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Family / Re: Are Introverts Born Or Made? by Joiedevivre: 3:51pm On Jun 12, 2022
ashewoboy:
Let's discuss. I want to find out something.
Watch the interview video Tayo Aina made recently of the man and you will have your answer
Crime / Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by Joiedevivre: 11:56am On Jun 11, 2022
Ammishaddai:
Oga, you've not said anything tangible , and all I see from your post is just illogical tantrums that hang on just pure emotion
Ode oshi

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Family / Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by Joiedevivre: 11:17am On May 24, 2022
VictorUSA:
Sir you wont understand.This same person bought houses and cars for many people.Before my father died he promised to build house for my dad, pay my elder bro's tuition fee, take me to the U.S in 2018, then I was still in jss 3.Today we still live in a rented house that has 300 000 annual pay and we've not paid a part of it coz we had no means.What can the vegetable my mum sells do? He didnt fullfil any of his promises.Imagine I sent msg that our rent of 300 000 expired this month and he sent me 50k, what can that do? My uncle just dont like me.He sent my cousin 200k just to buy whatever he wants.And that guy's parent are relatively wealthy.I feel like crying.This is what Ishlove Skyview01 GRACETOLIVF Pocohantas doggedfighter Peteredo SyrusdeHansome Sisisioge fail to understand and are raining insults like we are fighting.
You are a stupid fool bro. He's not living because of you. No one fucking owes you anything.
Religion / Re: Praise Brings Harvest by Joiedevivre: 7:03am On May 22, 2022
yes
Politics / Re: Only Lagos, Ogun Generate More IGR Than FAAC Allocation by Joiedevivre: 9:54am On May 13, 2022
Hey check this gig out https://fiverr.com/lyterevel
Education / Re: Emeka Nwajiuba: Striking ASUU Members Shouldn’t Be Paid – Education Minister by Joiedevivre: 9:37am On May 03, 2022
ERockson:
I don't like ASUU in anyway, they fight only for their interest and nothing more. They should stop paying their selfish arshhh
You are mad. They keep working without getting paid, and you are herr typing nonesense...
Romance / Re: Help! I Can't Stop Masturbating To Pictures Of My Ex by Joiedevivre: 1:29pm On Apr 27, 2022
h0pze3:
Go kill ursef grin
Mind what you say, Ope
Phones / Re: Banned From Using Whatsapp Who Has Encountered It? by Joiedevivre: 8:22am On Apr 05, 2022
Ifesinachi22:
I used Whatsapp till around 2am this morning then i dropped my phone to sleep. I woke up this morning and open the app to check messages and saw i have been banned from the app. I have never heard anyone say he has ever been banned and i don't even know what i did. They said i should contact support, i clicked on it and saw so many troubleshooting FAQ. They said, you can be banned if you are using 3rd party app like GB WhatsApp and other apps. Or if you are sending so many messages to people without your contact with Business WhatsApp. All these does not apply to me because i use the main WhatsApp not GB WhatsApp and i don't use Business WhatsApp to send messages to random people.

Who has ever encountered this or knows anyone that has encountered it and how was the issue resolved?

Or has my number been hacked?
Reach out to their support
Crime / Re: How I Got Scammed Of ₦150,000 On Fairmoney by Joiedevivre: 8:32pm On Mar 25, 2022
Hanks0000:
I saw a post about how I can earn ₦50,000 VIP grant weekely on fairmoney app and I decided to apply because I'm going through financial difficulties.

I clicked on the link on the post and I was redirected to

https://molinahealthcare.life

It looks identical to Linda ikeji's blog which made me believe it could be real, after following all the steps that was listed on the article, I was also redirected to this website.

https://fairmoney.ng-pay.vip/Grant.html

I was directed to log in my fairmoney account and to enter the OTP code that was sent to me through SMS by fairmoney, I entered the code on the site.

The next message I received was that ₦150,000 was transferred to Esther Blessing Odion (access bank) from my fairmoney account, a transaction I did not initiate.
I called Fairmoney to make a complaint about this transaction which I didn't perform and the transaction indeed happened.

