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inGermany, where he went to settle a deal between Seimens AG and the Federal Government of Nigeria.



Any news about the above deal

We have no light ooooo

thymm:
Please explain the tiger battery trick

You know those tiger batteries with paper cover
Just get any used one
Tire off the paper
Then place at the places near your window.

Goat will avoid the place henceforth.

Pluse992:
Advise Me Please. Should I Confess?

I recently packed into my apartment somewhere in Ogun, and my neighbor's goats have been sleeping at the back of my apartment near my window and they have been urinating and passing out faeces making my room inhabitable.

So the other day, I poured some hot water on one of the goats. I discovered that the woman is into traditional medicine. She has been making some incantations since yesterday concerning the goat. And I am scared that she will hurt me.

Should I confess or be brave? What should I do?

Can you afford to buy the goat then buy it and call Nairalander to celebrate with u joor. Malee go come down.
Next time get those old tiger batteries like 4 and place it near your window.they will not visit u again.

Depressed101:
i have Mike Mann's Think Millions

Thanks.

Is he a domain investor?

Marc bought www.business.com at $150k and sold it for $7.5million and same day in the evening while celebrating with his lawyer family and investment bank at Caribbean sold his other domain www.ebusiness.com at $35million.
He wrote a book and that the book I was looking for.

Any body in the house has this ebook
Get rich click by Marc Ostrofsky and is willing to share it with me.
I really need it

Where can I get it free

E don happen

Sprinkle kerosene then Wait and watch it will come out.

Vortex369:
This is yahoo yahoo.

They pour Resin+Hardener on the basket members to seal the holes. And resin has the exact look of water, and then pour water in it. And a hardened resin is tougher than glass, my friends.

People still fall for this? Then we have scientific illiterates there.

What of using tailor sewing thread to tie goat or RAM to a tree and then you are told to untie it. You never be able to untie it.
Jazz dey

Olayinka8793:
I hope it is not Covid19 again.
Because if that shit can travelled reach as far as Jigawa, then there is no guarantee it has not already penetrated everywhere into the South.
Never been so scared of my life since I was born.
BTW, does Jigawa shares a border with Gandollar's corona infested Kano?

Kano and jigawa share border.

Dam Niggers would have infected all sample they carried.

eliok:
download calibre software

Many thanks.i have it but still confused on how to go about it. My manual has pictures
Would appreciate if you have steps on how to format using Calibre software

Goalnaldo:
Just now Amazon sent me payment from kindle. The money is so small that I can't even withdraw it but I'm motivated please i really need help from those of you who are making a killing in Kindle publishing. I don't have money for outsourcing or buying tools but I'll cherish those little advice you can give.

Cc eliok mk82

Kudos
Pls which app or website or tool do you use to format your ebook?
Pls don't ignore I really need to push my book out as soon as possible

eliok:
write more books. My first withdrawal was 30$

Hello
Please which free app or website I can use to format my first book?
Pls don't ignore

Bill gate and melida Gate

Will not be happy with this news


Meanwhile Melida gate will be......
Madagascar you are spoiling vaccine market for me and my husband

olalat:
if its fake, the peddler wouldn't have mentioned the one in my home town. how e go take know the branch exist in the town nah.

He can easily get all access branch list online.

Guy man buy property joor when he aquired intercontonental and diamond Bank
Now indirectly want to sell 300+ building to recoup investment.

For those that lost their job take heart and God will make a way

For all Nairalanders with cash go and investment in property now. Wealth will be changing hand from now on.

For a startup biz is there any hope or is it only existing biz?

Lekan111:
south east

The company teaches without charge but they are in Lagos,Abuja and Port Harcourt

Carry another wrapper cover her properly

I d

Mubieee:
Well I will start like this, I went out today just to take a look @ what kano city looks like during the imposed two weeks lockdown by the president, and I was actually making a video record to show proof to my friends how kano citizens care not at all about the so called lockdown during this pandemic. And as I made my first short clip.... I noticed bussiness individuals were out. As I was approaching zoo road I met some security personnel (man o war probably) allowing people to move freely, so I passed and I got to zoo road nd began to make a second video clip. In this video was how people are moving freely on the highway and I could see an unlucky tricycle driver who was beign interrogated by these security personnel which I wasn't sure this time around weather were policemen or not.
A man saw me and asked- "youngman are u making a video? "
I smiled the other man said "maybe he is a journalist"
Note..... (Both of them where not on uniform).
Before I knew it this man began calling this security personnel whom I was now sure were policemen. They seized my phone, arrested me (although not a hard core arrest) and took me to the station. On our way I was busy explaining that I'm just a curious citizen who came out, nd I'm not a journalist neither am I recording them.
The next thing he said was "did u see me receiving bribe from anyone? "

Have they released you?

