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Politics › Re: Governors Pass Vote Of Confidence On Adeosun And Udoma by joinnow: 9:23pm On Sep 22, 2016

Do we still have Governor?!
Last time I check all Governors are on recession

Family › Re: The Desperation To Get Married by joinnow: 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2016

proddey:
1. You're really not meeting people is the main reason.
2. Your job takes about 80% of your time.
3. You must want someone that wants you
etc

It all depends on what you Want.
Assuming you want a nurse as wife
Step to take.
1. Go to general hospital or top 10 hospital in your vicinity with a friend
2. Stay at the gate and choice the one you want
3. Follow the nurse to her ward
4. Book a date with her provided you ask her if she not married yet.
If unsuccessful
Repeat the cycle.
This is just the easy format bro grin

Note you are not perfect so even in your widest dream do not expect a perfect woman tongue

Crime › Re: Guy Beaten For Stealing A Phone In Warri (graphic Photos) by joinnow: 7:48pm On Sep 17, 2016

Why misled people op.
Bangura drive is located at Sierra Leone Freetown.

Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Showcases Tayo's Spike Rush App by joinnow: 8:44am On Sep 17, 2016

Nigerian are good just provide enabling environment.

Romance › Re: Men, What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Fries Plantain Like This? by joinnow: 6:34pm On Sep 15, 2016

This just remind me of test woman are ment to undergo b4 marriage in the olding days.If they fail any the husband will deport them back and cancel the wedding.
That time no recession but they will just give the lady yam to prepare (test for waste)
If she peel the yam bark careless as in peel much white side off much.
Husband to be will conclude that she is wasteful.

Career › Re: Should I Stay In My Old Job Or Move To This New One (I Need Serious Advice) by joinnow: 8:27am On Sep 14, 2016

Why come here to give false hope.Nigeria company in recession now want to pay you more when you agitate for increase. Bros are you sure you are in present Nigeria.
huh

Science/Technology › Re: Flood In Owerri Almost Carried A Lady Away (Photos) by joinnow: 7:05pm On Sep 13, 2016

Beremx:
What are those men actual asking her?

They are asking her if she will come to their house because they have washing &drying machine.
Or they are asking her if she is OK.

Career › Re: Recession: Oil Workers Go Spiritual As Massive Sack Hits 350000 by joinnow: 7:26am On Sep 13, 2016

It Time another IBB emerge

Travel › Re: Isreal Visa by joinnow: 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2016

Can your broda pay for his accommodation. I was there last year Oct/ Nov. Tel Aviv,Herzliya, Jerusalem, Jaffa, dead sea etc.
No work they import most thing, accommodation very expensive (60k monthly in shared room) food expensive. They are always suspecting Nigeria as Terrorist. Many more
They are good IT and farm
Russian every where there .
Just like Moroccan in Holland

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Car Talk › Re: How Can I Get A Car Without Paying A Dime by joinnow: 9:16pm On Sep 12, 2016

Ask Google

Politics › Re: Buhari Invites Newspaper Editors. "A Package" To Be Given Out - Sahara Reporters by joinnow: 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2016

hope its not what I am insinuating ( last warning to all editor

Career › Re: Helmet Colours And Categories Of Workers That Wear Them by joinnow: 8:58pm On Sep 12, 2016

Op but why now cry

Now NDA go know who to kidnapp when they enter site

Investment › Re: Nigerians Ignore SEC's Warning On MMM, Say "MMM Is Not A Scam" by joinnow: 8:17pm On Sep 12, 2016

I think of life and risk as the same thing. Everything about life is a risk. You could get into an accident or become ill at any moment.
I know I know of
Business that have fail
Politicians that lost election
You could get into an accident
You could become ill at any moment
Bird perch on tree branch not because the bird trust that the tree branch will carry it weight but because the bird trust its wing will carry even when the branch break.
Invest recoup your capital and trade with your profit.

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Family › Re: I Thank God I Didn't Marry Her by joinnow: 7:02pm On Sep 12, 2016

To all the beautiful women in the world

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Celebrities › Re: Obianuju Video: Photos Of Flavour With A Model In Bikini Make Fans To React by joinnow: 10:06am On Sep 12, 2016

Baby mama uploading 99.9%

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Family › Re: My brother is driving me nut - How Should I Handle This Family Issue? by joinnow: 11:33pm On Sep 11, 2016

U really try, i hail u.I wish I have a senior broda like u.
That aside.
My advice

1.From ur post he said you should give him 6months to enabled him buy his car.
Question is it up to six months he started driving for uber?
If yes u remind him of the initial oral agreements.
If no fix the car and let him complete his 6 months.
Then you can retrieve it car.
2. I want to assume he is saving the 700k in another of his account.if so no wahala
If not
It hard time to quizzes him if he do drugs? Or his Bea is milking him seriously. Or play gamble huh