That was when I realised I'd been scammed and I don't know what to do . I might commit suicide because I don't have any mean of repaying. I am a student and I was considering taking a top-up so that I can pay my lodge rent which is already due.

I'm to pay
64,240 this month alone.
I don't know what to do.

PastorMisback
WoundedLamb
my sympathy
Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Joiedevivre: 9:37am On Mar 23, 2022
TheOldGods:
good luck finding out nah. Who the thing wan epp grin grin grin
you are right
Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Joiedevivre: 9:31am On Mar 23, 2022
TheOldGods:
I'll be 25 this year. I got my first Mercedes c300, around last month. But I'm not a guy who likes making noise, however this issue has become serious to me At first it was nice as I needed a car just to cruise. Since I work from home, however it has turned to serious billing from Police officers. Dem no dey ask me of my particulars again, the way they worship me, even young boys clear roads for me hoping that I dash them money. I actually don't like the attention this car is giving me. I'm not a womaniser, still single pursuing that bag, but if I get a good woman here I can take her.


Guys, how else can I avoid getting all this attention in this old outdated Mercedes Benz of mine.
soon we would find out who is behind the moniker

Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Joiedevivre: 9:14am On Mar 23, 2022
this would be fun
Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Joiedevivre: 9:11am On Mar 23, 2022
Zulu2022:
U ppl yaning ,do u tink is not possible fr one to manipulate upwork accnt wit digit he want,u guys re easy to scam
the rate is actually poor, and he thinks he has arrived
Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Joiedevivre: 9:08am On Mar 23, 2022
TheOldGods:
make I shock you small. I'm not bragging, but let me just show you something

The picture below is just a small screenshot of my contracts. Currently I charge 25$per hr, and I'm doing 3 contracts, as you can see I make 1000$ every week from the contract, if you look closely you will see a contract that has been running since nov19. That 1k every week, now the extra 3 contracts is also 1k a week, but you can only see 1 that I just started today which made it 4. I work anytime I like, I can do 40 hours in just 2 days, 20hrs per day etc. Now times 4k$ a week by 580. That's how much I just make in a week. Ask me to teach you a skill young man and stop this stupidity
lol. no one needs your rant. just cause you offer services on upwork you are forming porch. ordinary 25dollar per hour. omo
Phones / Re: A Nairalander Built A Mobile Phone Charger (photos) by Joiedevivre: 7:09am On Mar 17, 2022
ULiTv:

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Yes o, I am planning on doing that in the future.
Certainly you aren't going to do that in the past
Business / Re: How My Access Bank Account Was Cleared by Joiedevivre: 9:00pm On Mar 07, 2022
Silentmoni:
So on Thursday 3rd of march 2022, I came down from the Keke I had entered and realized my phone was missing, I quickly rushed back to the Keke to search but couldn't find my phon. I asked the driver who told me he didn't see it either and other passengers had left.

So another Keke driver who was there assisted me with his phone to call my line, it rang without response @ first I taught I forgot it where I was coming from until I got home and called but was told it wasn't there then I realized I was either pick pocketed or the phone fell off from my pocket in the Keke.

I felt reluctant to call my bank to block my account because I felt my sim was secured because I had the sim and phone lock activated. So to me there's no how my account can be accessed using my sim because of the sim lock but I was wrong.

I was intending to go retrieve my line on Monday but on Sunday I decided to access my email using another phone only to find out my account has been cleared without leaving a single dime.

I called Access bank customer service who confirmed my fears.....I asked them if I can have details of the account the monies were transferred to they told me it's not traceable as the transaction was a cardless withdrawal using POS....I don't understand how possible it is for the transaction not to be traceable, how cardless transaction can be initiated without pin or otp,is it possible for sim lock to be bypassed......I am still confused.

Please what could have happened in this case and how can I go about it?
Just what if the thief is actually in your house. Just what if
Religion / Re: Why Many People Pray And Don't Get Answers To Their Prayers? by Joiedevivre: 10:12am On Feb 27, 2022
Steep:
Prayer is an interaction with God, Jesus gave out a template on how prayers are to be made, this is called the Lord's prayer.
The following are some of the principles of prayer.

