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Politics › Re: Dasukigate: I Won't Come To Court, Unless You Abduct Me - Dasuki by joinnow: 5:17pm On Mar 24, 2016
I see the ✋ of ibb giving him liver, he is one of ibb boy's. Also don't forget his detain release detain is like witch hunting
Family › Re: I Used The Vaginal Fluid Of The 138 Girls I Had Sex With For Rituals Man by joinnow: 4:40pm On Mar 24, 2016
Something similar happened in Nigeria, what they do is check into hotel they carry uni girls and hid the tissue papers after bleeping the said sorry no tissue paper and hand over a clean white handkerchief for her to wipe off after which they take the handkerchief to their ritual contact
Crime › Re: Photos Of The Beheaded Abia State University Students by joinnow: 10:47pm On Mar 14, 2016
See the first one wear big cross,i am now suspecting all those that wear cross
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Dikko-Umaru Radda As SMEDAN DG by joinnow: 10:09pm On Mar 14, 2016
Is he related to the Dikko that was put in crate and about to be bundled to Nigeria
Agriculture › Re: A Nairalander's Tour To The Farms And Major Markets In The Northern Nigeria. by joinnow: 9:16pm On Mar 11, 2016
abbyyzino:
So true, Sadauna LGA, goats and honey are very cheap in that place. I was at gembu 2 years ago, went for hols at mambilla plateau in gembu, the coldest point in Nigeria #memories
Correct the coldest point in Nigeria. Was there 2006 Obansanjo and Atiku has farm there. Their cow is like Kenya cow very fresh .they also has boundary with Cameroon but no price goat or cow.when there for water project manbilla
Agriculture › Re: Start Agriculture And Export Business , Get Your Soft Copy For Free!!! by joinnow:
Could you pls send to angry
Health › Re: I Don’t Want To Die Like This – Woman Shot, Abandoned At Luth By SARS (Pic) by joinnow: 6:19pm On Mar 05, 2016
money121:
cry cry
To me it seems when all the curse only affect the stomach
Education › Re: My Encounter With Group Of Cultists Today In School by joinnow: 2:09pm On Mar 04, 2016
Teophilus96:
Name of school is withheld,for security purpose.

I was in a hurry to attend a physics lab practical today.On my way I received a call,so I had to wait to answer the call for like two minutes.After I finished answering the call,a guy walked up to me; you know the usual is to shake hands,but I noticed something;I noticed he had a style of hand shake I don't know abt,and there was look of surprise in his face.The first thing he asked was ' are you not a vickings?'. O boy fear catch me .I was like 'I don't understand you ' before he could answer, another guy came to me to ask the same question. Another thing I noticed was that their eyes were wandering as if they are up to something bad.Another thing is that, I noticed was it was not just the two of them but many of them all at different positions; All eyes was on me.O boy fear catch me die.
As a smart boy,I started wondering in my mind what might have attracted this 'O it was my dress code;Red and black ,eh! O boy I don die'
The second guy asked me the question I was expecting'why are you putting on this code' As fear catch me reach I was like ' sorry let me pull it off' .The next thing I heard was 'I hope you are with a condom if not I will f**** your yansh like that' I nearly fainted .
And thanks be to God one of them from a corner told them 'Leave him he is a freshman'

I have never in my life had this kind of experience before. But it thought me something I never knew- Don't you ever put on a red and black combination in the school.
Freshman not only red and black just know all their colours like 7 combination and avoid it. Also avoid socks that that flash their color
Autos › Re: My Wonderful Experience With Mr Tadeus by joinnow: 6:04pm On Feb 23, 2016
Hello Tadeus,
Pls what is the price for 2002 4runner sport to Lagos fully paid Custom duty.
Car price
Duty paid
Total=
Also could you find out the price for 22"s Rim
What is the cost for 2005 Toyota corolla
Business › Re: Greedy Nigerians Cashing In On The Rising Dollar Exchange Rate by joinnow: 3:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
EnterPRO:
the one I don't understand is pure water. why should price of water double overnight? even in Lagos.