Food › Re: Bag Of Rice May Sell For N40,000 By December - Minister Of State For Agriculture by joinnow: 8:56pm On Sep 11, 2016

the only President that rule twice and caused recession twice. 1983 & 2016.
Mathematically represented
President^2 = Recession ^2 { blame Shagari x Jonathan}

Education › Re: Recession: Lagos Parents Withdraw Kids From Private Schools by joinnow: 7:51pm On Sep 11, 2016

.the only President that rule twice and caused recession twice. 1983 & 2016.
Mathematically represented
President^2 = Recession ^2 { blame Shagari x Jonathan}

Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Plantain In Akwa Ibom - PICS by joinnow: 9:03pm On Sep 10, 2016

Always blaming

Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Plantain In Akwa Ibom - PICS by joinnow: 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2016

All this Nlander go back and scrutinized history.the only President that rule twice and caused recession twice. 1983 & 2016.
He never disappoint

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Kehinde Wiley, Nigerian Talented Naturalistic Painter Making Waves In The US by joinnow: 8:25pm On Sep 09, 2016

Cool

Politics › Re: Engineers To Begin Work At Mambilla Hydro-power Project by joinnow: 8:11pm On Sep 09, 2016

Hope they complete it. Project proposal was submitted in 2008 wow 8 years after common dam and hydro power Nigeria no fit finish

I was at Gembu then also note Mambilla is the highest point in Nigeria Chilling weather.higher than Jos.

Computers › Re: . by joinnow(op): 4:04pm On Sep 09, 2016

Lexusgs430:
You must be the cheapest delivery service in Nigeria. You would personally deliver for only N500? Wow, that is either dedication or determination..........

Planned to spend the weekend in lagos so should have use the opportunity to bring along the hard drive.

Computers › Re: . by joinnow(op): 1:11pm On Sep 08, 2016*

Computers › . by joinnow(op): 11:06am On Sep 08, 2016*

Sold

Health › Re: Scare Of Lassa Fever Looms In UNIJOS by joinnow: 10:00pm On Sep 07, 2016

musicwriter:
This is not a natural disease but a creation of western pharmaceutical companies. And when you understand why Nigeria with its large population never escapes such virus scare, you'll understand what I'm talking about.

You have to ask yourself where these so called new diseases are coming from. The other time it was SARS then Ebola, and now Lassa fever.

How come humanity survived millions of years without antibiotics?

How come these so called new diseases are coming out more often when sanitation has actually improved for humanity?

How come there're more incurable diseases today than 5,000 years ago?

Capitalism has come full circle, so now we're back to slavery- Neo-capitalist slavery.

See your life.
SARS was first discovered in China in 2002.
Lassa first discovered in lassa village Borno 1969.
Ebola first discovered Ib 1976 near Ebola river Congo.

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Crime › Re: 8 In 10 Nigerian Women In Italy Are Sex Trafficking Victims by joinnow: 9:38pm On Sep 07, 2016

omonla10:
This statistics is so fake. I have blood sisters., aunts, friends in Italy.. Over 20 of them.. And they're all nurses, pastors, civil servants and so on.. How long will these people continue to destroy Nigeria's reputation.. This is so unfair walahi..

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Crime › Re: 8 In 10 Nigerian Women In Italy Are Sex Trafficking Victims by joinnow: 9:33pm On Sep 07, 2016

Moreoffaith:
Most of them do not know they are going for sex slave until they get there.

Keep quiet.
99% know

Politics › Re: Why Blogger Emenike Iroegbu Was Arrested - Abia Govt by joinnow: 9:24pm On Sep 07, 2016

Pls bloggerw use your head joor,time are critical now. See below is applicable in Nigeria from 2015 -2019

Romance › Re: Soon-to-be Bride & Her Crew Dressed As Sailors In Bikinis by joinnow: 9:09pm On Sep 07, 2016

Chick laps shocked

Christianity Etc › Re: Girl Uses Her School Fees To Sow Seed Of Faith In Church by joinnow: 9:01pm On Sep 07, 2016

This is what happen to the girl in question.
See below

Politics › Re: Four Soldiers Drown In In Bayelsa In Boat Mishap by joinnow: 9:56pm On Sep 05, 2016

They should change their coded name joor. How come crocodile smile soldier no fit swim. They should learn from navy seal. One requirement is u can swim none stop for 1,000 m.
Screening Test and ends with a more demanding Physical Screening Test, one that includes a timed four-mile run and a timed 1,000-meter swim

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