Lekan111:
Good evening Nairalanders, I came across someone willing to teach forex at the rate of #30,000.
I am here to ask people with experience if it worth spending such amount on learning.
Please can I get it cheaper somewhere else?
Are there other alternatives to forex?
Thank you.

Where is your location

Too like until further notice

daniddan1999:
Do you feel or think that your life would have been different if only you where born in another country other than Nigeria?
Well for me i am just starting life tho some times it's hard but i just have to try cos i got no other option than to try.
Though i would have loved to be born in another country if only i was allowed to choose.
What do you think?

Op first travel to developed country
Then come back
You will answer
Yes and Yes.
Someone in Nigeria that worked and left usa
Still got stimulus cheque of 1k dollars
Nigeria student in Denmark got 350Euro per week stimulus cheque
One Nigeria in Italy received 320Euro as palative.
Another Nigeria in Canada got cheque and enough food stuff for family of 5

What are we not saying.

You can access student loans easily
You can access Mortgage loan at 3% for 30years pay back period.
You can access car loan easily
You can access all kinds of loan easily
Govt train you and provide startup loan
Govt easily give you Grant
Ect
Just check
During this lockdown see how govt and company are rally and supporting fellow citizens.


Optimised just now
https://www.forbes.com/sites/briannegarrett/2020/03/20/small-business-relief-tracker-funding-grants-and-resources-for-business-owners-grappling-with-coronavirus/#47938271dd4c
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Federal Government:
The $2 trillion stimulus bill will include a $367 billion program aimed at helping small businesses continue to make payroll.
The U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) is offering Economic Injury Disaster Loans up to $2 million per small business, and business owners in all U.S. states and territories are currently eligible to apply for a low-interest loan. (SBA’straditional loan programsalso remain available.)
The Main Street Business Lending Program, a new initiative announced by the Federal Reserve, willcomplement efforts by the SBA and further support lending to eligible small and medium-sized businesses.
The Main Street Emergency Grant Program, proposed by U.S. Senators Chris Murphy (D-Conn.), Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) and Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), would allow small businesses to apply and receive grants quickly through the Treasury Department.
State/Local Government:
Atlanta: The Atlanta City Council approved Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms’ call for a $7 million coronavirus emergency fund that will allocate $1.5 million to small businesses.
Birmingham:TheBirmingham Strong Emergency Loan Fundis providingzero-interest, 180-day loans up to $25,000 to small businesses with less than 50 employees.
Chicago: Mayor Lori Lightfoot revealed a $100 million Chicago Small Business Resiliency Loan Fundthat will provide low-interest loans to the city’s struggling small businesses.
Denver:The city’s business owners can apply for cash grants up to $7,500 as part of Denver Economic Development and Opportunity’s emergency relief program.Denver Mayor Michael Hancock also announced the creation of a $4 million small business relief fund.
Florida:The Florida Small Business Emergency Bridge Loan Program is providing loans up to $50,000 with one-year terms to small businesses with 2 to 100 employees.
Iowa:GovernorKim Reynolds announced the creation of an Iowa Small Business Relief Program that will allocate grants ranging from $5,000 to $25,000, as well as tax deferrals.
Los Angeles:The city’s Small Business Emergency Microloan Program is offering loans ranging from $5,000 to $20,000 with 0% to 3% interest rates.
Maryland: The state’s Department of Commerce released two initiatives for small businesses: a $50 million Emergency Relief Grant Fundthat offers grant amounts up to $10,000 and a $75 millionEmergency Relief Loan Fund that will provide businesses with 50 or fewer employees loans up to $50,000.
Massachusetts: Governor Charlie Baker announced a $10 million relief fund for Massachusetts businesses affected by the coronavirus. Funds up to $75,000 are immediately available for companies with fewer than 50 full- and part-time employees.
Michigan: The Michigan Economic Development Corp. received approval to implement a Michigan Small Business Relief Program that will allocate $10 million in small business grants and $10 million in small business loans to local business owners.
