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Crime › Re: Man Caught Smoking Weed Inside Church In Port Harcourt by joinnow: 10:23am On Dec 03, 2021
Guy go pay homage
And to Praise grin
HIM that make it grow.
Cos if HE did not make it grow dam nigger won't see it or have it to smoke
Crime › Re: Insecurity: Ben Adaji Urges IGP To Grant Nigerians Gun Licences by joinnow: 1:03pm On Nov 29, 2021
Will this woman face IGP agree
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Present NIN Before Using Restaurants - Pantami by joinnow: 9:20am On Nov 28, 2021
Razgas:
so are we saying we shouldn't even try to get it right? Even in Ghana you can't do anything without the National ID.

Bro... Buhari is a bigot and pantami is a potential terrorist but I don't fault any of them with this NIN. If nothing else, it will help to protect against illegal immigration
So you are telling me that
In Ghana I have to present my National ID card to buy wanke.
Bros be serious for once na.

National ID card is important if done the right way but what has Nigeria got Right
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Present NIN Before Using Restaurants - Pantami by joinnow: 9:16am On Nov 28, 2021
dre11:
Nigerians Should Present National Identity Number Even Before Using Restaurant – Buhari’s Minister, Pantami Speaks On Insecurity



http://saharareporters.com/2021/11/27/nigerians-should-present-national-identity-number-even-using-restaurant-%E2%80%93-buhari%E2%80%99s
Is it for REAL
Career › Re: Cyber Security Or Web Development- Advice Please by joinnow: 5:28pm On Nov 27, 2021
chimebuka90:
Greetings everyone,

Please I need a candid advice on the skill to settle for between Cyber security or Web development, I want to register for the course but am kinder confused on the one that has prospect and can sustain me, please your reasons for any of them and the career prospects. Thank you for your valuable advice

I await your responses as I will act on them

Please help push this to the front page I really need this advice �
Go for cyber security.
With the way boys are attacking Nigeria bank websites etc and worldwide need of the skill set it's go to go.
Webdevelopment or design don yapa besides many software and ready-made template full everywhere.
Politics › Re: Gani Adams: Bandits, Kidnappers Have Relocated To Kwara, Kogi by joinnow: 4:26pm On Nov 27, 2021
iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/bandits-kidnappers-ve-relocated-to-kwara-kogi-gani-adams/
Henceforth
They are TERRORIST and not bandits according to the recent ruling
Phones › Re: Your Thoughts On This Pencil Drawing by joinnow: 4:12pm On Nov 27, 2021
Take pictures of your favorites artist and artress. Like 5each and draw them and send it as gift to then through DHL or FedEx with your business card.
Romance › Re: Your Advice Needed Here Please by joinnow: 4:07pm On Nov 27, 2021
Rich4eva11:
Good day dear fellow Nairalanders, please forgive my grammar. How do y'all forgive yourselves when you act stupid without knowing you're being stupid all in the name of love, most especially when this stupidity cost you so much Fortune, a fortune that can do something tangible in your life. Please advise me
Write out in a sheet of paper.
The stupid thing you did.
Then on another paper write out the thing you will do in line with your relationship goals.
Tire the first one and forgive yourself.
The say this affirmation twice daily for 25 days.
I am a wise man and I use my God given wisdom to better my relationship.
Business › Re: What Is The Best Financial Advisorice You Ever Received by joinnow: 3:58pm On Nov 27, 2021
Do you mean financial device or financial equipment or financial appliances or financial huh
Go and adjust the device fast....
Family › Re: Woman Is Left Close To Tears After Pals Fail To Show Up For Planned Dinner( Pix) by joinnow: 3:45pm On Nov 27, 2021
Next time they didn't come ...
Just go outside and invite all homeless around and feed them the dinner.

Truly I say to you your JOY will have no bound after that
Family › Re: My Mum Reaction To Me Doing Better Than My Brothers by joinnow: 3:41pm On Nov 27, 2021
Denvacandy:
Bros, i dont even talk about how much i make or tell them when i recieve credit alert, this my 2 brodas live far away from each other, infact we have not seen each others for close to 7months now.

Let me make this clear to you, you cannot hide money for long, people will notice you already have money.

When you dey fresh and change shoes cloth and even making crazy moves, how will they not know you already have money

I try as much as possible to hide it away from people that i have money but no.

