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Politics › Re: Access To Twitter Denied From Nigeria Cyberspace - BBC Reports by Jokerman(m): 10:58am On Jun 05, 2021
Lol....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:48am On Jun 05, 2021
Lol... Who are those comparing Benzemiss with Suarez?? grin
Politics › Re: Lady Predicted Buhari's Ban On Twitter 6 Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Jun 05, 2021
A Yoruba Muslim like me doesn't care about such, only ile kewu concern me...
Politics › Re: Nigerians Opt For Vpns Following Twitter Ban by Jokerman(m): 9:30am On Jun 05, 2021
What free VPN can one use?
Career › Re: Young Lawyers, How Are You Coping This Period Of No Court Sitting? by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Jun 04, 2021
Many lawyers into Property management now... O ja are e
Science/Technology › Re: 'Earth's Evil Twin': NASA Heading To Venus For First Time In 30 Years (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On Jun 04, 2021
HolinessForever:
I won't be Suprised if they come up with sitings of numerous UFO's and aliens in the course of this adventure. The World is prepping for some huge stuff.
The Coming of Jesus is at Hand. Repent and believe the gospel.
Lol... I was expecting you to use righteousness2 monicker
Travel › Re: Drone Crashes Into Spewing Volcano In Iceland (Photo, Video) by Jokerman(m): 10:57am On Jun 02, 2021
ThierryJay:
Excuse..gini? I know you were one of those who liked my comment bro because deep inside you, you know it's true cheesy

Simply put, Na Eyjatofakljokujokuwhatever no make us collect 3 back2back UCL trophees between 2009 - 2011 grin grin
Thank God say na Mou una play there... Noisemaking reduce grin... If na Ole or Van gaal una meet, shey una no go qualify then
Travel › Re: Drone Crashes Into Spewing Volcano In Iceland (Photo, Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Jun 02, 2021
ThierryJay:
Lol, this Icelandic volcano again that indirectly caused Barca's semi-final UCL elimination to Inter in 2010.

Barca team had to travel by road on short notice from Spain to Italy for the first leg due to closure of airspace as the volcano had triggered bad weather and visibility all over western Europe. The boys were fatigued for the match at the San Siro and duly lost the match to Mourinho's team.

That their capital Reykjavyk is a tongue twister. It's pronounced as rayeeyaveek.
Excuselona... Lol.. cheesy
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Sign Carlo Ancellotti As New Manager by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Jun 01, 2021
tillaman:
angry
If una like make una combine ancelotti with Mourinho na still beating una go Dey chop especially whenever you guys are playing against Barca
We will gob rape y’all
Lol... Which one, Koeman barca or Pep Uefalona? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu: We’ll Defend Against Iranian Threat Even At Cost Of Friction With US by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On Jun 01, 2021
All these political leaders workings towards the manifestation of the Antichrist... Well done. Your ends are almost here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:32pm On May 31, 2021
Aguero go be another Braithwaite .. Oya say Amen uefalona cheesy
Sports › Re: Lukaku Wins The Best Overall Award In Serie A by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On May 31, 2021
Let me see who will win it in Spain... [center][/center] cheesy
Sports › Re: Serie A Announce Cristiano Ronaldo As Best Forward For 2020/21 Season by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On May 31, 2021
ddippset:
Serie A have had Ronaldo's balls in their mouth since he joined.

What is Serie A forward of the season again?
Did they give this award last season and the season before?

Seeing that Juve didn't win the title, and they can't give him "Serie A player of the season" they decided to award him "forward of the season"