1. Prayer is to be addressed to the Father. Not that we cannot pray to Jesus, or address the holy Spirit but however it is not ideal, this is because there are roles and positions in the Trinity. The father is the primary source and father of us all including Jesus. Therefore prayers should be addressed to God the father not Jesus.

2 God should be addressed with absolute reverence and honor, our whole attention should be focused on the prayer, our language should be one of maximum honor and respect.

3. Our prayers should be kingdom centered not self centered to gratify our flesh remember he is the father of all spirits.

4. What we ask should be according to his will, not our lust .

5.prayers should be in the name of Jesus for this is our authority and right.

6. Avoid vain repetition, our words should be few.

7. Prayers of warfare of warfare and deliverance should be done in christ authority.

8. Don't demand for the death of any body, that alone can cancel your prayer.

9. Your spirit should be connected with the spirit of God, edify your spirit.

10. Praises and Thanksgiving should fill your heart instead of complaining and murmurings.

11. Ask what you need.

12 when praying listen to what the spirit is saying, after prayer expect what you have asked.

14. Dont tempt God. Like asking God for healing but ignore medical warning or refuse treatment, asking God for good result but you don't read, or knowing something is not right for you but asking God to give you anyway.

15. Some prayers actually need to be back up with fasting, some prayers need to be prayed prophetically, there are prayers we need to pray with other believers, that is why we must listen to the holy spirit ( I am going to write on how the holy spirit speak to us some day).

16. Infact before stating your request examine yourself to see if there is iniquity in you, ask for forgiveness and for the Lord to cleanse you and also you must have forgiven others also.
An unforgiven person cannot hope to get forgiveness but as Christians we forgive because christ has forgiven us.

Some Christians do not believe in asking God for the forgiveness of their sins because the scripture says God has already forgiven us.


While indeed we are forgiven of our sins in christ, however we still need to sanctify ourself and these require that we ask for forgiveness of our sins.

People do not get answers to their prayers because they pray wrongly.

lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: Facebook Bans Russia State Media From Running Adverts, Monetising by Joiedevivre: 5:21pm On Feb 26, 2022
Righteousness2:


Can you imagine what a terrible shock it will be for some folks, when they lift up their eyes in Hell?

You were wise in your own eyes,
you felt the Gospel was a huge disturbance, you felt there is no GOD, you hated and scorned "righteousness the preacher",
you had all the goodies of life but you Never knew or accepted the LORD JESUS Christ! And you died and you lifted up your eyes in Hell!
What a horrible moment that will be!

In your own Interest, take the Warnings, Admonishments and Messages very Serious, so you don't be like the rich fool who died, opened his eyes in Hell and was begging Father Abramham to send Lazarus to go and warn his brothers on Earth about Hell Fire!
Your stupid God could not give Satan a second chance, but somehow you think it would give you another chance. Stupid Christians and religion worshippers!

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Romance / Re: Avoid Nigerian Married Women With Your Life! by Joiedevivre: 11:34am On Feb 17, 2022
AlphaMale666:
This is to the single guys out there who like wooing married women. Avoid Nigerian Married women with your life!

How can a married woman be forcing me to rapour with her because I'm her husband's friend. Which kind stupid nonsense be that!? And because I don't rapour with her she now badmouth me with her husband till I'm no longer friends with him.

Avoid Nigerian Married Women With Your Life! They will mess your life up with nonsense drama.
It's rapport not rapour
Health / Re: Black Soot In Rivers: My Nose Looks Like Exhaust & Charcoal (Pictures) by Joiedevivre: 1:17pm On Feb 03, 2022
Laughnow419:
I heared from a taxi driver Black soot has reduced in Port Harcourt but I can tell u all the Port Harcourt po fire people has come to oyigbo. Yesterday my nose were so so painful this early morning I can feel it in my mouth. Pls guy below is how my nose looks like charcoal when I clean it with wipes. I wish this can be on frontpage so it might probably reach his excellency Governor Nyesom Wike. To take the same measure in oyigbo we are dying here.