Do you know the meaning of someone that has suffered and smells compare to when you see the person now and the smell of peff won make u hug the person? you see fresh shoes and cloths?

Shey hin go steal am ni?
You can hide money for long provided you decided to do it.
Someone I know has 28 properties does not have a car. Uses Nokia phone blue color.Wears slippers. Can trek for Africa I started thinking he did black jazz self with car.Patch his trousers on the buttocks. If you ask him for 1 Kobo he will cry more than you self. Always complain he has nothing. So he did his his wealth well and for more than 10years I have known him.
Me self start to wonder if he eats his money will he die or what.
Untill I saw CNN news of a beggar that is homeless and when city cleaner took her body away they found more than $1millon dollars inside her small belongings
Crime › Re: Lcredit Loan Shark & Black Mail, CBN Needs To Do Something by joinnow: 3:14pm On Nov 27, 2021
finalboss:
Then why message the person ?? Please think well before replying me
They are doing....
Timbo timbo base on the contact data from the borrower list
It might land on someone that know someone and the person might clear the debts
Travel › Re: Omicron: Countries That Have Banned South Africa Over New Covid Variant (List) by joinnow: 11:56am On Nov 27, 2021
NoApology:
When will Nigeria follow suit?
setting up committee to look into the matter and make recommendation in 3 months time
Crime › Re: Lcredit Loan Shark & Black Mail, CBN Needs To Do Something by joinnow: 11:36am On Nov 27, 2021
Long story short
At the end it's state

Simply ignore if you don't know the person
Family › Re: How To Spot A Fake Mattress by joinnow: 12:32am On Nov 27, 2021
Mood11:
For me any mattress that digs hole each time I sit on it is fake smiley
Exactly
Just go with one orobo friend
Tell her to sit on the foam for 5 minutes and get up.
If there is hole where she sat down on the foam then it's fake
Crime › Re: Zamfara Police Arrest Fatima Lawali With 991 Ammunition For Bandits by joinnow: 12:15am On Nov 27, 2021
WTF
Look her face no JOY
Crime › Re: Sheikh Gumi: Declaration Of Bandits As Terrorists Won’t Change Anything by joinnow: 7:13pm On Nov 26, 2021
okrote4real:
Declaring bandits as terrorists is just a decision taken for political expediency, renowned Islamic scholar, Sheikh Ahmad Gumi, has said.

According to him, “I think the Federal Government has succumbed to media blackmail by a section of the country.

“It will not have any practical value because even before the declaration they are being fought and treated as terrorists.”

The Abuja Division of the Federal High Court had declared proscribed bandit groups as terrorists.

Specifically, the court, in a ruling that was delivered by Justice Taiwo Taiwo, held that activities of Yan Bindiga and Yan Ta’adda bandit groups, constitute acts of terrorism.

Gumi
In a statement issued by Malam Tukur Mamu ,the Dan-Iyan Fika and Media Consultant to Sheikh Gumi, the Muslim scholar said: “So it’s just a nomenclature which I believe will not change the dynamics on ground.

“If you can remember, IPOB was also declared a terrorist organisation. The declaration was even backed by the order of the Court, but as you can see even the international community did not recognise FG’s declaration on IPOB.

“So it has failed to be effective or to achieve the desired results.

“They have not been banned from travelling to other countries, while their citizenship remains intact; it has not been denounced. “So what type of declaration is that?

“I sincerely hope that Nigerians will not take the herdsmen as terrorists, but should regard the criminality of the few among them against innocent people as acts of terrorism just as we see IPOB and their attacks on security agencies and other northern citizens as acts of terrorism.

“Very few herdsmen are bandits if you go through their population.

“I hope this declaration will not give the licence to people to be profiling herdsmen in general as terrorists and taking laws into their hands against them.

“It will cause more mayhem. The declaration will not change anything, it will not change the dynamics. Already the military is engaging them.

“It didn’t stop them from kidnappings and killings. The declaration will not end their aggression against the society.

‘It is a socio-political problem’
“The Fulani banditry is a socio-economic problem. We have seen it, we interacted widely with them.

“We told the federal government the way out. It can only be won through engagement, dialogue and justice.

“That is why today there is relative peace in the Niger Delta because government have accepted the painful reality of rehabilitating and empowering them.

“There has to be equitable distribution of wealth in Nigeria and justice for every one.