are we importing that one too?
They import the nylon
Agriculture › Re: The 2nd Most Prolific Animals!!! by joinnow: 12:24pm On Feb 22, 2016
joinnow:
OP,they are looking healthy, pls share your the components of your feeds and what percentage proportion. Do you engaged the service of vet? Etc. I was once into Rabbit in small scale some years ago before I relocated.
Agriculture › Re: The 2nd Most Prolific Animals!!! by joinnow: 10:50am On Feb 22, 2016
They are looking healthy, pls share your the components of your feeds and what percentage proportion. Do you engaged the service of vet? Etc. I was once into Rabbit in small scale some years ago before I relocated.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Church Banner I Saw On My Way In Portharcourt by joinnow: 1:16pm On Feb 21, 2016
Zico5:
Good, but this can only be seen and found in south east of Nigeria. Kudos. Breakthrough and miracle hours as if we re selling a lucrative materials
It's in south south.
Port Harcourt
Politics › Re: Buhari Produced Most Embarrassing Budget In History- Saharareporters by joinnow: 12:50am On Feb 18, 2016
It like people are yet to know sai baba, coming weeks expect some replacement in ministry as a result of the budget brouhaha.he is looking for replacement
Crime › Re: Native Doctor Kills Two Brothers Seeking Bullet-proof Protection (pictured) by joinnow: 12:36am On Feb 18, 2016
Foolish vs wickedness
Only Jah will help us grin
Romance › Re: Married Woman Gives 22-Year-Old Lover Overdose Of Sex Drugs, Abandons Him by joinnow: 10:25am On Feb 17, 2016
misspicy:
God catch him tongue eating from same pot with his elders undecided

BTW why are they looking for the woman, did she tie a rope to his neck? was it not a consensual relationship?

abeg leave matter for Matthias undecided
They are looking for her because
It is now intentions to kill
Travel › Re: Wow! See Where An African Migrant Was Caught Hiding In Spain [photo] by joinnow: 11:25am On Feb 14, 2016
human unpredictable
Pets › Re: I Released 9 Dogs To Be Sold From The Cage by joinnow: 10:12pm On Feb 12, 2016
Pray he no use the money you drop as point of contact to your down fall in life and more problems when he go drop d 7k with juju man
Ordinary you give someone money like in village they go take go take am block ur progress not to talk of annoying someone.
Did you ever think he might have bought it on credit.? Go and confess sharp sharp and compensate him.
Agriculture › Re: Why I Want To Quit Farming This Year And My Plan For 2016 by joinnow: 12:48pm On Feb 11, 2016
jasper7:
My 2nd project for the year... Is my foreign exchange project. Setting up a cocoa plantation. I need cocoa money. Cocoa is the biggest non-oil export.

I used to be afraid of cocoa farming because of the disease issue. But I have been doing my research and things are looking good.
I have serious interest in the hard currency it attracts and my children will be born to inherit my investment.

5,000 hectares by 2020 is the target.
Can I do it? Yes? No? I think I can
Hello Jasper,
When are we going to get our wealth creation model right. Must we always produce raw material for other nation to convert OK finish goods. Soon cocoa price will fall like oil and nobody will want to buy rather let think of converting our already raw materials eg cocoa to finish product. Instead of only thing in thinking of producing raw materials
Politics › Re: Lagos Loses Investors To Ogun by joinnow: 9:31am On Feb 11, 2016
Lagos problem is proper town planning development.lagos still have massive undeveloped land joor. Ikorodu,Epe,Ibeju Badagry etc still not congested. Investors are tired of Lagos brouhaha
Travel › Re: Ever Forgotten Your Balance With A Commercial Bus Conductor? by joinnow: 12:46pm On Feb 10, 2016
nenergy:
For those of us who haven’t gotten our own rides yet, jumping buses everyday can be tiring and risky.
By risky I mean the possibility of;
1. having your nicely starched and ironed shirt stained.
2 .Getting a nasty cut from pieces of metal sticking out from those rickety “danfo” buses.
3. And most dreadfully; forgetting your balance with the bus conductor.lol

Forgetting your balance with a commercial bus conductor can be very painful, especially if you’ve been screaming “Conductor, my change o!” Some conductors deliberate stall to make you forget. Sometimes we fiddle away at our mobile phones (facebook, NL, BBM) and make conductors smile.

Just yesterday a colleague forgot his N500 while rushing to meet the staff bus. Personally the highest amount I have forgotten is N400. Chai, the thing pain me o, it was my “last card” (cash at hand). I’d slept off in traffic; I woke up when the conductor shouted my bus stop. I alighted and good-bye N400.

So how much have you forgotten with a commercial bus conductor and why did you forget?
Hello Op, for your information about 20% or more of people that use public transport have car but prefer to use public transportation for some reason most especially in Lagos. Some of the reason is traffic,stress of driving,not knowing the direction to where you are going, fear of lastman,car undergoing repair,etc.pls don't have that wrong notion.op do you know that overseas people prefer public transport despite they have cars reason is because it is economical
Travel › Re: Ever Forgotten Your Balance With A Commercial Bus Conductor? by joinnow: 11:35pm On Feb 09, 2016
nenergy:
For those of us who haven’t gotten our own rides yet, jumping buses everyday can be tiring and risky.
By risky I mean the possibility of;
1. having your nicely starched and ironed shirt stained.
2 .Getting a nasty cut from pieces of metal sticking out from those rickety “danfo” buses.
3. And most dreadfully; forgetting your balance with the bus conductor.lol

Forgetting your balance with a commercial bus conductor can be very painful, especially if you’ve been screaming “Conductor, my change o!” Some conductors deliberate stall to make you forget. Sometimes we fiddle away at our mobile phones (facebook, NL, BBM) and make conductors smile.

