass and big tits the complete package...When I was done the thot stagggerd to the bathroom and after that went to bed happy.... I and my homie could not sleep till day break cus that area was full of oppositions/enemies and also cus of the crystal meth... My homie later confess say konji don kill am as I de bleep that banny! Lol

Pornhub Don spoil your generation Mugu

revaultng:
please kindly recommend something for my boyfriend. He's 26 and he can't keep an erection.

It get hard but when he's about to put in it, it gets soft. Other times, once we change position, say Missionary to Doggy, he gets soft.

Also, he comes really fast, like 10-20 secs if he succeeds atall in penetrating.

Lol. Pls tell him to go run a comprehensive Blood, Urine and Sperm Couture test.

It will prefer his solution and you too will have to do these test cause it must have passed it to you.

Once the test is conducted take the result to a good pharmacy and get the drugs recommend. Sikinah