“People don’t want to accept it. Before the issue of banditry that now affects all of us, the Fulani have suffered so much.

“They have lost their legitimate means of livelihood; I mean their cows through cattle rustling and extortion by security agencies.

“That has to be addressed as a means of genuine reconciliation and integration. They should have sense of belonging,” Gumi said.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/breaking-declaration-of-bandits-as-terrorists-wont-change-anything-gumi/
he said if bandits are declared terrorist that Nigeria will collapse na gumi don change mouth
Education › Re: Assistant Lecturer In Lagos Or My 40k Salary In A Factory In Ibadan. by joinnow: 6:40pm On Nov 26, 2021
olufunmi01:
Good day my people, I I'll be brief in the best way. I currently work in a factory here in Ibadan which hardly give me breathing space because, I work from Monday to Saturday between 8am to 7;30pm during morning duties. I also go through night duties in this factory, in which most of the time I get sick due to stress. I am being paid 40k a month as a university graduate because I have tried getting a decent job but none was coming because I hate asking from my uncles. Now, I received a call from one of my bosses where I did my industrial training in ikeja to come and help him lecturer in some departments in Lagos State college of Health and technology where he will be paying me directly. I have always had passion for academic, during my nysc, I lectured at osun State college of Health and technology. This man has been a good mentor to me who sees my potential for teaching because God has blessed me with ability to impart knowledge. Now my question is what should I do.
If God has given you the ability to impact knowledge why will you want to go against it.
Law of manifestation has bring you to your passion path once again grab it with both hands.
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Does These 15 Things...she's Madly In Love With You. by joinnow: 10:40pm On Nov 25, 2021
Timinigf:
In a relationship , one thing that men and women relatively have in common when it comes to love, is the fear of their feelings being unreciprocated.


For men, women seem to be almost impossible to understand. The way their mind works is a mystery- and with all of the complex emotions that people can have,it can be absolutely hard to know how a woman truly feels about you .


A lot of people say that women fall in love faster than men do, but that's actually not necessarily true.


Men and women just fall in love differently, experience and show it in different ways .


So the ultimate question is"


HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHETHER OR NOT HER FEELINGS FOR YOU ARE GENUINE"??


As hard as it may be to honestly detect when a woman is genuinely in love, there are subtle giveaways to pay attention to…..


So here are a few solid signs that she is deeply in love with you!



1:

SHE WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU



A woman who loves you ....

Read full post here..

www.loverumz..com
Why will she want to Know everything about me........ Is she a monitoring spirit
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Threatens To Destroy 32 Nato Satellites To Cripple Missile Systems (Pics) by joinnow: 5:45am On Nov 25, 2021
JeffreyJunior:
Why not just do it, why give threats instead? grin

I pity small countries especially Islamic countries who may dare to act on Russia's covert incitement and get themselves wiped off the face of the earth.

There is no country as cunning as Russia. They have been giving war warnings since time immemorial but when it comes to doing stuffs, they start having talks with China and North Korea probably to incite them not knowing that Chinko people get sense.

Who are they deceiving? grin
Russian get weapon oooo
Do not play with them
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Threatens To Destroy 32 Nato Satellites To Cripple Missile Systems (Pics) by joinnow: 5:43am On Nov 25, 2021
nosiebaba:
You will destroy their 32 satellites while they will leave yours abi? Bravo�
Theirs can not hit that long range
Science/Technology › Re: Did This Generator Cause You Any Harm by joinnow: 5:35am On Nov 25, 2021
Tie mechanic head.
The printer that run it is not around and landlord need to pump water. I say make I try my power I noticed it not by power. The mechanic nearby was laughing.I ask him to help me out. The mechanic majestically come over drag turn turn tune about to start but could not remove the lever/ Turner na so the thing hit his head.
At last he was ok.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ortom, Okowa, Udom, Others At Dunamis, Kneel To Pray For Nigeria (video) by joinnow: 5:22am On Nov 25, 2021
grin prayer for Nigeria won't work period.
There is too much blood shed on the land
Education › Re: Rivers University Student Finds Rusted Zinc In The Food She Bought In The Hostel by joinnow: 4:43am On Nov 25, 2021
lipsrsealed the food vendor na witch
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Recruitment... Address Verification Field Officers by joinnow: 9:14pm On Nov 23, 2021
Those that want to go for this kind of job should just buy bicycle

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