₦airaland Forum

popsy2:
Tonto Dike has reclaimed her number one spot effectively terminating the short-lived reign of Regina Nwoko.

I give it to Tonto, she is a master strategist. In the game of showbiz, it is important to constantly be in the spotlight; it matters little whether it is for good or for the wrong reasons.

Regina has petered out.

Scandals is good for the 'showbiz' business.

Noted, next please....

JejeNaija:
Sorry bro what's the name of that weed you smoke

You got enough time, my man...

Hey, you remember where we first met? Okay, I don't remember where we first met But hey, admitting is the first step And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep

Sadly the writer is "in love" while I'm in love with the lyrics.

Infinix fanboys and ice cream are already here....

Business is business
Keep your personal off social media.

nonhuman:
I only only saw two yellow mellons

Chief Observing Officer...

Noted, next please...

armyjassy101:
U better use A12 bionic and enjoy phone

iPhone pesin, wehdone sir!

midolian:
Ladies shā-...

Well, some of dem no send oo..even for public, dem dey do worse sometimes..

Attended a conference just last week and when it was time for lunch, this lady filled her plate with everything the conference had to offer for lunch..before sitting to pass judgement on the "food basket", I was 'shocked' to see this lady unzip and unfasten the button of her trouser(like she was running mad) to allow easy passage of food..to where? Honestly, I don't know

Sabi Pesin....

crestedaguiyi:
was a typo

Noted, my pesin..

Another quoted figures....

crestedaguiyi:
nairaland lacks creating writers and reporters of their own.

Crested Aguiyi..

No be 'Creative' writers you wan write...

A big one...

Don't you think this thread is an augury of societal collapse?

kinzation:
naso bruv AKUBEY is bae

No be lie..
When money show we go upgrade...

More of a skit...

Poanan:
It is not money that made her agree she likes him. Ladies get attracted to someone who handles things in a mature way.

Mature Handler...

kinzation:
nice one
But for now na AKUBEY I dey like buy

Sabi man...

PapaNnamdi:
this is puff puff snake,

I hope it doesn't make front page

Bia, Papa Nnamdi

This is where snake soups are made and most importantly this is where lalasticlala is ready to push it to FP..

BornagainThief:


Na waiting we go call this type of rat now

Nipple Rat.

Mysterious Nigeria

A lot of motivational speakers already on this thread..
See how they hijack am con dey dish out motivational tips upandan...

1StopRudeness:
Everybody has got their choice of coping mechanism in this sick and imperfect world..What I dont get is why unreligious people have a problem with how religious people choose to cope with life.....
I'm depressed, I smoke weed or go fvck a prostitute. Another person choose to go to church and pray....I need help, I take matters I to my hands and bend a few rules, another chose to pray for favour..

What right do I have to insult him and call him sick Just cos he ain't doing things my way....One can be unreligious and rational at the same time...Try it man..

Gbam..

That will not stop pussy hustlers and hunters from not giving her a shot...

GolDRoger:
In other words, she's telling us that she has not been bleep? Is that it??

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In other words, she can be receiving the bleeping from non-boyfriend nau..

Nairaland wee not kee sumborri...

HardEvidence:
Na Pre-degree/Diploma I take enter school. I no use JAMB enter, upon how many years the thing keep me for house...

Case closed...

“If it does not come from the president, the purported deployment is null and void and is unconstitutional,”

If this is anything to go by i will love to enjoy the suspense and twists that comes with this NYSC DG drama..

HardEvidence:
Chai!!! Reading this just made me remember that I wrote JAMB a total of 4 times, 2 of which the whole center's results where seized.
Last last, I no still come use the JAMB enter school. This life sef!!!

Anyway, to all those that wrote JAMB and are awaiting their results, I wish you success!!!

Hard Evidence, you say...

Tie my Cuban cigar.....

I'm waiting for the animal rights activists...

I want to know what part of the Animal Constitution support snitches like this bird...

But, this weekend don make brain already with this Kain news.

BTW, some have turn it to PDP/APC war...

Her points..

1. Visit empty-handed.
2. Eat free meals in her house.
3. Take their bath with her water.
4. Enjoy free air-conditioning system without financial support.

On the flipside why not tell the ladies to do the following too.

1. Visit full-handed.
2. No free meals whatsoever.
3. Come along with your water.
4. You can go to the bank to enjoy free AC