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DamnnNiggarr:
Boko Haram cripples governance in Niger communities, fixes marital age for girls



https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/boko-haram-cripples-governance-niger-communities-fixes-marital-age-girls-391856/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Nobody is talking of the implication of the effect on light aka electricity if they capture shiroro DAM and later migrate to kainji Dam

So you have not see apple tree in mabilla gembu

Paulo3ree:
Even if you are the chief agboro in aba to always load your bus irrespective of the buses that came before yours, certainly it will not be same in the said Port Harcourt
5!!!! trips daily

Do you mean you can not do 5 times in a day. Not loading in pack bro

biggace:
Yes I understand

and you think 5 x is not feasible daily

biggace:
And you think 5 trips daily is feasible?

I mean 5 times not 10 times

Gbotun:
Na only your bus go dey load for garage?
Bros, 5 trips per day is not possible.

Ok I know where you are coming from 5 trip not 10 times.
I mean is 5 times in a day. Worst case scenario you do 2 times in a day going and returning.
Note Port Harcourt has lots of lots of customer that buy from Aba market so going is confirmed and most buyers also do waybillsof goods purchase at Aba. Only carrying load once a day from Aba to Port you are guaranteed of making 40k daily each small carton box is 250 and you have LT bus. Just make sure you deliver the goods without story and on time

jpride:
E dey sweet as u dey calculate am...
U don do transport hustle before? I sure say u never do am

Talking out of experience
Bro

biggace:
And you think 5 trips daily is feasible?

yes very feasible
the journey is suppose to be 45min
but bad road can make it 1hr 45min or less

flyinnizam:
I can't believe it myself that my brother caught a chimpanzee alive today with a trap. Everyone was amaze.

take it to vet to treat the trap wound on the leg.
then feed it properly
return it to back

PharoahIII:
I wonder if anyone can tell me what biz one can invest in to bring in say 300k every month, ideas anyone?

Buy Toyota Hummer bus put it interstates.
Daily return $$$
pH to aba goes for 1200 to 2800 per passenger. Assuming your bus is Toyota Hummer bus 14 seater. Each turn you load is 2800x 14 ~ 39k minus loading and 27 checkpoint -+ 20k profit and you do 5
x = 100k daily or 50k daily using the 1200.
100k x25 is 2.5 million monthly or 1.2mlm.
Oya go and buy Hummer bus tokunbo.
Note the road is bad

Winters23:
Quietly waiting to see how righteousness2 will manage to make apocalypse doomsday sermon out of this

let me help as a learner
just like the dog
it will be good and smart thing for all to ADOPT now to Jesus teaching before its too late.

Where is our darling Perrorist

Pmedia7787:
Just as seen

Lagos ,is about 3 times of kano, and kano itself is just about a few thousand above ibadan

But the stats according to our homes sources are different
I was on fbi page some times ago , providing infos about kano and ibadan
Which turned out to be same in population with ibadan having more roads and houses .than kano

The question is,why does the bereau Of statistics tell us a different story here

I was doing some marketing research when I saw this...so this isn't some tribal bashing

Reason they are avoiding electronic vote transmission. INEC matter aka election

This Ukrainian guy face look devilish

My guy don para

Covid 19
Covid 20
Covid 21

Delta variant
Onitsha variant
Oshogbo variant
Rano variant
Wetin person no go hear

You mean zoo want to collapse.

Lindner:
Long story!!

In an interview, I was asked to narrate a really tensed sitiation and how I navigated it.

I remembered my NYSC days, I lived inside Letmauck Cantonement, Mokola Barracks, Ibadan. Year was 2008.

The wife of an Army Officer( a Major) hired me to tutor their three young kids after school. Unknown to me, it was the woman that needed tutoring on how to read English(she couldn't read nor write). She spoke only pidgin.

We agreed the fees (weekly), and I started. She would later open up to me that she needed tutoring as well. For a relatively long time, I didnt meet the Major himself. I would have left before he returned from work. I was a teacher at St Luis Grammar school just behind the barracks.

Long story short, I started teaching the woman too after she increased my weekly fee. But I noticed the woman would rather gist with me than learn. Being a student of emotional intelligence myself, I reckoned she needed someone to gist with in that ghostly environment like the Officer's Quaters. A full time house wife and in that environment. The other end of the barrack where soldiers ans corpers live was more fun and populated . As long as I was paid, we would gist all afternoon. We soon became friends. I even stopped teaching the kids. They were super sharp, intelligent, restless and troublesome. But every Friday, she never missed my payment.

One faithful Friday afternoon, the Major came home early, that was the first time I ever saw his face. I rightly assumed all the money I was being handsomely paid came from him since the wife was a full house wife.

I stood up to greet him but I couldn't tell if he was angry, sad or just being his military self. He didn't bother to respond, he just went upstairs. His wife followed him immediately.

After about 15 minutes, he came back to join me. He asked how much I was being paid, I told him. He asked if his wife mentioned why she needed to learn how to read, I told him I assumed it was for self improvement. Meanwhile, I had been collecting money weekly for several weeks and this woman could not read jack. We would rather chat, gist and laugh.

The Major went to the TV area and gave me a card, it was their wedding invitation card in 2 weeks time. He mentioned that they never got married before the kids. In short, at the wedding, the woman would be required to read a long vow or something like that. It was a Methodist or Anglican church along Bodija.