Minnesota: The state’s Department of Employment and Economic Development will be providing interest-free emergency loans ranging from $2,500 to $35,000 to Minnesota-based businesses in need.
New Mexico: The New Mexico Economic Development Department created theCOVID-19 Business Loan Guarantee Program to aid small businesses seeking emergency loans or lines of credit. The program can guarantee a portion of a loan or line of credit up to 80% of principal or $50,000.
New York City: The NYC Small Business Services is offering businesses with fewer than five employees grants to cover 40% of payroll costs for two months. Businesses with fewer than 100 employees and sales decreases of 25% or more will be eligible for zero-interest loans up to $75,000.
Philadelphia:The city’sCOVID-19 Small Business Relief Fund is providing immediate relief to local small businesses in the form of grants and zero-interest loans.
Portland: Small businesses located in Portland’s Jade District or Old Town Chinatown are eligible to receive support through the city’s $190,000 emergency fund. Asian and Pacific Islander business owners will be prioritized.
Rhode Island:Governor Gina Raimondo partnered with Microsoft to provide Web-based Microsoft Office applications to Rhode Island small businesses for free for six months.Goldman Sachs has also committed $10 million in loans for Rhode Island small businesses through a partnership with Rhode Island Commerce Corporation and Community Reinvestment Fund.
Sacramento: The city established a $1 million economic relief fund for businesses that provides 0% interest loans up to $25,000 per business.
Salt Lake City: Business owners based in the area can apply for 0% interest loans up to $20,000 as part of the city’s emergency loan program.
San Diego: Mayor Kevin Faulconer announced a $6 million Small Business Relief Package that will give microloans ranging from $10,000 to $20,000 to local small businesses with 100 or fewer full-time employees.
San Francisco: Small businesses with fewer than five employees are eligible to receive up to $10,000 for staff salaries and rent.
Seattle: The city’s Office of Economic Development is providing $1.5 million in grants up to $10,000 to small businesses. The mayor is also deferring tax payments for business-owner candidates and will set up a small-business recovery task force.
Syracuse: The Syracuse Economic Development Corp. created a $500,000 fundto provide 0%-interest, 180-day emergency loans up to $25,000 to the city’s small businesses.
Texas:Goldman Sachs and the LiftFund, along with other community development financial institutions, are partnering to provide$50 million in loansto small businesses in Texas. Texas Woman’s University also established anAssistHer Emergency Relief Grant for women-owned businesses operating within the state.
Wisconsin: The Wisconsin Economic Development Corp. launched Small Business 20/20—a $5 million grant program that will give companies with fewer than 20 employees up to $20,000.
Private/Nonprofit Companies:
Amazon announced a $5 million Neighborhood Small Business Relief Fund to provide cash grants to local Seattle small businesses. From March 26 to April 30, Amazon Lending is also pausing repayment from sellers who have outstanding loans, and seller loans will not accrue interest during this time period.
Bacardi has pledged $3 million in relief to bars and restaurants affected by the COVID-19 shutdowns as part of its#RaiseYourSpirits campaign.
Bumbleis giving$5,000 grantsto200 struggling small businesses across 11 countries. Submissions are currently open in Germany, France and Russia.
Facebook announced a $100 million grant for small businesses impacted by COVID-19 and launched the Business Resource Hub, which features recommendations to help small businesses stay connected to customers and stay on track.
Faire, an online marketplace startup, launched afinancial calculator toolthat helps small businesses understand the changes in their finances before and after COVID-19.
Fattmerchant,a payment technology provider, has partnered withGift Up! to allow its clients to sell virtual gift cards. Gift Up! is waiving its usual 3.49% fee for Fattmerchant’s members’ first $5,000 in gift card sales.
Freelancers Unioncreated arelief fundthatwill offer financial assistance of up to $1,000 per freelance household.
GoFundMe has partnered with Yelp to allow independent businesses to start fundraisers and accept donationsthrough Yelp’s pages.The Yelp Foundation and GoFundMe also both pledged to donate up to $1 million to the GoFundMe.orgSmall Business Relief Fund.