grin
Hope Pessi will win copa america this year in brasil? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brazil To Host Copa America 2021 by Jokerman(m): 5:06pm On May 31, 2021
Lol... Another 1000 complains from Pessi cheesy
Sports › Re: Oliseh Blames Guardiola For City’s UCL Defeat by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On May 31, 2021
temitope27:
so 4 ur eyes FIFA no do ojoro
E concern you o... Officially, Klopp or flick were best coaches, its not easy to win UCL bro
Sports › Re: Guardiola Was Too Smart For His Own Good As Man City Lost To Chelsea by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On May 31, 2021
paulolee:
3 EPL titles and 10 trophies already all in the space of 5 years after going tropiless when he started...
said he hasn't won back to back bt I tot he did it 2018 and 2019 abi na ur tuchel win am for city??
did corabo cup 4 times in a roll n its nothing abi?? he didnt even dominate dt easy n early in spain because of madrid u guys said spain was too easy for him....na wah o
Oga Fergie dominated EPL, so it's not a new thing...
Sports › Re: Guardiola Was Too Smart For His Own Good As Man City Lost To Chelsea by Jokerman(m): 12:37pm On May 31, 2021
lexy2014:
True. So how did Luis Enrique achieve what he achieve what he achieved as a coach at Barca?
With his tactics...
Sports › Re: Oliseh Blames Guardiola For City’s UCL Defeat by Jokerman(m): 12:37pm On May 31, 2021
temitope27:
oga never work alone, even 'hasen flick' of Bayern Munich deserve that award, so maybe ur a fifapool fans
Fifa gave the award, not me
Sports › Re: Is This Curse Truly Following Josep Guardiola? by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On May 31, 2021
paulolee:
the same way ur EPL GOAT fergie coached roma n won the UCL abi?? or did fergie also won it with Aberdeen??
if u dnt like pep jus try make d criticism a bit constructive n not taking sides like a kid..
next would be tuchel with jus 10 trophies is tactically better than pep because he won him 3 times straight...
the same pep with 140 wins in jus 190 games n almost 400+ goals in ur over hyped EPL o
Tuchel that beat Pep 3 times in a month... Lol... Losing two cups in the process?? You should rethink what's called tactics... Or are you not the ones saying Pep is more tactical than Fergie again?
Sports › Re: Is This Curse Truly Following Josep Guardiola? by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On May 31, 2021
paulolee:
proof?? even after he had won 10 trophies in just 5 Years?? proof even after he had even won this same UCL twice even before ur tuchel won it?
proof even after he had won 3 EPL trophies more than all ur world class coaches In EPL combined??
if tuchel attained such success like pep did in 5 years, I know ur owner would Gv him a life contract n u guys wud even b asking for a ballon d or for him.....hypocrites
Swerve... Show us FIFA award for best coach this year, or stop blabbering
Sports › Re: Is This Curse Truly Following Josep Guardiola? by Jokerman(m): 4:57am On May 31, 2021
paulolee:
I sight u bro...but failure is part of the game bcoz u cnt win all, ur EPL GOAT of coach fergie lost twice against pep, even ur Almighty tuchel lost to bayern last season n even klopp too lost to madrid..
pep lost to Chelsea doesnt take anything away from d fact dt he is the best coach in Europe currently..
his wins, records, stats n trophies won speak for him, even ur tuchel with just 10 trophies knows dt pep is better tactically..
Show us proof he's the best coach and stop blabbering emotionally
Sports › Re: Is This Curse Truly Following Josep Guardiola? by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On May 30, 2021
Maybe if Fraudiola go coach small club like Porto, e go finally win UCL....
Sports › Re: Is This Curse Truly Following Josep Guardiola? by Jokerman(m): 11:09pm On May 30, 2021
paulolee:
they don start again..bringing dis same stale mou n pep argument again..
mou is dt good n he n pep were employed in the city of manchester the same season and what happened to both of them??
pep is still running EPL asif its monopoly but ur mou is now in roma after being sacked by united, chelsea n even Tottenham...
and u are trying to say mou is better than pep because he won UCL in different teams... which kain talk b all dis wan self??
my gee pep have more trophies than mou even with a shorter coaching time n his currently better than ur mou n have nothing to prove to u guys....if u wana criticize, pls b constructive na..
Clown... Mou was chosen has the best coach of the century over SAF and Pep... So go sleep..

Mou will always be better than Pep tactically...
Sports › Re: Guardiola Was Too Smart For His Own Good As Man City Lost To Chelsea by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On May 30, 2021
paulolee:
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you all once said so during klopp n mourinho against pep bt he ended up proving himself..
him n tuchel jus started...I jus pray tuchel stays longer in England and we see how it ends
Klopp is presently world best coach according to FIFA, so your claim has no basis
Sports › Re: Guardiola Was Too Smart For His Own Good As Man City Lost To Chelsea by Jokerman(m): 11:02pm On May 30, 2021
lexy2014:
After he left, why didn't d coach that replaced him win d UCL with Messi, Xavi, Iniesta etc?
Luis Enrique won treble with barca
Sports › Re: Guardiola Was Too Smart For His Own Good As Man City Lost To Chelsea by Jokerman(m): 10:55pm On May 30, 2021
caracas:
Trash
Guardiola remains the best coach in the world
Baseless statement with no proof
Sports › Re: Oliseh Blames Guardiola For City’s UCL Defeat by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On May 30, 2021
temitope27:
am sure u gat a phone, just ask Google
Uefalona fan... According to Fifa, Klopp is still the best coach in the world... So how can you falselona fan call pep best coach in the world?

Sports › Re: Guardiola Was Too Smart For His Own Good As Man City Lost To Chelsea by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On May 30, 2021
frog12:
na destroy be dis? just 1 - 0 !

chelsea players were just kicking their legs like CRABS yesterday. na game be dat ?
Lol... Man city with just 1 shot on target for the full 90... Tuchel wan kill am grin
Christianity Etc › Re: If God Exists, Why Doesn’t He Throw Us, Like, A Really Sweet Party? by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On May 30, 2021
Do you best to be at the marriage supper of the lamb...
Politics › Re: Gulak Left His Hotel Room Without Informing Us - Police by Jokerman(m): 3:00pm On May 30, 2021
Inside Job... How did they know his route??
Sports › Re: Ese Brume Breaks Chioma Ajunwa’s 25-year Long Jump Record by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On May 30, 2021
Every record is meant to be broken
Christianity Etc › Re: The Power Of Prayer and Why You Must Pray. by Jokerman(m): 2:48pm On May 30, 2021
Yes, rightly said.

The Lord Jesus himself also admonished us to watch and pray, lest we fall into temptation.

Paul also admonished us to pray without ceasing and also put on the armour of faith.

Prayer is the master Key.

Thanks for the sermon

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