He said, given his status both in the church and in the army, he must not be embarrassed by his wife's inability to read. That was the whole reason for the lesson that we turned into chatting sessions. He said it was mandatory that I attended to witness the result of my tutoring. The whole conversion lasted for about 10 minutes and it sounded more like subtle threats and one man trying to dominate another man.

How did the woman not mention her wedding and the real reason she was learning how to read? How could I make her read in two weeks? Should we just memorize the whole text of the program? My mind started racing. I lived at the other end of the barracks, the Major knows where I worked as well. No way I could escape. I had collected a lot of money already and I was 100% certain he would be embarrassed on that day.

I did what I could in two weeks. Attending the wedding for me was like a cow going to the slaughter. My heart was pounding and was literally in my mouth. I knew the woman could not still read even after practicing the texts many times.

It was a beautiful military wedding. I sat at the back, then two guys came and said something like "O boy, oga say make we sit beside you". Which oga? They said "Major". I knew I was in deep shit. Prior to that time, a corper colleague had to be locked up in the guard room for dating a soldier's sister. Ordinary soldier. This was a Major about to be embarrassed in front of his friends, colleagues, juniors and church members. Of course, he wouldn't beat his wife, I figured I would carry all the blame and possibly return every penny I collected.

Sitting through the wedding was the most tensed period of my entire adult life. Gruelling 3 hours!. Second was waiting for my HIV test result. Of course, she fumbled, woefully at that. It was a disaster. That moment you want to hide under the seat. The officiating minster had to take charge of the situation to save face. I'm sure he wasn't aware.

As they where matching out of the church through the guards or what do they call them. Those guys that carry sticks and couples pass under them. I was seriously looking at the Major's face. His facial expression would inform me of my likely fate. His face was always expressionless but today, it was important to read those expressions so as to know my next line of action. Either to pick the next available bus back to my state and never return or something like that. But again, there's the problem of the soldiers beside me.

What happened next and my reaction was insane.

Palava you dey find
Palava you get oooooo

when open grazing is ban in all south
heaven will not fall

Niece:
https://.com/enugu-port-harcourt-expressway-a-death-trap/

There is more than 50 death trap on that road alone from Imo river to osisioma.
Also 27 counted check point both poilce and army. Both collecting 50,100 and 200.
Note the army has small boys collecting the money for them from morning to evening but when it's dark they collect them self. They will stop you if you don't have 100 change and won't go until you pay the 100.
While police always give you change.the next office use to have change.He will just shout give him change driver will just more ahead alittle and collect change.

Why did you people not designed his face to Chinese own b4 handling him over to police

speedfreak:
Good morning all, I recently moved to Lagos for a new job, having been here for a year I am planning on going back to Abuja for Easter, not really a fan of public buses and due to the surge in traveling, Flight rates are astronomical for me and my fiancé, so driving would be my surest, most convenient and cheapest alternative.

I have gone through previous travel threads but they all seem outdated so I’m looking for an update.

I plan on leaving Thursday morning 5am, Im driving 2012 Honda Accord coupe. My questions would be:

1. First time driving such long distance, is it advisable? I’m not such a tough chap but I’m sure I can manage

2. How safe is the trip? With the kidnapping trend going on.

3. How much would it cost me to fuel? Car is a 4 cylinder without a cat (catalytic converter)

4. How rough will it be on the car? Car is less than 5months old, wouldn’t want to rough it up just yet.

5. How accurate is google maps? It estimates 12hrs through Ibadan and 14hrs through illorin.

Aside from the above any other advice or assistance would be welcomed.

Sleep well night b4 d trip
Don't eat heavy food like egusi and fufu.
I prefer Sprite and suya only.
Budget to buy two full tank of fuel. One at Lagos and the second at okene.
Also make provision for hotel since it's your first time 11hours trip.
When buying fuel only buy where you see many buses buying from the petrol station.
Hope you have your favorite songs and your girlfriend favorite song in USB to plug into car audio that can last for 12 straight hours.

For all those that have chop up Visa ban.
Do not miss this opportunity.
Purpose of visit
To see Tinubu
Visa approved
Come back and thank me later

teeshet:
https://politicsnigeria.com/breakingcovid-19-fg-to-vaccinate-nigerians-in-church-on-sundays/

church go empty on sunday be dat

EAGLIONkernel:
Location is Abuja.

Na location you want to sell
Put the puppy pictures

Hope you did not use your dad for ritual.

I thought
They said they have killed the
Dragon some month ago
The dragon return back

More backing needed urgently

Yeah up North no border check.
It free for all

cubanfirstlady:
Prophet Odumeje is Learning Work – See the New Pastor Who Slams Church Members on Floor for Miracle.

We all know the name Prophet Odumeje both as a cleric and a lover of wrestling. We have seen him perform miracles by slamming his members and miracle seekers on chairs, just the same way it’s done in WWE wrestling.

His method of performing deliverance which has earned him much fame and accolades here in Nigeria and other African countries has also inspired other men of God to adopt his style.

Just recently a video surfaced online of a pastor conducting deliverance on his church member in a funny way.

Just like his predecessor, or should I say mentor, the pastor was captured slamming a man on the floor while performing what seems like a deliverance on him.

VIDEO HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/prophet-odumeje-is-learning-work-see-the-new-pastor-who-slams-church-members-on-floor-for-miracle/

Don't worry
By the time he break your spinal cord
Make una no come Nl asking how to solve spinal cord issue

Tori for town teaching us be say the bandits demand
Ministry of herders and cow

Obiano do not worry
Monday go reach
And we go hear the results outcome