Just yesterday a colleague forgot his N500 while rushing to meet the staff bus. Personally the highest amount I have forgotten is N400. Chai, the thing pain me o, it was my “last card” (cash at hand). I’d slept off in traffic; I woke up when the conductor shouted my bus stop. I alighted and good-bye N400.

So how much have you forgotten with a commercial bus conductor and why did you forget?
Hello Op, for your information about 20% or more of people that use public transport have car but prefer to use public transportation for some reason most especially in Lagos. Some of the reason is traffic,stress of driving,not knowing the direction to where you are going, fear of lastman,car undergoing repair,etc.pls don't have that wrong notion.op do you know that overseas people prefer public transport despite they have cars reason is because it is economical
Jokes Etc › Re: Okada Sleeps On The Bed, Man On The Floor by joinnow: 6:40pm On Feb 07, 2016
This does happen.know of someone who wash his bike like every hour,when it rain he will not ride it and many more I can't recall now.
Family › Re: How Do You Deal With Spouses That Have Different Opinion About Family And Life? by joinnow: 10:55am On Feb 07, 2016
liefdesverhaal:
I am a regular user of this forum. For the sake of privacy and objectivity... I have to start a new tread.

I need the opinion of mature and especially married people.

I am a man in my middle thirties, Married with 2 kids(One with another woman). I am in a dilemma. I am married to a Woman that have different view of life. We are from different culture and educational background. We see life differently. I am a quite, conservative, loyal, and kind but very principle Man whereas my wife is very open, extrovert, kind, and care free person but She is very very disrespectful and abusive. She abuses even in public without knowing the implication of her actions.

I believe in Family union and the sanctity of Marriage. I believe that a Man is the head of a family and the provider and protector of the family. My wife believe that a Man should be the provider of the family while she takes control of the family.

Perhaps it is too much to describe but how do i make my wife to see life the way I am seeing it? I want a simple, quite, private life that I will love, cherish my wife above any other thing.

I want to go back to school to obtain a degree perhaps Maters degree but my wife just want me to provide for the family without pursuing my dreams or career. She is not interested in anything I want to do as long as it does not affect the family income.

I have thought of leaving her but the idea that I have a child with before with another woman without marriage, then another child with her(Which I love so much) scare the living daylight out of me.

I have tried talking with her about my fears and worries but that seems not to help. I have contracted other people for advice but nothing is helping.

I am scared of starting a new family after 2 kids with two different women. How do I make this woman to see life from my angle(I am willing for concession)?

When I was a child, I planned for a wife that will love and adore me... Support my dreams and take care of the family... But it seems I am having opposite of this right now.

This is a true life story... Please help a brother...
I recommend
1.total woman by marable morgan for her
2. Men are from Mars women are from Venus by John gray for you to read
3. Drop your email I will send you the third book
Also remember that for family to be successful you need the tripod cord in your marriage. God + husband + wife
Forum Games › Re: Can You Find The 6 Words Hidden In This Picture by joinnow: 7:12pm On Feb 03, 2016
Tiles,as in kitchen floor
Cord as in TV cord
Cat check cat tail
Strap check mop the man is holding
Fashion › Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by joinnow: 2:24pm On Feb 03, 2016
That is how China started to date China is still copying
Christianity Etc › Re: What I Learnt In Church Today by joinnow: 6:27pm On Feb 01, 2016
Also similar to a story from facebook. A cripple driver mistakely open his car booth.He saw someone passing and ask the person to assist by closing the boot. My guy just para and was raining insult on the driver by the time he got closer the car he then notice the driver is a cripple. He started apologizing and was saying sorry man.
Nairaland General › Re: Fuel Tanker Falls On Lagos-ibadan Expressway,catches Fire In The Process. Photos by joinnow: 9:58pm On Jan 28, 2016
Beside blaming govt for not providing good road, cargo train etc.
It's hard time we have more trailer /truck driving school and also yearly refresher course. Most truck drivers in Nigeria never attended truck driving school.
Besides most trucks in Nigeria road are outdated, tyre poorly or over inflated.also the need of having back up driver beside motor boy.
Before I forget in Netherlands at the outer part of the road there is something they engrave on the road that even if you are driving and feeling drowsy by the time you are about to go off-road the noise from the engraving will wake you up.
Why is Nigeria still in infant stage in every thing
Car Talk › Re: Auto Or Manual Car As Taxi? by joinnow: 1:09pm On Jan 27, 2016
LastSurvivor:
How many taxi or commercial bus av u entered that has auto transmission as gearhuh

Next question pls
In Nigeria manual
Oversea automatic
Pets › Re: Six Good Ostrich For Sale At Affordable Price!!! by joinnow: 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2016
How much is one and your location

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