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Pets › Re: Photos: Dog Graduates From Puppy's Training by joinnow: 11:28pm On Jan 26, 2016
most guide Dog(for blind people), work dogs, search &rescue dog etc graduate from puppy school.
when will Nigeria Kennel include this in their services. cry cry cry
I remember one dog that will bark at every thing,chase lizard,chase chicken,chase okada. to a point okada avoid to ply that route etc but if it pass through this puppy school will behave well,socialize and will have learnt the basic dog command like sit etc grin grin grin
Business › Re: Have Any Questions On The Mining Industry In Nigeria? Ask Me by joinnow: 8:32am On Jan 25, 2016
I know some farm in Bauchi where you scratch the soil and you see lot of emarald etc blue, green shining stones. Do you know of any investor that interested in mining it.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Power Behind Sex by joinnow: 2:04pm On Dec 23, 2015
@op:
What happen to prostituteshuhhuhhuh??both male & female undecided cry
Business › Re: You Too Can Raise A Capital To Start Your Dream Business. by joinnow:
Hello Cap1,
Pls send
Family › Re: I Killed 2 Scorpions In My Room This Morning by joinnow: 12:43pm On Nov 17, 2015
Pls you all should stop posting I kill this I kill that in my room. It depict
1. you might be careless
2.your environment is dirty
3.you are living in jungle
4.you might be a hunter
5.you don't have any thing good to post.
Note the world is viewing your post and it depict bad image for our country Nigeria.
Tomorrow when you travel abroad they ask you which country did you come from you will happily say Nigeria the next thing you will hear is which animal did you kill in your room before coming to my country grin grin grin
Pets › Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by joinnow: 9:32pm On Aug 31, 2015
Adverts › Re: Interest Free Loan Without Collateral For All by joinnow:
Hello @ Newdawn09 I need more information on and many thanks
Autos › Re: This Is 100% Legit And We’d Love To Sell This Honda Pilot This Weekend by joinnow(op): 3:55pm On May 22, 2015
morningsta:
How much??
1.4mlm
Autos › Re: This Is 100% Legit And We’d Love To Sell This Honda Pilot This Weekend by joinnow(op): 3:16pm On May 22, 2015
more picture Also has xeno headlight

Autos › This Is 100% Legit And We’d Love To Sell This Honda Pilot This Weekend by joinnow(op):
FOR QUICK SALE
Basic Info About Car:
MODEL: HONDA PILOT EX YR: 2003
CONDITION: GOOD,W/Leather seat, ROOF DVD and Factory Ac
Contact Owner:
Phone:
Things that ARE included with this car:
1- power door locks (keyless entry)
2- 4 doors
3- tinted windows
4- you know Japan make reliable cars (right?)
5- car freshener (I have to confirm she’s okay including this because it smells REALLY good)
6- Overall it drives well but it’s not in mint condition.
Yes, this is 100% legit and we’d love to sell this car this weekend

Health › Re: Please From Which Pharmacy Can I Purchase Dhea And Pregnenolone by joinnow: 6:22pm On May 17, 2015
Alpha Pharmacy & Stores LtdPharmacies and Medical Supplies - Lagos Directory Online
www.lagosdirectoryonline.com/.../Pharmacies_Medical_Supplies_Stores.ht...
Alpha Pharmacy and Stores Limited Address: 2B Alabi Street, Off Toyin Street, Ikeja Phone: +234 1 8119747, 6649421. E-mail: info@alphapharmacyltd.com
Car Talk › Re: what will you do if you got This Car As A Gift ? by joinnow: 10:01pm On Mar 20, 2015
This ride go good for Lagos road. I believe those bus driver we don take paraga and monkey tail come near you they go dey no bi person go tell them to avoid you because d car is ready to bite and swallow without trace grin
Food › Re: Funny Cooking Blunders; Share Your Experience by joinnow: 9:06am On Mar 20, 2015
Do you know one married woman always peel an drop in maggi like that without squeezing it.the husband always end up picking it thinking it small particles of meat but unfortunately the husband will shout another maggi again. grin
Celebrities › Re: Julius Aghahowa's 13 Year Old Daughter Releases Her First Book by joinnow: 7:10pm On Nov 28, 2014
englishmart:
She's 13 but taller than my 20year old girlfriend
cheesy
Celebrities' children looking more mature than their ages since the days of Noah
first are you base in UK, most food is genetically modify which also genetically affect their growth.
have you ever wonder why eg Holland people are tall they consume to many modified food cheese from genetically modified cow.milk etc this definitely have impact on their growth.
Car Talk › Re: When You Hit Or Kill Someone While Driving: What's The Right Thing To Do? by joinnow: 8:00pm On Oct 29, 2014
one happen last year or so.
The car driver mistakely kill the okada man. He rush to Police station to report and while there the hausa relative of the dead okada man came to the police station while there he was asking when is responsible for the dead of his brother the police showed him the man that killed his brother unknowing to the police the Aboki has a poison daga with him at once stab the man and he died too.
Lesson learnt :As for me depending on th circumstance run first and return later when the situation is calm. but is its only you and the decease then stop take the dead to mortuary and the contact his relative.
Business › Re: Ever Been Disappointed By An ATM Machine? Share Your Experiences by joinnow: 7:57am On Sep 28, 2014
One navy official was causing commotion in a bank one day but the bank settle him.he was posted to base and went to the bank to withdraw money for his transportation. Unfortunately the atm debit him 20k without paying and that was the last money on his account. So why won't him cause commotion. Lesson 1 always have back up.ie at at lest 5K at home& In your wallet hidden somewhere like 1k. Lesson 2 have reorder level. Don't wait till your last lobo before withdrawing.why Nigeria like fire brigade things grin
Romance › Re: He Disturbs Me With Generator Because I Said No To Him by joinnow: 2:01pm On Jul 29, 2014
1. You can buy wire like 500 give it to landlord so that electrician can add to his already shorten wire. Or Get a medical report stating that you are allergic to fume and could make you asthmatic. Take it to the Nearest police station. Then when he put on the gen let the police visit to see the close proximity. Trust Naija police they go seize. The gen
Romance › Re: What Things In Common Do You Have With Your Partner? by joinnow: 8:24pm On Jul 08, 2014
Just opposite or say compliment grin grin grin
Family › Re: Operation No To Househelps 2014 by joinnow: 7:24pm On Dec 18, 2013
stagger: OP,