Goldman Sachsannounceda slew of initiatives to support small businesses impacted by COVID-19, including a Small Business Stimulus Package allocating $250 million in emergency loans and $25 million in grants. The company has committed a total of $300 million.
Google’s pledge to donate$800 millionfor COVID-19 relief includes efforts to help small and medium-sized businesses gain access to capital.
Honeycomb Credit, an investment crowdfunding platform, announced a small businessrelief loan programthat’s providing $10,000 to $50,000 in working capital to qualifying businesses.
James Beard Foundation started a Food and Beverage Industry Relief Fund to provide microgrants to independent food and beverage small businesses in need.
JPMorgan pledged $50 million to help struggling customers, and $8 million in aid to small businesses, specifically.
Kabbage launched an online hub to help boost sales for U.S small businesses impacted by COVID-19, including a system through which businesses can sell gift cards to consumers for use at a later date.
Kangaroo wants to support business owners who are unable to be physically presentat their offices: The security startup is offering free (for three months)security camera and monitoring kits.
Kiva is urging small businesses to apply for 0% interest loans for up to $15,000. The company is also offering a longer grace period: New borrowers can access a grace period of up to six months.
Loomlaunched acash runway scenario planning tool that helps small business owners gauge the impact COVID-19 could have on their companies.
MainVest, a crowdfunding platform, announced its newMain Street Initiative: a $2,000, 0% interest, 120-day loan for restaurants or other brick-and-mortars affected by the shutdown, in addition to its normal fundraising offerings.
Mark Cuban Cos. will reimburse employees for any lunch or coffee purchases from local independent small businesses.
Nav launched a CARES Act SBA Loan Calculator small businesses can use to navigate the new legislation.
Opportunity Fund, which specializes in money lending to small businesses owned by women, immigrants and people of color,is collaborating with investors and nonprofits to put together a coronavirus relief fund that will provide grants and low-interest-rate loans to business owners in need.
Revel Systems, a cloud-based point of sale company, created a $1 millionRevel Relief Programthat will be allocated to small business customers experiencing coronavirus-related issues.
Ringannounced its Neighbor Pledge initiative, which encourages individuals and groups to create pledge groups to support local businesses.
RXR Realty launcheda volunteer platformto help small businesses navigate coronavirus relief and recovery. It also created a $1.2 million fund to support organizations and New Rochelle residents impacted by COVID-19.
Seated launcheda hotlinefor restaurant owners to get advice from finance and law experts in the hospitality industry.
SheaMoisturecreated a$1 million relief fundfor minority-owned businesses impacted by COVID-19.
Spanx by Sara Blakely Foundation donated $5 million to support women-owned businesses affected by COVID-19 and has teamed up with GlobalGiving to establish The Red Backpack Fund, which will provide 1,000 grants of $5,000 to female entrepreneurs throughout the U.S.
The National Restaurant Association Educational Foundation announced the Restaurant Employee Relief Fund that will provide grants on a first-come first-served basis to restaurant owners and employees in need.
The Restaurant Workers’ Community Foundation formed a COVID-19 Emergency Relief Fund for small businesses and their restaurant workers, and is accepting donations.
U.S. Chamber of Commerce Foundation, in partnership with Vistaprint, announced itsSave Small Business Fundthat will provide $5,000 grants to small businesses in the U.S. and its territories.
Wefunder, an investment crowdfunding platform, launched a Coronavirus Crisis Loans program enabling small businesses to crowdfund loans of $20,000 to $1 million from supporters.
Yelp CEO Jeremy Stoppelman announced the company is providing $25 million in coronavirus relief for independent restaurant and nightlife businesses in the form of waived advertising fees, and free advertising, products and services.
Cc Forbe

I take God beg u.
use the money buy new bike instead.
Unless you want to live in mechanic work shop

Let one Nairalander at Madagascar volunteer and send us some samples down to 9ja

CoronaV:
I fear some people might be getting infected during the tests

True talk

NORSYK:
If it's true, then North Korea is about to be liberated.

They have suffered a lot in the hands of the Kims

His sister dey do waRm up to takeOver

Op some listed African countries here don't have it because they don't have corvid 19 test kits