Watch here on Facebook

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2006547996171276&id=100004482843720
Omo this is depressing
Romance / Re: Toasting Is My Biggest Problem by Joiedevivre: 8:50pm On Dec 21, 2021
Gadiola2:
I'm in my early 20's, and I can't relate to girls......I always have this negative feeling whenever i'm around them, sometimes I think that I might not really know what to say to start a conversation.....most of the times i start a conversation and don't know how to conclude it.

It has really affected me socially, especially in the school community, some of my guys could just be talking to a group of girls, and if I show up i won't even be able to stare at them for a few seconds, I will just disappear and find one isolated place to stay.

I know people will tell me to concentrate on my studies or make money but it's not all about that...... your social life also matters.
I don't know how to explain my situation better than this ...Abeg i need help
Stop being shy. Nobody is constantly noticing you

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Education / Re: Why Do Computer Schools Inflate The Price Of Their Courses So Much - Pics by Joiedevivre: 1:35pm On Dec 18, 2021
FanOfMyself:
I have video courses on html, css, javascript, VueJs if you want to become a web developer. It costs only 15k.
Shove your courses down your throat. Weyrey

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Health / Re: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Joiedevivre: 2:35am On Nov 03, 2021
Mary08134:
Good morning
Please I all need your help
How can I cure mouth odour please
It really affecting me
Any suggestions is welcome
Thanks
do you have tonsils stones?

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Sports / Re: Michael Jordan's 1984 Sneakers Sold For ₦615 Million (Pictures) by Joiedevivre: 4:10pm On Oct 26, 2021
Something like this paves way for NFT
Career / Re: Please Help!! I Wish To Be More Productive To Myself by Joiedevivre: 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2021
Candycrushy:
I will make this a very short one.
I'm a fresh graduate and I really want to start earning and be more productive for myself.
I have a skill in fashion designing, i sew well and I'm not fully earning from that yet because of studies. I wish to know other possibles ways to learn and earn more preferably online that i can add as a side hustle.
I'm ready to pay if i have to just learn anything that'd fetch me money online. My passion is in sewing and i wouldn't want to trade that for anything and i already have plans of growing it in a big way which would cost me money too.
Please i need help and suggestions on how to achieve that. I can't also see myself working under someone for salary pay hence i need to my own boss.
Thanks for suggestions.
Mods please push to front page
Seun
Yo, would you be open to suggestions of the platform. Totally free to start. It involves digital marketing.
Crime / Re: Missing Child: Have You Seen Boluwatife Adegoke? by Joiedevivre: 9:24am On May 03, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Is the queue at the ATM that long that it still hasn't gotten to her turn after 3days?

I keep warning them.
There are some errands mother's should not just send their underage kids on.

Mama Kafayatu should better learn from this because each time I visit her, she'd send out her 10year old son on one stupid errand so we can have privacy.

Why will a mom send a 10year old to go and use the ATM in a country where no one is safe.
Are they wiser than some of our parents who locked us up in the wardrobe for privacy or when they didn't want us to see what visitors they were having?
Baba you just wan talk trash this morning.

The post says 14 year old, you typed here 10 years. Besides is a 14 year old kid too young to go on an errand. She's old enough to go to school herself but not old enough to go to an ATM to make a withdrawal.

Please reason next time before you comment trash here...

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Marketers : The Conspiracy Theory by Joiedevivre: 5:01pm On Mar 30, 2021
LegalRambles:
For a while now Xiaomi has planted their paid marketers in Nairaland. They cyberbully and sell products through their paid sellers like noobody, proteino, jboixxx etc. They hype a bad product to sell to unsuspecting and gullible phone users. The truth is infinix is still far more durable than their flagship device. I own a Redmi note 9s and water touched it small and it refused to come up. Then I had to buy infinix and it's been joy ever since. I can dash out the Redmi to any interested party.
Boss abeg you fit dash me redmi note 9s?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Joiedevivre: 3:04pm On Aug 10, 2020
Nellsworld:

U have a software update and u dey complain abt hanging
This isn't my first Xiaomi sir. I will make the update to see if there's changes as regards it.

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