God bless you for this post. Ever since my dad's office enemies nearly had our entire family poisoned through our house-help when I was a kid, I have had a complete aversion to them for like forever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV_5bNFbX0g

If this video does not shock you, then you have not imagined the serious damage that these househelps can do.
this is small compare to what the house help did to my brother small baby used broom shick and pork into the boy eyes evry time water gushing out of baby eye alast she confess that Aunty beat her and she carry out her revenge on the little baby.
I have explain to my wife still yet she insist on having house help. Despite the fact she is full time house wife.
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Buy Used Car Rather Than Buying A New Car? by joinnow: 6:19pm On Dec 18, 2013
Toyota Cars Prices
Here are the prices for Toyota vehicles as published by Globe motors:
•Toyota Land Cruiser SUV – N8,000,000
•Toyota Prado SUV – N7.1 million
•Toyota Corolla – N2.36 million
•Toyota Camry – N5.88 million
•Toyota Avensis – N4.25 million
•Toyota Yaris – N2,200,000
•Toyota Avanza – N4.25 million
•Toyota RAV4 SUV – N5.56 million
•Toyota Hilus Pickup – N3.0 million
•Toyota Dyna Truck – N5.56 million
•Toyota Previa – N7.15 million
•Toyota Hiace Bus – N3.3 million
•Toyota Coaster Bus – N7.65 million
copy from naijatehguide may be its still valid i mean the price
Romance › Re: I Suspect My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me! by joinnow: 2:50pm On Dec 09, 2013
Its hard time
we start our Naija cheaters version.
Any biz partner available to join me.
Biz start up

I chevrolet bus
3 camcorder
1 camera
1 Private detative/invistigator
Nairaland General › Re: Etisalat Mast Power Generator Causing A Nuisance by joinnow: 3:36pm On Nov 13, 2013
there is similar incident that happen. A tenant bought 5loader and started terrorising the compund with noise. After several warning the closest neighbour got a medical report that state that the noise is causing him one health disorder i have forgetten and he reported to the nearest police station.
Police came confirm by sending korofo on mufti then on the 2 day they came and arrest the 5 loader and also arrest the tenant for public disturbance.

My advise Get a good lawyer
NYSC › Re: What Are The Favours You Gain As A Corp Member by joinnow: 9:37am On Oct 17, 2013
Serve as sokoto state
Free lift always
Free drinks at Mammy market
Meet one of Saghari son from then on free Fish whenever we meet at Mammy market.
I was given free room but I rejected the offer because I relocated to town from the.................
Politics › Re: Cable Car Project On The Verge Of Completion – Fashola by joinnow: 12:12pm On Oct 08, 2013
Its a welcome development but I am a bit worried considering Nigeria Maintenance culture.
Beside wont they overload it with people and goods like BRT.

Travel › Re: Intercontinental Lagos - Tallest Hotel In West-Africa - Launched by joinnow: 9:42pm On Sep 30, 2013
I hope they have learn from Kenya incident.
Car Talk › Re: What Car Speed Can You Comfortably Maintain? by joinnow: 4:56pm On Sep 16, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Who be this one again na...



Abeg park well or I overtake you! angry
[/quote]I am talking from experience please.

Please all young ones in the house there is no trophy for overspeeding OOOOOOOO
Car Talk › Re: What Car Speed Can You Comfortably Maintain? by joinnow: 4:45pm On Sep 16, 2013
Dear All,
We are in mber months and the tendencies is that Nigerian like to travel alots.
Please this topic is tempting huh huh huh huh

Please value your life and the life of others with you in your car, in other cars, or walking on the road?

overspeeding is one of the major cause of accident in Nigeria road.

In Nigeria road 60-80km per hour is ok in most highway.
Remember if you do 180,200,220 /hr the person maintaing 80km will catch up with you huh?How you may ask.

If you do 140-180km let say you are going from Lagos to PH and you stop over at Benin to eat. before you finishing eating those trailer and truck that were doing 80km will meet you at benin.
So what are you rushing forhuhhuhhuh
Please slow and steady will the race.
Better be late than never. grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create People Before Adam And Eve? by joinnow: 1:59pm On Sep 13, 2013
source JW
Our Readers Ask . . .
Where Did Cain Find His Wife?
▪ “If Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel, where did Cain’s wife come from?” Although this is often asked as a trick question by Bible skeptics, the Bible does provide sufficient detail to give a satisfactory answer.
Genesis chapters 3 and 4 present the following information: (1) Eve was “the mother of everyone living.” (2) Time elapsed between the birth of Cain and his offering the sacrifice that was rejected by God. (3) Following his banishment to become “a wanderer and a fugitive,” Cain worried that ‘anyone finding him’ might try to kill him. (4) God set up a sign to protect Cain, indicating that either his siblings or other relatives might try to kill him. (5) “Afterward,” Cain had intercourse with his wife in “the land of Fugitiveness.”—Genesis 3:20; 4:3, 12, 14-17.
From the above, we can rightly conclude that Cain’s wife was a descendant of Eve born on an unknown date. Genesis 5:4 acknowledges that during his 930 years of life, Adam “became father to sons and daughters.” Of course, the Bible does not specify that Cain’s wife was Eve’s daughter. Indeed, the fact that she is mentioned after Cain’s banishment indicates that enough time had passed that she could even have been one of Adam and Eve’s granddaughters. Hence, The Amplified Old Testament describes Cain’s wife simply as “one of Adam’s offspring.”
Nineteenth-century Bible commentator Adam Clarke speculated that God’s establishing a sign as a result of Cain’s fear came about because several generations of Adam’s descendants already existed—enough “to found several villages.”
That Cain married his sister or a later female descendant of Adam through the marriage of any of Adam’s sons or daughters is viewed by some societies today as unthinkable. This is usually because of societal taboos or fear of genetic defects. Nevertheless, F. LaGard Smith comments in The Narrated Bible in Chronological Order: “It is altogether likely that these first brothers and sisters enter into marriages with each other, despite the sense of inappropriateness which would be felt should that occur in following generations.” Also, it is noteworthy that it was not until Moses received God’s laws for the nation of Israel in 1513 B.C.E. that intercourse between such close relatives was specifically forbidden.—Leviticus 18:9, 17, 24.
Today, we are millenniums away from the perfection once possessed by our original parents. The effect that genetics and heredity have on us might not have been a factor for them. Furthermore, recent studies, such as one published in the Journal of Genetic Counseling, show that unions between first cousins face lower risks of having children with birth defects than is widely perceived. Reasonably, such issues would not have been a serious concern during Adam’s life span or even prior to Noah’s day. Thus, we can conclude that Cain’s wife was one of his female relatives.
Culture › Re: Do You Believe In African Bullet Proof? by joinnow: 2:21am On Aug 16, 2013
I hope you all never forget omobatse The Nasarawa/SSS death.What do you think happen,
Also ask any one from Ogoni etc
Culture › Re: Do You Believe In African Bullet Proof? by joinnow: 2:03am On Aug 16, 2013
It does exits,i am giving you two experience
One happen in Kano state.
One Aboki did the medicine.
The efficacy even affect his shirt. his body always worn out his cloth.
one day he had an accident and was rush to hospital the nurse try to give him injection all the needles of the syring broke b4 the Aboki confess he did the Jazz.

Other one happen in Imo state.
the driver to the then Govenor testified that when he is driving with the governor. He observed thru the car mirrow that sometime the Governor will disappear and later appear. This made him to resign.
Car Talk › Re: What Kind Of Car Can I Get For #200,000(naira). by joinnow: 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2013
Get like more N200,000k ie N400,000 contact Cashmire 22997034096. He will get a good student car for you @ cotonuo. Only go with 20k when to cotonuo when you see what you like and the price is ok. Then you can pay him.
Car Talk › Re: Tricks Vulcanisers Use To Defraud Motorists by joinnow: 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2013
I bought the below mention. from Amazon amount $11.87 which is equal to N1,900.One thousand nine hundred naira only.
Accutire MS-4441GB Talking Digital Tire Pressure Gauge, English and Spanish

Also note that almost all car manual state you should get your own tire pressure guage............
But beacuse most of us don't even sit down and read our car manual to see must have in your car.

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